Question Thread

Alright this is simple... and gets your postcount up
but please dont just get it to a point where just 2-3 of you are doing it, that gets boring.
***leave it a good few posts in between to keep it fresh please!***

Basically you answer the previous persons question then ask one...

narration:

Person 1: Whats your favorite color

Person 2: Green
Person 2: Why are you so random?

Person 3: Because I am and you cant do anything about it
Person 3: Why is the sky blue

etc etc etc?
ready
steady
GO!

What time did you get up this morning?

7.30

what is the meaning of life?

Although your use of the word "meaning" in this context is very ambiguous and could be interpreted in many different ways, I will assume it means what is the purpose of life.

That being the case, I'd say the purpose of life would be to find a healthy, happy and sustainable equilibrium between work and play, in order to endure, experience and enjoy everything that life has (and will have in the future) to offer.

This point of equilibrium will be different, and the forms of work and play obviously will rarely be the same for any two people - but in the end that makes sense; everyone needs different specifics, as long as the general underlying goal is fulfilled .. at least that's my philosophy.

..

Is there another word for synonym?

Equivalent

What is your favourite colour?

Blue
do you think Bevan will post in this thread?

well to answer ur question i refer to an oxford context the thesaurus. ummmmm..... i believe there is not one that the english language has come up with sooooo o stop u wondering its pretty much like same diff. see i am cwever

how is a theory proven in science?????
(thanks timmy) tee hehehe

By mathematical and physiological calculations which have been proven (to our knowledge)...

What is the average rainfall of Sydney?

Whats in your computer room??
Describe the room your Computer is in.

*did i not explain this thread clearly? answer the previous post then ask your question... thanks *

Average rainfal in Sydney is mostly wet!!

my computer is in my room so theres a bed, entertainment unit with a tv and a small coffee table.

What is your fave animal?

Dolphins!!

What ur favourite food?

pasta!!!

whats is your favourite type of chocolate? Eg Cadbury- cherry ripe /nestle ....

Hershey Kisses

What are you wearing right now!

purple pjs that has a cat on the front that says "have to have my way" me0wzzz


whos your favourite DJ and which track is your fave?

Scott Brown - "fly with me"

Who's your daddy?

I'am the daddy *joke*

What is the meaning of life?

'42'

who woulld you most like to meet - dead or alive?

what tine is it?????

8:15am






How about a new rule .. no repeat questions?

Otherwise this thread will become very unoriginal, very fast

Ok...


How do you make a dog meow?

shove a cat down it's throat


is spider man gay?

Most probably...

How quickly can you get a phone connected in a new house? It's had one previously...

nobody answered this.... so i guess i will

he might come out to play, guess it depends on whether theres a 7 in the question...

where are all of my socks?

In your sock drawer

How quickly can you get a phone connected in a new house? It's had one previously...

depends who you are going through to get it connected. Optus did it for us in about a week (or just under)



bevan has them... he needs all seven pairs to stuff places...


is it friday yet?

Same reason mine dosen't work...

How long would it take to fill an olympic sized swimming pool with jelly?

im getting the feeling theres going to be a lot of unanswered question here......

1. NO!!

2. A lONG TIME!!

Yeh haha, this is carnage...

I might take a break for a bit...

Who am I really?

a combination of mass consciousness and matter..



what should i have for lunch?

Ham and salad foccaccia with sun dried tomatoes... mmmmm

Will interest rates rise?

yes!

who gives a shit about their stupid post count anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry my bag! Didn't see that one!!!

who is bevan???

Bevan rhymes with seven roy ?


And why cant i find a pair of shoes i like over here.

Becasue thay arnt made in China

How many colors in a rainbow?

I don't know!


what is the average wing velocity of an unlaiden sparrow??

15 knotts

Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and Jet Li?

Chuck Norris, Bruce and Jet would be far too busy making those stupid noises to fight properly... (insert karate chop noise here)

when an insect gets hurt where does it go for help? People go to doctors, animals to vets.. but what about the insects???

theyre smart enough to heal themselves ie: spiders grow back missing legs

why cant humans do this? we can send people into space and regrow hair but what about limbs?

they do it's a conspircy!!!


Whats the average life span of a human male??

77 or something like that...

can i go home now ??

Yes you may you can have the rest of the week off with full pay

Why is it always the way when i ring up a some one regarding bills im always getting a answering machine? Dont thay employe people?

This post has been edited by Harley: Feb 27 2006, 11:10 AM

Some people are lucky enough to have today off...

when will my car return i miss her and her dirty self..

*HANDS YOU THE KEYS TO YOUR CAR!!

How many roads must man walk downbefore hes a man??

1 the road to a small box

are we there yet?

no not yet!

Why did we evolve??

Not to sure why dont u ask captain planet...

Why must someone tell you somethng that is breaking your heart , but you cant do anything about it!

Because some people need to be told or thay might think it is gossip.

Will it be good weather on Sat so i can take my Harley on the Gypsy Jokers poker Run?

such is life unfortunatly!!!


why can't i fly? that would be cool!


sorry outa sink now it should ba ok but packa mac just in case!!

Now can i learn to fly?

unaided!!!

Yeah you can. Just remember what goes up always comes down

Who wants chicken tonight?

I was going to ask mum for sweet and sour...


where is my boss and my car i know i asked this earlier but im sooo hungry

what kind of question is that?

hows this for one?

Why cant people follow the guidelines of this thread?
(dont post so many times over and over. otherwise it will just be the counting thread with questions!!)

because u designed a post whoring thread to activly increase all their posts so the more they post and stuff up the more u chastise them so they get to do it all again and again and again and again...


why is it my dayly posting has dropped by so much ?

cos you're a slacker from Generation X

how can I successfully get out of housework without paying someone else to do it?

swap sexual favours

why is grass green

Grass is green because it is envious of trees which are much taller and don't get stepped on like grass does. Trees don't get mowed every week in the summertime and sprayed with Weed killer



why do people ask silly questions

such is life!!!


