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The Ravers Fairytale

Started by spiltek · 1 Aug 2005 · 475 of 663 posts survive (292 recovered from printable/lo-fi copies) · Wayback

spiltek1 Aug 2005, 7:41pm

Ok guys,
you all know of Cinderella, Snow White, etc etc but I was thinking in all those fairytales that are out there not one ever mentions a raver. So what I wanted to do was have everyone add their little bit to the story and create our very own ravertale.

I'll start it off then everyone can add their little bit and in the end we can have a nice little tale to tell our grand kiddies,

Once Upon a time in the land of Rave there was a raver by the name of [you],

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 7:45pm

oooo this is going to be so much fun.

..........this raver loved the scene.....especially the little glowing lights

mineyr1 Aug 2005, 7:49pm

this is an awesome idea spiltek, nice one

............even though every1 loved them....they always got into trouble!!

Oldskoolier1 Aug 2005, 8:02pm

..... But that didnt matter, for in their back pocket they carried 3 special pills. The pills came from the sale of their cow in the market earlier that morning........

spiltekr1 Aug 2005, 8:05pm

.......There was 1 red pill, 1 green pill and 1 blue pill......

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 8:05pm

lol
i think these ravers need names.

these three pills were magic and contained powers....one made you fly, another made u small, and the last made u......

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 8:07pm

ahhh i cant keep up

mineyr1 Aug 2005, 8:07pm

lol yeah

spiltekr1 Aug 2005, 8:08pm

[quote=missvixen,Aug 1 2005, 08:05 PM]
lol
i think these ravers need names.

nah we cant make it gender based lol

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 8:08pm

ok

they each choses a pill each cos there were 3 ravers, but they still didnt know what the third pill did

mineyr1 Aug 2005, 8:09pm

...the third pill simply made u fart!......

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 8:12pm

that can be urs

mineyr1 Aug 2005, 8:14pm

lol

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 8:17pm

these raves then flew and farted to a rave, the third one was at this point really small so he caught a taxi....

spiltekr1 Aug 2005, 8:18pm

...but when the taxi pulled up the driver couldnt see them so the small raver............

mineyr1 Aug 2005, 8:21pm

...just jumped out without paying his taxi fee.....

Bob the Builderr1 Aug 2005, 8:30pm

...they got lost on the way cause they forgot 2 get the map....

spiltekr1 Aug 2005, 8:38pm

.....but they didnt realise the map was their minds, so they.........

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 8:40pm

im so lost

spiltekr1 Aug 2005, 8:41pm

QUOTE(missvixen @ Aug 1 2005, 08:40 PM)

im so lost

It will all come together in the end......... I hope

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 8:45pm

me too

.......and so the little raver found the place but he had to dance on other ravers shoulders so that he didnt get stepped on. and the other two......

mineyr1 Aug 2005, 8:46pm

..just danced like any other normal ravers....

spiltekr1 Aug 2005, 8:48pm

......with their heads touching the ceiling so raver 1 told raver 2 to look out the window and see if he could............

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 8:50pm

QUOTE(spiltek @ Aug 1 2005, 07:48 PM)

......with their heads touching the ceiling so raver 1 told raver 2 to look out the window and see if he could............

STOP FUKN CONFUSING ME

where is the ceiling and the window, it is not a plane

spiltekr1 Aug 2005, 8:50pm

no but it could be a window to their minds???????

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 8:54pm

ooooo thats deep

mineyr1 Aug 2005, 8:55pm

Oldskoolier1 Aug 2005, 9:01pm

its getting a bit pear shaped. But all is well.

..... see who was playing outside.....

mineyr1 Aug 2005, 9:03pm

....he was surprised to see that the playground outside was empty....

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 9:03pm

.....but......

(was about all i could think of since i have no idea where this story is going or what u boys are talking about, i think u created this thread simply to confuse me)

spiltekr1 Aug 2005, 9:05pm

.......all that could be seen was a bobcat on 2 wheels with hazard lights on, but there was noone driving so they................

mineyr1 Aug 2005, 9:05pm

na we didn't u just confused urself

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 9:05pm

at the moment i feel like mineys avatar

mineyr1 Aug 2005, 9:08pm

then y don't ya? then u can put it in the most embarrassing moments. but as a video!!

mineyr1 Aug 2005, 9:09pm

QUOTE(spiltek @ Aug 1 2005, 09:05 PM)

.......all that could be seen was a bobcat on 2 wheels with hazard lights on, but there was noone driving so they................

.....decdided they'd have some fun and didn't want to rave anymore they wanted to b bobcat drivers...

Oldskoolier1 Aug 2005, 9:09pm

..... the bob cat driver had a farmers union iced coffee by his side. He appeared to be building a freestyle motocross ramp......

spiltekr1 Aug 2005, 9:11pm

.......but the ramp was too steep and everytime the bobcat went up it slid back down so they........

Oldskoolier1 Aug 2005, 9:11pm

the hard thing with this is that the thread is so alive and people keep posting over the top of each other

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 9:11pm

...so they drove around the streets of adelaide, untill they had no more petrol so they had to go to a servo, whle they were there the got some chuppa chupa to eat and they.......

mineyr1 Aug 2005, 9:12pm

yeah tell me about it!

spiltekr1 Aug 2005, 9:12pm

QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Aug 1 2005, 09:11 PM)

the hard thing with this is that the thread is so alive and people keep posting over the top of each other

haha Ive had to go in a couple of times now to edit my posts

Oldskoolier1 Aug 2005, 9:12pm

QUOTE(spiltek @ Aug 1 2005, 08:11 PM)

.......but the ramp was too steep and everytime the bobcat went up it slid back down so they........

.... got some dudes....

Oldskoolier1 Aug 2005, 9:16pm

...when they finished they all had more iced coffees and did some bobcat ballet

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 9:16pm

...then it was at the top of the ramp....

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 9:17pm

QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Aug 1 2005, 08:16 PM)

...when they finished they all had more iced coffees and did some bobcat ballet

mmmm ice coffee

mineyr1 Aug 2005, 9:17pm

now ur confusing me@@

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 9:18pm

ur not alone......i cant do this

spiltekr1 Aug 2005, 9:19pm

Posted by: Oldskoolie Aug 1 2005, 09:21 PM

..... and then [you] went home like a big sooky la la.....

Oldskoolier1 Aug 2005, 9:21pm

Posted by: spiltek Aug 1 2005, 09:23 PM

.............. but after they sooked they swept their pride back up off the floor and ventured back out to the Rave. Once they were there........

spiltekr1 Aug 2005, 9:23pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 1 2005, 09:24 PM

QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Aug 1 2005, 08:21 PM)

..... and then [you] went home like a big sooky la la.....

hey hey hey, im perfect.. i do not sook

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 9:24pm

Posted by: spiltek Aug 1 2005, 09:25 PM

I wasnt sooking I was pretending honest

spiltekr1 Aug 2005, 9:25pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 1 2005, 09:25 PM

QUOTE(spiltek @ Aug 1 2005, 08:23 PM)

.............. but after they sooked they swept their pride back up off the floor and ventured back out to the Rave. Once they were there........

they danced the night away, even though the place smelt real bad cos of the farting pill

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 9:25pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 1 2005, 09:27 PM

QUOTE(spiltek @ Aug 1 2005, 08:25 PM)

I wasnt sooking I was pretending honest

yea same cos we both wanted to see if we could trick u oldskoolie

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 9:27pm

Posted by: Oldskoolie Aug 1 2005, 09:30 PM

lol! trick me ?

Oldskoolier1 Aug 2005, 9:30pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 1 2005, 09:31 PM

QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Aug 1 2005, 08:30 PM)

lol! trick me ?

yea do u think we did a good job

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 9:31pm

Posted by: Oldskoolie Aug 1 2005, 09:33 PM

im still looking for the trick bit...

Oldskoolier1 Aug 2005, 9:33pm

Posted by: Oldskoolie Aug 1 2005, 09:34 PM

i think u have actually been tricked hooo hooo haaa haaa haaaa!!! *in evilest tv laugh possible*

Oldskoolier1 Aug 2005, 9:34pm

Posted by: smp Aug 1 2005, 09:36 PM

QUOTE(spiltek @ Aug 1 2005, 08:38 PM)

.....but they didnt realise the map was their minds, so they.........

decided to lose the map in the land of the mystical mushrooms....they came across a huge pile of

*smp*r1 Aug 2005, 9:36pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 1 2005, 09:39 PM

gold
then they got hungry, so they ate a bit of mushroom and they shrunk and then they eat a bit of another and they grew. and this little adventure went on untill....

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 9:39pm

Posted by: smp Aug 1 2005, 09:40 PM

QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Aug 1 2005, 09:21 PM)

..... and then [you] went home like a big sooky la la.....

nah, sookin is for grrrls.....I'd just find new friends to play with me in the magic forest that this story is becoming...more twist and turns than an episode of Blue Heelers ha ha ha.....how did my name become the starting point for this tale anyway?

*smp*r1 Aug 2005, 9:40pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 1 2005, 09:42 PM

QUOTE(smp971 @ Aug 1 2005, 08:40 PM)

it wasnt, it is one of those things that come up with whoever is viewing its name

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 9:42pm

Posted by: smp Aug 1 2005, 09:50 PM

QUOTE(missvixen @ Aug 1 2005, 09:42 PM)

it wasnt, it is one of those things that come up with whoever is viewing its name

yeah, it was...take a look at the first post in this mad fairytale....I've been immortalised!!! Wel, there's my 15 minutes of fame...they are right though...SMP971 loves the scene and the flashing lights....and the mushrooms ha ha ha....now back to the story...I think me and you skipped the bobcat driving bit and started our own tangent here!!!

*smp*r1 Aug 2005, 9:50pm

Posted by: spiltek Aug 1 2005, 09:53 PM

..........but the bobcats felt left out so they went to the rave too. At the Rave..........

spiltekr1 Aug 2005, 9:53pm

Posted by: smp Aug 1 2005, 09:59 PM

they found that there was a whole room set up for pure bobcat ballet fun...so with the help of their own brand of magic pills, which gave them super bobcat powers they went right off, until they were busted doing....

*smp*r1 Aug 2005, 9:59pm

Posted by: jase31 Aug 1 2005, 10:34 PM

breakdancing
so they decided to try thetraffic controller dance

jase31r1 Aug 2005, 10:34pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 1 2005, 10:40 PM

...and then the bobcats went up to everyone in sight and gave tham a hug and became friends and.....

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 10:40pm

Posted by: smp Aug 1 2005, 10:42 PM

drove them all to la la land for an after party, the likes of which had never been seen before....at this party....

*smp*r1 Aug 2005, 10:42pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 1 2005, 10:48 PM

the after party was an all ages event, bcos some of us are not of the legal partying age. lala land was a beautiful place for an after party. it was up in the clouds, so there was cloud sofas and they were all fluffy and stuff.
but suddenly......

missvixenr1 Aug 2005, 10:48pm

Posted by: buph Aug 2 2005, 12:57 AM

there was a knock at the door and it was reality a callin wanting to know if they could escape the clutches of logic and probability and simply delve into a world of chance with the help of stamps (prolly the ones that you take to send yourself on a journey)............

buphr2 Aug 2005, 12:57am

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 06:05 PM

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 6:05pm

Posted by: miney Aug 2 2005, 06:44 PM

this story is getting soo twisted i don't understand it anymore!

mineyr2 Aug 2005, 6:44pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 06:48 PM

oh me neather....if u read back over it all ur head begins to hurt.

and none of my posts fit in in the right places, everyone posts too quick lol

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 6:48pm

Posted by: miney Aug 2 2005, 06:48 PM

lol. none of my posts fit either and i've only posted like 3

mineyr2 Aug 2005, 6:48pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 06:51 PM

mine dont make sence, they are posted so out of place. and the story goes inbetween the fairytale and our convos......and every now and then someone will post something that sounds good but makes no sence

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 6:51pm

Posted by: miney Aug 2 2005, 06:52 PM

yep r will sound good but not link to the story.

we need spiltek to b a mod so he can delete our convo's

mineyr2 Aug 2005, 6:52pm

Posted by: spiltek Aug 2 2005, 07:09 PM

QUOTE(buph @ Aug 2 2005, 12:57 AM)

.........but these were no ordinary stamps and it was not an ordinary knock, for it was the knock on the door to the kingdom of minds. The first raver stepped in and disappeared, the second raver stepped in and disappeared and the third raver stepped in and re-appeared. Once inside the kingdom of minds they began to see..........

spiltekr2 Aug 2005, 7:09pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 07:10 PM

things that they didnt even know existed

this was because of the trip to mushroom land

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 7:10pm

Posted by: miney Aug 2 2005, 07:12 PM

...if they hadn't been there first they wouldn't have found this wonderful place...

mineyr2 Aug 2005, 7:12pm

Posted by: spiltek Aug 2 2005, 07:15 PM

........but this wonderful place had more twists and turns than willy wonkas chocolate factory for it...........

spiltekr2 Aug 2005, 7:15pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 07:20 PM

QUOTE(spiltek @ Aug 2 2005, 06:15 PM)

........but this wonderful place had more twists and turns than willy wonkas chocolate factory for it...........

mmmmm chocolate

.......the walls were alive with colour and everyone living there did the fear and loathing walk, willy wonka himself suddenly appeared and he...

