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Started by Oldskoolie · 10 Sep 2005 · 22,216 of 23,117 posts survive (16,062 recovered from printable/lo-fi copies) · Wayback

Oldskoolie10 Sep 2005, 9:53am

Sometimes i cruise the forums and read alot of what people have had to say, but dont really feel like responding because im tired or whatever. The point of this thread is that its just somewhere to come and post something.

Its a heaps shit idea (and i have other shit ones too) but lets see how far it goes.

i'll start.

ONE

Kylie10 Sep 2005, 10:10am

two - im so sketchy!

Kylie10 Sep 2005, 10:11am

and that was my second post.... how fitting...

Oldskoolie10 Sep 2005, 12:01pm

Decepticon10 Sep 2005, 4:58pm

THREE - hours to go until the footy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO CROWS

Seven of GAFFiO10 Sep 2005, 5:35pm

ST205 GT-Four Group-A
mmmmmmm YES PLEASE!!!!

missvixen10 Sep 2005, 5:35pm

five - that how many people wll care if port loses

This post has been edited by missvixen: Sep 10 2005, 05:37 PM

Oldskoolie10 Sep 2005, 11:05pm

THATS THE WAY!!!!

six

DeL11 Sep 2005, 1:15am

RX-7 !!!!!! yayayyayayayyayayay!!!!

spacecadet11 Sep 2005, 10:34am

mmmm I 8 barbecue last night !!!

Oldskoolie11 Sep 2005, 10:45am

i got up at 9 today

letmeteachyou11 Sep 2005, 10:50am

Omg.. its nearly 10 am and I have to be up and dressed soon....

letmeteachyou11 Sep 2005, 10:50am

Today is the 11th and its my birtday

and Chemicals

*smp*11 Sep 2005, 10:53am

happy birthday felllow virgo queen....any plans for this wonderful Sunday!!!

=MS=11 Sep 2005, 11:38am

12 maids a milking

DeL11 Sep 2005, 12:52pm

13 beeers left in the fridge from last nights football game..

fo_sho_man12 Sep 2005, 1:13am

in 14 days time I'll be in my second week of holidays counting down the days for my trip

joker412 Sep 2005, 1:42am

15 hr before the olds r off to china

Maori Messiah12 Sep 2005, 2:19am

I had over 16 drinks given to me @ Munt Fest '05 Ranging from i nice ice cold pale ale, to a sweeeeeeeeeeet shot of galliano and then skanks like dalbz buy vodka and im so wasted i think its scotch and coke even tho its yellow, then i drink it and like feel sick for a second, like then i go dance and hear da XTC song and like GO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!
and another thing
WHAT GUY DRINKS WITH A STRAW..??..??..........
god im scattered

DeL12 Sep 2005, 8:03am

at age of 17 i bought my torana... ahh i miss that car..nothing liek a '69 HB brabham

that lil beast use to go surfing with 4 short baords and a 9'6" malibu on top that was just about as long as the car!

user posted image

crIs P12 Sep 2005, 9:22am

i was next to the runway for 18 minutes before i got busted

mel12 Sep 2005, 10:48am

lol-

and after 19 minutes you were spread eagle on the floor!

taz12 Sep 2005, 11:32am

It sucked when i turned 18...i spent the day in court, but at least the judge said happy birthday.

taz12 Sep 2005, 11:42am

oops...i think i've been stuck in a blonde moment for over 20 years

mich12 Sep 2005, 11:58am

21.. eternally, every year i turn 21 on my birthday... who cares if i look forty??!! ha ha ha ha ha

*smp*12 Sep 2005, 12:03pm

GO FOR 22 THIS YEAR...IT'LL BE MORE BELIEVABLE....THAT MAKES ME 25

pink_n_fluffy12 Sep 2005, 12:41pm

QUOTE(taz @ Sep 12 2005, 11:32 AM)

It sucked when i turned 18...i spent the day in court, but at least the judge said happy birthday.

DODGY!!!!!!!!

foonji12 Sep 2005, 12:47pm

lmfao

your both dodgy!

crIs P12 Sep 2005, 2:07pm

QUOTE(mel @ Sep 12 2005, 09:48 AM)

lol-

and after 19 minutes you were spread eagle on the floor!

and at 2:3(0) that afternoon i was released onto some street and i didnt know where i was ....again

crIs P12 Sep 2005, 2:08pm

top thread Oldskoolie

Kylie12 Sep 2005, 2:14pm

24 beers in a case..........mmmm.......beer!!!!!!!!

*smp*12 Sep 2005, 2:53pm

25 different flowers blooming in the garden at the moment....I love Spring!!!!

taz12 Sep 2005, 3:18pm

QUOTE(pink_n_fluffy @ Sep 12 2005, 12:41 PM)

DODGY!!!!!!!!

WHAT??? I'm just sitting at my desk at work being all sweet and innocent and stuff

pink_n_fluffy12 Sep 2005, 3:31pm

i was refering to your post.. and i bet your doing something dodgy aren't you!!! Im on to you

Foonji i wouldn't open your mouth too big have you seen the photo's of you yesterday!!

Oldskoolie12 Sep 2005, 3:37pm

26 degree wheather would be nice

pink_n_fluffy12 Sep 2005, 3:40pm

27 would be better

Oldskoolie12 Sep 2005, 3:41pm

28, thats how old kovo probly is

mich12 Sep 2005, 3:42pm

28... that's how old i am for real... and 29 in two months... DEMAND A RECOUNT

*smp*12 Sep 2005, 3:50pm

hell yeah, crank it up to 27 and lets get our thongs out....the feet kind ok!!!!

Oldskoolie12 Sep 2005, 3:55pm

shouldnt we be up to 30?

30 - thats how many seconds i last

mich12 Sep 2005, 3:58pm

ha ha ha ha ha 31 that's how many seconds it takes any lady getting it on with oldskoolie to say "is that it?"

*smp*12 Sep 2005, 4:06pm

32....and she's out the door....

Oldskoolie12 Sep 2005, 4:11pm

33 - bring on the next one

mich12 Sep 2005, 4:14pm

34.. what do u mean you're not ready to go again yet???

Oldskoolie12 Sep 2005, 4:19pm

35 - on a scale of one to ten, thats how much im laughing right now

*smp*12 Sep 2005, 4:19pm

35...my next birthday, and no crap sex from the likes of Oldskoolie ok!!!!

Oldskoolie12 Sep 2005, 4:21pm

ew... too old

lol jk

mich12 Sep 2005, 4:23pm

lol... leave the old lady alone!!!

36.. 3 hot chicks... BINGO!!!!

*smp*12 Sep 2005, 4:30pm

37...HOW MANY NEW TRICKS I COULD TEACH OLDSKOOLIE!!!!