Can i have a beer??

beer is not the question.... " can u get me one while your up" is the question!!!


i have 4 beers in my fridge.. what do u want?

yes please


What you got???

ill show u mine if u show me urs

who/what is the purple mumma??

Only the holder of Bevans secret know the answer to this

When will I be famous?

only bros can know that one!


What is out there?? space!!

Space dust, Stars, and a whole lot of nothingness with the occasional planet, and some are "lucky" enough to have life!

If God was omnipotent (all powerful, means he can do everything) could he make a boulder so big he could not lift it? or could he make a pie so big he couldn't eat it all?

yes

are peacock feathers bad luck or good luck.. i forget

good luck...i think...i hope they are my mum has some around that house.

Whats ur fave day of the week?

Thursday- venus & almost the weekend.
Why are frogs green?

they arnt when u stick them in a blender.


why are blenders the weapon of choice for small animals

because they are! Moo hahahaha


is there life on mars? And if there is are men really from there and women from venus???

men are men and women are there for men

what was the question again sorry

i dont know.

whats is pye (as in maths)

3. 14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899
86280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502
84102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165
27120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817
4881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609


why does humanity insist on focusing money into weapons that will only lead to the destruction of itself?

because bombs are power!

What came first the chicken or the egg!!!B)

The Chicken.

If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof , will the egg roll to the left side or to the right side?

it'll go which ever is way is the path of least resistance!!

Why do radio stations have to expliet swear words? I know it's so young kids dont hear bad words but you hear worst every day out and about on your travels!

NOPE, ROOSTERS DON'T LAY EGGS!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA


It's something people cannot be sheltered from... so it needs to be done.

If a plane crashes on the Victorian and South Australian Border, where would the survivors be buried?

they dont bury survivers!


If a limb falls from a tree and no ones around does it still make a sound??

Yesm just no one hears it.

How many 2 cent stamps are in a dozen?

12

If you have a lion in one hand and two giraffe's in the other what have you got?

A lion in one hand and 2 girraffe's in the other.

Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What number do you get?

70


who scored for Liverpool FC at the weekend?

NFI!!

How far can a bear walk into the woods?

as far as he likes!!! lol! (answer was harry kewell)

do bears sh%t in the woods??

(the answer is half way, cos then he's walking out of the woods again!)

Yes they shit in the woods!!

Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger or their baby?

im gonna go for the babie for some unknown reason!

LoL

Is there going to be a question that is sensable or sane in any way shape or form?

Yes because the baby is a little Bigger!

There might be one coming!

Why, don't you like my funky questions?

(this will be my last one, because we've dissobeyed the rules and it's been the two of us posting the whole time... )

No No they have kept me entertained!!! lol

And like you said we are disobeying the rules! lol

Oh well last question for me then

Why are we here?

because this place is the single most bestest place on the internet to meet people. to communicate
and to chat with others!

whats one 5 letter word that drives old ladies crazy?

Money

A cowboy rode into town on Friday. Stayed 2 days and left on Friday. How did he do that?

He rode in on a horse named Friday!!! I dont know?!

Who is your favourite sesame street character and WHY?

Fav sesame street character is Elmo. Check out the link

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=20092

And yes the horse was named Friday

How many beers can you drink in one session?

that depends on who im with and what else i have ingested. sometimes i get in trouble if i drink too much beer

why dont we have three day weekends?

Its cause the government wana bleed more tax dollars outa us so thay can have a luxry life style. Some people are lucky to get 2 day weekends.


Whats us fav alcohol beverage?

Tequila!!! messy but guaranteed an adventure

Can i sue my boss if he makes me work through an illness and it gets worse??

yes i would!!


how many stars is there in the universe?

112,445,116,999,555,555,2223,222
Give or take a few 100,000,000

What is your favourite dish to eat with red wine?

referring back to 2 day weekends... please explain this phenonomin??? i havnt had this as a reguler experience in over 4 years!!!

red wine.. would be a nice pasta.. maybe a bolognaise.. or a bbq!


what is ur favourite ralph wiggum quote

my cats breath smells like cat food

why do you always have so much work to do when your sick?

because its nto actually more work. but the fact your not capable of your usual productivness, that ralph quotes my favourite aswell


does the fact im asking if.. \"the fact i have no question\" is in fact a question so therefore i do have a question.. but its a question about me not having a question...

*bashes head on desk* maybe im too full of snot to care- but i think thats a question

how did a chicken beomce a chicken??

its called evolution . refer to darwin. that smart guy who discovered it.

so why did a fish turn into a lizard and then into a chicken? huh?

I wasnt... i was outside in the sun all day working on my car... BUT its coming along nicely

How was your day?

fine thanks....wish it would cool down though....

Where is my "young man with palm leaves to fan me" when I need him?

I'll send him over now

Why can't I get rid of this stoopid headache?

Oh my god I would so love for it to back in the forrest!!!

have been saying for the past 4 years that it needs to go back into the forrest.

But can't see that ever happening, now that it is so big insurance cost's would be a killer!

I know Hex and crew started to put on smaller 'underground' rave's last year. What happened to them? As far as I knew thay where heading for a 'forrest' type rave at some stage?


hey kandii, you may have a bug that is going around. I know a few people who have been complaining of a headache that just won't go away!

Generation? It never happened...

From my understanding, Hex is not putting his efforts into promoting for now, he's concentrating on other things


Question:

Are any of you anthemites mechanics? I need someone to have a look over my car and tell me what is wrong with it. Would rather buy an anthemite a carton of beer for his/her trouble rather than pay a complete stranger a ridiculous amount of money to tell me that I need to spend even more money....

kandii, i can have a look at ur car and tell u what u need if u want

SICK!!! Thank You Joker4!!!! You rock

Question: What kind of beer do you drink?

lol dont drink beer, just a bottle of something will do,

my email is [email removed], so we can work out a time,

i can also have a look at it 2morrow some time

where are all the questions dissapearing to?

to people who don't know the rules.

Why is human nature, evil, and greedy? (most ppl, not all)

Human nature is evil and greedy because of envy and ignorance and anyone showing these traits should be made to watch how sinful envy and greed eat it, in the movie "7".

