Why Am I Wearing One Sock?

ok, for the past hour, i've been sitting here and i only have one sock on.

its on my left foot, i have no idea where my right foot's sock went! i swear i did have two on, its runaway somewhere!

in ur bed?

on the cat?

in the wash?

in ur shoe?

i think its a case of the sock leprechauns... they must of stolen it right off my foot!

who knows where they put it... they could torment the cat with it... or...or... i dunno

why dont u take the other one off?


....i cant handle havn only one sock on....infact i dont even like socks......or shoes........heeh ill wear no shoes everywhere if i can *waits for remarks from foonji and dav*

I'm sorry... I stole it... and then I ate it... it was good... can I have your other one?.... Please?

This post has been edited by nO_iRiS: Jan 18 2006, 01:40 AM

on reading this topic i assumed "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......why am i wearing one sock???? because you are flea from the chilli peppers." but then i realised it was foonj from the anthemeppers.

American Pie style!!!!

Harley

What about the underpants gnomes? Have they been subcontracting or something?...

Oh f*ck... too long at work already...

ask the washing machine if it took your sock....surely you know of the weekly sacrifice of one sock that must be made to the Gods of the Washing Machine to keep it running smoothly...I nearly guarantee thats where its gone - and no, there will be no chance of ever recovering it again I'm afraid

That's sooo right, you will just have to wait for the "Washing Machine Gods" to spew up your beloved toe warmer, and place it in some obscure spot inside (or out as the case may be), of your house!

where do all the socks go - is there a place full of oompa loompas with only one sock each or what? maybe they have set up a breeding colony and they are busy trying for a pair

washing machines are like the sock vortex, they go in and you KNOW they both went in there but be buggered when you hang em out........ only one friggin sock???? ( music starts to play theme from twilight zone)

i only wear one sock on most days anyway cause its just easier that way.

1. you have less sockage to worry about
2. you only have to look for one in the morning
3. you dont care if the washing machine takes it
4. you only have to take 1 off
5. when you find yourself wearing only one sock you dont have to start a thread about it to
find out why.

this all reminds me of a guy i once saw with one thong on.....

me: "mate did you lose a thong?"
him: "nah, fucking found one!!!"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ha ha love it

Washing machies dont take my socks but then again you have to use a washing machine. Thanks Mum

Harley

I hate wearing shoes i alwas wear thongs and then in winter i return to ugg boots shoes from the gods

Its not just me then!!! I went out with two socks & shoes- came home & one sock was gone NO idea how it happened but it did. I too blame leprechauns- theres just something about them- theyre too cute to not be evil

yeah but you lose your clothes all the time so the sock thing makes sense yeah??

Oi!! It didnt make sense coz it was just one sock!! & i was wearing my docs and i cant untie them on my own when im having a big night so theoretically someone must have untied my shoe and stolen a sock & i was too drunk to notice!!

bwaahahaha u abo *no offence intended towards our indigenous brothers.

are you still wearing only one sock Foonj??

Washing Machine ate it...straight up foonji it gone man let it go.
sorry

its only a sock. was it ur speshial sock?

yes i still only have one sock on he misses his other half

aahh now the penny drops

is ur other foot wearing a bandage? no? well then quit ur whinging and get a new sock

heheh just jokes michael

ummmmm i still maintain that sabby took it and thought it was an animal and u will find it in the shed....like where u find the snakes

heeh think about it

haha yeah, she hates socks when they are rolled up. she attacks them. very possible.

ROFL
classic!!

*shakes head*

Does KandiRaver's post say January 18 to anyone else ? Yet it was coming up in the recent list ?
*bang*

im so glad im not the only one who was confused

lol, yes it is ooold

but i have a new theory... shooterer stole my other sock

the thread was bumped

haha why would he steal your sock?

Because he's a badger

The sock fairies have taken it for ransom!!

I really don't know how much they will get for it though....?

I don't think you lost a sock... I think you found one!!

I know if ever Im wearing one sock, the other is probaboly stuffed down my pants.

....if you feel you need to

How else would I impress the ladies?

i am only wearing one sock because the sock goblin from my washing machine has stole the other damm you sock goblin ha ha ha

um, i can glady say i have both socks.

i stole the sock cut eye holes in it and robbed some banks and stuff........oopsies