Oldskoolie12 Sep 2005, 4:34pm

38 - a 3 and one fat lady ... bingo!

mich12 Sep 2005, 4:39pm

39 simply divine... smp and i know lots of simply divine things oldskoolie could stand to learn... but u can't do it in 30 seconds...

*smp*12 Sep 2005, 4:39pm

40....how many minutes that Oldskoolie has to GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND COOK MINE AND MICH'S DINNER!!!

Oldskoolie12 Sep 2005, 4:41pm

QUOTE(smp971 @ Sep 12 2005, 03:39 PM)

40....how many minutes that Oldskoolie has to GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND COOK MINE AND MICH'S DINNER!!!

41 - off to the viagra shop!

*smp*12 Sep 2005, 4:42pm

42...How many times Mich and Shaz have to say PUT IT AWAY to Oldskoolie

Oldskoolie12 Sep 2005, 4:43pm

43 - i give up - BEATEN!

*smp*12 Sep 2005, 4:47pm

finally he learns

Oldskoolie12 Sep 2005, 4:49pm

2 against 1 - no fair!!!

*smp*12 Sep 2005, 4:53pm

now youre counting backwards.....

44...how many brain cells are left floating around in Oldskoolies head after the abuse from another hot and heavy weekend....so many women, so little time (30 seconds each)

mich12 Sep 2005, 4:54pm

45 the amount of times oldskoolie's dreamed of a tag team session with smp and mich in the last 46 minutes... ha ha ha ha ha

unnatural man.. we're cousins!! PUT IT AWAY

*smp*12 Sep 2005, 4:56pm

nice pick up Mich....I used 44 at the same time, but your post was saved by your use of 45....
probably posted not more than 46 seconds after I did

mich12 Sep 2005, 4:57pm

and then i did the edit to 45 and 46 but that was 47 seconds after your post

hey 48 seconds until i'm out of here!!!!

*smp*12 Sep 2005, 5:01pm

49 minutes till Oldskoolie gets back from the viagra shop....are we ready????

joker412 Sep 2005, 5:31pm

50 seconds later im still lauging bout the 3 way that was happening with Oldskoolie, smp971, and mich

need a hand there Oldskoolie, to pay theses girls back

crIs P12 Sep 2005, 8:22pm

aah i think we missed 29
so......29 is kovos age + 1
and how the fuck did kovo get into this post anyway?
oh and Oldskoolie if want i can get u some herbal shit that will do the same job
costs $51

*smp*12 Sep 2005, 8:40pm

sweet happy high herbs??? love that place....52 magic remedies for 53 types of aches and pains..he he he

fo_sho_man12 Sep 2005, 8:53pm

is this post 54?? nope.. it aint hmmmmmmmm

*smp*12 Sep 2005, 11:19pm

in 55 minutes time I will need to start thinking about bed (damn work!)....but I'll probably stuff around on this pc for another 56 anyway

Oldskoolie12 Sep 2005, 11:29pm

%& - thats the number this one should be but i held the shift key down.

*smp*12 Sep 2005, 11:36pm

wing dings counting!!!! 58 bottles of beer on the wall.....

DeL13 Sep 2005, 8:05am

59 the age of my step father!

mich13 Sep 2005, 9:11am

60 minutes in an hour.... that's how long i've been at work already this morning.

mel13 Sep 2005, 10:30am

61.....yeah... the number of assignments im behind at tafe cos im a slacker!!! (a little over exagerated)

PaulHamon13 Sep 2005, 10:42am

62 days till my birthday.... (actually it's a few less but close enough)

meika13 Sep 2005, 10:44am

63 hours I have to work this week....... Over worked and underpaid

mich13 Sep 2005, 11:15am

63 days to my birthday... which means 64 days until i'm too hungover to come into work.. finally a day off!!!!

toby7413 Sep 2005, 11:27am

i have been putting off this school work for at least 65 days now ... will be 66 soon

letmeteachyou13 Sep 2005, 12:41pm

67... the number of chocolate bars I will need to get through all of my Year 12 marking...

crIs P13 Sep 2005, 1:33pm

1472

crIs P13 Sep 2005, 1:34pm

69!!!! i hate that number half a 69's good though

fo_sho_man13 Sep 2005, 2:58pm

70 - the number of mistakes crIs P has made on this forum so far.. whats with that post with just the number 1472?????????

Kylie13 Sep 2005, 3:12pm

i think that was meant to be a joke! 1401 is
71
less than 1472

i should do some work!

=MS=13 Sep 2005, 4:12pm

72 collective burps that my friends and I are able to achieve after drinking pepsi max....

fo_sho_man13 Sep 2005, 4:26pm

QUOTE(=MS= @ Sep 13 2005, 03:12 PM)

72 collective burps that my friends and I are able to achieve after drinking pepsi max....

and 73 mins of laughter after seeing that..

DeL13 Sep 2005, 11:20pm

74 is 2 more beers than 3 cartons

Oldskoolie13 Sep 2005, 11:33pm

75 litres of snot in my sinus from the flu

DeL13 Sep 2005, 11:51pm

76 i scored a free long neck each carton!

DeL13 Sep 2005, 11:51pm

ok i cant count.... i drank the long necks.. and on the way thru first carton... give a man a break...

Oldskoolie14 Sep 2005, 12:34am

77 - year of my birth

DeL14 Sep 2005, 1:45am

78 yr of my sisters birth

DeL14 Sep 2005, 1:45am

79 yer of my birth!!!!!1

buph14 Sep 2005, 1:59am

80 one year off my birth

DeL14 Sep 2005, 2:08am

hrmmmm 81 2yrs before my brother !!! 1983... i think... ;. so do i fill the gaps till i get to 83?

fo_sho_man14 Sep 2005, 2:22am

will I have to say it 82 times that yes, you should fill up the gap

DeL14 Sep 2005, 2:33am

83 the year of my brothers birth!!!!

Kylie14 Sep 2005, 9:28am

84 - isnt that when you were born Meika???
Man i feel OLD!!!

meika14 Sep 2005, 10:05am

Yeah!!!!!!!

But as a female 85's the year I say.
Never reveal your true age

DeL14 Sep 2005, 11:19am

in 86 i think i started school...

*smp*14 Sep 2005, 11:51am

in 87 I was stuck in a Catholic convent school in Port Lincoln, and hating it...

In 88 I refused to return there for Year 12 so got to go to a real school after that...no more Jebus lessons for me!!!