Ignorance too should be made to watch how "sloth" eats it.

What the hell is an emo?

I don't know


Does anyone know the answer to the_naked_chef's question??

refer to the thread http://anthems.com.au/forum/index.php?show...921&hl=whats+an

that will sort ya!

why isn't there more time for sleep?

because you keep waking me up!!

why does she keep waking me up??

Because she prefers you awake then asleep even tho you do speak in your sleep and she does talk to you then. But your more fun awake!

What do your prefer Jacks or Bundy?

if this is a life or death question then i choose jacks, under any other condition neither.


why can't we find a cure for the common cold GOD DAMN IT?!?!?!

>cough< >cough<
my head is about to explode!

because the stupid common cold virus keeps mutating to survive.... so it's not just the common cold anymore it's something way different to the strain they were originally seeking a cure for

why is it only tuesday???

becuase it has not yet come to wednesday

why is it so damn cold today?

Because the weather choose to cooler then yesterday

Any one willing to buy me a keg to drink?

This post has been edited by Harley: Mar 7 2006, 12:34 PM

your not, i'm not? jess is lol all seriousness your on the money with alot of people lol people suck i love you keesha



CAUSE YOU BLOODY LIVE IN BARKER
i love you keesha

But im not IN barker right now am I?? NOOOO and its still cold!!

maybe you shouldn't have broken your coller bone

What does that have to do with being cold?

The cold bone's connected to the Clavicle?

the clavicle's connected to my, wrist watch

LMAO!!

i have a peanut i have a peanut i have a peanus ><

hahaha sings "i found a peanut, found a peanut, found a peanut just now..."

I'm sorry, that's you unbilicle cord, it gets removed when you leave your mother...


how come Maori_Messiah insists on not following what a thread was designed for and instead gets in peoples way????

because he's from newzealnd

what is a better colour combination.. black, yellow, orange OR black, orange, red ???

becasue, well there is no good reason why he can't... no matter wat he can't follow the topic.

why do i have to shave?

you don't foonji.. look at toby big and hairy is so in this week.

is drinking a 1.25 litre bottle of iced tea and a 1 litre bottle of red cordial in one day a bit excessive in terms of fluid intake?

i hope not coz i have already drunk 3 litres of water today becuase of my cursed drink bottle!!

who cursed my drink bottle?

love you mwah



black orange and red, yellow too bright unless you did black yellow and red, which i think looks good also orange isn't a very strong colour so i'd prefur to mix with black and white



i like hannah's better but meh


Why does foonji hate me :'(

because you keep stealing his clothes

whats up with that?

nothing, I asked that and he said he's fine.

why are people so unkind?

CRIS P'S A GOD!!!!!!!!! AHAAHAHAHHAA

people arn't unkind,

why does mich provoke uncontrolled ear damage towards herself so often

i cursed your drink bottle

what the f*ck are u on about MM??... forget it, your response wont make any sense what so ever. PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER... enough drivel!

Cris P are u a god?

yes i am a god!!

god of the dog...

why am i a god?

Cause you're with me and I'm the goddess and i couldnt exactly go 'hi - i'm the goddess... and there's 'that guy'....

Who wants to worship me???

not me

and thats not a good enough answer

anyone? ........Bueller?

i'll worship ya, i've got an opening in my schedule this arvo.

is that good for you?

yep sounds great

how was GT?

fuggin awesome, he's got a damn fine collection of dance styled musics and he know's how to use them


when will i get over this most evil of colds???

As soon as i do 5th doc trip since anthems appening in about 45 mins

How can i stop my teeth from throbbing?

clentch your jaw.

Why is are your teeth throbbing?

sinus's are blocked- cant clentch them- it sends stabbing pains through them
off to the doc now- maybe shell fix it if not im getting icecream

why do monkeys love sticking their fingers up their bums?

smell good
I will worship cris p who else will?

I wont, I'm gonna point and call you a Heathan!!!

What is a heathan? (or however u spell it)

someone who worships the devil?

no idea... all i know is, im definately not that..

u'll find it hard to get me to worship anything.....well anything in a religious way.

heres my thoughts on religion BURN THEM ALL! *turns on hardcore*

no question to answer.

Why can't ppl ask questions on the question thred like they're supposed to?

because they dont understand how to do 2 things in 1 post

they get stuck on the first thing.. run out of brain power, then we are left in this prediciment. also people just click onto a thread and chat away, not even really looking at what the thread is about!!

where do i get cheap printer cartridges (however its spelt)?

ok answer me this....were is masters of hardcore held?.....is it holland?

Once again, no answer to the previous question!! PPL READ THE RULES!!!!

Answer to previous question, your best bet is online, OR i suggest buy computer market magazine, they have a lot of really good shops in there with wholesale prices, but most of it is mail order, so if your lookin for somethin local, sorry, can't help..

Answer to Ravingham's question, Isn't Masters of hardcore like a band/livePAthing... MOC, correct me if i'm wrong...


Why is hardcore so good?

cause you dont have to think about it.......

why isnt there a techno club in Adelaide?


*edit*

aaah!! noboday can answer that one hey??

me either. we need one. techno rocks

I think the answer is that there should be but noone been brave enough to start one

How do you think the first glow stick was invented? and why werent ppl scared of the fact some freaky liquid was glowing?

^^^ Already answered

Why do some people make assumptions or generalise others instead of taking the initiative to attempt to get to know them?

because they are shallow and insecure...

how was the glow sick question answered?

Cant remeber the glow stick question so i can not answer.

How many apples does it take to make one large " WARM APPLE PIE"??

i guess that depends on the size of your pie tin. a little tin would hold a few apples. a big tin would hold a lot.......

what were you thinking of doing with that pie huh? american pie style perhaps?

Pies are good for eating, so are burgers for that matter!

In regards to the glow stick question. My apologies Lady K your 2 quick for me

Glowstix where first invented when someone dropped their keys in there car out the front of a rave and pulled out a glow stick and started waving it around looking for there lost keys. Some "special" people saw and since this day people have been using glow sticks to find all sorts of things in there cars.