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 7:20pm

Posted by: miney Aug 2 2005, 07:33 PM

..sed to the ravers "do not fear this new place of mine, it's wackier then the first but...

mineyr2 Aug 2005, 7:33pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 07:43 PM

....it is filled with far better munchies. once u enter u will never want to leave.

so the ravers followed mr wonka on through a few rooms untill the came to a room where they were experimenting with the new and improved chuppa chups. but there was still a problem with them as they....

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 7:43pm

Posted by: miney Aug 2 2005, 07:47 PM

..entered the room all 3 of them colapsed onto the ground. willy wonka laughed his evilest laugh and began dragging them into....

mineyr2 Aug 2005, 7:47pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 07:50 PM

a room with a giant jigsaw puzzle....

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 7:50pm

Posted by: miney Aug 2 2005, 07:51 PM

wtf! i got nothing now

mineyr2 Aug 2005, 7:51pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 2 2005, 07:59 PM

The Ravers saw that the Jigsaw puzzle had gaps in it in the shape of Ravers! Willy Wonka began to put one of the ravers into a gap....

Pink Bearr2 Aug 2005, 7:59pm

Posted by: miney Aug 2 2005, 08:00 PM

...then the next one into the other gap...

mineyr2 Aug 2005, 8:00pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 08:11 PM

..but willy wonka had only estimated enough room for a small raver (due to the magic pills). but as it wouldd happen the pill had worn off so the last raver could not fit into the space allocated, so mr wonka got angry and he.....

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 8:11pm

Posted by: miney Aug 2 2005, 08:18 PM

...sed to his oompa loompa's "make a another pill like these ravers have taken, and hurry up about it!"....

mineyr2 Aug 2005, 8:18pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 2 2005, 08:22 PM

The Oompa Loompas rush off to gather all the ingredients, but....

Pink Bearr2 Aug 2005, 8:22pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 08:23 PM

the ravers sudddenly wake up and devise a plan to....

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 8:23pm

Posted by: miney Aug 2 2005, 08:25 PM

..to get rid of willy wonka once and for all!!....

mineyr2 Aug 2005, 8:25pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 08:26 PM

...to do this the ravers decided that they would....

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 8:26pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 2 2005, 08:27 PM

... hold a rave!!!

Pink Bearr2 Aug 2005, 8:27pm

Posted by: miney Aug 2 2005, 08:28 PM

...they would make many pills but 1 specially made one for willy wonka...

mineyr2 Aug 2005, 8:28pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 2 2005, 08:32 PM

Raver 1 texted his "contact" for some special ingredients...

Pink Bearr2 Aug 2005, 8:32pm

Posted by: miney Aug 2 2005, 08:33 PM

raver 1 is stuck in the jigsaw!!!!

mineyr2 Aug 2005, 8:33pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 2 2005, 08:36 PM

oops, sorry, maybe it was Raver 2

Pink Bearr2 Aug 2005, 8:36pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 08:38 PM

QUOTE(Pink Bear @ Aug 2 2005, 07:36 PM)

oops, sorry, maybe it was Raver 2

but these ingrediants will not be mentioned for legal reasons but the most important mentionable ingrediant to be put in willy wonkas was numbing stuff, so that he could not move so that the ravers could...

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 8:38pm

Posted by: miney Aug 2 2005, 08:47 PM

slap him around like a little bitch lmfao......joking ppl

mineyr2 Aug 2005, 8:47pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 2 2005, 08:48 PM

...run around the factory, helping all the Oompa Loompas escape. But some of the Oompa Loompas were really stupid and they...

Pink Bearr2 Aug 2005, 8:48pm

Posted by: miney Aug 2 2005, 08:50 PM

..wanted to stay and help willy wonka...

mineyr2 Aug 2005, 8:50pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 08:51 PM

...so the ravers took them to the brain washing room and made them believe that they were turtles...

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 8:51pm

Posted by: miney Aug 2 2005, 08:52 PM

lmfao

mineyr2 Aug 2005, 8:52pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 2 2005, 08:56 PM

Little green turtles swimming around the big green sea all alone by their turtley selves swimming swimming swimming.
Meanwhile, Raver 3 had blown his Rave Whistle ......

Pink Bearr2 Aug 2005, 8:56pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 08:58 PM

...so the raves enjoyed their rave that they had just hosted and continued on their way...as they were flying along they looked on the ground and they found....

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 8:58pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 08:59 PM

QUOTE(Pink Bear @ Aug 2 2005, 07:56 PM)

Little green turtles swimming around the big green sea all alone by their turtley selves swimming swimming swimming.
Meanwhile, Raver 3 had blown his Rave Whistle ......

lol

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 8:59pm

Posted by: miney Aug 2 2005, 09:03 PM

hmmmm.....they found.....ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mineyr2 Aug 2005, 9:03pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 09:09 PM

some strange green plants with what looked like buds on them.....

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 9:09pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 2 2005, 09:10 PM

....Raver 2 immediately put one in his mouth, before finding out what it was (because that's what he always does)......

Pink Bearr2 Aug 2005, 9:10pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 09:13 PM

hehe....just like me....jj

.....the raver soon found out that this strange plant helped him to ralax, but was very bad for u, but not wanting to be the only one eating this plant, the raver encoraged the other to try it too, it was not long b4 all the ravers we lying on the ground laughing and speaking absolute shit.....

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 9:13pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 2 2005, 09:21 PM

Raver 2 saw a multi coloured spiral form in the air next to him. He thought it was pretty, so he went over to touch it and......

Pink Bearr2 Aug 2005, 9:21pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 09:23 PM

it turned out to be raver 1's eye...

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 9:23pm

Posted by: miney Aug 2 2005, 09:35 PM

lmfao

mineyr2 Aug 2005, 9:35pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 2 2005, 09:36 PM

This slightly freaked Raver 2, annoyed Raver 1, and made Raver 3 split his sides with laughter. None of them had noticed that....

Pink Bearr2 Aug 2005, 9:36pm

Posted by: miney Aug 2 2005, 09:38 PM

willy wonka had snapped out of his numbing pill and was heading straight towards them with an angry look!....

mineyr2 Aug 2005, 9:38pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 09:40 PM

lol.

......a swarm of brainwashed turtle oompa loompas has folled the three ravers, so when the ravers finally saw them it was too late, the were surrounded.
the ravers were then tired up and put in a cannable pot, but the ravers found this alll very funny and....

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 9:40pm

Posted by: spiltek Aug 2 2005, 09:40 PM

...there was a rain drop floating in mid air so.....

spiltekr2 Aug 2005, 9:40pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 09:42 PM

each of the ravers had a turn of sucking the 'juice' out of it as it passed them this achieved....

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 9:42pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 2 2005, 10:02 PM

...a blinding flash of light, the cannible were all unconsh-- unconscou--- unconscie--- passed out, the pot had exploded and the ravers were flying up up up through the air at speed. Up up up up up......

Pink Bearr2 Aug 2005, 10:02pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 2 2005, 10:02 PM

......it was lucky that at willy wonkas, raver3 swiped some flying pills...

missvixenr2 Aug 2005, 10:02pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 2 2005, 11:05 PM

So they all quickly down a couple of flying pills each, and kept flying up up up (or so it seemed) .....

Pink Bearr2 Aug 2005, 11:05pm

Posted by: PaulHamon Aug 2 2005, 11:18 PM

When this gets to 1000 posts... I'm cut it out and post it as one BIG story! So make sure it's got an amazing ending!

PaulHamonr2 Aug 2005, 11:18pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 2 2005, 11:31 PM

When they flew above the clouds they met a Xylic bird. He said......

Pink Bearr2 Aug 2005, 11:31pm

Posted by: PaulHamon Aug 2 2005, 11:36 PM

" I'm not a bird... I'm a Bank Statement! "

PaulHamonr2 Aug 2005, 11:36pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 2 2005, 11:41 PM

"You don't look like a Bank Statement" said Raver 1.
"Why are you up here above the clouds?" asked Raver 2.
"Heavy man" said Raver 3.

Pink Bearr2 Aug 2005, 11:41pm

Posted by: PaulHamon Aug 2 2005, 11:48 PM

We'll I look like a bird, becuase a little girl called Ayumi Takimoto used her Dad's bills to make thousands of origami Cranes!! I was made from a Bank Statement....

PaulHamonr2 Aug 2005, 11:48pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 3 2005, 12:15 AM

"Heavy" said Raver 3.
"Come with us" said Raver 1.
So the four of them flew off and went.....

Pink Bearr3 Aug 2005, 12:15am

Posted by: buph Aug 3 2005, 01:02 AM

Off to see the wizard to see if they could make the Xylic bird a origami crane freeing him of his shady past of being a bank statement.....

buphr3 Aug 2005, 1:02am

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 3 2005, 01:19 AM

When they got to the Wizard's place they saw they had to get past.....

Pink Bearr3 Aug 2005, 1:19am

Posted by: foonji Aug 3 2005, 02:32 PM

a spoon and saucer

foonjir3 Aug 2005, 2:32pm

Posted by: miney Aug 3 2005, 02:35 PM

they did this by smashing both of their heads together and they fell to the gourn..

mineyr3 Aug 2005, 2:35pm

Posted by: miney Aug 3 2005, 02:36 PM

ground*

mineyr3 Aug 2005, 2:36pm

Posted by: Davin Aug 3 2005, 04:13 PM

when they hit the ground, they noticed it wasn't really there and they continued to fall faster and faster. Willy Wonka had previously collaborated with the lamp post and turned the ground into a..

Davinr3 Aug 2005, 4:13pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 3 2005, 04:58 PM

...giant rabbit hole, they fell for ages and ages untill finally they fell into a room filled with doors. suddenly someone ran past them and to their suprise it was a white rabbit.
he seemed to be a hurry as he kept saying 'im late, im late, for a very important date'
suprised the ravers began to follow and they....

missvixenr3 Aug 2005, 4:58pm

Posted by: miney Aug 3 2005, 06:05 PM

..kept asking "what r u late for?, we may be able to help u if u would just tell us!!",....

mineyr3 Aug 2005, 6:05pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 3 2005, 06:08 PM

but as it would have it the rabbit just ran down a long hall and out a door.
so our heros ran trying to keep up but they did not know what door to go thro.....

missvixenr3 Aug 2005, 6:08pm

Posted by: miney Aug 3 2005, 06:10 PM

......they decided they'd pick the one of the far left. they opened it and found a pleasent garden surrounded with rose bushes and at the end they saw the rabbit. still running and running....

mineyr3 Aug 2005, 6:10pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 3 2005, 06:12 PM

.....SUDDENLY, an unidentifable flying object appeard over the to of the 3 ravers...

missvixenr3 Aug 2005, 6:12pm

Posted by: miney Aug 3 2005, 06:13 PM

.........a very bright light appeared to be coming out of this object and heading straight towards them. they could not c to protect themselves and were beamed up. inside the ravers found.........

mineyr3 Aug 2005, 6:13pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 3 2005, 06:22 PM

squirrels, big ones, and they were blue and pink.....they were all colours. and they glowed.

it took a while, but the ravers finally realised that these creatures were walking/living/squirreling glowsticks and they were in a giant alien ufo RAVE...

missvixenr3 Aug 2005, 6:22pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 3 2005, 06:37 PM

There was music all around them and it went oonz oonz oonz doomf doomf doomf. All the ravers had their hands in the air, the alien glowstick squirrels had their paws in the air and the origami bird had its paper wings in the air. A spot light lit up on stage. And then suddenly, stepping into the spotlight, there was a......

Pink Bearr3 Aug 2005, 6:37pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 3 2005, 06:38 PM

...a....

missvixenr3 Aug 2005, 6:38pm

Posted by: foonji Aug 3 2005, 06:39 PM

giant raving lemur, packing 10 glowsticks

foonjir3 Aug 2005, 6:39pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 3 2005, 06:41 PM

hmmm plez explain to the class what thst is

missvixenr3 Aug 2005, 6:41pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 3 2005, 06:48 PM

[a lemur is sort of like a monkey]. Anyway, this giant lemur grabbed a microphone, and started shouting .....

Pink Bearr3 Aug 2005, 6:48pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 3 2005, 06:56 PM

...'HELLO ADELAIDE'....
but the funny thing was that they were not even in adelaide.
there were......um...not in adelaide
the ravers however, did not mind that the aliens did not know this cos adleaide is a great place, and they just figured that the aliens only wished that they could live there and had spent so much time spying on them...

missvixenr3 Aug 2005, 6:56pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 3 2005, 07:09 PM

But they were wrong, because then another giant lemur (this one in a pink tutu) stepped up on stage, took the microphone and said "THANK YOU SYDNEY. HELLO PEOPLE I'M M.C. ADELAAAAAAAAIDE. MAAAAKE SOME NOOOOOOOISE".

The crowd went off. Doomf, doomf, oonz, oonz. "
WAVE YOU HAAAANDS IN THE AAAAAIR".

But then there was a loud bang, someone screamed and..........

Pink Bearr3 Aug 2005, 7:09pm

Posted by: miney Aug 3 2005, 07:15 PM

..willy wonka popped out of the roof of this UFO and grabbed the microphone out of the other giant lemur's hand and sed".....

mineyr3 Aug 2005, 7:15pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 3 2005, 07:32 PM

"So you think you've escape me, Ravers, ha, ha, ha, ha" he laughed maniacally
The crowd started panicking, and then.....

