anthems forum archive

Forum › Forum unknown (recovered)

What Color Does A Smurf Turn When You Strangle It?

Started by Seven of GAFFiO · 26 Jun 2006 · 19 posts survive (19 recovered from printable/lo-fi copies) · Wayback

Seven of GAFFiOr
Well I know its the question you all ask yourself before you go to sleep at night.

What color does a Smurf turn when you strangle it???
Simple question i need of answering!

Lets us know your thoughts on the matter!

P.S. No smurfs were harmed in the making of this poll. (A few goliwogs got mauled by a wolf tho)

kandiir
purple! thats easy to work out tongue.gif
TCBr
yeah im pretty sure i remember seeing an episode where a smurf goes purple.
Jutsinr
Red like Papa Smurf.

Don't ask me why, I have yet to think up a reason.
Maori_Messiahr
they go red i just watched it
michr
first they go red, then they go purple... i thought I was a smurf once and my brother tried to strangle me to stop me skipping around in a circle going "la la la la la la, la la la la la" (smurf theme song - you all know it) I went red, started to go purple then thought I was being eaten by azriel (my cat Tac at the time actaully).... moral of the story - smurfs may live in mushrooms but they really shouldn't eat them
incognitor
bah ur all wrong... they go white tongue.gif
BOOSTINGr
I think they would turn red. No particular reason for my answer other than a wild guess.
Fulcrumr
other: they go black with slight bits of darker black...

oh and red
incognitor
ok... so they go red :/ ill get back in my box lol
jase31r
they definately go black..............if you wait long enough tongue.gif
firestarterr
My question is how do you catch the little fuckers!!
missvixenr
hahahahhah

your all a bunch of trippers

i miss the smurfs
cashewr
i miss the smurfs too... i have little dvd's of them... they have one episode on each... they rock... biggrin.gif
asianfunkphenomenar
Papa Smurf making his happy potion.

[attachmentid=2475]

I reckon they cant be strangled. The little buggers necks will snap as soon as you lay a hand on them. sad.gif

PaulHamonr

user posted image

this smurf does not like he/she/it is in any distress... i don't think it's purple!
asianfunkphenomenar
This also makes me ponder.....they're not pants that smurfs are wearing....are they? They just seem a little snug.
teeshar
they're white lycra pants smile.gif
asianfunkphenomenar
Smurf anatomy
[attachmentid=2477]

See? No genitals