Go Cleve Area School!!!!

letmeteachyou14 Sep 2005, 12:00pm

89... Year 11 at Lameroo Area School (moved from Vic to the farm in SA - omg, what a shock to the system, going from 1500 kids at my high school to less than 300 from Reception to Year 12)

DeL14 Sep 2005, 12:10pm

in 90 my mum and my teacher use to be good freinds so id end up at my teachers place for dinner... and u know how much crap 11yr old kids can give each other about being teachers pet etc...

letmeteachyou14 Sep 2005, 1:12pm

91... my first year of my Bachelor of Education at uni (time to head to the uni bar

)

*smp*14 Sep 2005, 2:10pm

92...the year I turned 21 and started ravin

mel14 Sep 2005, 2:23pm

93 the year my car was born... or was it 94???

letmeteachyou14 Sep 2005, 2:24pm

95.... my first year of teaching (in Whyalla

)

crIs P14 Sep 2005, 2:25pm

96, 69 backwards

Kylie14 Sep 2005, 3:03pm

which one do u like best? 9 or 6??
hehe

fo_sho_man14 Sep 2005, 3:18pm

97 - just another number..

Maori Messiah14 Sep 2005, 3:24pm

98, 89 backwards... writing numbers have lost all meaning now when we resort to shit like this

Maori Messiah14 Sep 2005, 3:25pm

And you missed 94 lmao, 94 the yr. my car was made

Maori Messiah14 Sep 2005, 3:26pm

mel you suck make me make the 99th contradictory statment in this thread grrrr

Maori Messiah14 Sep 2005, 3:27pm

YAY 100

mich14 Sep 2005, 3:28pm

101.. dalmations!!

fo_sho_man14 Sep 2005, 3:33pm

the 102nd post with no meaning to it. great!!!

DeL14 Sep 2005, 3:55pm

103 just to be a post whore.. i have no reason....

crIs P14 Sep 2005, 4:25pm

did this thread have a meaning anyway?
were just counting arent we?
and what are we counting?

104 kick the whore out the door

crIs P14 Sep 2005, 4:27pm

105 dont give me no jive

crIs P14 Sep 2005, 4:27pm

106 pick up sticks

crIs P14 Sep 2005, 4:28pm

107 my name is not bevan

crIs P14 Sep 2005, 4:28pm

108 this thread is great

*smp*14 Sep 2005, 4:29pm

107....gettin it on with Oldskoolie on viagra feels like Heaven ha ha ha....

(refer to posts 30 - 50 for an explanation of this one ha ha ha)

crIs P14 Sep 2005, 4:37pm

106 lets count backwards, sdrawkcab tnuoc stel 601

DeL14 Sep 2005, 5:46pm

hmm ok ... so we up to ummm.... wat now?

108! skanky strippers on hindely street!

Oldskoolie14 Sep 2005, 5:49pm

you missed 107 - point one, sa-fm lmao

crIs P14 Sep 2005, 10:29pm

no we actually got to 108 and then for some strange reason 107 was posted again

109!! who brought the wine??

Kylie14 Sep 2005, 10:32pm

I did!
hahaha!
and look where that got us!
hahahahahahahahaha
fuck i crack myself up!

Kylie14 Sep 2005, 10:32pm

110.......lets do it again!

Oldskoolie14 Sep 2005, 10:45pm

Kylie14 Sep 2005, 10:46pm

never mind......its a personal joke!

Oldskoolie14 Sep 2005, 10:49pm

111 - its a personal joke

Kylie14 Sep 2005, 10:52pm

112 - just for good measure...........

Oldskoolie14 Sep 2005, 10:57pm

113 - you can get away with doing that on country roads.

Kylie14 Sep 2005, 10:59pm

114 - thats about how much youd have to pay.....plus a bit more......if ya got busted!!!!

DeL14 Sep 2005, 11:20pm

115 is about the fastest u can safely go with out being booked..... well i think so .. then again the rx7 never sits below 130 on the open road.. 110 is just the wrong rev range for 5th gear...tooo slow...

meika15 Sep 2005, 12:15am

116 - Yay I just got home from work!!!!!
Does that count????????

=MS=15 Sep 2005, 7:49am

117 -

a black man has gotta turn on a light at night so he can be seen......

=MS=15 Sep 2005, 8:04am

118 -
brush your teeth so they are shiney like Mr Sheen.....

DeL15 Sep 2005, 8:16am

117 as im the first one up..

crIs P15 Sep 2005, 10:43am

119 - in your dreams

=MS=15 Sep 2005, 2:06pm

120 -

DelusionL needs counting help a plenty ......

mel15 Sep 2005, 2:29pm

121 - time to find a new game!

we are VERY easily entertained!

Maori Messiah15 Sep 2005, 3:20pm

122 you missed 118

Maori Messiah15 Sep 2005, 3:20pm

123

456

Maori Messiah15 Sep 2005, 3:21pm

124
rotors suck

Maori Messiah15 Sep 2005, 3:21pm

125 damn yo gurl a cheap ride

Maori Messiah15 Sep 2005, 3:22pm

126 and she does wikkid trix

Maori Messiah15 Sep 2005, 3:22pm

127 after beening with you she say's anythings heaven

Maori Messiah15 Sep 2005, 3:23pm

128 you got no gurl now so you masterbate

Maori Messiah15 Sep 2005, 3:24pm

129 the last 4 posts have rymed

Maori Messiah15 Sep 2005, 3:24pm

130 your know you dirrrrrrty

meika15 Sep 2005, 3:24pm

129 and you're still lookin fine!!!!!

Maori Messiah15 Sep 2005, 3:24pm

131 im bored

crIs P15 Sep 2005, 3:40pm

QUOTE(Maori_Messiah @ Sep 15 2005, 02:20 PM)

122 you missed 118

no 117 was counted twice

493,624 bottles of beer on the wall

132 i lost my shoe, maybe ill just grab one of the many i see hanging from the etsa wires, wtf is up with that? who does that?

foonji15 Sep 2005, 3:49pm

133 pairs fall from airplanes every year

Kylie15 Sep 2005, 4:56pm

134 - people with a lot of time on their hands! i reckon it would be hard to get those shoes up there! Theres a few pairs up my road!
How funny to be driving past and see them trying to get them over! haha! I wanna see that!

missvixen15 Sep 2005, 5:40pm

135- we need more games

joker415 Sep 2005, 5:50pm

136 - street signs i may have taken in my younger years

joker415 Sep 2005, 5:51pm

137 - crums on the floor i have just picked up, JK i think i need to vacuum

mel15 Sep 2005, 6:29pm

138 - the number of clothing items on joker's floor!

missvixen15 Sep 2005, 6:40pm

139- the number of clothing items on my floor haha.....cbf cleaning, ill do it later

spiltek15 Sep 2005, 6:41pm

140 - missvixen lets get norty

missvixen15 Sep 2005, 6:43pm

141- u wish spiltek

spiltek15 Sep 2005, 6:44pm

142 - ouch!!

