The Truth About Raving

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Raver


this site is gold

er... right takes the piss out of us but meh.. who's missing out? the front page article paying out obsessed christians is funnier

funny as

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! wtf's that guys problem LOL

"emo" is code for "goddamn shitty pop punk music played by and for depressed suburban teens". It's all that Dashboard Confessional, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, Taking Back Sunday, and Fall Out Boy your retarded girlfriend listens to.



Edit:

It is also rumored that "emo" is the only music solely created by fetuses aborted due to advanced retardation.
this shit is gold!!!!

ahahahahahahaha, nice one

thats a slightly different plur acronym

thats what the rest of the world thinks of us ravers

I resent that.

G.

Funny stuff... made me laugh

love it!v

Which I'm kinda glad about in one way - otherwise we'd be over-run with "normal" people

it seems its already happening these days

.. by far one of the funniest things I've read. Especially the part(s) about Junglists!

definately!

>< over run already, i just laugh cause no one can defeat me,



Awww but your beautiful, hey you want me to teach flying?

If it will take away my boredom then yeah sure why not, lol.

G.

thats classic, seriously funny

this is fantastic! i haven't laughed so hard in..... god knows how long! i'm printing this off for my friends!!

"Typically, half the members of a local raver forum have slept with one another, which usually leads to massive amounts of drama. At least one poster will talk about how much better the scene used to be, and anyone new is mocked, as they are inevitably dirty candy ravers."

This guy probably dosent go to raves, dosent take drugs, dosent get dressed up and listenes to origional 70's and 80's tracks.. but still takes the time to be one of those wierd usless posters on a rave site and comments on stuff that everyone else says.

Me toooooooo.. Poo heads. The lot of you !



That first paragraph pretty much sums up a lot of the other rave/dance/club orientated forums. There's also a lot of people sleeping with other peoples' boyfriends/girlfriend too because " man I was so trashed and I didn't know what I was doing ", etc ;p

Jungle
Only hoodies and cargo pants are allowed. Bonus points are awarded for use of "urban camouflage." Junglists don't like anybody. African Americans easily relate to Jungle music because they came from Africa before I was born.


HAHAH

Hahaha... This was written some dude who's girlfriend hooked up with Slide... poor guy... doesn't he know DJs have the ultimate power

G.

slide is such a slut. i hooked up with him once aswell.

Only once iove hooked up with him 4 times in the last fortnight

G.

i really thing the R stands for Romp but which eva

funny i like it sooo true maybe not sure it may be false um it depends am i immature???? hmmmmm has anyone seen my teddy bear

i think its meant to be a joke site anyway

hands up who HASN'T hooked up with slide

...I don't see any hands people!!!!


*love ya slide, you know I do...you're the best we've all had (over and over again)*

*puts hand up*

Looks around... OH YOU MEAN THAT slide!!! OH,

*takes hand down*

puts hand up and um yeah 4 times in the last fortnite

i don't belive i've met slide, hook me up

that was a pretty farkin funny site, ravers and the internet, lol

im no moderator but stay on topic people

dear lord.... u all suck

Slide won't put out for me ... that's probably because I was born a man ...
Dammit

we were all born as men- just the smart ones choose to be women

ouch!

slide puts out for me you just gotta word it right a lil bit of sleazy talk and shit

Thats to funny hahahaha !!

NICE ONE NYSSA!! GOLD!!


...but like dalbz said....please stay on topic guys....

COME FLY WITH ME, FLLLYYYY LIKE AN ANGEL



I try NIGGA



Would have also been funny if you had of put your hand up then in embarrassment because you we're the only one lowered your hand to be part of the croud



you made that joke already



check this out the pwnd are for you



PWND!!



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But people moderators and not, THIS IS THE TRUTH ABOUT RAVING EVERY1 SLEEPS WITH EVERY1 THEN EVERY1 HAS HERPIES

i love those thee bands!!

...stupid f*cks think that ppl who listen to them are emo??....ill give them f*cking emo!! *hits them over the back of the head*


good....im not alone!!