Can someone ask a question for me?

Huhahahahah NO! well now you have put in that in my head

Have you done it "american pie style? cris?

42 - it is the answer to everything

to help answer to the glow stick thing check these links. as a guess i'll say it was the synthetic reproduction of the stuff that makes a glow worms arse illuminate - without the need for matches
Wiki Glow-Sticks
glow-sticks dot org


why?

BAH! 3 posts too slow with my reply! meh.


do you actually want to know if cris has "been intimate" with a pie?!?!

I certainly do not!!!

And i think the answer tho the how many apples does it take to make a warm apple pie question is one, otherwise it would be warm apples pie.

Why do i have to look at all things so literaly?

because it is the first why of looking at everything in the literal sence.. then you twist it

why is it that everything always happens at once??

ive had my fair share of pies in my time, but i kept hitting the foil tray at the bottom dammit!!



yes!!


and to answer life_aura....so you can get all the crap over with and relax after

who wants pie!!??

i want pie!!

who wants to cook me one?

I'll make you a KNUCKLE SANDWICH.

don't want one

How come Jutsin didn't write a QUESTION!!!!

because he wasnt following the rules grr.....

rules what rules?

how come your question ended with an exclamation point?

she wanted to make a point while asking a quesion and got a bit too carried away...

Why do you put the lime in the coconut and shake it all around?

something to do with the Hokey-Pokey...


can someone buy me an airplane ticket for my birthday to deutschland so i can go to sensation white??
it looks farkin' awesome!

no
did any1 else find ravingham funny hehe?

Nope

And sorry philbert, i'll dance extra hard there for ya if u don't make it!!

Why can't i time warp to when i'm in germany and enjoyin sensation white?

time warp to where?

where is he time warping to?

Back to future 2

Do you like pies, pastys etc with out sauce?

yes i love peppa chicken pies by themselves
Who like HAAAAAAARRDCORRRRRRRE?!?!?!?!?!?!???!??!?

I love HAAAAAAARRDCORRRRRRRE!!!!!!!!!

Do you love HAAAAAAARRDCORRRRRRRE?!?!?!?!?!?!???!??!?

I love hard core!!!

But do you like having it large???

.... my it is large... and yeah, i like it, no complaints so far


why is 666 the devils number????????????????

maybe becasue it sounds like sex? if you have sex, sex, sex on the brain you must be the devil....

why is it that when youre doing something personal on the pc at work that people decide to come in and look at your screen? is it that forkin intersting, whats on my screen? or are they just really bored with their lives?

their really bored with their lives, I get it too *sigh*

How much does it cost to get that electric mule?

You can have it for the souls of 3 small children

How is it i can be to lazy to cook two minute noodles? whats up with that?

easy try saving time by using the microwave i did ><
Why is it that hiphop works so well mixed with hardcore, yet d'n'b which is clearly alot more similar sucks with hiphop?

Cos some hiphop is GREAT, and some Hardcore is GREAT, but the only DnB thats great is Pendulum... So there aint a lot of room to play with...

Why do they class Rythm and Blues as hip hop, when clearly it's not?

because R'n'B isn't rythm or blues, R'n'B stands for Rappin' Bullshit!!

why do so many people mistake Hip-Hop for gansta rap or generic garbage they hear on TV?!??!?!??!?!??!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maybe because many acts in the 80's & early 90's tried fusing these styles together, with limited and yet timely success....or these acts crossed their
respective styles to suit.

Is it true that the entertainment arm that was once HEAVEN is performing at
St Pauls?

Yes, Timewarp is at st pauls, but it's just not the same... :'(

Why did the bikies have to be shut down and have heaven close down on us?

because of reasons that can't be posted on these forums for fear of ones own safety.



what does the real naked chef do that he is so knowledgable in so many diverse areas of both life and general shite?

Hey a lil R'n'B is ok everynow and then. Its just rappers and sh@t i cant stand..like Eminem. Apparently heaven is opening up in two months. Its word of mouth been going around lately. Timewarp at st pauls is just rnb all night thats just a bit too extreme!!!

It wasn't that bikies were shut down as such but they were one of a number of catalysts for disaster. This is public knowledge.

Poor management practices in not paying copyright royalties ( $150,000), failure in not paying council rates ( $96,000 ) and numerous infringements against
the Liquor act and several well documented public safety issues.


What the hell was CLUBLAND all about?






the real naked chef is Minister of Information and General Shite in the greater adelaide area.

WHERE THE HELL IS CHEMISTRY GODDAM IT!?

Gone for ever lol

RnB is rythem and blues blues artists like aretha franklin not bloody usher and shit, usher is a for of dodgey hiphop? gangster rap i have no time for pisses me of i wanna beat eminem with a tuna and dre. loves the Maori cock i asked him >< as for real hiphop REAL hiphop artists like grand master flash, run dmc, KRS-1NE big names yeh i love hiphop
do you love hiphop?

NokturnL....have I told you today that I love you....Pendulum is the only decent D&B imo too



you know I love hip hop....super smooth beats mixed with intelligent rap can never be bad.... Nas, Eric B & Rakim, Company Flow, Jurassic 5, Cash Money (DJ), Kool Keith, Boogie Down Productions etc etc....

I don't feel like going to work today....where are my millionaire parents with my mega inheritance hiding?

Under a stone far far away hun!!! lol

why is it that women are so difficult to understand??

coz we are the more intelligent faction of the human species

how good is Proteus gonna be tonight

Proteus is going to be f*cking excellent.. that's how good

why isn't there any water in our office???

Because your work wants you to suffer before the long weekend!

Why don't I ever feel like drinking anymore? It worries me

but i don't get a long weekend!!!!

you don't feel like drinking anymore because you're not spending enough time with me missy!

why isn't courtz spending enough time with me and therefore drinking more???

It doesnt worry me as that means there more for me!!!

Roughly how many grapes in a standard bottle of wine?

