.....you smack your head into something at work at 1:30 am, hyperextending your neck, then end up in the first aid room getting laughed at by your workmates, then getting loaded into an ambulance, then getting taken to the QEH, only to be informed that you will be drug tested when you get there, then spending the next 2 hours shitting bricks because it's the day after
anthems, until you realise that the test is a cheek swab, then getting to spend the next 9 hours in a neck brace, lying on your back, immobilised, with the only thing to look at being the ceiling, then getting told you may have fractured your neck because the x-ray shows irregularities, then having to wait til the slack arse c-t scan operator gets in to work, then getting told that your neck is only badly strained.........
but on a lighter note, the painkillers work a treat, and i'm off work til monday at the earliest!!!