Pink Bearr3 Aug 2005, 7:32pm

Posted by: miney Aug 3 2005, 07:34 PM

the other dude version of the lemur smacked him over the head with the mic and yeah......

na i dunno ppl

mineyr3 Aug 2005, 7:34pm

Posted by: miney Aug 3 2005, 07:34 PM

we can't really have violence in a fairytale

missvixenr3 Aug 2005, 7:36pm

Posted by: miney Aug 3 2005, 07:37 PM

...he was blinded then he fell off the stage and the crowd cheared!!!!....

mineyr3 Aug 2005, 7:37pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 3 2005, 07:43 PM

....the silly string spary stuff was very strong and dryed fast, so they ravers lifted him up and carried him to the back of the room.
willy wonka didnt like raves because he didnt like the ravers, so he didnt have fun. hehe.....

missvixenr3 Aug 2005, 7:43pm

Posted by: miney Aug 3 2005, 07:44 PM

riiiiiight

mineyr3 Aug 2005, 7:44pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 3 2005, 08:00 PM

*give miney the finger*

missvixenr3 Aug 2005, 8:00pm

Posted by: miney Aug 3 2005, 08:01 PM

????

mineyr3 Aug 2005, 8:01pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 3 2005, 08:08 PM

So the 3 ravers, the origami bird, the glowstick alien squirrels and Sydney & Adelaide (the giant MC lemurs), all kept raving in the UFO as it flew through the air. The UFO then landed on a mountain, next to the cave where the wizard lived. The door of the UFO open and.....

Pink Bearr3 Aug 2005, 8:08pm

Posted by: miney Aug 3 2005, 08:22 PM

every1 stepped out. The wizard heard all this noise and stood in his doorway amazed at this gaint UFO in his front garden he yelled over the top of the noise......

mineyr3 Aug 2005, 8:22pm

Posted by: spiltek Aug 3 2005, 08:48 PM

..........but nothing came out, so he yelled again but still nothing came out, so the wizard lifted of his hat, looked into the deepest realms of insanity and what did he see...........

spiltekr3 Aug 2005, 8:48pm

Posted by: buph Aug 3 2005, 10:25 PM

a giant pink Phluffy Mongoose running away with his voice box deep inside his hat of insanity the wizard....

buphr3 Aug 2005, 10:25pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 3 2005, 10:30 PM

Scared that he would never talk again, the wizard jumped in after the GPPM (Giant Pink Phluffy Mongoose), and all of friends followed him.....

Pink Bearr3 Aug 2005, 10:30pm

Posted by: buph Aug 3 2005, 10:39 PM

down inside the hat of insanity. Allong they walked a winding pathway that seemed to go for ever following the estranged wizard, but no sign of the GPPM was to be seen. Only a white rabbit who was.......

buphr3 Aug 2005, 10:39pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 3 2005, 10:42 PM

sucking on a chupa chup. They asked him where the GPPM was and he said....

Pink Bearr3 Aug 2005, 10:42pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 3 2005, 10:49 PM

....off with ur head. the white rabbit unzipped his suit and took off his mask to reveal the queen of hearts....

missvixenr3 Aug 2005, 10:49pm

Posted by: buph Aug 3 2005, 10:52 PM

The group was so impressed that someone of such large proportions (the qwueen) could fit into a cute little white rabbit suit that they forgot to scream so the queen ......

buphr3 Aug 2005, 10:52pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 3 2005, 11:08 PM

.....started to sing, but u know what they say 'its not over untill the fate lady sings' - well she tried and sucked at it, it sounded more like not singing so it wasnt over yet.
our heros then...

missvixenr3 Aug 2005, 11:08pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 3 2005, 11:08 PM

...tried to run, but were trapped so they...

Pink Bearr3 Aug 2005, 11:09pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 3 2005, 11:12 PM

..they ran after it.
raver 1 fell down all of a sudden, but the other 2 ravers kept running not realising what had happened.
raver on had tripped over on some silly string spray stuff
raver 2 and 3 then...

missvixenr3 Aug 2005, 11:12pm

Posted by: buph Aug 3 2005, 11:15 PM

they left the derranged failed american idol singer aka the queen and strted chasing the GPPM again, when they passed a chuppa treee (very rare indeed) so they stopped in awe and.....

buphr3 Aug 2005, 11:15pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 3 2005, 11:28 PM

then some wind came along and shook the tree....

Pink Bearr3 Aug 2005, 11:28pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 3 2005, 11:29 PM

... and it rained all over the world.....chuppa chups
the 3rd world countries will never go hungry again....

missvixenr3 Aug 2005, 11:29pm

Posted by: buph Aug 3 2005, 11:30 PM

dropping chuppas all around da tree for everyone to see, oh my cant you see how quaint an innocent they may be hmm it must be the winds of the sea blowing from...

buphr3 Aug 2005, 11:30pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 3 2005, 11:32 PM

the sea...

missvixenr3 Aug 2005, 11:32pm

Posted by: buph Aug 3 2005, 11:35 PM

anywayz back at the ranch, the quite impressive group continued on ther e journey some chasing the GPPM and some wandering aimlesly thru the world of insanity until.....

buphr3 Aug 2005, 11:35pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 3 2005, 11:37 PM

they heard a loud bang, looking around them they could not see anything....and i mean anything, the ravers were suspended in a land of antigravity and imagination...

missvixenr3 Aug 2005, 11:37pm

Posted by: buph Aug 3 2005, 11:37 PM

they saw a little thought fairy zoomin thought around the world of insanity (Who knows where thought come from, i know its a little possesed thought fairy on a scooter that zooms thoughts across the city.....ever wondered why u think stupid things sometimes...its the thought fairy driving home after happy hour at the magic mushroom club).watching the thought fairy zoom around drunk as a skunk the impressive group ......

buphr3 Aug 2005, 11:37pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 3 2005, 11:45 PM

..downed another shot of absinth (the stuff that u drink and it makes u see green fairys)

insanity soon had a hold of them all, it was spinning them around and around
suddenly it stopped and they were on the moon, but were they still insane...probably...

missvixenr3 Aug 2005, 11:45pm

Posted by: buph Aug 3 2005, 11:47 PM

still from the absinth fumes from the drunk thought fairy, confused nervous and wet the group pondered and then pondered some more what they ....

buphr3 Aug 2005, 11:47pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 3 2005, 11:50 PM

...would do to dry them selves off....(how did they get wet???)....

missvixenr3 Aug 2005, 11:50pm

Posted by: buph Aug 3 2005, 11:51 PM

.....they realised that astro travel envolves wetness but hmm maybe time travel envolves dryness so they...

buphr3 Aug 2005, 11:51pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 3 2005, 11:52 PM

started to dance!!

Pink Bearr3 Aug 2005, 11:52pm

Posted by: PaulHamon Aug 3 2005, 11:53 PM

And dance and dance and dance but STOPPED when they saw...

PaulHamonr3 Aug 2005, 11:53pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 3 2005, 11:56 PM

moon goblins popping their heads out of all the craters. They had been awakened by all the rave stomping. However....

Pink Bearr3 Aug 2005, 11:56pm

Posted by: buph Aug 3 2005, 11:56 PM

The GPPM flying in their UFO past them heading towards ..

buphr3 Aug 2005, 11:56pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 4 2005, 12:00 AM

uranis..

missvixenr4 Aug 2005, 12:00am

Posted by: missvixen Aug 4 2005, 12:01 AM

future uranis....

missvixenr4 Aug 2005, 12:01am

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 4 2005, 12:07 AM

So the ravers, the lemurs, the squirrels, the wizard and the moon goblins, all got on the back of the origami crane and flew after the GPPM. The goblins had bought their sound system so they had good music on the way. Suddenly the UFO....

Pink Bearr4 Aug 2005, 12:07am

Posted by: missvixen Aug 4 2005, 12:10 AM

....beamed them all up and inside and took the to future uranis, this planet had not been name in over 1000 yrs (cos they are all now in the future due to the time travel) so they renamed it planet......

missvixenr4 Aug 2005, 12:10am

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 4 2005, 12:12 AM

ANTHEMS!!!!

Pink Bearr4 Aug 2005, 12:12am

Posted by: buph Aug 4 2005, 12:14 AM

Due to its smiley face appearance and striking yellow colour. Once there they...

buphr4 Aug 2005, 12:14am

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 4 2005, 12:16 AM

got out all the rave poles, and set up a rave tent. The wizard then.....

Pink Bearr4 Aug 2005, 12:16am

Posted by: missvixen Aug 4 2005, 12:18 AM

landed on this strange planet a little space man came up and introduced himself

'greetings earthings, i am paul....

missvixenr4 Aug 2005, 12:18am

Posted by: PaulHamon Aug 4 2005, 12:21 AM

and I have noticed you have one rave pole extra!

PaulHamonr4 Aug 2005, 12:21am

Posted by: missvixen Aug 4 2005, 12:23 AM

yes its magic
said the three ravers

it can...

missvixenr4 Aug 2005, 12:23am

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 4 2005, 12:23 AM

"If you give me your extra rave pole, I will give you three ravers something very special indeed"

The ravers thought hard (well, as hard as they could), and......

Pink Bearr4 Aug 2005, 12:23am

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 4 2005, 12:24 AM

I'm confused now

Pink Bearr4 Aug 2005, 12:24am

Posted by: missvixen Aug 4 2005, 12:25 AM

the pole turned out not to be magic...that was raver3's imagination enhanced by absinth...

the ravers agreed to trade the pole for the gift...

missvixenr4 Aug 2005, 12:25am

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 4 2005, 12:30 AM

The little space man took the rave pole and put it in his pocket. He then stood on tiptoes and whispered in Raver 1's ear. He said....

Pink Bearr4 Aug 2005, 12:30am

Posted by: missvixen Aug 4 2005, 12:36 AM

...its time for a game of chinese whispers, the answer will be in itself....

missvixenr4 Aug 2005, 12:36am

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 4 2005, 12:47 AM

Meanwhile the goblins seemed to have multiplied and ran all over the anthems planet. This rave was turning into a mega event.

While Raver 1 tried to explain to the other what the little space man had said, the wizard went....

Pink Bearr4 Aug 2005, 12:47am

Posted by: buph Aug 4 2005, 12:47 AM

so as they whispered who appeared behind them all sinister looking....

buphr4 Aug 2005, 12:47am

Posted by: buph Aug 4 2005, 12:48 AM

oops doesnt make sense...hmm okay the wizard went.... boom chicka boom chika boom and the ravers went..

buphr4 Aug 2005, 12:48am

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 4 2005, 12:51 AM

crazy when they found out what the little space man had said. Suddenly the GPPM ran past with the glowstick squirrels in hot pursuit....

Pink Bearr4 Aug 2005, 12:51am

Posted by: buph Aug 4 2005, 12:53 AM

then came the boom chika boom wizard and then the confused ravers with absinth glowstiks, they decided taht they were never gonna catch the GPPM but had to outsmart him by...

buphr4 Aug 2005, 12:53am

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 4 2005, 12:54 AM

setting a trap!

Pink Bearr4 Aug 2005, 12:54am

Posted by: buph Aug 4 2005, 12:56 AM

a big trap, but what to use as bait they pondered.....damm where's the thought fairy when you need her the squirrels giggled. Raver1 then said..

buphr4 Aug 2005, 12:56am

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 4 2005, 01:00 AM

"I know if we get the wizard to cast a spell and bring the Though Fairy here then.......

Pink Bearr4 Aug 2005, 1:00am

Posted by: buph Aug 4 2005, 01:03 AM

we can all be confused together, nah it has to be something else. Raver1 turned to the squirrels and said what do you think we should use, the squirrels replied (in best robotic voice).....

buphr4 Aug 2005, 1:03am

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 4 2005, 01:06 AM

GLOWSTICKS!!!

Pink Bearr4 Aug 2005, 1:06am

Posted by: buph Aug 4 2005, 01:09 AM

yes of course GLOWSTICKS hmm now where are we gonna find some...

buphr4 Aug 2005, 1:09am

Posted by: missvixen Aug 4 2005, 10:29 AM

...well the squirrels just laughed, because ofcorse they were afterall living/talking/squirreling glowsticks....

missvixenr4 Aug 2005, 10:29am

Posted by: buph Aug 4 2005, 10:45 AM

but the squirrel glowsticks were gonna be tooooo big for the trap so they decided ...

buphr4 Aug 2005, 10:45am

Posted by: missvixen Aug 4 2005, 10:48 AM

...to use the squirrels babies...which were the reight size, and a coconut, and a piece of string...

missvixenr4 Aug 2005, 10:48am

Posted by: miney Aug 4 2005, 04:51 PM

far out this has really taken off. has grown 3 pgs since yesterday

mineyr4 Aug 2005, 4:51pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 4 2005, 07:00 PM

But they didn't have a coconut, so they sent the moon goblins out to look for one. There were so many many goblins now (they've been multiplying fast) they ran all over the.....

