Man For Hire

I am i single white male, thin, able to fit into all postions, great with kids, and pets.......


HAHA

NOW THAT I HAVE UR ATTENTION......................



I am posting this new thread for ppl who have got speical trade behind them, that want to be able to earn a few spare $$$, a bit like a classifields



I am a mechanic, got 8 yr behind me, willing to do ppl service, and all mechanial repairs, and custom stereo install, low fees, free quotes

sms any time on [phone removed], or email or PM

I am a bludger, got 20 yr behind me, willing to sit around for $$$

email or PM me...


great idea simon! c'mon ppl, hire yourselfs out

anyone mow lawns??? Oldskoolie, I mean real grass here ok.....get your mind out of the gutter, or is that just me

Foonji, you crack me up....piss funny!!!

i fix comput3rs and shit

yeah, I have a Comp Sc degree under my belt and doing another one as we speak. can do a bit of this and that too. I can spell alot of words also..

oh, and Simon, I should ask you how much you charge to change the trans fluid on my XF ute, auto.. something I can't be bothered doing myself..

qualified horticuralist.. landscaping lawns gardens roses and others...

curently work as a detailer.. available to umm... consume ur fridge contents and burp and afart on the couch while u fetch me more beer...

single, 25/26 in a few days...


is this classifieds or personals??


but not a bad ide3a simon.. between us.. we can sus out the car scene !

its actually gaffio last nite was talking to me bout his car, and was out driving today for work and was thinking bout it again, so i thought, why not, and MAN FOR HIRE just poped in to my head, and started laughing

oh yeah, give me another 3 years, and I'll be a qualified Mechanical Engineer

I'm currently hollidaying at my client's expense while they pay me $50/hr to sit out on my balcony, munted off my brains and enjoying this 28degree night

If anyone has any similar jobs going, I'm there teehee

Oh, and on the personals side of this ad..... I'm 32yo male, single, and really need to stay that way. NO girl should have top put up with me LOL

Anyway, back to work

hey thats not fair davin, lol, can i have ur job lol

Funnily enough, I'm trying to quit this current job so I can make it back for Cargo tonight LOL

and he did! drijnkn at the Worlds end with dav anmd the rest of the crew that rocked up!

Well im 19, im pretty good at building cars. If you guys ever need a VZ commodore built... Im the guy to see.




joker4 - I got a job for you if ya want?

I cant get my bongo started and it needs a few other mechanical repairs. I dont live too far away either.

hmm so has anyone scored any offers from this thread? my boss wants me to land scape his house... but i said i didint have enuff time.. working 50 hrs a week for him already.. stuff spending my days off withhim too... told him to get a pro in much better results in the end!

not bad sir indeed you might be able to help my poor cordi she's getting sick

sweet, whats up with it???

Ah, hi.

I'm 21, and i'm a qualified drunk.

Willing to work for cash or drinks, preferably drinks.

Will only serve piss when pissed.

Any interested parties should send the drinks to myself, undoubtedly I will be at the bar.

havent see you on here in ahes taz!

im not qualified but i can pretty much do anything, or learn it

anything with my hands really... so im good in bed......

ok what a pointless post... i gotta get that post count up somehow...

I'd like to hire someone to type my forum messages please

Am willing to give them Coke cans to exchange for 5 cents each!

JOKER I need my REAR brakes replaced i tihnk they're drum...

1990 Toyota Corolla

Let me know the damage and when you wanna do it.

Why? The amount of posts you've made has nothing to do with the quality of your posts, how nice you are as a person, or how how rich you will be. So really, what does the amount of posts really mean?

i agree with you davin, but i must say i was really excited that i made 100 posts... i know its not much but i am in an excitable mood... hehe

You should be telling him when, before this happens...

i decided to delete my post coz peeps mite get upset but i know where your cumin from bro

This post has been edited by Maori_Messiah: Jan 10 2006, 12:45 AM

The anyway back to work was fucking awsome man i just love you bro HAHA

and i'm unquallified performing artist i can take off my clothes dance or even beatbox and MC gimmie holla i'll have a chat to my manager we fix ya up yeh oh yes and as if you didn't know me already yes i'm the guy who posseses the most Dealdy scratch in all of adelaide thats right the one, the only: the vocal crab scratch

Heres me thinking some hot man was offering his services..

But then again that cant happen twice in one week can it..

Can someone come and fix my door handle , Dam Smithfield and people wanting to get into the bek mobile HOW RUDE!!!

Oh- well, I used to vet nurse so i know most crap about animals- if i dont know i can find it out
I now organise weddings & conferences- so if you need to pay someone to talk you out of getting married im your girl.
Otherwise, i drink beer, eat pizza and lie on the couch (whilst hogging the remote) & in times when i have extra energy ive also been know to burp the alphabet!! such a lady

I'm a qualified Auto Electrician, but i hardly do any of that anymore... I hated that job.

But I do most mechanical repairs to cars now. As I also work as a part of a service crew for an up and coming rally team. I have service crewed for other teams previously, but now have to support and help my girlfriend (elf)......