missvixen15 Sep 2005, 6:49pm

143- hehe

This post has been edited by missvixen: Sep 15 2005, 06:49 PM

Maori Messiah15 Sep 2005, 6:55pm

144 god damn the number has just become superficial, we're just having dumb short conversations now

joker415 Sep 2005, 6:55pm

145 meters of damn speaker wires that i have to untangle to sort out the back shed

DeL15 Sep 2005, 6:59pm

146 and this is actually the 165th post in this thread

brapdat15 Sep 2005, 8:00pm

147km in a 60 zone, Doh

crIs P15 Sep 2005, 8:08pm

148 - i cant wait....... until 149 wont that be great

crIs P15 Sep 2005, 8:08pm

150 ill be back in a jifty

crIs P15 Sep 2005, 8:09pm

151 mmmm gee this is fun

DeL16 Sep 2005, 7:57am

152 did i beat =MS= today ?

This post has been edited by DelusionL: Sep 16 2005, 07:57 AM

=MS=16 Sep 2005, 12:22pm

153 - u sure did beat me

=MS=16 Sep 2005, 12:24pm

154 - keep on posting we want more

crIs P16 Sep 2005, 12:29pm

155 - ah ah ah ah staying alive, staying alive (one of my favourites) gonna whip it out tonight

Oldskoolie16 Sep 2005, 12:50pm

156 - im gonna wear my flares then.

crIs P16 Sep 2005, 2:38pm

157 - ive said it once ill say it again, my name is not bevan!!!!

Oldskoolie16 Sep 2005, 2:39pm

158 - settle down mate

meika16 Sep 2005, 2:47pm

159 - its time to do the crime!!!!

Maori Messiah16 Sep 2005, 3:05pm

160 one of the many words us kiwi's get laughed at for saying

crIs P16 Sep 2005, 3:06pm

QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Sep 16 2005, 01:39 PM)

158 - settle down mate

161 - stick up bum

mel16 Sep 2005, 4:50pm

162 - moo!

mel16 Sep 2005, 4:52pm

163 - my 500th post!

brapdat16 Sep 2005, 7:18pm

164 to the floor

This post has been edited by brapdat: Sep 16 2005, 07:19 PM

DeL16 Sep 2005, 7:43pm

165 the 183rd post of this thread...

brapdat16 Sep 2005, 8:01pm

166 the 185th post of this thread

DeL16 Sep 2005, 8:12pm

167 ur getting depserate following my lead.... post 185 of this thread

crIs P16 Sep 2005, 8:21pm

168 - dont be late, for the movie

DeL16 Sep 2005, 8:22pm

169 im gonan have a good time!

crIs P16 Sep 2005, 8:29pm

170 - im gonna have a cup of tea

fo_sho_man16 Sep 2005, 8:50pm

172 - the number of pages I reckon this will get to, if not more.. SPAM away

lost 171

DeL17 Sep 2005, 12:58am

173 i met Cris P

This post has been edited by DelusionL: Sep 17 2005, 07:47 AM

=MS=17 Sep 2005, 6:02am

171 - delusionL I am up this morning beating the counting thread DRUM........
(prollie cause I was in bed asleep by 8.30 lol )

DeL17 Sep 2005, 7:47am

174 numbers are missed even more

Oldskoolie17 Sep 2005, 8:11am

175 - I didnt arrive

DeL17 Sep 2005, 8:17am

176 pick up stix....

=MS=17 Sep 2005, 8:22am

177 - how sweet it is anthems counting thread heaven ...

brapdat17 Sep 2005, 10:47am

178 delusionL likes to masturbate

*smp*17 Sep 2005, 11:04am

179, its Saturday morning, I don't have a hangover and I'm feeling fine

toby7417 Sep 2005, 11:35am

180 degrees is half a turn, when oh when will I ever learn

=MS=17 Sep 2005, 12:17pm

181 - a fatty between two skinnys - la diddle dum . . .

DeLr17 Sep 2005, 6:52pm

182 Brapdat eats poo

=MS=r17 Sep 2005, 7:50pm

183

...buzz buzz buzzy beeeee......

DeLr17 Sep 2005, 8:11pm

184 i serve brapdat some more!

Oldskoolier17 Sep 2005, 8:33pm

185 - do the buzzy bee's come from a hive?

=MS=r17 Sep 2005, 8:35pm

186

they cetainly do - making honey that sticks

Oldskoolier17 Sep 2005, 8:43pm

187 - mmm honey tastes like heaven

DeLr17 Sep 2005, 9:05pm

188 i hate to say it im off for the night!

=MS=r17 Sep 2005, 9:14pm

189 - hope you sleep real fine

buphr18 Sep 2005, 2:43am

190 - I think everyone is doing fine

=MS=r18 Sep 2005, 6:53am

1 9 1 - Good Mooornging To You All the Day has . . Begun . .

Yahoooo ooooo oooo oo o

*smp*r18 Sep 2005, 9:14am

192, its Sunday, and I have so much to do!!!

Bring it on!!!

DeLr18 Sep 2005, 1:28pm

193.. the amount of drinks i had last night at a mattes place... can anyone say "cocktail party" just got home....

brapdatr18 Sep 2005, 1:50pm

194 times ive said "FUCK" today cause i missed out on goin for a crank last night

joker4r18 Sep 2005, 3:14pm

195 - is how many piecs of my 750 puzzle i have done so far, and even that has taken me 1 month so far, oh why did i start

shagsalotr18 Sep 2005, 9:43pm

196 is the number of pieces of that puzzel i did for him

DeLr18 Sep 2005, 9:56pm

197 is how many panadol i need to kill this head ache....

Oldskoolier18 Sep 2005, 10:03pm

198 beers will do that to you

shagsalotr18 Sep 2005, 10:14pm

199 dollars would be nice right now

joker4r18 Sep 2005, 10:25pm

200- wooooooohhooooo i got 200, brain cells left, after banging my head to wall cause i have to work 2morrow

Kylier18 Sep 2005, 10:30pm

200 and.... (i cant wait for)..... ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

shagsalotr18 Sep 2005, 10:32pm

202, need to have a poo

~Em~r18 Sep 2005, 11:54pm

203 - was it imperative for you to share that with me?

fo_sho_manr19 Sep 2005, 1:07am

204 Why did you have to tell us that for?

DeLr19 Sep 2005, 8:03am

205 im starting to feel alive....

and i beat =MS=

Oldskoolier19 Sep 2005, 9:45am

206 my flu requires vix

klub_kittenr19 Sep 2005, 9:54am

207 my boobs were made in heaven?!?

foonjir19 Sep 2005, 10:09am

208 monday morning

melr19 Sep 2005, 10:11am

209 - i hate mondays!!

klub_kittenr19 Sep 2005, 11:03am

210- i hate mondays too especialy wen u have bird poo in your hair and you have to spend a horrible gay day at tafe, when really you should be in bed asleep

*smp*r19 Sep 2005, 11:12am

211, I have two days off work and its Heaven.....he he he - I just woke up zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

bird poo in ya hair???? What the....clean yaself up woman

klub_kittenr19 Sep 2005, 11:47am

212: birds are cheecky little bugga's

i did lol.... i was on my way to tafe! i hate those little bastards! i wish i could sit up in a tree pooing on birds heads! they are so inconsiderate!!!! hahaha....