Pink Bearr4 Aug 2005, 7:00pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 4 2005, 07:05 PM

planet of anthems, just then one of them looked on the ground and found the wizards brain, 'the (thingy that ran away with it) must have dropped it'...

missvixenr4 Aug 2005, 7:05pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 4 2005, 07:08 PM

All the moon goblins forgot about the coconut and decided to take his brain back to the wizard. They all ran back to the wizard and when they got their they smothered him with their goblinny good intent (hugs all round). Suddenly the wizard's brain popped back into place, they was a blinding flash of light and.....

Pink Bearr4 Aug 2005, 7:08pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 4 2005, 07:10 PM

...they got temporarily blinded onaccount of the blinding flash that they had just witnessed...

missvixenr4 Aug 2005, 7:10pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 4 2005, 07:26 PM

The GPPM (or whatever) took advantage of this, ran in and stole all the glowstick squirrels (and their babies).

"Oh no!" said Raver 1
"How can we summon the thought fairy now!" said Raver 2
"Heavy" said Raver 3

Pink Bearr4 Aug 2005, 7:26pm

Posted by: miney Aug 4 2005, 07:29 PM

Raver 3 was a weaker kinda of raver and he was slowly dropping the glowstick squirrels....

mineyr4 Aug 2005, 7:29pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 4 2005, 10:17 PM

so the wizard used his newly found brain to summon the thought fairy (but were they not summoning her to get the wizards brain back???)

and when the thought fairy appeared she helped all of the baby glowstick squirrels into the bank statement origami craine because it was their bed time...

the fairy then...

missvixenr4 Aug 2005, 10:17pm

Posted by: djawol Aug 4 2005, 10:57 PM

But the colonel would not give out the ingredients

djawolr4 Aug 2005, 10:57pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 4 2005, 11:08 PM

QUOTE(djawol @ Aug 4 2005, 09:57 PM)

But the colonel would not give out the ingredients

????

ya tripper....u can join this strange thread

missvixenr4 Aug 2005, 11:08pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 4 2005, 11:47 PM

Meanwhile, on the other side of PLANET anthems, a mysterious object started going "wyom, wyom, wyom". But meanwhile back with the squirrels....

Pink Bearr4 Aug 2005, 11:47pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 4 2005, 11:54 PM

the ravers were staring in fasinatoin at the fairys green glow

they coulnt stop looking at the light comming off from her

'stay away from the light' said the widard

i cant said all the ravers

the wizard could not stop the ravers from looking at the fairy so he...

missvixenr4 Aug 2005, 11:54pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 5 2005, 12:04 AM

...started playing loud Bryan Adams music. Everyone started panicking. Some of the goblins started vomiting Cheese Twisties. However the fairy waved her wand and.....

Pink Bearr5 Aug 2005, 12:04am

Posted by: missvixen Aug 5 2005, 12:07 AM

changed to music to something better like ummmm....anything but bryan adams

so the ravers forgot about the glow of the fairy and started to dance to the music...

missvixenr5 Aug 2005, 12:07am

Posted by: ~Em~ Aug 5 2005, 12:24 AM

miney and co, if you need posts deleted, you are able to delete your own posts.

For future reference, I am a moderator in the lifestyle froum, as is raveprincess and specialk

~Em~r5 Aug 2005, 12:24am

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 5 2005, 12:40 AM

Then it was revealed that the Fairy's name was kandii, and she had the power to delete Bryan Adam out of the universe for all time. The crowd cheered and danced even more. Some moon goblins then turned up with a coconut....

Pink Bearr5 Aug 2005, 12:40am

Posted by: buph Aug 5 2005, 12:42 AM

milking device so they could all have coconut cocktails just like in the movies, but once they started sipping on them, something strange happened ......

buphr5 Aug 2005, 12:42am

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 5 2005, 12:45 AM

...stranger than all the things that had already happened....

Pink Bearr5 Aug 2005, 12:45am

Posted by: buph Aug 5 2005, 12:47 AM

even stranger than the hoff epidemic,...it was...

buphr5 Aug 2005, 12:47am

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 5 2005, 01:12 AM

[a picture of the glow squirrels]
...it was so strange that.....

Attached image(s)

Pink Bearr5 Aug 2005, 1:12am

Posted by: missvixen Aug 5 2005, 05:44 PM

*haha that is so awwwsum...we should make this an animated series lol*

...no one could even imagin what it could be...

missvixenr5 Aug 2005, 5:44pm

Posted by: miney Aug 5 2005, 05:52 PM

yeah that would b sick but so damn hard. i can't even understand this story anymore let alone a animated one.

.....not even the twisted people that made up this fairytale coul imagine.....

mineyr5 Aug 2005, 5:52pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 5 2005, 06:06 PM

...and so it was, the incredibly inimaginable thing remained unspoken of as it was important to keep the details of it hush hush.....the release of this information could be fatal...

*(unless anyone can think of anything incredible enough for this tale, but then again we have buit it up pretty good so it had better be good)*

....so still in shock because of witnessing this incredible event the ravers...

missvixenr5 Aug 2005, 6:06pm

Posted by: spiltek Aug 5 2005, 06:12 PM

.......ventured along the path of the alternate planes and delved deeper into the depths of............

spiltekr5 Aug 2005, 6:12pm

Posted by: miney Aug 5 2005, 06:13 PM

planet anthems

mineyr5 Aug 2005, 6:13pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 5 2005, 06:16 PM

..where they found a catapilla, this was no ordinary catapilla, it had 2 huge antlers coming from its head and a blue tail, but apart from that - it was a catapilla,....

missvixenr5 Aug 2005, 6:16pm

Posted by: miney Aug 5 2005, 06:17 PM

....this catapillar was a very big catapillar. so the ravers decided they'd ride it to c where it was heading. they jumped on the back and held the antlers tight. and away they went....

mineyr5 Aug 2005, 6:17pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 5 2005, 06:21 PM

...the catapilla (spelt with no 'r' miney cos it is from the future and they changed the spelling due to the fact that i cant spell hehe) was heading towards a beautiful waterfall surrounded by rocks and stuff and flowing with purple liquid....

missvixenr5 Aug 2005, 6:21pm

Posted by: miney Aug 5 2005, 06:42 PM

this purple liquid was called blackcurrent vodka ....

mineyr5 Aug 2005, 6:42pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 5 2005, 06:47 PM

*hehe*

...this blackcurrent vodka was know to be an extremly vial drink, but at the same time a must try.

so raver 2 sat by the river and picked up a glass that appeard in his (or her, i dunno) and started to drink.

this drink had an interesting flavor...

missvixenr5 Aug 2005, 6:47pm

Posted by: miney Aug 5 2005, 06:50 PM

.....it didn't actually taste like blackcurrent.....more like some1's urine .....
na i dunno u can type over that if ya want

mineyr5 Aug 2005, 6:50pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 5 2005, 06:57 PM

...(oh no i agree)... but it wasnt....it truely was futuristic blackcurrent vodka streaming down this waterfall...it tasted shit...but somehow it was strangely addictive

so ravers1 and 3 sat and tried some...

missvixenr5 Aug 2005, 6:57pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 5 2005, 07:06 PM

...and all the moon goblins jumped in and started splashing around in it. Unfortunately one of the goblins started to...

Pink Bearr5 Aug 2005, 7:06pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 5 2005, 07:08 PM

....feel real sick..so the dizzy little goblin dragged his little body out of the blackcurrent vodka and...

missvixenr5 Aug 2005, 7:08pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 5 2005, 07:13 PM

his (its?) skin started bubbling. All his nails and teeth started growing and he he started making a noise like a.....

Pink Bearr5 Aug 2005, 7:13pm

Posted by: miney Aug 5 2005, 07:21 PM

.....guinea pig...

mineyr5 Aug 2005, 7:21pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 5 2005, 07:23 PM

[what noise does a guinea pig make?]

Pink Bearr5 Aug 2005, 7:23pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 5 2005, 07:26 PM

*eeee eeee eeee eee (oooo definatly a raver story hehe)
sound is abit like a pig but littler and no snorting*

....the goblin then...

missvixenr5 Aug 2005, 7:26pm

Posted by: miney Aug 5 2005, 07:26 PM

f*^$ed if i no

mineyr5 Aug 2005, 7:26pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 5 2005, 07:31 PM

...started getting louder and louder and shaking uncontrollably. The *!!*BANG*!!* there were suddenly hundreds of tiny little goblins where there had been only one before. All the other vodka-bathing moon goblins then started making guinea pig noises....

Pink Bearr5 Aug 2005, 7:31pm

Posted by: miney Aug 5 2005, 07:34 PM

.....they had been transformed into goblnea pigs because of drinking the vodka

mineyr5 Aug 2005, 7:34pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 5 2005, 07:35 PM

....soon there was a whole army of them...

missvixenr5 Aug 2005, 7:35pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 5 2005, 07:39 PM

There were all growing or shrinking, and changing colour until the whole landscape looked like a writhing rainbow.

"I'm trippin'" said Raver 3

Pink Bearr5 Aug 2005, 7:39pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 5 2005, 07:46 PM

but there was not reply from the others, infact he couldnt see them..or anyone....he was tapped alone in the world of imagination. the colours were mezmarizingly intence and the goblins....

missvixenr5 Aug 2005, 7:46pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 5 2005, 07:50 PM

...or whatever they had become, were all merging into one continuous pulsating landscape. Raver 3 then couldn't tell which way was up or down, or if his feet were even touching the ground. He had a feeling that he was travelling, but he didn't know where. He began to....

Pink Bearr5 Aug 2005, 7:50pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 5 2005, 10:58 PM

sing...

missvixenr5 Aug 2005, 10:58pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 6 2005, 12:46 AM

...the words to...

Pink Bearr6 Aug 2005, 12:46am

Posted by: buph Aug 6 2005, 12:53 AM

I have a lovely bunch of coconuts...fidle dee and there they are a standing in a row bump bump big ones small........

buphr6 Aug 2005, 12:53am

Posted by: missvixen Aug 6 2005, 12:57 AM

ones...some as big as ur head..

missvixenr6 Aug 2005, 12:57am

Posted by: buph Aug 6 2005, 01:00 AM

next thing he thought he was australias next australian idol, until he almost died of a heartattack from relising this. He then trundled on his merry way (which ever way that is) through the tangent and ......

buphr6 Aug 2005, 1:00am

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 6 2005, 01:20 AM

out the other side. He found he was floating far far about the ground. He could see a huge rave with lemurs, squirels, goblins and a catapilla. He pointed his body in the right direction and tried to go down, but.....

Pink Bearr6 Aug 2005, 1:20am

Posted by: missvixen Aug 6 2005, 01:26 AM

..it seemed that the more he tried to go down, the more he would go up
his world had become a mirror..

missvixenr6 Aug 2005, 1:26am

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 6 2005, 01:28 AM

He saw the Xylic bird flying past, backward!! He tried to grab hold of it, but the more he tried the further away it flew...

Pink Bearr6 Aug 2005, 1:28am

Posted by: missvixen Aug 6 2005, 01:32 AM

and the further in the other direction he went.
this was a situation he could not control or figure out

his face was ichy so he moved his hand up to ich it and his hand moved down and touched his feet....

missvixenr6 Aug 2005, 1:32am

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 6 2005, 03:05 AM

[the Xylic bird!!]

Pink Bearr6 Aug 2005, 3:05am

Posted by: miney Aug 6 2005, 09:40 AM

lol nice one ...he figured out that anything he does it does the opposite. just like a mirror. so he......

mineyr6 Aug 2005, 9:40am

Posted by: missvixen Aug 6 2005, 01:26 PM

pb u crck me up

.....stood suspended in nothing suddounded by his imagination of colour and mirror effects, until...

missvixenr6 Aug 2005, 1:26pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 8 2005, 06:31 PM

orrite boys and girls, back to work, still 722 posts to go (omg!! heaps more)

missvixenr8 Aug 2005, 6:31pm

Posted by: miney Aug 8 2005, 06:32 PM

no shit hey.....wat was the last verse?

mineyr8 Aug 2005, 6:32pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 8 2005, 06:35 PM

stop waisting posts....thats right im onto u

(one of the characters is trapped in thir own world of imagination)

...he figured out that anything he does it does the opposite. just like a mirror. so he......
.....stood suspended in nothing suddounded by his imagination of colour and mirror effects, until...

missvixenr8 Aug 2005, 6:35pm

Posted by: miney Aug 8 2005, 06:37 PM

the bird thingy flew past again but this time he had the mirror effect worked out and caught it....he held onto it with all his might ........

mineyr8 Aug 2005, 6:37pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 8 2005, 06:39 PM

lol

...and waited for it to fly to....

missvixenr8 Aug 2005, 6:39pm

Posted by: miney Aug 8 2005, 06:40 PM

whereever the hell it was going.......maybe it was going to hell nobody new.............

mineyr8 Aug 2005, 6:40pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 8 2005, 06:43 PM

everything started closing in around him. The more he did nothing the louder and brighter and closer everythin got. Inside he was panicking, but he resisted the urge to move. Louder louder louder brighter brighter brighter closer closer closer. Then all of a sudden....