This post has been edited by Harley: Mar 10 2006, 09:20 AM

although the amount varies significantly depending on the grape variety and the nature of the wine, a typical bottle contains roughly 600 to 800 grapes per bottle, which may be about eight bunches of grapes per bottle or about five bottles from a healthy grapevine. (Dessert wines, using shriveled grapes for their concentrated juice, will have even more)

Why does the university site have to be so annoying?!

Because it is written in all university constitutions :

"that all university sites be of an, annoying nature" under paragraph 420 sub-section 65
of the annoying sites act.

Can anyone shed light on any rumour, innuendo, hearsay, and /or any other body of evidence
that suggests a re-opening of HEAVEN?

Enough to fill the bottle!!!

why do women go to the toilets in twos???

So you have someone to chat too if theres a line- also for gossiping about the ppl your with

Why am i suddenly obsessed with squid??

because squid is of the octopus family and this literally means 8 genitalia of the female kind.


Why am I suddenly obsessed with octopus?

EIGHT!!!! thats cool. Coz they have crazy genitalia

Why does my boss insist on making me do everyone elses jobs too??? its caled hiring competent staff- try it some time

cos you're boss is a certifiable top grade A HOLE!! i know your pain <offers hug>.


btw, one of my mates has the nickname squid, would you like me to introduce you to him???? :nudge: :nudge:

*Hugs you tight*
*looks at engagement ring* hmmmm, squid you say?? here squidy squidy squidy

Does anyone knoiw where you can get uv gel for your hair?

Kylie has some UV spray... used it once at Venus when I did my hair blue with fudge... looked good apparently .

and the question is.....?

Why is Rob always one for breaking the rules??

You didn't let me finish Sarah you rudely interrupted me hehe. Would you like me to ask her where she got it from?

I would love you too might stop scott from trying to put glow stick through his hair- thatll make his hair fall out & i cant be seen with some batchy haired scary guy

Whats you favourite animal?

My two dogs

how many seconds in 42 mins??
as thats how long i have left of my day!

Mine is probably a lion, mean and good looking (just like me ) haha. But I'd love to be a bird, just fly anywhere.

Why is it so much effort to go to the doctors, which is a 2 min walk away, and yet I still have a major urge to drive there?

2520 seconds left Harley- well les then that now
Your sick, so your lazy- i understand that.

Why cant my teeth just stop hurting? i dont wanna see the damn evil dentist

no

and, STUFF THE DENTIST if you do go make sure he hooks ya up to gas mask hehe

why am i so god damn good?

your not, it's a misconception. Your Great!!

Why am i such a smartass!?!

Coz your hankering for a spankering

Where the bloody hell are the bride & groom? i wanna go home already

probably starting their honeymoon early


to be or not to be??

that is the question!


Whada ya call 1000 lawyers skewered on burning, white hot poles?

heaven, simple and plain



is this a question?

dunno, is it?

I would've said a good start, but

yes it is.




is it yes?

No it's not. But it is at the same time, it's a statement question!

Why can't ppl express love (non sexual/physical) to others without other people coming to conclusions?

because the world we live in encourages people to go on face value and not on what a person is really like, hence the massive number of relationships that never work out - "S/he looks so hot, i'm in love.....", too bad if s/he's a stoopid, arrogant, self centered, hollow, vain and lacks the intellect to hold a conversation.....


why am i so cinicle???

experience?

Direct personal accumulated knowledge......

Why can't the industry of law apply ethical business practices towards
conflicts of interest?

www.google.com

how can McGyver make contraptions out of 2 burnt matchsticks, a playing card and his trusty swiss army knife?

Make his little fella sterile cutting the card into little strips lighting them up old skool style rubbing one matchstick on the other, and singeing the tip of his lil fella shut and sealed...

Is that not ridiculous?

Nope its far from it.........

Whats the weather going to be on Saturday?

TREND for Sunday, Monday and Tuesday :
Fine and mostly sunny. Maximum temperatures in the mid to high 20s.


why?

Because Saturday is the 18th of March...


Is it me or does everyone luv psytrance ?

NOT A HOPE IN HELL
HARDCORE TILL YOU DIE?

definatly!!!



Are you???

no, I'm softcore to the bone.....

when will my sickie head stop hurting?

Oh no, not you too?!

give it 4 days, dose up and stay warm, even if your sweating, stay rugged up.


why am i such a post whore?

I don't know!

Because you love it???

whore in real life, whore on the forums....seems a natural progression to me

why don't houses have a flush mechanism to clean them? That would be way cool

that would be so cool!

why do i have to go back to work tomorrow??

something to do with water cinservation, damn hippies!!!!


why don't people take me seriously?? is it the blue hair, big red nose and giant shoes???



CONSPIRACY!!!


why don't people take me seriously?? is it the blue hair, big red nose and giant shoes???

Its all the above

One of my favourites seafood is Char grilled Octopus.
Whats yours?

Prawns Wraped in proscuto!

is iodine a solid at room temperature (sorry, doing a chem asignment)

Elemental iodine is a solid material at room temperature which melts at 113.5

where is my brain?

in your sock drawer

what is the weather meant to be tomorrow?

24 degrees (clearing shower)


Who will win this weekends State Election?

me......

whats up with that?

It has to do with the moon and the sun and the stars. When thay are all in line at 43.1 degree angle then we all will understand.

Whats a good dvd to hire?

40 Year Old Virgin


when are fox going to make a full length cartoon McBain or Itchy & Scratchy movie?!?!

Soon my pet

Why do ppl think its their mission in life to upset me? why cant they just be nice?

It aint my mission to upset any one. Just beleive in Karma Lady K

Who likes banana splits?

WOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH!!!

infact, i'm going to make one now, there's one banana left :D:D

LadyK, it's true, the best revenge is living well. forget all of those loosers who are getting you down, they're just trying to make themselves feel big cos they're a bunch of lame FUCK HEADS!!! - sorry for the profanity but it has to be said!

stay focused on what YOU want to do and what YOU'RE good at and things will start to get better. we plant seeds of karma so that they will grow and blossom in the future, the more seeds we plant the more diverse and glorious our garden becomes. chin up kid, we're behind you 100%



when is there going to be a law that prohibits FUCK HEADS from breeding????

when the world spins backworks and we start speaking in english...

are you going to answer the next question??

damn you for asking such a question but as long as i don't aswer yes, no or maybe i'll be ok. i just have to figure out a way to not answer your question but i'm doomed from the start, damn me for being a post whore!!!!



are you happy now???