*smp*r19 Sep 2005, 11:50am

213, its meant to be lucky to have a bird poo on ya hair...has happened to me on a few occasions and it sure don't feel lucky hey...especially when you reach up to see what it was, and you bring ya hand back down, so not only is it in ya hair, but on ya hand as well....effin gross....

Oldskoolier19 Sep 2005, 11:51am

QUOTE(klub_kitten @ Sep 19 2005, 08:54 AM)

207 my boobs were made in heaven?!?

may require proof

*smp*r19 Sep 2005, 11:55am

214...who let Oldskoolie out of his cage this early....????

Oldskoolier19 Sep 2005, 12:20pm

215 !! - the black out at the asylum caused the locking mechanisms on the doors to open

)) Woo Hoo Im free!!!

*smp*r19 Sep 2005, 12:31pm

216...lucky the blackout hasn't affected your tracking ankle bracelet so we know where you are alright....

klub_kittenr19 Sep 2005, 12:58pm

217: if proof is required, proof may be provided!!! hehe.... tafe is gay and i am definately not feeling lucky! i'm stuck here and i can't leave for like three hours!!!! noooooooo.......

oldskoolie ur a cheeky bugga!

crIs Pr19 Sep 2005, 1:02pm

218 - i cant beleive this thread is still the most active, are we really that bored?

klub_kittenr19 Sep 2005, 1:20pm

219- tafe could drive one insane!!!! blah blah blah.... the boredom really starts to kick in!

joker4r19 Sep 2005, 1:42pm

220 - work sucks when ur there, and good when ur not

*smp*r19 Sep 2005, 1:44pm

221...i'm having a couple of daze off and its fun (once I finish cleaning up my sty ha ha)

foonjir19 Sep 2005, 1:46pm

222 - i'm bored at TAFE aswell

<- making animated glowsticks...

SINTECHr19 Sep 2005, 2:38pm

223...

Size of the first round I ever fired out of a rifle...

5.56mm for those playing the home game

Hmmm work sucks. I hate mondays

Elektro Kittenr19 Sep 2005, 3:21pm

224... something hey??? Well, I'm on holidays - haha people!!! Aren't i cruel??? still got to teach work and do assignments... doesn't really count though

*smp*r19 Sep 2005, 3:27pm

225....candy cat needs to update her signature

One, baby, ONE 2nd of October....

SINTECHr19 Sep 2005, 7:30pm

226...

I dunno I just wanted to get another one in...

isn't it interesting that the amount of views for this topic far exceeds the amount of posts...

*sigh* if only they took 2 mins to post... then we might be up to a thousand and sum...

smp971... I think i may be the one

god help me

DeLr19 Sep 2005, 7:33pm

227... proof is required... and Cris P if this thread continues like it is it will eclipse my 21 page welcome thread...

brapdatr19 Sep 2005, 8:18pm

201 mph - fastest rotor in Australia

*smp*r19 Sep 2005, 8:26pm

QUOTE(SINTECH @ Sep 19 2005, 07:30 PM)

SINTECH baby you are the one!!! not sure which one....but one you are

smp

Oldskoolier19 Sep 2005, 8:38pm

228 - brapdat was a bit late

DeLr19 Sep 2005, 8:49pm

229 bratdat was still warming up the rotor...

brapdatr19 Sep 2005, 8:53pm

230 warmed up and brappin like a mofo

DeLr19 Sep 2005, 8:54pm

231 might take us longer to warm uup but once at running temp... hmm BRAP BRAP!!!!!

crIs Pr19 Sep 2005, 9:02pm

232 cigarettes i smoked on the weekend
mmmm mmmm taste that delicious tarry yummy stuff

klub_kittenr19 Sep 2005, 9:22pm

224- i like rotors!!!! i'm gonna get a hot pink series five! oh yeah baby!!!! SPANK THAT ASS!!!!

DeLr19 Sep 2005, 9:28pm

225 SPANKS THE ASS!!!!!!

klub_kittenr19 Sep 2005, 9:36pm

226- wattya drivin????

brapdatr19 Sep 2005, 9:39pm

227 - Bongo van and a 13B on the downlow

brapdatr19 Sep 2005, 9:41pm

228 - I used to have a series 4 but a light post hit me

klub_kittenr19 Sep 2005, 9:49pm

my baby has a series four! handles so phattly now it has it's coil overs!!!!!

i love that sweet sweet pull factor

gimmie a good thrashing in the hills anyday!!!!

klub_kittenr19 Sep 2005, 9:50pm

229&230 oh noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DeLr19 Sep 2005, 9:59pm

231 i got a 12a s2 rx7,

hmm hills thrash....

crIs Pr19 Sep 2005, 10:57pm

483 then

Oldskoolier19 Sep 2005, 10:59pm

232 - some ppl cant numerize!

DeLr19 Sep 2005, 11:02pm

233 the 264th post in this thread

crIs Pr19 Sep 2005, 11:03pm

484 my dog just ate his dinner

DeLr19 Sep 2005, 11:14pm

235 cris is scattered....

brapdatr19 Sep 2005, 11:19pm

236 - start work in 8 hours

DeLr19 Sep 2005, 11:22pm

237 start work at 7:30.... heading to bed now i think...

fo_sho_manr19 Sep 2005, 11:50pm

QUOTE(DelusionL @ Sep 19 2005, 10:02 PM)

233 the 264th post in this thread

its actually post 265

I'll just say 238 to keep the flow going..

*smp*r19 Sep 2005, 11:50pm

238, I have 2mw off so I can stay up late

woo hoo....and the sun will shine

whoops fo_sho_man beat me to that line...but I can't change it coz it rhymed, and DelusionL has already got 239

DeLr19 Sep 2005, 11:56pm

239 time has come for me to go... and i must looked at the post above mine for the post number... silly me....