Otherwise, I can do most things.. or will give it a go anyway!!!

This post has been edited by scattered: Jan 10 2006, 03:58 PM

So Mr Qualified Auto Electrician- you could say (hypothetically) intall my sub, amp, & speakers & perhaps fix my airconditioning and all things electrical that have crapped themselves in my car???
Interesting

i'm a hairdresser.. but everyone alreadys knows that.. i'm gonna be the first person to cut craigs beautiful locks in what 5 years my boy? hehe.. only a trim.. u kno u want me to

aaaahhh well yes to most of that LadyK..

I dont do airconditioning as i never really got into that, and you also have to be liscenced to regas etc.

I could install sub, amp and speaker and possibly fix those other problems.

But did i mention I hate doing auto electrical stuff....?

Hehehe- i know
Its ok- ive got someone else I can sucker into it
Itll only cost me the time it takes me to make a boiled choccy fudge cake and a couple of litres of iced coffee
Then ill just have to hang around wearing something skimpy and pretend to help
*sigh* boys
Or i can just make scott do it- he cant say no coz ill kick him
You can come play supervisor though and eat cake

you didn't mention that before....
If you get stuck or need a hand do it, let me know... I would be keen to help out, just not my favourite job to do...
It would really depend on how you want them done anyway...

ok paul i will look in to it 2morrow and call u

I want them done so theyre loud and work Im not fussy as long as they work- i wouldnt know if youd done them properly or not im a little technically challenged
Its ok- ill try to scam my regualr guy so i dont have to bother you with it. If that fails well have a great big piss up (after installation is complete ) and make a night out of it!! YAY farm party!!!

didnt think they made em like that anymore

what i meant with how you want it done is: whether you just want them mounted where they fit and wired up. Or if you wanted a custom boot install done with the sub box etc...

As I said, If you get stuck let me know... and i will see what i can do.

Im the last of a dying breed although its probably for the best

Oh- scattered thats a bit hard ummm..... the sub & amp came out of my bros car so the sub is in its little box and just needs to be stuck where it fits as i said technically challenged- i think as a professional im the kind of client youd wanna strangle
but im sure ill be ok- im good at making people do things for me im so pathetically hopeless they just do it coz seeing me try frustrates them

Im a receptionist , so i can answer anyones calls anytime..

I can also talk alot of shit just ask Captain Pineapple

but im normally the girl who gives everyone a ride TO THERE DESTINATION... so if i go out and i have room everyones welcome.. as long as u aint a lurch cos well my car is an anti lurch Barina... MEEP MEEP!

thats probably not too bad then... If I had to make a box and deck out the whole boot etc.. then its way harder....!

If its just mounting the existing box and fitting up the speakers and amp and wiring, then its not so bad...

Nope- its already in its very own fuzzy little box Ill let you know if i cant find someone to do it!

haven't had a computer or net til recently

Massage anyone?
i'm a training massuse in desperate need of regular clients. If you would like to be soothed into deep relaxation i'm your girl!
$40 for 1 hour
$25 for half hour

If you catch me at any rave i can give you 10min for $10
regular clients get 5 min for FREE!

call me on [phone removed] appointments are very flexible

Ohhhhh........... how fast can you get to hahndorf?- i sat in my chair this morning and my shoulders and back are so sore i dont think i can get back up- im thinking about sliding out of the chair onto the floor and staying there until i die of old age

Ahh... so you were the girl giving massages @ St Pauls!! actually, usually the only times i need a massage is AFTER the raves my back and shoulders are usually so sore from dancing and moving about!

$25 for half hour. that sounds really good. do you give nice hard ones? i hate the soft ones.

i can wharfize if anyone needs any wharfing done......i can also lift heavy shit, i can also make some really cool noises too - plus i can move my eyes independently like a chameleon if anyone needs it.
i got da skillz to pay da billz!!!

not to mention you good for hugs in the wee hours of the morning- which i think is a quality most people around here adore get your ass back to venus punk!!! *preferably on the 26th when im there *

you know it baby!!!
YEEEEEEEAH!!!!

WOOOOOT!! Nickdub hugs *dances around the room*

You can move your eyes independently... Hmm, actually I've been looking for someone who can do that! i may have a use for you!

LOL... that's just freaky!!!

i shall track ya down kandi and show u one evening - it's really freaky...should see the looks i get from police at breatho's when i do it.

LMFAO!! I would imagine... i can just see their confused and disturbed faces in my mind now!

you freak!!
always knew there was something not quite right about you.......

who u callin freak freak?? seen ya avatar lately??

Ahh... so you were the girl giving massages @ St Pauls!! actually, usually the only times i need a massage is AFTER the raves my back and shoulders are usually so sore from dancing and moving about!

$25 for half hour. that sounds really good. do you give nice hard ones? i hate the soft ones.


unfortunately i don't have a car at present (sorry) so all my clients have to come to me, but i will make it worth your while i promise!

I will massage as hard as you can handle! or if you prefer it gentle i can do that too!

Please call me and ask questions on [phone removed]

btw team members get a $5 discount on 1 hour massages!

....Nah....not going there!!!