Pink Bearr8 Aug 2005, 6:43pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 8 2005, 06:43 PM

...but suddenly the saddest thing happend some hunters (that suddenly apperd on the ground) shot at the crane bird thing until it fell down to the floor DEAD...

missvixenr8 Aug 2005, 6:43pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 8 2005, 06:44 PM

er sorry, that doesn't make sense now. Hello everybody

Pink Bearr8 Aug 2005, 6:44pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 8 2005, 06:44 PM

Raver 3 then fell down toward the ground...

mineyr8 Aug 2005, 6:44pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 8 2005, 06:45 PM

dw none of it does, paul will help with that i hope. HI PB

......he just kept runin and runin scared for his life, the hunters were trackin him ....

missvixenr8 Aug 2005, 6:45pm

Posted by: miney Aug 8 2005, 06:45 PM

DAMN U CUT ME OFF!!

mineyr8 Aug 2005, 6:45pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 8 2005, 06:46 PM

The landscape flew past him in a blur. Raver 3 was in such a panic, he'd got the fear. Not watching where he was going he ran into....

Pink Bearr8 Aug 2005, 6:46pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 8 2005, 06:47 PM

a brick wall...

missvixenr8 Aug 2005, 6:47pm

Posted by: miney Aug 8 2005, 06:48 PM

...instantly he was knocked out and dropped to the ground!....

mineyr8 Aug 2005, 6:48pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 8 2005, 06:53 PM

Things started growing out of the ground and around and over Raver 3...

Pink Bearr8 Aug 2005, 6:53pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 8 2005, 07:06 PM

...wrapping him up like a cocoon...

missvixenr8 Aug 2005, 7:06pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 8 2005, 07:09 PM

Meanwhile back at the rave, Raver 2 said "Where's Raver 3? He's got my extra!"

Pink Bearr8 Aug 2005, 7:09pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 8 2005, 07:10 PM

i hate it when that happens lol

....i dunno, he might be in a chill out tent said raver 1...

missvixenr8 Aug 2005, 7:10pm

Posted by: Pink Bear Aug 8 2005, 07:15 PM

"We need extra" said ALL the moon goblins jumping up and down...

Pink Bearr8 Aug 2005, 7:15pm

Posted by: missvixen Aug 8 2005, 07:17 PM

...ok ok we will go look for him...

missvixenr8 Aug 2005, 7:17pm

Posted by: miney Aug 8 2005, 07:18 PM

...raver 2 and raver 1 went out to the chill out tent to look for raver 3 and found he wasn't there....

missvixen18 Aug 2005, 10:25pm

and...

buzzn18 Aug 2005, 10:33pm

...realised she was hungry for..

missvixen18 Aug 2005, 10:39pm

chuppachups and chcoclate icecream...

buzzn18 Aug 2005, 10:47pm

...but knew in her heart that Starburst lollipops were better than chuppa chups and that icecream would go straight to her hips (

). She decided to...

missvixen18 Aug 2005, 10:52pm

eat the icecream anyway cos she didnt care if it went straight to her hips cos she is comfortable the was she is (and she has a good motabalism)

*so there*

buzzn18 Aug 2005, 11:02pm

As she ate her icecream, she noticed that her spoon was quivering in the cold depths of the icecream...

missvixen18 Aug 2005, 11:06pm

she took it out and looked at it closly and she saw a face...

buzzn18 Aug 2005, 11:49pm

...that began to cry. The thought fairy then asked the spoon why she was crying, to which the spoon replied in between sobs,

"my boyfriend, the fork, broke up with me tonite"...

missvixen18 Aug 2005, 11:52pm

for my ex, the dish, who i had run away with previously (just after the cow had jumped over the moon), but it didnt work out so we started seeing others and i found the fork, but waaaaaaaaaaawaaaaawaaa.....

buzzn18 Aug 2005, 11:57pm

..The thought fairy all of a sudden did not feel like eating icecream with so much baggage attached and looked for those lollipops...

missvixen19 Aug 2005, 12:08am

(ones without faces) she sat there talking to the spoon, even tho she didnt want to and she had a planet to save, but she couldnt leave a damsel in distress......ahhh she thought, what she needs is price charming, so...

buzzn19 Aug 2005, 12:12am

..she began her search for the right frog for the spoon to kiss...

missvixen19 Aug 2005, 6:20pm

but this was not an easy task, because there are so many species of frogs (1000 more species than on earth). the fairy wanted to find a frog with good markings and talents....

missvixen19 Aug 2005, 6:21pm

but this was not an easy task, because there are so many species of frogs (1000 more species than on earth). the fairy wanted to find a frog with good markings and talents....

buzzn19 Aug 2005, 8:06pm

...and knew the only place to find such a frog was at the Balfour's factory...

missvixen19 Aug 2005, 8:12pm

the fairy walked in to the balfours factory and could not believe her eyes...

jase3119 Aug 2005, 8:24pm

the factory was full of those frog cakes all stareing with their dead eyes

she felt the hairs on the back of her neck begin to rise

and she knew this menace could not go unchecked

missvixen20 Aug 2005, 2:37am

...she thought hard on how to slove the situation aand with a wave of her wand and a few magic words the frogs bacame alive, real alive choclate frogs.
the spoon jumped out of the fairys handbag and ran up to the first frog and kissed it (which was not how the fairy had planned for it to go, but that didnt matter), the frog turned into prince charming, spoon style!!

meanwhile back on the destoryed chessbord.....

Pink Bear20 Aug 2005, 10:47pm

...Raver 1 & Raver 2 had woken from their spell. Each grabbing a piece of cavorting Catapilla they tried to put it back together again, but the third piece kept getting in the way. They tried to get Raver 3 to snap out of it, but....

jase3120 Aug 2005, 10:55pm

raver 3 was mesmerised by the intricacies of the belly button
wondering if indeed this was nirvana
could this truly be the gate to enlightenment

so they ignored raver3

that was untill they heard it!

buzzn21 Aug 2005, 1:10am

The fabled almighty sneeze of the...

jase3121 Aug 2005, 3:07am

jabberwocky

missvixen21 Aug 2005, 6:43pm

the sky went dark and it started to rain. thunder and lighting and a cool wind started suddenly.
the raver1 and raver2 dragged ravers three...

buph21 Aug 2005, 10:08pm

away into the enchanted tweedle pop forest hoping to hide amongst the woes and sorrows of the ancient and old skeptics living inside the tweedle pops stems when....

missvixen21 Aug 2005, 11:28pm

the jabberwocky caught sight of them and started to chase them...

buzzn21 Aug 2005, 11:32pm

The 3 ravers stumbled their way thru the enchanted tweedle pop forest attempting to get away but the jabberwocky...

missvixen21 Aug 2005, 11:43pm

kept following.
the ravers then came to aa path which they ran up, at the top of the path was a house made of cany and chololate....

buph21 Aug 2005, 11:47pm

the ravers knowing better than to eat candy from a stranger (unless in a place of dance) thought rules are meant to be challenged so hear goes they strted chewing the house but then next to it they saw another house made of gummi so they movved onto the gummi house ........

missvixen21 Aug 2005, 11:50pm

they looked at the path where they had come from and the jabberwocky was hiding behind a tree and looked scared of the houses.
the ravers went back to rotting their teeth not fussed about the jabberwocky being kept at a distance...

buph21 Aug 2005, 11:55pm

Meanwhile somewhere in the realm of insanity deep inside the hat of unbelievable truths lurked a sore eared fairy (I forget which one) from listening to a spoon with some serious issues carrying enough baggage to send some one to earth. She....

missvixen21 Aug 2005, 11:59pm

...excused herself and went to the bathroom, where she opend the window and flew away from the headcase of a spoon. the fairy looked all over for the ravers but they were no where to be seen.....

buph22 Aug 2005, 12:02am

burried deep inside the forest of enchanted tweedle pop shielded by the fairys awesome power as the woes and sorrows of the skeptics are strong and keep annoying fairyies out. Things were looking grim for the ravers as the fairy could not find them. So the fairy came up with an idea....

missvixen22 Aug 2005, 12:06am

to cast a spell on a mushroom to turn it human and give it the power to track to ravers.
this may not have been the best plan as a mushroom is not really the best tracking device due to its lack of concerntration and spaced out opinions.....

buph22 Aug 2005, 12:19am

due to its spots, now if she found a mushroom without spots it would concentrate a little better, she would probablly be better trying to find wally than using a mushroom. But none the less she did, the mushroom hopped along the path before stopping, spinning really fast and then jumped on to its top so it sterted spinning into the ground.............

missvixen22 Aug 2005, 12:48am

down and down it burrowed.
"it must be drunk" the fairy thought to herself
she stood at the top of the hole for a while before finally giving into curiosity and jumping down the hole after the shroom. by this time the mushroom had a huge head start so there fairy kept falling and falling and falling for what felt like forever.
the fairy landed on a soft pile of feather pillows at the end of the hole.
she looked around and noticed she was at the begining of the ravers story, back where the ravers had been chasing the white rabbit. and she could see it all. it didnt take long for her to realise that she had gone back in time...

This post has been edited by missvixen: Aug 22 2005, 12:48 AM

buph22 Aug 2005, 12:54am

realissing that it would be torture so bad, I mean it would be worse than dying 3 times over to relive this warped and twisted journey again she clicked her heels 3 times and said theres no such thing is real theres no such thing as real and kabammmm she appeared in the forest of un believable truths. reakising she had worn the wrong shoes today set off on foot this time to find the slowly bloating ravers.....

missvixen22 Aug 2005, 1:10am

the ravers at this point had devoured a few houses and were now sitting on the grass looking up at the clouds making funny pictures and giggling....due to their overdose of sugar.
the each had fatas tummys and they looked like if u stuck a pin in them they would expolde and feed an entire field of 'spaced out' people who had spent too much time in the crops the ravers had ventured in earlyer....

buph22 Aug 2005, 9:12pm

Across the way a spikey nosed aardvark with pink spots was eyeing of the mass of ravers across from it. So adement that the aardvark wanted to be a bull in the bull fights in spain, it thought that this would be a great time to practice his charging technique, I mean with 3 lumps of soft cushy ravers who wouldnt. With a swift kick of his stubby little claws he was off ......

missvixen22 Aug 2005, 9:36pm

.....and heading straight the ravers, kicking up dust with his stubby feet. anaware, the ravers lay on the ground still looking at the clouds. the aardvark was gaining speed and getting closer....

jase3122 Aug 2005, 9:58pm

the ardvark hit the first raver , and he exploded
spraying blood and chunks of flesh onto the other 2 ravers faces
grinding to a halt he spun around and

buph22 Aug 2005, 10:02pm

Charged at the next raver but hit a rock and rolled awkwardly into a ball rolling off down the path. Shocked and yet amused by there friends untimely passing decided to move on and strt loosing some of this weight......

dream*catcher22 Aug 2005, 10:04pm

suddenly the white rabbit jumped out of a hole singin the famous "unbirthday song", he had heard that three VERY special ravers could help fix his pocket watch thingy, it just so happens that the white rabbit had with him an unbelievable magic thing (help me out here)
that could bring these ravers back to life!

(REMEMBER: its a fairytale, & wat would happen 2 tha story?)

missvixen22 Aug 2005, 10:06pm

*jase that is gross...remember this is goig into the history books

*
*yea monica, u decided 2 join*

the raver was put back together and....

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buph22 Aug 2005, 10:10pm

The other two ravers stared at amazement of just how much could happen when you eat too much sugar

Confused of how the fairy turned up the ravers turned and asked the fairy.
To which she responded
I had decided to give up on the magic tunneling mushroom and the time travel idea and decided to walk nothing more nothing less all though.....

missvixen22 Aug 2005, 10:58pm

i did delve deep into my imagination and explored the imfamous workings of my unconcious (sp????) mind to discover the path to freedom.
and i clicked my heels and just sort found u....

buph22 Aug 2005, 11:08pm

The ravers sighed in amazement as the fairy rambled on about inner enlightment or something when the ground strted a tremblin, cracks formed throughout the place and then everything sorta went fuzzy. Things were shakin so much that the trio did not know waht was going on. Kazaaaaammmmmmm

the time travelin magig mushy appeared....

missvixen23 Aug 2005, 12:04am

and scooped them all back to the dinosaur age....

buph23 Aug 2005, 12:22am

with the ground still tremblin, this time not from the TTMM (Time travellin magic Mushroom) it was from something far greater a yellow pokadotabikinasaurus (the deadliest of all)..

missvixen23 Aug 2005, 12:27am

so they ran to the water and went swiming in hope that the pokadotabikinasaurus would not follow...

buph23 Aug 2005, 12:32am

but little did they know that the pokadotabikinasaurus could swim and wahts worse is like gremlins when the pokadotabikinasaurus is in contact with that liquidly substance they multiply. The trio looked in dire straits....

missvixen23 Aug 2005, 12:43am

......as they multiplied.
the ravers gave up swimming and got back to shore and kept running.
up in this coconut tree suggested raver 2. so the three ravers hid in the tree away from the pokadotabikinasaurus. it was an mind boggeling experience to see the pokadotabikinasaurus come out of the water, as this happend all of them dissappeard except for the origional one.
must be a scare tactic said raver 3
or a confusion tactic said raver 1
i have a lovely buch of coconuts de de de de sang all the ravers.........

buph23 Aug 2005, 12:46am

so envolved were the ravers in there singing that neither of them noticed the fairy talking to a tree behind them. They looked a little harder and it was actually one of the glow squirrels she was talkin to...

missvixen23 Aug 2005, 6:56pm

perched in the coconut tree, the ravers looked and listend to the strange convostation that was being held btween the fairy and squirrel. a gopher a gopher a gopher they kept repeating...