*smp*r20 Sep 2005, 12:14am

240....day off tomorrow and I will be naughty

only in a retail therapy kinda way though....will probably spend $241 over my budget AGAIN ha ha ha

DeLr20 Sep 2005, 12:14am

240 my 1048th post on here

DeLr20 Sep 2005, 12:15am

ok u beat me to it.. its now 241!!!

Oldskoolier20 Sep 2005, 10:00am

242 - im guessing no one in the last 10 posts here is an accountant

*smp*r20 Sep 2005, 12:46pm

243...actually (and to my shame) I work in that field!!!

SINTECHr20 Sep 2005, 4:12pm

244.. this is like some wacked out extended version of sesame street!!

... proudly brought to you by the letters X T and C and by the numbers 2 4 and 5

(lets see if the next post gets it right....)

ps My world goes up and down, not round and round...

crIs Pr20 Sep 2005, 4:31pm

245 - yes we counted 232 went back to 224 and started again, same thing happened with 106 i think

246 - i dont even have a dog

DeLr20 Sep 2005, 6:56pm

247 rotars are made in heven

the world goes round and round it dont go up n down...

Oldskoolier20 Sep 2005, 7:06pm

2 - 4 - 8 - my cars pistons dont go up and down mate

DeLr20 Sep 2005, 7:07pm

249..... as oldschoolie should be 248

ive never looked at a boxer style engine... might have to edumacate me one day Oldskoolie

Oldskoolier20 Sep 2005, 7:14pm

250 - fords 6cyl 4.1l crossflow

They go sideways, 2 each side

DeLr20 Sep 2005, 7:19pm

251, u serious? i always thought cross flow was just a name.. didint know they was a horizontally directioned engine.. ????

weird...... im a holden/mazda fan....

Oldskoolier20 Sep 2005, 7:24pm

252 - no, the ford crossflow is a straight six. The crossflow name comes from the way water/coolant flows through for cooling i believe.... Joker4 would kknow for sure as he is a xr6 boy from way back.....

My cars pistons go sideways, not the fords

DeLr20 Sep 2005, 7:35pm

253 a holden V8! yeah thats wat i thought. was the reason.. i see wat u did now.. 150/ford engine.. i diidnt catch that till afterwards.

Oldskoolier20 Sep 2005, 7:37pm

254 - better change the subject before this turns into what could be part of NutsNBolts

SINTECHr20 Sep 2005, 8:17pm

255... I think thats the cost of my last speeding fine... oops

"I swear I was only going 60 cuntstable!"

Oldskoolier20 Sep 2005, 8:45pm

256 - i wish i had that much ram

mineyr20 Sep 2005, 9:26pm

257- i wish holidays lasted that long (weeks)

DeLr20 Sep 2005, 10:12pm

258 i got two gig of Corsair ddr400 PC 3200

SINTECHr20 Sep 2005, 10:46pm

259.. im so blooddy pissed...a nd its only tuesday...I thimk

Rock on FINRGY!

Freeform all the way!!

Drink more beer

shagsalotr20 Sep 2005, 11:29pm

230...............thats a big number

shagsalotr20 Sep 2005, 11:30pm

ooops that was 260, .......what a dick

DeLr20 Sep 2005, 11:35pm

261 *points and laughs at shaggsy*

shagsalotr20 Sep 2005, 11:37pm

262 *bends over and gives del a brown eye* got it right this time

DeLr20 Sep 2005, 11:48pm

263 did u have to block out the sun with that mooon???

i thought full moon was last night...

shagsalotr21 Sep 2005, 12:03am

264, the sun shines out my ass honey, i light up everyone...lol

fo_sho_manr21 Sep 2005, 3:09am

QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Sep 20 2005, 06:24 PM)

265 - my ute has a 250 cross flow.. where the name come from? originally, the 250s had the intake manifold and exhaust manifold on the same side. they then changed the intake manifold to the opposite side, hence cross flow

the boxer engine is like Oldskoolie said, two pistons go east and the other go west, its basically a beetle/porsche engine design, so if you've seen them engines, you've seen a scoobi engine

good thing about the boxer engine, as scoobi has done, you can put the spare tyre on top of the engine

check out the Leone

shagsalotr21 Sep 2005, 9:23am

266 kids are sick and home from school again........oh what joy.......feel like im on a 24 hour shift

Oldskoolie21 Sep 2005, 9:32am

QUOTE(fo_sho_man @ Sep 21 2005, 02:09 AM)

the boxer engine is like Oldskoolie said, two pistons go east and the other go west, its basically a beetle/porsche engine design, so if you've seen them engines, you've seen a scoobi engine

good thing about the boxer engine, as scoobi has done, you can put the spare tyre on top of the engine

check out the Leone

I could never fit a spare in there.

I believe Saab and Audi are also boxer engines.

SINTECH21 Sep 2005, 9:48am

267... Dude you forgot 266!

Its ok ill put it in for you.

DeL21 Sep 2005, 9:52am

268... why am i up so early on my day off???

This post has been edited by DelusionL: Sep 21 2005, 09:52 AM

SINTECH21 Sep 2005, 10:02am

269... umm I think you need help... although it is such a beautiful day today...

Im looking forward to the october long weekend... will be a four day weekend for me

shagsalot21 Sep 2005, 10:06am

270 morning all, going shopping for cloths for one today, hey del

DeL21 Sep 2005, 10:11am

271 hey shaggsy ! help yes.... my body is so used ot being up at 6:30 that i find it hard to sleepin...

matching outfits shaggsy?

actually... ill take the general convo to your welcome thread

or mine

shagsalot21 Sep 2005, 10:15am

272 take it to mine cause i want to out do u ..lmoa...as if urs is huge but i got to try

klub_kitten21 Sep 2005, 10:20am

273 *yawn* goodmorning everyone!!!!! watta lovely day for running under the sprinkler nakie in the backyard!!!! lol....

shagsalot21 Sep 2005, 10:23am

274 im with ya there kitty

DeL21 Sep 2005, 10:26am

275 and im alive...

shaggsy

//quote ..lmoa...if urs is huge i got to try"

yes... girls often say that......

forget the sprinkler come swim in my pool

klub_kitten21 Sep 2005, 10:27am

275 googbless this warm weather! bring on the rest!!!! woot woot!!! its enough to make a girl go moist!!! lol... im such a dirty whore!!

Oldskoolie21 Sep 2005, 10:28am

276 - good mornin peopls.... im at work on such a cracker of a day!!!!

