Most Embarrassing Moment

Ok Guys,

I know its happened to all of you at one time or another.... But what was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?

I can remember being in year 9 at school and having our swimming carnival. Was a great day, our sports team was winning and it was time for me to do my part. I stood on the starting block, hands shaking, stomach knotted. Bang the gun goes off. I dive in and WHAM...... Speedos around my ankles. I spent the next 30 seconds trying to get them up around my waist again, but it was too late. And yes I came last!!!

So cmon and tell us what was your "Most Embarrassing Moment"?

Im sure you would have a few [you]!!

Hey what a great idea for a thread! Good Work!!

Um... most embarrassing moment... I know I have one... but I can't think of anything at the moment!
Surely there is something I can put up... let me get back to you!

Ive had lots but not willing to share the rest with anyone

Haha, yeah thats fair enough!!!

yeah i'm sure i have one aswell but i can't think of one atm. either that or i just don't wanna share it. . But i really can't think of one. spiltek u could think of one 4 me

Hay spiltek why do you think i would have a few?? Do you no something that i dont no? I tend to put those type of moments away so i dont remember them....


Harley

so do most ppl....i certainly do

ohhhh cmon guys Im sure theres sumthing...... If not you how about someone you know???? hehe

ah ok that makes it easier....
wen i was in primary school, there was this dude that every1 hated. We were on this bridge type thing one recess and this guy fell off and his pants fell straight down!! every1 in the school was pretty much in this playground because it was new. It was funny as, but that poor guy would have been hell embarrassed. o well shit happends.

14 or 15 years old
hormones just coming online

at greenhills adventure park
riding the waterslides on a day that was a bit cold

get of the slides , runn up to a group of guys and girls


standing there this girl goes" I think your fly is open"

was wearing boardies with the velco fly
which had velcroed into the wide open diamond shape

now the water was very cold

to my horror when I looked down

i saw a tiny , frozen wrinkled nub standing proudly on display
(where I have been an adolesant hours earlier , I was now 3 years old again)

contrasting well against the bright blue boardies

looked like a bloody shrinky dink!(when you put a twisties packet into the oven)

now that was embarassing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



lucky no one knows about that isnt it

, sorry i just had to laugh!!

haha nice one jase31 at least it still had a bit of colour

I'm seriously trying to think of one... I'm pretty sure my brain has blocked them ALL out... because I cannot remember sqwat.

i never do anything embarrasing..........ever.....im perfect

.......well nothing i remember

rofl. i'm sure u r

agreed hehe

ahhh u r learning

sure am

lol

...but ur not a very good liar

and just so u know, i really am perfect

Great thread!
I dont get embarrassed. I can not remember a time when i was, but im sure there is something. I, like everyone else must think about this for a while. But it so hard to think straight with jase31's mini mushroom story fresh in my head.

i'm a heaps good liar

ur not perfect. nobody's perfect...unless........ na i got nothing

lol

i am 2

its k missvixen im perfect too

i figured

i couldnt be the only one
miney is just Jealous of us

i feel left out now


I'M PERFECT TOO!!!

oh i dont think so

according to u, no one is

no i've changed my outlook on life now and i'm perfect toooooo

yeah miney..... ner ner

ok i don't no wat u mean by that so i'll just say......

ok cool

well am I the only one

surely someone can beat that!


physical challenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ur the only 1 wat?

jase wat r u talking about??????

tell me about it!!

i fell asleep standing up one time at the Big Ticket. I fell down, i guess thats embarrasing, but its almost some sort of achievement too

i dont think he even knows.

wat physical challenge

i think he is trying to tell us he is the only perfect one, but that is not the case because to be perfect, u must make sence ......so there jase

haha u thought of one

nice one...ur perfect because u just drilled his arse!!

i'd luv to fall asleep standing up, that's heaps good!! lol

hmmm.......now 4 me to do soemthing that makes me perfect...........

just try

Ok got another one.

When one of my bro's was about 10 he tried to get on with a chick twice his height so he had to stand on the curb to reach. So off he went on his first pash and..........SLIP........... fell off the curb.

, r u serious?

bahaha

sucks to be him

rofl i know

sure would. that woud b sooooo damn embarrassing. how many ppl were watching? obviously urself

the only one with enough balls to reveal a truly embarassing moment

there was this one time at band camp.......................

ur still not making sence

now why do you think I would have any??? I am always a complete model of decorum at all times!!! Trying to think of one actually....
Nope, cant do it....do lots of silly things, but nothing on a grand scale...nothing like the swimming debacle you poor thing!

Spiltek...I'm getting worried about you...first you use my name in your 'ravers fairy tale' thread, now you're mentioning me again in this topic...all I can say to this is YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE MY BITCH!!! (whoops, sorry an unsheduled tourettes attack) bahahahahhaaaaa

its so hard to think of doing anything embarassing, i dont get embarassed heaps easy

most classic moment

was seeing a pregnant ex girlfriend(not mine)
she said she wanted some support for the birth
I said sure babe
doctors said she could have a free pager for the dad
so she wanted me to be there for the birth
sure , thats nioce
so time ticked on had the pager for weeks
took it everywhere
out to clubs , to recovery parties, to work
so I am at the recovery
downed 6 beers
wanging hard
sittin back spinnin shit

beep beep beep

fuck fuck fuck
quick run fuck
too pissed
fuck cant let her down
once in a life time responsibilty!!!!!!!!!!!!!
leap out the chair
fly to the car, start driving
hit the medium strip 3 times going in a straight line
fuck this is bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damn hospitals at modbury!
drivin quick
fly into the carpark




leap out of the car
start sprinting across the carpark
shit the baby
could be out !
leap over the parking island
clip it with my foot
sprain my ankle I am down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pain sears up my leg
fuck it fuck fuck
limping like a retard, fast as I am able
burst through the front door
BABIES!
WHERE ARE THE BABIES !
BIRTH !
MATURNITY!

FLOOR THREE! the nurses point
quick in the lift
push 3 push 3!
the doors open

complete darkness, no light
what the fuck

back in the lift
go down

where the babies !
my friend is giving birth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


floor three!
shit
back in the lift
up to floor 3
doors open complete darkness


what the fuck I yell
thenI start laughing
is this joke I scream
where are the fuckin babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
start wandering the corridors
here baby baby!
anyone seen any babies
this has got to be a joke I plead !
where are the hidden cameras! I implore

two doors up a door opens and a doctor steps out
are you looking for miss.........................

yes I state nonchatantly

step through the doors and there they are
whole family there
heard everything


so I cut the cord!