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buzzn24 Aug 2005, 12:51am

.. as they listened in they realised it was a cryptic rhyme of some sort.

"a gopher,
a gopher,
a gopher,
a gopher ate my loafer,
now i have one,
but thats no fun,
a gopher ate my loafer..."

the ravers then knew they had to help this poor squirrel, but to do so they needed to enlist the help of the fairy and...

(for those not in the know, loafers are a pair of casual shoes...

)

buph24 Aug 2005, 1:34am

a cryptic crossword puzzle book, who better to get one from then the wizard of Oz, he was alwayz palying games in Emaerald city so they decided to set off to emerald city....

missvixen24 Aug 2005, 1:43am

...walking along the path tho the fields of poppies toward the castle painted green, the raver trio skipped along, arms linked, singing...

buph24 Aug 2005, 1:49am

The smurf song --La lal lal lala lal etc.

. When they heard a rustling in the poppy fields, the trio stopped, listened and stared. Waiting waiting for something to come out or at least until they figured out waht it was.....

buzzn24 Aug 2005, 2:02am

it was the pokadotabikinasaurus again! altho this time they realised that he was crying. they asked him why he was crying and were told that he was lonely and just wanted to be friends with them all.
the 3 ravers and the thought fairy felt really bad for running away before, so offered...

missvixen24 Aug 2005, 2:37am

the pokadotabikinasaurus a poka dot bikini....

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buzzn24 Aug 2005, 2:42am

...which he greatfully accepted. The pokadotabikinasaurus proceeded to put it on and all of a sudden swarms of incredibly atractive female pokadotabikinasauri (plural..?) came rushing at him and dragged him off back into the poppy fields where it sounded like he would never be lonely or unfulfilled ever again.
The ravers' and fairy's job being accomplished there, they proceeded down the path singing their song...

This post has been edited by buzzn: Aug 24 2005, 02:42 AM

missvixen24 Aug 2005, 3:22am

....down the path they skipped singing away untill they came to a fork in the road. there was a nice path and a dark spooky scary looking one.
wanting to look brave raver 3 suggested they go down the scary path. and raver 2 and raver 1 quickly agreed as they did not want to look like scaredy cats.....

buph24 Aug 2005, 10:02pm

so off they skipped linked arms and all singing away with the fairy not far following behind them. To embarresed to be seen in the same area as the quite tone deaf and awful singers the fairy continued to shake her head in dismay at the pathetic ravers...

missvixen25 Aug 2005, 12:09am

suddenly a huge roar was heard behind the fairy

ROARRRRRRR!!!
it went

and a huge elephant appered
unsure and spun out, the ravers sat on the path and looked up, while the terrified fairy flew around in circles and into a tree.....

buzzn25 Aug 2005, 2:07am

..which took a huge swipe at the elephant with its branches...

missvixen25 Aug 2005, 2:21am

cos it was a wonping willow.
just then harry potter came round the corner on his broom, closely followd by H....(that chick whos name starts with a H and i cant spell it) and Ron.....

miney25 Aug 2005, 9:21pm

himony or some shit,

shagsalot25 Aug 2005, 10:11pm

hey i just started reading this one and was about to do a cut and paste when i read that there was a raver called shagsalot??? what the?

buph25 Aug 2005, 10:18pm

riding on the overly excited magic toadstool, from which the stole from azkabahn when they visited

missvixen25 Aug 2005, 10:24pm

all excited the ravers jumped up and down like kangaroos. and followed the magical trio and the overly excited magic toadstool...

buph26 Aug 2005, 1:27am

down the path on their way to emerald city for what i cant remeber, but it was a good reason (damm thought fairy where are you now), and the motley crew trotted their way down the path when the overly excited toadstool...

missvixen26 Aug 2005, 1:31am

tripped and fell flat on his face. as he looked up he realised that the elephant who thought he was a tiger was standing infront looking down at him and was not looking too happy.
just then the moon gobblins came bounding around the corner and...

buph26 Aug 2005, 1:33am

said there is an awesome gig happening down near the gates of the emerald city something about 'breaking down the wall or save the elephunks or somethin like tat, u should check it out its going off like a frog in a sock...

missvixen26 Aug 2005, 1:44am

so they all ventured down to the gates of emerald city to see wat was happning

buzzn26 Aug 2005, 8:04pm

...where they saw a huge, gigantic sock that had something wriggling around in it with a massive crowd watching in amazement...

miney27 Aug 2005, 12:01am

...and after a while a little green slimy head popped out.....

=MS=27 Aug 2005, 3:25pm

YELLING :::

Relax !! Stay !!! Calm !!! I am not the Wizard - says the green slimey Frog, as he makes his way outta his sock. I am a green slimey Frog, he says even louder.

He takes stock by looking around him.

He considers what he see's. Not a freakin' fly in sight.

He looks back at his sock.

Hmmmmm - He thinks deeper. Where is the place that I would like most to be? (he says to himself in his green slimey head).

Sock or here?
Sock or here?
Sock or here?
Sock or here?

This post has been edited by =MS=: Aug 27 2005, 07:22 PM

miney27 Aug 2005, 4:41pm

...I CHOOSE SOCK!!!......

missvixen27 Aug 2005, 6:04pm

so he went back into the sock and jumped off down the path where the ravers had just come from...

=MS=27 Aug 2005, 6:28pm

and one of the ravers looked - then looked again - then whispered into her friend ears 'hey that is the sock that went missing from my washing machine' . . . So her friend looked at the sock as well

missvixen27 Aug 2005, 6:35pm

as it hopped away out of sight.
raver1 suggested that they sit down on the grass for a while. so they did
and just as they sat down an insane hippy came and started to dance around them. slowly at first, but it it began to dance faster and faster round and around them. so fast infact that...

=MS=27 Aug 2005, 7:34pm

they got out their anthems manual and worked out how to determine the speed of this faster and faster dancing hippy.

They wanted to make sure they had a record so they could enlighten their fellow Ravers . . . How fast have you been clocked - Oh these ravers were smart girls.......

Page 103 of the manual gave them their answer .

But then unexpectedly the fast dancing hippy stopped.
The Ravers had not completed the clocking procedure.
Shizenhozen.
Boldershash.

Were just two words that flew out of the Ravers mouths.

The no longer fast dancing hippy smiled at the Ravers.

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buph30 Aug 2005, 10:54pm

and dipped its hiipy little head, and smiled awkwardly at the ravers again. The ravers felt a little uneasy at the hippys smiling, so they decided to smile awkwardly back. Until.

buph30 Aug 2005, 11:38pm

(not very inventive i know)

=MS=31 Aug 2005, 7:19pm

they looked at each other .....

and burst into laughter.......What a superb feeling this laughter was - jeeze louise what on earth made them feel arwkard?? This is a great place to be.........

Quick get your mobile phone !!
(Gotta love technology)

Lets take a photo of our great big smiles from this experience - a fast dancing hippy - no one is gonna believe this - but we will know - we will use this photo to remind us of this from now until eternity.....

miney31 Aug 2005, 8:03pm

.....Raver 1 pulled out his "nokia" phone and took several pictures of them laughing and smiling the night away (if this was at night)

=MS=31 Aug 2005, 8:48pm

i'm late
i'm late
for a very importate date
no time to stop or hesitate
i'm late late late.....

by crikey a white rabbit with a big clock . . . .

is he the 'hip hop bop' . . .

raver 1 ran - lets get the crew - lets get on board the light in the sky....
lets join the Emerald city gate party
and fly and fly and fly....

Aladdins gonna be there
snow white too
pinoccio gonna be tellin lies
mary's gonna be with the sheep
and jack horner will be in the corner

Raver 2 ran 2 Hey he called out - we gonna do this do...

E M E R A L D city we comming straight for you.........

Behold the sight they saw. . . .

=MS=1 Sep 2005, 7:47am

raver 1

raver 2

raver3

raver 4

the came in droves
ravers galore

a colour explosion their eyes wide and bright

giggling erupted.....

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=MS=1 Sep 2005, 7:52am

Actually they heard the party noise before they saw the sights.......

a catchy bouncy tune was playing for all the hear.......then they saw him

A man in top hat and tails glowing in his fluro funked up rave outfit (made by ........ ) He was standing on long stilts and was around bout 7 ft tall He was bellowing into a megga phone:

welcome one and all
this is your night
let the EMERALD CITY DELIGHT
take u away in ravers delight...

come in come in come in
do not wait
pay your money
enter our gate

----------

the music pumped in the air
it felt as if it was playing, just for them
the strange thing about this was, that ech raver felt that this was so, that the the song was just theirs and theirs alone....M A G I C was definately in the air - sparkling energy everywhere.....

diddle diddle diddle dee
de dancer dance with me
didde diddle diddle dee
come to my rver dance party
goodbye your troubles
hello your friends
smiles all around you
it is time to begin
diddle diddle dee
Emerald city bright light party
cat and fiddle
cow jumped over the moon
diddle diddle diddle dee
come sing dance and be free.....

The dumming began - Bang Bang Bang -
The ravers could not hold in their screams of extacy....
this was the party this was the big one
Bang Bang Bang here they go to the beat of the Drum

missvixen3 Sep 2005, 8:50pm

...they danced and danced until they could dance no more, so they sat on the grass. raver 1 started runnin his hands along the grass and became infactuated by each blade. raver 2 annd raver 3 sat there staring at raver 1, they could see how much fun he was having with the grass. but their minds were elsewhere. the music doof doofed from the speakers and captuerd the attention of all around. ravers 2 and 3 got up and started to dance again, leaving raver 1 behind to sit and continue his interest in the grass....

=MS=3 Sep 2005, 9:15pm

Niiiice green grass - how soft you feel on my ass - I have smoked grass b4, but it was not like this grass, that I touch with my hand and sit on with my ass :-)

This grass is perfect hand tickling grass....AAAhhhhhhh

As he moves his hand just lightly over the top of the blades opf grass it gives his hand a sensation that is just like touching a porkipine gently over it's coat of thistles.......The Raver closes his eyes picturing in his mind how his hand is on the grass, as it is sweeping in circles, ever so gently around his body - each blade is dancing on the skin of his palm, to the beat of the doof music that in his ears does ring and sing.....

He now has both hands touching the grass - His eyes shut tightly, moving his hands slowly around the sides of his swaying to the music, body.

His palms open, fingers spread right out . . . . .

buph3 Sep 2005, 10:50pm

As he lay there sinking further and further into the soft sensous blades of grass, he started to feel a wave of euphoric propulsion thru his body and before long he had jabber jaw, as he lay there in an xtc bliss. While the other ravers sat there and kranked as ravers doo, when asked to move to the groove. swaying hands in the air, waving them around like they just dont care, busting ther groove thing to the music and shouting and screaming away to the moooziic. In bliss where these three and one , who had no more worries as they did phun. Partying they did...

missvixen3 Sep 2005, 11:09pm

hard all night and day for 3 days straight. while raver 1 maintained his groove on the grass. keeping cool and mellow, only moving to itch his head wen retorical questions were asked that he had no answer to and was making his brain want the jump out of its skeletal home and grow legs and run down the street so that it could avoid the mind blowing questions.....

buph3 Sep 2005, 11:20pm

As was the way of the ravers three and one, who had travelled far from reality thru the dark depths of insanity, battled wizards and strange un-mentionable creatures. Chased strange and exotic beings across the galaxy only to end up bak where they started layin in grass feelin thoughts of xtc and crankin to the beats. They felt a sense of dejavu when they realised this could all just be a dream........nah and they kept doin waht ravers do best

missvixen3 Sep 2005, 11:42pm

lighting appeard out of no where and came crashing down around them. it seemed to flash intime to the doof doof. and acted in a way that strobed the sky.
crash....it hit the gatecrashing raver 4 who had rained on the parade. as it turns out raver 4 was actually an undercover cop......

=MS=4 Sep 2005, 7:01am

cop...cop...cop.....copper miner - (raver 4 had a bad studder)

- Jesus in heaven father be your name (said in an Irish accent) Raver 1 exclaimed - you and your friggin studdder maaaaate, we listened and we heard on the cop part and being dickheads freaked out - thank mary mother of god (said again in an irish accent) that you are a copper miner, now the paranoid part of my brain can go back where it belongs into the pits of hell.....

copper miner oh raver 4 we love you galore !!......your studder shits us but hey that is part of u.......

come on lets get the fruck away from this grass - lets go meet people and have a laugh - I want to see what people are wearing and how they are dancing - I need to beat my record of saying hello to 699 people in one night -I need to investigate the crowds the acts and the side shows, I want to see it all - you tell me you think u have been here for mor than three days - W A KE S U N S H I N E - you been in La La Land - get up get up - get on your feet and stand - Lets get active lets move about - no time to waste it's living life that is all about.....

Good by grassy Ravers - U bore me - HUH - I am off the join the magic sparkling energy of those in Raver glory - come on everyone lets join hands and run and run....

run thru the dance floor - saying HELLO to every one - U can sit at home on the grass any day of the week - it is party night we paid good money for this event - get off your grassy ass and go beyond your boundries I know you will like it - it is soooo much fun.......

So it was that the whole gang ran and ran - the first person they saw was wearing......

buzzn4 Sep 2005, 6:31pm

...an anthems jacket...

