Cris P Says (11:51 Pm):

wtf is up with hiccups huh?????????????

rofl.

and everyone has a similar or the exact same style too!

i know whats up with that???

And some people can hiccup, burp, fart, and make snot come out all in one action.

I read somewhere that hiccups were a direct side effect of receiving an alien anal probe!

Something about the certain type of metal-alloy used in the outercasing. or they suspect perhaps its from the signals the probe sends out to the receiver.

This post has been edited by Seven of GAFFiO: Nov 4 2006, 12:38 AM

oh shit man.......

does that mean ive been probed or what!!?? i have the hiccups right now and i feeling kinda violated.

im blaming the sake...

cris, phunkii wants to know if cucumber makes you burp??

definitely original.. havnt had a hiccup thread yet...

hrmm hwo do u stop them??

like wats everyones fav way to stop them?>

A shotgun usally helps when i find someone with the hiccups..

blood is a bitch to clean off the wall tho

SCARING THE LIVING S**T OUTTA SOME ONE USUALLY WORKS!

rinking water from the other side of the glass... sounds weird, but it actually works lol!

telling them to hold there breath, and if they dont stop hold their breath for them it stops your problem, tho you might have a new one with the cops

yes it does it has lots of other uses also, slices of cucumber placed on the eye area can reduce puffiness. not that i have done this myself, i saw it on a movie once.

hmm crIs P's healthy happy herbal hints hey?

yep, thats all I got.

try to swallow your water while blocking your ears... it is odd but works!

There is a cure that will ensure you never get them ever again......jup off a roof. problem solvered no more hickups no more burping, farting etc

found this on through google what cant one find on the internet?

Hiccups result from involuntary spasms of the diaphragm. Many people get them after meals, and they can go on for hours if not brought to a halt. These tricks can bring a case of the hiccups to a welcome end. Success varies depending on the individual's response and the severity of the hiccups. Find the technique that works best for you and stick with it.

Instructions
STEP 1: Hold your breath for 30 seconds and then release it.
STEP 2: Breathe into a paper bag five times in a row.
STEP 3: Sip 10 consecutive gulps slowly from a glass of water without stopping to take a breath.
STEP 4: Immerse your face in ice-cold water for 30 seconds.
STEP 5: Swallow a teaspoon of dry white granulated sugar.
STEP 6: If you began hiccuping after taking a medication, seek medical help. Also see a doctor if the hiccups don't stop after 24 hours (3 hours for young children) of if they are extremely painful.

i have a friend who has the hiccups permanently - the poor girl has had them since she was 15 and nothing has worked - even medical assistance has failed her. Imagine having them ALL time!!

anyway... i find blocking your ears and holding your breath helps!

if you hold hur ears closed while drinking a whole cup of water, nonstop without breathing, it goes away... For normal people, This way is garanteed to work 100% of the time... it's a miricle cure for the hiccups!



Poor gal... that'd be something brain related and not just hiccups yeah?

This post has been edited by NokturnL: Nov 6 2006, 09:49 AM

OMG that would SUCK!! i hate hiccups with a passion.

yeah sounds like a brain thing. it controls the body, so that would make sense. just take the brain out...simple.

lol i don't think she has one anyway!! nothing to remove.... she's (karlene) had brain scans, scans of the airways, even a biopsy at one stage.... and they still couldnt find the cause or an effective relief for it... it's funny to watch and she's used to it by now but try having a conversation with her when she's pissed (they get worse when she's drinking because she controls them less)!!!

I hate them too but I always comfort myself with the thought that at least I'm not Karlene!!!

yeah that would be horrible!!! hiccups are the worst... a few weeks ago i had them real bad and nothing would work... a friend told me to breath really fast in and out about 5-10 times then hold it as long as i could and repeat... i was skeptical but it worked!

I find that a great way to avoid crIs as well

The keys to my locker??

Evidently thinking really hard about something helps cure hiccups...
Like, if it's the weekend, try to think about what you had for dinner on monday ......
Obviously it won't work if u've got excellent memory.

arent hiccups from lack of air,......or is that yawning..

i hate yawning lots too makes my eyes water!

hiccups is a sudden rush of air to the lungs and yawns are a lack of oxygen....

either way you're purdy

This post has been edited by mich: Nov 7 2006, 04:13 PM

on topic please mich...

MWAH TO CRIS P DING NIGGA!!!!!!!!

i was explaining hiccups - isn't that the topic???!!

i am the hiccup nazi...

I have them pretty frequently. Fortunately, holding my breath for 30 - 40 seconds makes them go away.

THEN MARRY ME!!


i hate it when i get hiccups and then ppl make me laugh and then they hurt

hiccups, if i remember year 9 science correctly are caused generally by your diaphragm spasming... laso by indigestion tho as well...i find mind over matter works quite well...

the best way to get rid of hiccups is to irregulate your breathing!

alway's works for me ie; hold your breath till you can't hold it any longer.. let it out and take another deep breath until you can't hold and let is out.

ALWAY'S WORKS! (for me anyway)

intersting.... havent tried this... so how would i hold my ears and drink a whole cup of water at the same time? Would i need a third arm? Or suck it from a Pump bottle? Its a two person thing?

Maybe its the tiredness, but this is baffling me!!

you could use a straw, cup on table, straw in cup of water, hold your ears and bend down and suck it up!

what happens if you have no straws then huh?

or no cup, no table, no water....

I don't know, you do like that bird thing that homer finds so amusing and just dip into the glass and take a sip each time.... "Tee hee hee.. he's drinking the water"

This post has been edited by mich: Dec 21 2006, 02:47 PM

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hahaha i ate my lunch too quickly and chased it with a can of solo, now ive got mad hiccups lol

dalbz suprise scared me the other day to get rid of my hiccups, it worked straight away!!

goodluck with that babe

theyre gone now