A mate sent me this and thought i'd share it with the anthemites. Hope you enjoy and sorry that its doubled up in places.
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For Those Who Need A Good Laugh
I love this one
"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. "
"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. "
haha, Chuck Norris 
My mum's totally in love with him.
My mum's totally in love with him.
That's so funny!!!! Chuck Norris is kinda like the hard-core Hoff 
don't dis chuck, he's my idol.
Walker! TEXAS RANGER!
Walker! TEXAS RANGER!
I love this one the red bull one:
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
And you gotta love Chuck Norris (man you rock!)
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
And you gotta love Chuck Norris (man you rock!)
Go Chuck Norris!!!
QUOTE(raveprincess @ Nov 28 2005, 04:20 PM)
That's so funny!!!! Chuck Norris is kinda like the hard-core Hoff
I never thought of it like that, but you're 110% right.
QUOTE(foonji @ Nov 28 2005, 04:40 PM)
don't dis chuck, he's my idol.
Walker! TEXAS RANGER!
Walker! TEXAS RANGER!
The show was kinda cool till he started singing his own theme song
*roundhouse kicks you ALL*
Don't diss the Norris...
Don't diss the Norris...
QUOTE(raveprincess @ Nov 28 2005, 04:20 PM)
That's so funny!!!! Chuck Norris is kinda like the hard-core Hoff
HaHaHa that's so funny, and so right. But Chuck is so much cooler
roundhouse kicks to everyone!!
*bump* found it KandiRaver 
Yay... thnx (only just found you're message! am i lazy or what!?!)
I just had a few more "Chuck Norris" to add....
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck.
I just had a few more "Chuck Norris" to add....
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But Chuck Norris never cries.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck.
QUOTE(Shadow @ Nov 28 2005, 12:00 AM)
I love this one
"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. "
"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. "
rofl - thats a good 'un
will get around to reading the rest when i finish lmao
they are damn good arn't they! Chuck Norris Rocks!! soon we'll be saying The Hoff who??
Chuck Norris had a plane crash in one of his episodes of Walker and the episode finished as if he'd died... I was sad 
! Chuck Norris can't die, he is Walker: Texas Ranger, the invincible!
! Chuck Norris can't die, he is Walker: Texas Ranger, the invincible!
today I have made myself laugh soo much
I saw this a while back. Bloody hillarious.
QUOTE(Shadow @ Nov 28 2005, 11:08 PM)
The show was kinda cool till he started singing his own theme song
ever heard of dennis waterman?? ROFLMAO!!!!!
Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of saying sometimes corn should lay the f**k down.
(talk about random)
(talk about random)
Josh wanted me to bump this - laugh all
ROFL. I remember now we were planning to bump this thread. Gold on a stick
Daana took me a while but it was found here you go as promised
LMFAO rememeber now he was going up the riiiver
QUOTE(nO_iRiS @ Jul 24 2006, 12:55 PM)
ROFL. I remember now we were planning to bump this thread. Gold on a stick
LMFAO rememeber now he was going up the riiiver
To kick Bison's azzz! Lol. Or was that hot shots and was that Charlie Sheen? Hmm ROFLOL!
FOR ALL TO HAVE A LARF
rofl thats gold now to read charlie sheen up the river nigga WOOT WOOT