Pink Bear6 Sep 2005, 12:25am

This person unzipped the jacket, and they saw that it really wasn't a person at all, but about 12 moon goblins all balancing on top of one another. Each, bizarrely, had a sock on their head. The Ravers thought this was really amusing. Raver 2 pushed the balancing moon goblins and they all fell down. As each moon goblin hit the ground it ran away, yelling (in a muffled way through the sock) "SOCK! SOCK! SOCK".
The anthems jacket lay on the ground, but more and more moon goblins came out from under it yelling "SOCK! SOCK! SOCK!" There were definitely more than 12 of them, but when they emerged from the jacket they all just ran off in a straight line.
There were now hundreds of sock-wearing, sock-yelling moon goblins all running away from the Ravers.

buzzn6 Sep 2005, 1:00am

As they watched the sock-yelling moon goblins run off in their frenzy, one of the ravers noted a darkening of the ground around them. As Raver 3 turned around, they all realised it was in fact a great shadow, and towering over them all was a great giant sock...

Pink Bear6 Sep 2005, 7:29pm

...all the moon goblins suddenly stopped, pulled the sock off of their head, and looked up at the giant sock descending.
"Oooooooh" they said....

=MS=6 Sep 2005, 8:27pm

wonderful

buph1 Nov 2005, 12:17am

QUOTE(sezza @ Oct 31 2005, 06:06 PM)

lol nice one spills....

ok so we all arive at the biggest rave in sa history, the lights r going the music is pumping and we all off our heads........
until one of my glowies decides to snap and leek everywere eeeewwwwwwwww!!!!! now im glowing from head to toe and looking killa, everyone decides they would look good like this too.
now were all running around looking like aliens.lol

Nice one

congrats on your first post, hope to see many more!!

Tootles for now

missvixen8 Nov 2005, 1:41pm

QUOTE(sezza @ Oct 31 2005, 07:06 PM)

ok so we all arive at the biggest rave in sa history, the lights r going the music is pumping and we all off our heads........
until one of my glowies decides to snap and leek everywere eeeewwwwwwwww!!!!! now im glowing from head to toe and looking killa, everyone decides they would look good like this too.
now were all running around looking like aliens.lol

so at the water cooler was the biggest rave in sa history, everyone was coverd from head to toe in there glowstick glowingness and were very trippy to watch, however the fairy knew she must get a plastic cup. fortunatly there was one left near the water cooler, she filled it and made a wish....all of a sudden the three ravers appeared (which may hav been an awful frights for the shrooms to see the ravers evaporate into thin air, however they were prolly used to crazy things happening due to the fact that they were made from poison) the ravers realised they had been saved and they too coverd them selves in glowstick glowingness and ran round to the beats. the fairy was feeling very pleasede with her self so she decided to......

sezza8 Nov 2005, 9:05pm

.... Take a few pills and enjoy the rest of her raving night off tap coverd in glowie gue. she also fond a hot little pixi to dance with.....

buph8 Nov 2005, 11:03pm

So there they danced the awkwar4dly sighted trio and the fairy with a hot pixi. Bouncing away to the beats of the beating machine. When a thought occured to the fairy (cause there is no way that the ravers would think of something) . the thought was hmmmm what ever happened to the dreaded and sinister (insert eerie muzik heer) willy wonka ....

Cetra38 Nov 2005, 11:45pm

Turning his head from his case of records, flicking his cape dramatically willy wonka stood infront of the croud. There he was in control, he could play whatever he wanted and the people would dance, they would dance to his tune like the pied piper of hamelin. The only people that weren't succumb to his enchantment were the small folk, the pixie and the fairy.....

missvixen9 Nov 2005, 3:12am

the fairy was desperate at this point and was wishing for the moon goblins to appear or for at least sumthing like a a giant to come and resuce the ravers from another sticky situation that they seemed to be getn themselves into more and more often.
was this all in her mind? or was it all real? she wonderd, was confusing for such a tiny being such as herself........

buph9 Nov 2005, 2:34pm

i mean what sort of being as small as a fairy questions the mere fundamentals of the space/time continium. Such complex questions challenging the mere existence of us all and the fyundamentals of reality itself. It was okay to steal thoughts and pointless acts of kindness from people but this sort of thing was far more complex. To even fathum this sort of idea or thought if you will could destroy her and all that she knows (insert twilight zone theme musik). This was something that she should not even question it was something that should never be answered, or thought of for that matter, but she could not help it, she could not stop thinking about it. All those thoughts and ideas rushing to her little skull......

Pink Bear19 Nov 2005, 12:28am

..just as Willy Wonka had planned. With the Thought Fairy far away on a tangent, Willy Wonka pushed a button on the side of his cane. The phunky beats at the party stopped, and an ear-piercing screech emanated from the speakers, and bright lights came on everywhere.

The ravers all put their fingers in their ears and shut their eyes tight. It didn't seem to help at first, so they pushed their fingers in harder and squeezed their eyes tighter. The noise and the lighter seem to subside. As the raver slowly open their eyes the ground seemed to be shaking slightly. As they open their eyes more, the world seemed to be moving past them at speed.

When they finally stood up straight, and took their fingers out of their ears they realised they weren't at the dance party anymore. They were on a train and it was travelling through a very strange land. When they looked out of the window, in the distance they could see...

missvixen22 Nov 2005, 4:21pm

..copious amounts of cookies and cream. it was like another strange land.

as they aproched their destination and train pulled up at the platform, they noticed that the land of cookies and cream had been frozen and trapped in the ice ages

the question that they were wondering was where was willy wonka and how why was the land of cookies and cream frozen....

Tarantula22 Nov 2005, 4:35pm

SUddenly there was a change and a scoarching heat wave caused the ice to melt changing it in to a wierd and lurid landscape of another planet.

with the cookies and cream in there grasp out poped ...........

buph22 Nov 2005, 5:38pm

a moon goblin which kinda surprised the already confused ravers. The moon goblin was holding a parcel of some sort, it looked like a giant wonka bar but with a twist. The moon goblin threw it at one of the ravers heads, and laughed histerically and then dissapeared into the weird and lurid landscape which was now a cool creamy brown colour, but constantly changing. the ravers looked ant the parcel, while one of them rubbed thier head

. they picked up the parcel carefully and to thier amazement was addressed to them. They were not sure what to do, so.................

missvixen13 Dec 2005, 2:16am

not wanting to offend the sender, the opend it and found a letter and a small key. raver 3 read the letter allowed...

To whome this may concern,
we hav been informed have been on the epic and sometimes scary adventures u hav been encountering, here is a key to help u wen u come to ur final quest
from The Grand Old Duke of York

shocked, to hav recievd a letter from a person of such high importance, the ravers....

bek66613 Dec 2005, 9:44am

decided to organise another dance party to celebrate.. but it was going to be too hard to dance in the slushy world that cookies n cream had become due to the scorching heat.. so they asked the train driver to take them to...

missvixen13 Dec 2005, 2:42pm

sumwhere over the rainbow...where blue birds fly........of course
and upon their arrival they saw a huge castle.....a magic castle, made of of mirrors. these were not just any sort of mirrors, these were the sort that u would find in a circus....the funn mirrors

amaized by their strange and wonderful reflections, the ravers stood in amazment as their bodys grew and shrank in their slightest movement. knowing they must push on and continue their adventures had some how been outweighed by the fun that the wacky mirrors were providing them....

buph14 Dec 2005, 8:01pm

Nethertheless the show must go on so the ravers starting making plans and hang on tey need to make phone calls, so as to organise stuff. Hmmm no phones and no phone boxes what were they to do????

Then one of the ravers took of thier left shoe not thier right that was local calls only) and began dialing. the other ravers looked on in amazement and stood thier with thier mouths open. Slack jawed if you will. The shoe made a slighjt dialing tone and then there was a hello on the other end of the line. It was ........

missvixen15 Dec 2005, 1:13am

the thought fairy. she was back on their trails in hot persuit again
and this time she was not alone.....the moon gobblins (the non evil ones) had joined forces with her in hope that they could give strength to the good side and bring down the evil willy wonka once and for all!!

insanity and a world of illusions was taking a firm grasp on the ravers again as they got their supply of colour and had soon found that being space cadets was a very important job, it required the correct mental state and......

nickdub15 Dec 2005, 7:33am

bucketloads of.............................

crIs P15 Dec 2005, 8:54am

jelly.......

and paper clips..........

nickdub15 Dec 2005, 8:57am

and a penchant for king island brie......................

missvixen18 Dec 2005, 9:58am

so they jumped around on the trampoline for hours and then they went into a hazy cloud that was filled with wat dreams are made of. it was an interesting state and it didnt take long for the ravers to........

buph18 Dec 2005, 6:36pm

realise that the hat of insanity had swallowed them whole they were so loopy now that
the mere thought of being rational and logical was as foreign to them as thier thoughts. This howeveer did not phase the ravers in anyway and they continued to jump on the trampoline until thier heads were wet from what dreams are made off. They kept jumping until.....

Fulcrum18 Dec 2005, 6:57pm

... the trampoline broke! This never happened to the ravers before, 'what do we do?' one said. There was mass confusion amongst them, who knew how to fix the trampoline so their fun could continue? Coincedently around the corner a plumber who also happened to be trained in the Jedi art of trampoline repair was walking....

missvixen23 Dec 2005, 4:51am

...around in circles, he didnt know if he was facing up or down at this moment in time.
his jedi powers were not of use to him at this point....what he needed was to find a friend who could help him out, fortunalty for him the three raves had spotted him in his time of confusion and asked if he needed help. there was only so much the ravers could do for him cos the plumbers brain was not the best at this point, and needed some serious direction....

mark0matic23 Dec 2005, 9:38am

Possibly watching the NecroSoft pipes screen saver for a while might have helped him. Instead, though...

buph23 Dec 2005, 5:22pm

he had been watching mash re-runs for the last 40 hours instead of going shopping. The ravers were not sure if they could help this strange yet deluded individual as they too had dealt with the realms of the hat of insanity. they decided it was best that he let the force help him and pushed him over with force. He then realised that he was down and that the sky was up. The plumber thanked the ravers by bowing 3 times and then doing the hokey pokey (as this was a sign of great gratitude from the old country). Nether the less the plumber was trained in the jedi art of trampoline repair so he offered to fix the ravers trampoline but at a price a price so dear to them that they had to confer for a bit. The plumber grew a evil grin from the depth of his gigantic facial features. The ravers new that this was the turning of good to bad, the dark side had him and there was nothing they could do, but they needed thier trampoline fixed. in case you were all wondering the plumbers price was ......

missvixen24 Dec 2005, 3:17am

willy wonkas cane!!
this next adventure scared them the most as they knew it was one they had to finish and they had to defete the master of all evil in exchange for a stupid piece of wood that had no rela purpose (or so they thought) and he used just to make him self look good.
agreeing to go on this quest, the ravers.....

buph28 Dec 2005, 10:58pm

knowing that thier trampoline must be fixed accepted this great task with heavy resposibility. Thier heads filled with fear thier palms sweaty with nerves they walked off heads down feet dragging. They knew this would be know easy task and that they were going to need all the help that they can muster. knowing this raver 3 stopped and took of his shoe again and dialled numbers into it. Getting no response they knew they needed to et to a recharge mushroom for added signal on the shoe phone. remembering that they saw one not far back they headed for it. Meanwhile the dreaded Wonks was watching all of this from his factory of chocolate through wonka vision. A evil way to watch ppl that were going top harm him. Wonka called on his minions and organised a surprise attack on the ravers. As the minions left the factory wonka laughed histericaly in a insane clown like tone. The ravers ......

miney2 Jan 2006, 10:17pm

began trying to find their way back to where they saw the recharge mushroom but began to feel lost. They kept walking and walking not knowing where they were and walked right into the trap willy wonka had set for them....

missvixen11 Jan 2006, 4:59am

they started to fall and fall and fall, through time and space, every feeling that they had felt, every sight that they had seen, every smell that they had smelt and every noise that they had heard came back to them in waves and echoes...like a lucid dream. it was almost not real to them, they half expected to wake up from it all any second in bed.....just like the space caddet commander keen

but alas they kept falling and did not wake up, the trap was a confusing one. it would seem that a hole in the ground must hav a bottom......or was this the one and only bottomless pit?....the ravers thought about how they would escape this evil contraption that was making them fall into the vast depths of the earth. but of corse! digging upwards with a spoon was the only way it would seem.......

buph13 Jan 2006, 12:04am

but as they thought about it more and more the idea seemed harder and harder. So they decided to try something weird and phunky they started digging downwards but talking about going upwards in a attempt to trick the strange vortex of a hole they were in. So as the vortex was growing it could feel them digging and quickly mde itself shorter on top making the ravers able to hop out of the vortex tricking the black darkness (

Confusing aint it ). Now taht they had made it out of the hole and escaped Wonka's minions they were left once again to figure out where they were and how they were ever going to fix this pickle they were in. One thing is for sure they needed there trampoline fixed so as to reach the level of commander in the imerial army when they return to Nebula if they ever do. (For those of you just joining us Nebula is a quaint town in the dekabah region, kinda like the projects but with sand dunes. if you think this is weird and strange just start reading this tale from the beginning

). So the ravers set out once again, onwards to wonkas factory where ever it may be .....

xSketchyx19 Jan 2006, 12:18am

as they walked they came to the conclusion they had abosulutly no idea where the were only where they wanted to be...."i know" one of the ravers said smirking, "we need to call upon His holiness The DJ".
"He is the only one who can help us in our quest for willy wonkas cane!!" exclamed another raver. So they started the cerimonal making of the gators, Kandi and phatties.....
"now what?" asked one of the ravers...NOW WE.........................