Yes coz....I might get a job at the Department of Immigration & Multi-Cultural Affairs

and no.....because if I do get the gig, I may miss out on owning my own pub.....

Who's for popcorn?

Only if its butter popcorn!

why do my bills have to all come in at once?

Conspiracy!!
*looks at her own bills*
All I have to say to your responces to my question- i must have been a HORRIBLE child !! but now jerkypoo you can suffer in your jocks coz i have a fantastic fiance and your all alone and bound to stay that way BAHAHAHAHA- ok mean timeover

Is there anything you can do to stop fizzy drink going flat?

allegedly if you put a silver spoon in the top of a sparkling wine or champagne bottle it makes the bubbles last longer so this theory should be the same for soft drink... give it a try hun, who knows.

why does today feel like a wednesday?

If i didnt know venus was tonight- id think were were still at wednesday probably coz of the public holiday????

Who wants to come do my job so i can go home and sleep?

Lol, not me thanks, I start work at 5pm, I'd rather not work all day!

What's the best Paul Van Dyke song? (to try to convince my non-dance music listening friends to buy a ticket...

G.

hmmm very hard decision, i say give them the whole album!!! they will be hooked


how many people will be through the doors tonight @ venus tonight??

A lot, including me

Who likes Stuff, i like stuff, stuff is good. Who else likes stuff. If so what sort of stuff?

yeah, stuff's cool, i like stuff.


do you like stuff???

yeah i like stuff, but things are better....

i think we had this convo in the couting thread also......

but what about bits of stuff, and bits of things?

stuff and things..... People, this man here is a frickin revolutionary!!!!




pure genius! how did i not see it?!?!

you werent looking

Is it possible to use Excel to integrate? As that would save me sooo much time right now...

if i knew what you wanted to use excel to integrate with i might be able to help you. but i dont know much about excel so i probably cant help you either way. maybe i should just keep my answers to myself, because i seem to be going nowhere with this one.


integrate what?

So freakin' true - why don't they -??? Yep SMP that would indeedy be way cool ....

Yes it is a good idea...

why didnt =MS= answer crIs P's question then ask a new one?

=MS= wonders why you can't integrate 'house cleaning with a flush' - there you go

why are there no question marks???

This post has been edited by philbert: Mar 17 2006, 02:33 AM

Because people are forgetting they have to ask a question after they answer the above' persons question....


What is the population of adelaide??

1.08 million according to my mate Google

why aren't any of my clothes appropriate to wear to work when they declare it a casual day? decisions, decisions......someone help me

because when u look as hot as u do u cant dress casual SMP


why is it i feel so buggered even tho i went to bed early.

have I told you today I love you

you are tired coz the thought of another day at slave camp tires you out (I know, I'm suffering too)

will it be hot on Sunday? Hot enough to swim in a pool????

no ...

but will there be enough room in a spa?

This post has been edited by tini: Mar 17 2006, 07:19 AM

if you though a snickers bar in to it there will...



what time are people rocking up on sunday?

(pollywaffles work better phil)

Midday onwards!!!!

why does paint take so long to dry?

Because the chemicals inside them need to react (dry out ) with air, and the air takes time to penetrate deep enough to have it set... (can be touch dry after an hour or so, but the paint won't be fully set till a few days later or a week or so)

What is it about beer that makes it so much better than all other alcohol?!?

(Oh and nitrus, it is possible to integrate with excel, only u need a macros package with it, look it up on the web for a math addon)

Are we in topsy turvy world today? Beer isn't better!!! I'm a bourbon drinker if anything. But I suppose beer is 'better' because it's cheaper!

Is anyone else going to the Fresh FM thing @ Tonic tonight?

G.

Nope not me and how can you say that bourbon is better? Beer rocks!

Any one going to the skin and steel expo tommorow??

Nope not me and How can you love beer so much and not tell me! I love beer!!!!

Anyone going out for St Patties Day tonight?!?


(BIG street party at Breaknock, on king william!!! LOTS OF BEER!!!!)

Too buggered from last night to do anything but get disgustingly drunk in my pjs at home

If you could keep any animals in the world as a pet what would you have?

A Hippopotimus! And i'd have it to keep guard of my house! (the most dangerous animal in the world, kills the most people!!)

is drinking green beer bad? why does it go down green and come up red? :S

no drinking green beeer is not bad. as is drinking red beer, but i do belive it all comes up the same colour and exits the same colour

why did i choose to drink brazilian beer instead of irsh beer yesterday?

Doesnt matter Del as long as you downing beer in excesive amounts its all good! Brazillian, irish, australian who cares as long as you get it into ya!

I cant wait till my day is over so i can start drinking beer.
What beer should i but and crack open 1st?

definitely a South Australian beer....Coopers Sparkling Ale perhaps...

How many will you have Harley....once you have cracked the first will you be able to stop?

17- im guessing

How many loads of washing do you suppose are on my floor? havent done washing in months

47....

do you have enough clothes pegs or them all

Nope- but i have two weeks off in which to clen my room- might have to go in stages

Why is Chester chasing his ear? I thought dogs were spose to chase their tails?

he thinks its his tail...

boom boom...

Question:
whats brown and sticky?

...really think about this one...

Chocolate...

Why did my sound card break? (well, more particularly set on fire...)?

This post has been edited by Nitrous: Mar 18 2006, 06:50 PM

does the fact that there was a flame near it mean anything?

on a serious note...perhaps it just gave up and died...

i find that quite unbelievable as i pushed my sound card and my system at home very hard. wasnt a fancy one or anything either.

i think external circumstances may be at play here!!!

Where is the Question?

There wasnt one

Who wants to drive to Strath to give me a hug? or crack my back for me? i hurt

I would love to!!! If i had the possibility!!!

I want your hugs sarah!!!