DeL21 Sep 2005, 10:34am

278 im gonan go wash the rx7 and go pimp cruise for a while and have lunch at my fav deli... right after this coffee and a nice hot shower...

shagsalot21 Sep 2005, 10:42am

279, gonna get the kids a sitter and go to the bay for lunch and shopping

shagsalot21 Sep 2005, 10:47am

280.... good mornin' oldskoolie

=MS=21 Sep 2005, 12:26pm

281 the amount of pages that I am going to read today - on my day off....must be a pretty popluar off day good ole Wednesday...hello DL, Shagsalot,MissKitten and sorry that u don't have the day off Oldskoolie.....

DeL21 Sep 2005, 12:36pm

282 i got my video card its NEW!!!!

hey MS ! wednesdayis best day to have off from work

Oldskoolie21 Sep 2005, 12:44pm

283 - i ussually have mondays off... Love my long weekends!!!

crIs P21 Sep 2005, 1:15pm

284 - ur all post whores

DeL21 Sep 2005, 1:44pm

285.... i cannot deny that claim...

SINTECH21 Sep 2005, 2:36pm

286 - I post because I clearly have more productive things to do but choose not to because its work and work is boring...

klub_kitten21 Sep 2005, 2:55pm

crIs P ur a whore too!!!

we are all whore here

very extraverted whores!!!!

crIs P21 Sep 2005, 3:02pm

hey wheres your number???

287 - my name is not bevan

SINTECH21 Sep 2005, 3:22pm

QUOTE(klub_kitten @ Sep 21 2005, 01:55 PM)

crIs P ur a whore too!!!

we are all whore here

very extraverted whores!!!!

Ahhem (clears throat) I prefer proffesional relaxation therapist!

whore is such a dirty word

SINTECH21 Sep 2005, 3:23pm

288 - 289

oops I forgot the bloody number too

my bad

klub_kitten21 Sep 2005, 3:24pm

oooppppssss......

288 and 289

im feelin great and im feelin fine.....

taz21 Sep 2005, 3:25pm

290??? Who ever would've thought numbers could've been this amusing

klub_kitten21 Sep 2005, 3:25pm

290 BIG ONES

lol

double double

crIs P21 Sep 2005, 3:30pm

291

crIs P21 Sep 2005, 3:30pm

291 - is there an echo in here too?

crIs P21 Sep 2005, 3:31pm

292 - i need a poo

klub_kitten21 Sep 2005, 3:32pm

292- if u were a duck u wouldn't know! a ducks qwack doesn't echo

SINTECH21 Sep 2005, 3:33pm

293 - stick it in.... me?

crIs P21 Sep 2005, 3:38pm

293 there it goes again

Maori Messiah21 Sep 2005, 4:06pm

QUOTE(klub_kitten @ Sep 21 2005, 01:55 PM)

crIs P ur a whore too!!!

we are all whore here

very extraverted whores!!!!

i take pride in my horiness.... unfortunatly rather than refuring to one's sexual activities and explorization, hori refurs to one's cheepness ex...
You hori bastard the one thing i asked you to get for da party was ice and you didn't even get that, and where the fucks my birthday present
294!!

This post has been edited by Maori_Messiah: Sep 21 2005, 04:09 PM

Maori Messiah21 Sep 2005, 4:09pm

also may be used in conjunction with other Maori such as
Your hori Pelengi just cause i'm loaded and your some hot white chick dosn't mean you can walk all over me ey, fucking pakiha!!
295!!

This post has been edited by Maori_Messiah: Sep 21 2005, 04:09 PM

crIs P21 Sep 2005, 4:53pm

LOL!!!!

thats some funny shit!!!

296

Maori Messiah21 Sep 2005, 5:07pm

hehe 297 the bus i used to catch to marion late nights, sundays and public holidays

chur chur

DeL21 Sep 2005, 6:21pm

298 the 339th post in this thread.. shows alot for our counting abilities

shagsalot21 Sep 2005, 6:31pm

299....yeah my bad as u can see i cant count.....lol

=MS=21 Sep 2005, 6:31pm

299 - reading this thread makes me think I need a wine.....

shagsalot21 Sep 2005, 6:34pm

300...........woo hoo

Kylie21 Sep 2005, 7:12pm

301 - its been 100 since my last post in this thread.........

DeL21 Sep 2005, 7:22pm

302 ford V8

shagsalot21 Sep 2005, 7:54pm

303..thats the number for a mixer....lol

roland 303 MC

DeL21 Sep 2005, 7:58pm

304 is a chevy

DeL21 Sep 2005, 7:59pm

actually its a 304 holden v8... and a 307 chevy... i think..... hmm im a bit rusty on bagan facts tonight.... i just turnt metro....

shagsalot21 Sep 2005, 7:59pm

305 in a number

=MS=21 Sep 2005, 8:04pm

306 is the amount of times that I have brushed my hair in the past 2 weeks

shagsalot21 Sep 2005, 8:09pm

307 rhymes with devon

morpheus21 Sep 2005, 8:30pm

308....BANG BANG

Attached image(s)

shagsalot21 Sep 2005, 9:04pm

3(oh)9

Oldskoolie21 Sep 2005, 10:14pm

3ONE0 - i dont know

Maori Messiah21 Sep 2005, 10:25pm

308 is a holden, 307 is a GMC and when 454 comes

BIG BLOCK EY BRO

brapdat21 Sep 2005, 10:28pm

312. I bet my 1.3L will go harder than your 5L or Big Block

DeL22 Sep 2005, 12:04am

314 id agree with brapdat

Kylie22 Sep 2005, 12:04am

578954632574125

Kylie22 Sep 2005, 12:15am

315 you boys should get over your cars!!!!!

*smp*22 Sep 2005, 12:28am

316...hell yeah Kylie...isnt there a bloody car thread somewhere on here??? tell em to go there and count pistons or sparkplugs or sumfink......

fo_sho_man22 Sep 2005, 1:46am

317 - here here

Maori Messiah22 Sep 2005, 4:43am

you spend 317k to build a turbo drag car and 317k on a V8 drag car and see which one goes faster BEEYATCH...you really can't argue with statistics

sorry boh but if japanese engines were faster why wouldnt door slammers and top fulers use 4's??? coz 8's are better duhhhhh!!!!

Maori Messiah22 Sep 2005, 5:05am

318 reasons why rotors are dumb/bad/worst engine ever made/japanese cars suck/i hate generic pieces of crap

1- If you drive a rotor you drive a lawn mower
2- I would sooner endure an opera singer
3- Why buy a car that's gonna get smashed soon anyway

4- If ya mate needs a tow it would be easier for you to give him one of urs...funny too

5- Everytime you drive through certain parts of the city you will have shit thrown at your car
6- To keep you car looking shmiko you must wash it everyday, wax it everyday...twice and keep it out of sunlight at all times...alturnativly you could sell it
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318- And finally allways remember in the picture ilustrated below, this is a scale image representation of a real drag race, notice the excess wheel spinl with the V8 and still it's destroying the pissy little 4, also notice the usless wings on the turbo, this too is to scale

Maori Messiah22 Sep 2005, 5:07am

319 reasons why turbo's are dum

1 should prove sufficient
WHY GET POWER SLOWLY FROM A TURBO WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MORE OF IT AND INSTANTLY FROM A SUPERCHARGER MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DeL22 Sep 2005, 7:47am

320 i think maori needs to lay off the weed... he is getting delusional

SINTECH22 Sep 2005, 9:04am

321... GO

12 seconds later my 3.8ltr V6 Commodore ute crosses the 1/4 mile... leaving the little rotor for dead.