Flame23 Jan 2006, 6:30pm

PULL OFF OUR PANTS AND LET THE WORLD KNOW WE ARE HERE TO RAVE!

to which the other ravers turned to him and said "you crazy man" (in a cheechy kinda voice)
"your right! but thats so crazy, it might just work. So the ravers put their hands in the air and....

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By the way Spiltek, i just realised i started a thread fairly similar to this one! im sorry!! I only found this thread from a link someone put in mine! i used to do stuff like this in high school! looks like yours is going nuts though! good work!
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missvixen28 Jan 2006, 6:57pm

approched 'the DJ god' fully dressed in kandi

they were rather nervous....cos they had never been in the presence of the DJ god

but upon arrival....they realised that the DJ god was very accepting and kind hearted....however...

teesha28 Jan 2006, 7:09pm

he had this slightly evil streak that tended to make him.....

Aeon28 Jan 2006, 9:03pm

Parranoid, and a mite sketchy to boot

he raised his voice and said...

ravingham28 Jan 2006, 10:49pm

OBEY ME FOR I AM THE DJ GOD! WHEN I DROP THE BASS........DANCE...........OR ELSE........

buph28 Jan 2006, 10:50pm

Or else!!!! oh its you. Do not fear my children I am not a god, just a mere man who possese the skills required to entertain people in the thousands for a few hours. Come my children let us rave together as one not as a bunch of soldiers listening to thier general. Be free in this world and you to will be the god of your own destiny.

teesha28 Jan 2006, 11:13pm

So all the ravers danced away the hours in their kandi and gators and phatties, and in the morning when the sun finallly came up....

ravingham28 Jan 2006, 11:29pm

they felt really munted so they went over to maccas (false DJ god included) and sat freely with the hobos outside. the ravers all asked why the hobos were not out raving freely with them, they replied with the words....

NokturnL6 Feb 2006, 5:10pm

"Weez not Down wid dat sheet maman! use all dem freaks n nizzlin the GEE's!! HAHA, na, giv it ere man!" so the ravers replied....

=MS=7 Feb 2006, 6:18am

Of course . . . nodding their heads in total agreement.

missvixen9 Mar 2006, 9:58pm

*wow im totally lost*

...so they ate their sketchyness away. the music was still playing its sweet tune in their heads, and the memories of that night were playing over and over in their minds.

they knew they must continue on to find the awfully clever and corrupt willy wonka and set their planet free from his evil grasp so they would be free to rave forever

ravingham9 Mar 2006, 10:34pm

....they came up with a master plan to destroy willy wonka (evil)

missvixen26 Mar 2006, 2:26pm

....this plan was incredibly good.....it was so strange and twisted that....

philbert26 Mar 2006, 6:01pm

... there was no know way in the universe that it could fail. Even if someone thought of a way to stop the plan it would still work cos it was that incredibly good!! The plan began immediately when raver 3 said...

Pink Bear29 Mar 2006, 2:05am

...after paying absolutely no attention to what was going on, "Aaaaargh! My fingernails have turned green!!!!!!"
He then started shaking his hands furiously in an attempt to detach his fingernails.
Meanwhile, everyone else.....

missvixen29 Mar 2006, 2:28am

...was trying to stay focused on their goal....cept it was so hard for them when there was a giant vortex of light swirling around in front of them and making them all dizzy.

a giant mirror appeard and the 3 ravers....

Pink Bear29 Mar 2006, 8:28pm

were slowly sucked into the vortex. They couldn't move, because you know you shouldn't look into a mirror when you at a rave, only bad things happen when you do. Paralysed they were being sucked closer and closer...

jase3129 Mar 2006, 8:46pm

and closer and closer

missvixen12 Apr 2006, 9:01pm

...and closer even!

....towards the mirror

..was this a trap set by the evil willy wonka??tehy wondered

suddenly they fell down a well and...

buph5 May 2006, 12:14am

landed next to jack who had fallen down eions ago when jill went to fetcha pail of water, confused and tired the ravers looked in awe as they saw a familiar figure peer over the edge of the well it was the Phluffy mongoose

damm that ellusive creature one of the ravers yelled, as the words echoed and bounced off the walls a strange thing began to happen ......

***hahhaha I'm back now kiddies and the tail will continue

buph9 May 2006, 9:49pm

The well began to turn, and as it did steps appeared out of the walls giving them a staircase to the heavens. As they climed the stairs they noticed Jack was not following them. they yelled to him to follow but he just looked at them and smiled. As it turns out Jack had actually cheated on Jill and she pushed him down the well saying that if he came out he would loose his manhood. the ravers nodded in agreance and decided it was safer and probably to jacks comfort to stay in the well. So the ravers continued up the stairs all wondering what was at the top as they had no idea how they got into the well in the first place. As they walked closer to the top they..........................

*****come on peoples lets see your creativity

buph20 Oct 2006, 3:03pm

Dissapointing I dont post on here since May and no-one else has continued the twisted tail that is the ravers fairytail tsk tsk

Oh well

Bexter19 Feb 2007, 1:31pm

saw a hole, but it wasnt just any hole it was a tunnel, and they could see bright green strobe lights and hear the faint beats of a sub....

Little Bear19 Feb 2007, 2:06pm

Carried as if by some strange force by the beats, they moved twards the beats.. a strange feeling came over them as if the shouldnt be moving, they shuddered but couldnt help their beat drivin movement

jase3119 Feb 2007, 3:56pm

suddenly the ravers surged in madley and started tearing up the dance floor
all very excited as it had been ages since they had gone off
as they were bouncing of the walls , they did not notice that the entrance to the room had dissapeard mysteriously

as if that was not bad enough
the music was getting faster and faster but they could not stop dancing
as the music rose closer and closer to terminal BPM
they watched with wide eyed horror as thier shoes flew off, to be replaced by the sharp sting as the incessant dancing flayed the flesh from their boney feet
the flow of fresh blood did little to relive the pain

as the pool of blood on the floor spread wider and wider , the desperation of the situation could be seen etched into their faces in the form of a wide eyed grimace of horror , which stayed strangley frozen as they jumped and spun,
spraying blood droplets higher and higher
until a red mist of droplets could be seen forming around what was left of thier ankles

finally crimson drops arched though the air in all directions
going higher and higher until one valiant drop landed on the spinning record in the DJ box
THAT'S IT!! screamed a voice from the dark recesses of the booth
with in an instant the music stopped and three massive bouncers appeared as if from nowhere
wreching the ravers from their feet with such force their heads snapped back and the air was forced from their lungs
they flew out of the now open door and woke up in a beutiful green valley in the midst of a field of multi coloured mushrooms

Thank christ that was just a dream! they said in uniisson
"Im hungry " said one as he plucked the nearest mushroom and chewwed the

This post has been edited by jase31: Feb 19 2007, 03:46 PM

buph19 Feb 2007, 5:55pm

QUOTE(jase31 @ Feb 19 2007, 03:56 PM)

Thank christ that was just a dream! they said in uniisson

nice Jase

the stem with much anticipated excitement, as even though they were scared by the dream it somehow intrigued them, and wondered what would happen if it were true, would they still be ravers, or would they now be classified as the pool of jadedness. So many thoughts pondered through their heads ans they chewed through the mushrooms and then on to the speckled coloured.......................

tsyba19 Feb 2007, 5:57pm

bitter flesh.

In a silent instant, darkness fell upon the field. The ravers were hushed by the suddeness and each reached for another to be reassurred they were not alone. One by one the multicoloured mushrooms began to glow and they could see that they lit the way of a winding path, twisting and turning into apparent infinity.

"I don't think we have much choice here," one said to the others, "if we hold hands we'll be safe together". Gingerly standing and taking tentative steps, the ravers began to follow what was their only course. The path began on a steep incline, and in the distance the ravers could see a warm glow spreading across the horizon, occassionally speared by blades of intense coloured light reaching for the heavens.

"There!" One cried and pointed, "We must be nearing the......"

Damn! Too slow.... was meant to be before the previous post.....

This post has been edited by tsyba: Feb 19 2007, 05:58 PM

jase3119 Feb 2007, 6:55pm

crest!

hopefully we wont get lost!
they tossed up the idea of following the path or just heading of into the uncertain darkness
in the end they............

buph19 Feb 2007, 7:01pm

all knew what they would end up doing anyway but it was their plan to try and hide their thoughts as they would only confuse everyone and themselves included, but most importantly the thought fairy. They hoped by hiding their thoughts they could finally have one up on that mischievous little fairy. It was then that..............................

jase3119 Feb 2007, 7:11pm

they hatched a cunning plan , they would catch that skanky thought fairy and steal the thought fairies powers!
all they had to do was think of ways to stop the "plot" to kill the fairy with out" thinking "of the plan to kill the fairy..............

buph19 Feb 2007, 7:23pm

as confusing as this idea was neither of them could think of what they wanted otherwise they might alert the cunning thought fairy, so the ravers had to act first and think later.

Hmmmm not the wisest of ides but what choice did they have...........meanwhile.....

jase3119 Feb 2007, 7:29pm

back at the ranch the cows had decided not to give any milk
I mean the farmer never even warmed his hands b4 milking ! what were they animals!
it was at this time (perhaps unfortunately) the farmer roused from his afternoon nap.........

buph19 Feb 2007, 7:37pm

suddenly remembered that the movie Barnyard had false, and misleading information in the way male cows were perceived. he set off to make his disgust with Hollywood well known. back in the pit of no existence in a thought so thin you could almost say it did not exist ...almost... the 3 ravers were frantically trying to act without thinking but having dire consequences on their well being. I mean one of them.....

jase3120 Feb 2007, 8:09am

lost his cool , turned and slapped the 2 other ravers
both of whom shot him hurt ,wounded looks
this is riciculous! he stated , we need a different idea...............

Scattrd20 Feb 2007, 11:50am

that will make the neighbours run away so we can turn their lot into death defying stage show. When this is complete, anyone can...

Little Bear20 Feb 2007, 12:58pm

.. give it a go, we have our sign that says try at your own risk.... ok so what next.... do we need to set up the....

jase3120 Feb 2007, 2:50pm

the crystals into a radial pattern
as soon as the last crystal was in place , they all started to glow slightly and a strange humming filled the air
the humming seemed to be increasing and soon the light was bright enough to make their eyes squint..............

Bexter20 Feb 2007, 4:16pm

then a giant snowbeast jumped out of no-where and attacked one of the ravers!

Scattrd21 Feb 2007, 12:48pm

The snow beast was ruthless in pulling limbs from torso. But the raver discovered their superpower of joining oneself together. The raver then attacked the snowbeast with...

jase3121 Feb 2007, 1:19pm

multi glowing crystal attack, which imediately blinded him allowing the ravers to beat a hasty retreat running and runnign untill they once again found themselves in the beutiful green valley
speckled with a field of multicoloured mushrooms

buph21 Feb 2007, 6:52pm

ahhhhhhhhhhh mushrooms the natural food of the raver, one of them said. They all grinned as they frolicked through the field. None aware that the thought fairy was lurching in a nearby milky way galaxy, watching through her telescopic bowl of curd. She was ............

shen21 Feb 2007, 7:13pm

shuffling through the air in a silvery white dress....waving her magical wand around and creating little elves around her.

buph21 Feb 2007, 7:30pm

all dancing and singing off key folk songs as the warped thought fairy found this relaxing. Drifting thru space with a quartet of folk singing elves she was bound for the realm of impossibility, it was just passed a glipse of hope and just before a hat fit for a king. Just then.............

shen21 Feb 2007, 8:02pm

in walked the king demanding the fairy to hand over the elves to him so that he could use them as slaves. But she was determined to protect the safety of the elves and waved her magic wand and.....

buph21 Feb 2007, 8:06pm

save the folk music quartet, so as she can pass down the music through her generations to come

missvixen23 Feb 2007, 1:27am

they looked to the clouds and saw a vision of the three ravers- All three of them skipping down the yellow brick road in search of something they had not yet thought of. but again, act now, think later. so off on their journey, singing along to this strange and powerful folk music, the ravers came to a crossing. puzzled, the ravers...

Sang23 Feb 2007, 1:33am

...pulled down their pants and...

buph24 Feb 2007, 11:17am

did the happy dance, while dancing around the Mexican hat

, it was then that they realised they had been dumped, tricked into believing they might be Mexican. "How dare they" said one of the ravers. I mean.........

buph27 Feb 2007, 8:47pm

what happened ppl, we were doing so well with this fairy tail and then pwhump its gone agan.

jase3127 Feb 2007, 8:56pm

no one likes amigos, lol, as you should know!

I got shitty with the lack of continuety, meh

I tried!

buph27 Feb 2007, 9:01pm

I appreciate the trying bud

We are all those creative people that can imagine the weirdest stuff while staring at clouds but random comments about ravers a different story...........come on ppls let us see your creativity

The Ravers Fairytale

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