Will you give me a hug tomorrow at daves?!?

my name is not sarah

am I allowed to answer that question?

Yes

Why is the HARDCORE crew home on a saturday night

Because I'm not goin out anymore... Till i come back from GERMANY!!!

Has a miracle just happened? Danna home on a sat night?!?

Yes a miracle, stupid people wanted to go to town but i couldn't be stuffed cause dodgey at earth and dodgey everywhere else so i'm playing video games

Is it dodgey if you have owed sum1 money for 4 months and then you decide to move interstate and not pay them?

yep clearly

why julia steal all hannahs cds and now having to waste time burning more?

dodgey!!!!!

do you love lollies?

oh yeah!

drunk?

I think so!

Danna?

nah
A little bit tired a LITTLE bit wired
should people who are dodgey "give" all their stuff to me and hannah?

only if they are real dodgey!!!

Can i get a hug from someone?

*cuddles roy*

Has anyone got a homemade remedy to fight flu's off quickly??

whiskey and lemon! warmed up!!! Failing that try a bottle of vodka and orange juice!!

Does that help??

Dunno.. haven't tried. Kate always helps me out by using Green Tea.

Ever tried that?

I always do!

What's does the German name Berlina mean?

This post has been edited by Peppa: Mar 19 2006, 09:22 PM

yellow custard.

how will i survive without seeing my frie ds for a few weeks?

it'll be hard but you'll find it rewarding in the end!!

Is this the wat to Amirrillo???

I'm gonna assume you mean way....and in that case NO, its to the left of centre a bit more

Why do I hate Mondays so

Because your normal

Can I have today off please?

If it was up to me yes but i don't think the boss will like it!!

what is brown and sticky???

Caramel

Why am i sooooooooooooooooo tired?

Cos you didn't get enough sleep!

Why does the rain in spain mainly fall on the plain why are the hills so deficient in fainfall?

it's a geography thing!!

so what is the average rainfall in spain??

Whatever the beuro of statistics says it is.

Who sells sea shells by the sea shore?

"she" sells sea shells by the sea shore, who ever she is?

Whats the best way of getting rid of a hang over?

drinking more!!

who determined that the sky is blue??

It is actually orange looking through my special glasses afther about 12 bottles of beer, so who ever sez its blue is wrong and you can correct them from now on.

Who is going to build me a time machine?

I will when my future self comes back in time to tell me how to do it.

Why do you want a time machine?

so i can fast forward the working week and rewind when i had a great weekend! or even like back to the future i can get the results on sports and make money

Who would wana make me a time machine?
My budget. A carton of beer of your choice

I'll make you one. My Gurantee: It probably wont work, but thats ok, cuz I'll share my beer and we can get drunk and foget about the time machine.

Wo thinks thats the best idea they've ever heard and thus want to give me a lot of money for being so brilliant?

i do, but i will have to kill you afterwards and take my money back and steal your idea...and your beer

who wants to help me kill nO_iRiS? there'll be free beer!! it will be stolen beer, but beer is beer......

bevan will help sure he's an expert on that stuff!

So... who wants chocolate ice-cream!?

I want chocolate Ice Cream. And I WANT MY FRIGGIN BEER BACK CHRIS!!! I'll share... please???

What should I make for dinner?

im not going to answer that question because i know you dont have any

next question?

the truth is out there

Why dont you want to answer that question cris?

oh ill be in the beer part for sure but you better hope you can keep up with me

What question is that? I dont have dinner?

Whats that rattle?

its the time machine trying to generate the 1.21 jigawatts thats needed to power it...

if your colour blind how do you know what colour you see??

This post has been edited by scattered: Mar 20 2006, 04:29 PM

I guess you dont know. Unless your sensitivity to shade has taught you to distinguish colours based on the amount of light you see.

How do blind people know when they're done wiping?

they use the sense of touch... its kinda like brail

But do they skruch or fold??

I'm glad Im not blind. :|

I fold... so should they.

Paper or plastic?

way too much info!!

plastic coz it lasts longer... and doesn't come from trees...

old or new?

A bit of both for class and innovation.

Books or Movies?

Neither... dont have time!

speeding kills or the sudden stop?

The sudden stop

fave type of car?.....mines a holden of course VT SS would be nice to have

hmm fave car....

not my most favourite but one i wouldn't mind in my garage, Lotus Exige, i live in the hills, straight line speed aint shit unless you can stop or turn a corner, even better when you can do it at over 1G...


what's your favourite car???

Aston Martin Vanquish!

Whats the fastest you've travelled in a car!

230kms in my V8 XD, Not again ever its way to errie so i will just stick to the limits. That was when i was young and dumb.

Is it going to be a good weekend to go for a ride or is going to rain?

Its gonna be a good week end! well it better or else i will get wet at clipsal!!

how was your dinner last night??

Yummy stir fry... Mmm...

Who's making my dinner tonight?

The chef at the pub down the road from parliment house next to the deli

What are you going to buy?

CHICKEN PARMI!!!!!



Salad or Veg?

Salad goes without saying!

Mayo or Colslaw or Bake Beans?

Baked beans for sure

WHO LOVES NEOPHYTE!!!!!!!!!!!!

me

would you prefer you baked beans chilled?

NO, gotta be damm hot!!

who's going to Neophyte..?

YES!!....slap slap slap....hoe hoe hoe


not me scatterd

....why do the busses out north smell so bad and why are they full of scary ppl? *crys*

Dont no never catch buses or trains. Its to much hassle

Fords are going back to back this weekend at the clipsal arnt thay?

it is possible, since they banned all the real cars back in the early nineties...

why do burnouts produce white smoke, but when you burn tyres they produce black smoke??

cos of the amount of rubber being burned, a tiny bit - burnout - difuses quickly and looks grey/white, when the whole tyre is alight it's more concentrated and thicker.... that's my excuse and i'm sticking by it...


what's up with the 'mullet'???

dont really know, but they are kinda a useless fish??

have you ever seen a reverse mullet??

fish dont usually swim backwards

Who wants to go to bed early>?

ahhhhha ahahahahahhahahahahahahhahah!! heh i was thinkn the same thing after that convo hahhaha


ooo me me pick me lauren pick me


.....who wants to cook me and abbey dinner?

Pick me!! Ill cook your dinner

What do you want?

Chicken Parmi!!!!



Smoking or Non-Smoking?

Smoking if im being naughty- non smoking if im behaving
why does it always get itchy on that one spot on your back you cant reach?

I don't know bout you but there's not a spot on my back i can't reach... I'm a freak!

Why am I a freak?

Because you once had two extra ears grafted on your arm (the operation worked tho)

How many cows does it take to make a leather wallet?

17 cows and a chicken

Why do i have to start work early?

Cos works a b*tch!!

Why have i been asked to return to work ASAP for a meeting with the boss- when im on STRESS LEAVE???

because he wants to see how much stress he can give you...

Who's ready for clipsal...?

Not me cause i'm not going!

Who else would love to murder their land lord?

many people want their land lords dead. KARMA will deal with lords of land.

Why can't I upload an avatar?

Mines my mummy- so not me. Although im sure in a week or two ill want to kill our new one

How can you tell if youve broken you toe without seeing an evil doctor? and how do i stop it from hurting?

if you can't move it babe, it's broken, toes fracture and swell pretty easily though so chances are it's not a break, depending on the toes you wouldn't be able to walk from the break (not that i've ever broken a bone but i've heard!!) so if you can put weight on it and walk your toe isn't broken.

why have i never broken a bone?? God knows I've tried!

I'm sure you've broken many, a male bone(er).


Is the "HOLOGRAM" science fiction still, or is it technological reality...yet?
and why can't I upload an avatar anymore?

hahahahahha!!! LMFAO!! mich is gonna love that. beware the wrath real_naked_chef....



you want to go to bed early with my girlfriend??? hhmmm interesting

i dont know why your avatar isnt uploading. could be the file itself or the file size. probably the file size. try shrinking it.....

re: holograms i reckon ive answered that Q. already....

why is beer SO DAMN GOOD when its hot?

cos its cooler than ur blood

(gees that was a bit to intelelelelectual0

why do i have to go to bed?????

Cos im waiting there

Can someone pass me some panadol so i can treat the hangover i know ill have in the morning?

Sorry no Panadol, but plenty of Plurnadol........for the treat you should have in the morning.

When is the autumnal equinox/winter solstice ?

I think it was last week some time

why are pet fish so easy to kill

because they are bred to be alergic to water so that pet shops (who keep them in some type of extraterritrial soup) can make a penny

who waves to other peoples when out driving and they other peoples have the same car?

You do... as I have seen it first hand...

How come a plasma in a plasma gun doesnt burn through the gun...?

eh i dunno hehe


why is it so warm today?

because of global warming (I really don't know the weather man is toying with us)

does sugar convert into fat? And if yes how?

No... well i just said that because if i wrote yes, then i would have to make up a reason!

If you through hard water at someone, will they get knocked out??

Courtz: Sugar is fat free. Sugar is a carbohdrate and fat is a lipid. HOWEVER-if
you eat a high sugar diet, your body will convert excess calories INTO fat.
Many of the fat free foods you find at the grocery store don't necessarily
allow you to lose weight because they are still very high in sugar and though
you aren't eating fat directly, you will put on pounds by converting excess
sugar to fat anyway. So be careful.

Leon: No but they might knock you out for getting them wet!

why is do i still have a headache after gobbling 6 panadol and 2 neurofen?

because your missing me....

why did we both answer the same question..?

Because great minds think alike


Why did one of my pet fish's eye's pop out of its head for no aparent reason and stay poped out?
Should i push it back in?
is it ok for me to laugh at said boggle eye?

There will be a test on this tomorrow please do your homework

This post has been edited by BOOSTING: Mar 23 2006, 02:10 PM

Stress, no & yes!!! You should laugh at the misfortunes of others but keep in mind itll die soon and youll feel bad- so its you call.

What kind of person would be crazy/lame enough to make a doco on a battery operated fan?? *yawn* stupid step dad and dodgy taste in telly programs

someone that has no life and has alot of time on their hands.

what are you doing on the weekend?

going to NEOPHYTE on friday and Clipsal on sunday?

what are you doing on the week end??

went out last night, going out tonight VENUE'S, and going out tomorrow night. sat and sun i will be in recovery/hermit mode...

what is everyone else doing?

Ive got a Christning on saturday arvo/ night (total bordum) HELLLLLLLLLLPPP and sunday not sure just as yet said i might go shopping and catch up with a mate.


what about you?

>< aahahahahaahhahahahahahah

lol saturday i will be getting reaquainted with my good friend alcohol i can't spell

Will hannah be getting reaquainted with daana on friday

i'll field this 1 YES better damn shit better mwah

will neophyte ROCK HARD FOR NEEZLES?

you know he'll rock your man titties off


isn't it great how plural has a plural meaning?

yes, yes thats great philbert....well done go to the top of the class for today....

what are you thinking of RIGHT NOW....go on.....spill it!!!!

im thinking how much i cant wait for next week, by sunday ill be dead

what about you sharan, spill

my mind is a dark and scary place that even I don't like to visit

Is everyone like that, or is it just me ha ha ha

im the same

....who likes short shorts?? *hums the tune*

JULIA

who will join me jumping on my bed?

hahahahah yeah she does ey....and she has the ass for them too!!

ill join you *bounces around on hannahs bed*

...who is sleepy??
*raises hand*

BITCH!! that girl got everything! except for a few missing brain connections i think

NOT ME

why is it that everyone else in the house must sleep during the only times i am home and want music blasting in my ears?

coz they have normal sleeping patterns and you are just a naughty girl who stays up way past her bedtime

who else out there in anthems land is glad its Friday

me as it's a day closer to a day off!!!


Is there a person on here that doesn't like a day off???

I dont think so... Days off Rock!!!

I also like short shorts ..... MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

so who's excited about the weekend??

This post has been edited by scattered: Mar 24 2006, 08:51 AM