Q? Dont you have to PULL start a rotor.. like a whipper snipper?

Oldskoolie22 Sep 2005, 9:35am

322 - Take it to the Nuts'n'Bolts thread girls

This links for u - http://anthems.com.au/forum/index.php?act=...=43&t=3218&st=0

klub_kitten22 Sep 2005, 10:07am

323- good morning all...... not such a glorious day today, least im all rugged up in doors, well off to take part in my final exam!!!!

im so gonna fail!!!

wish me luck!!!!

Oldskoolie22 Sep 2005, 10:09am

324 - Good Morning and good luck!

crIs P22 Sep 2005, 10:46am

325 - glad to be alive

good luck kitten

klub_kitten22 Sep 2005, 11:24am

236- i so failed!!!! and now i have an oral presentation to try and make people think that they should sponser the fringe festival!!! aint life grand!!!

thanx old skoolie and crIs P!!!

crIs P22 Sep 2005, 11:30am

237 - oral presentation ey? you should pass that with flying colours

crIs P22 Sep 2005, 11:31am

hang on how the hell did we get here?
that should be 327

328 - dont be late

klub_kitten22 Sep 2005, 11:33am

329 and feelin fine!!! well kinda!!! crIs P baby u have a dirty mind......

and i love it!!!!

dirty minded people make me giggle like a girl!!!!

crIs P22 Sep 2005, 11:39am

330 - i havent yet begun to be dirty

klub_kitten22 Sep 2005, 11:43am

331- oh really fool......

well i guess i'll be giggle-in pretty feriously around you then!!!

Oldskoolie22 Sep 2005, 12:00pm

332 - LOL

Hang a boob out during your presentation, im sure that will take peoples minds off what your actually saying.

crIs P22 Sep 2005, 12:04pm

333 - now were talking, that would be an visual presentation though

crIs P22 Sep 2005, 12:04pm

LOL!!!

klub_kitten22 Sep 2005, 12:04pm

333/334

old skoolie... im not that much of a whore!!!

lol.....

well im off to attempt some oral action

catch ya'll later

mwah

klub_kitten22 Sep 2005, 12:05pm

335- my boobs are wonderful!!!!

Oldskoolie22 Sep 2005, 12:14pm

336 - Prove it

PS: not implying your a whore. But i will ask you this... What was Janet Jackson singing when JT exposed her boobie ???? Im guessing you have no idea..... i rest my case....

crIs P22 Sep 2005, 12:25pm

337 - would anybody be offended if i started taliking bout my penis?

Oldskoolie22 Sep 2005, 12:39pm

338 - Probably not much to talk about

crIs P22 Sep 2005, 12:43pm

339 - oh i dont know i could fill page....a post it note page

LOL!!!

klub_kitten22 Sep 2005, 1:26pm

340!!!!!

oh its ok good things come in small packages

perhaps in your case its good things come with small package!!!!

hahahahahahahaha....

penis's are quite interesting things really

klub_kitten22 Sep 2005, 1:44pm

341-

i can't remember the song but it was on the mtv music awards yeah? and she was doing something with justine timberlake?!?

who knows who cares?!?

5mins to the jaw breaker

crIs P22 Sep 2005, 2:00pm

342 - great now i have a small penis

Oldskoolie22 Sep 2005, 2:05pm

343 - lol, now?

Did you just get out of the pool..

klub_kitten22 Sep 2005, 2:13pm

345

its not the size that counts its the way u use it!!!!

just joking.... im sure your penis is just dandy....

crIs P22 Sep 2005, 2:15pm

344 - yes and i have testicle stuck in my throat

crIs P22 Sep 2005, 2:16pm

346 - dandy, handy i call him mandy

crIs P22 Sep 2005, 2:18pm

347 - how did the visual presentation go?

Oldskoolie22 Sep 2005, 2:19pm

348 - lol, mandy the willy

klub_kitten22 Sep 2005, 2:22pm

349

it went marvellous!

full marks!!

obviously i know how to give a good oral presentation

klub_kitten22 Sep 2005, 2:24pm

350.....

wouldn't you rather that you male member had a more manly name???

unless your penis is pretty.... then it should have a girls name....

im sure your handy dandy mandy is even pretty enough to have a bow wrapped around her!!!

Oldskoolie22 Sep 2005, 2:26pm

351 - (Cleveland V8)

put make up on it while your at it

crIs P22 Sep 2005, 2:27pm

351 - pretty penised one

crIs P22 Sep 2005, 2:30pm

352 - spose i could call him roger, doesnt really rhyme very well with dandy though

Oldskoolie22 Sep 2005, 2:32pm

353 - pepee

klub_kitten22 Sep 2005, 2:52pm

354

penie penie penis!

crIs Pr22 Sep 2005, 3:00pm

355 - who said there wasnt much to talk about?

klub_kittenr22 Sep 2005, 3:25pm

356

there is always something to talk about when penis's and bobbies are involved

Maori Messiahr22 Sep 2005, 3:29pm

QUOTE(SINTECH @ Sep 22 2005, 08:04 AM)

321... GO

12 seconds later my 3.8ltr V6 Commodore ute crosses the 1/4 mile... leaving the little rotor for dead.

Q? Dont you have to PULL start a rotor.. like a whipper snipper?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Sep 22 2005, 11:00 AM)

332 - LOL

Hang a boob out during your presentation, im sure that will take peoples minds off what your actually saying.

Do it i'd vote for ya

I mean when i'm droppin on da mic i don't need to flop out da Maori Muscle but thats coz i box hard

QUOTE(klub_kitten @ Sep 22 2005, 11:05 AM)

335- my boobs are wonderful!!!!

Coolies

Man shit for real these were sum of the funniest fucking posts Haha
357

klub_kittenr22 Sep 2005, 3:33pm

358

home time for me now, till next time my lovely fellow horn bags

lots of lurve, lust and naughty licks......

corrupt officer lili

aka

klub kitten

aka

lillianous... the aussie goddess of lust and lurve

cya later

mwah
xoxoxoxoxoxox

Oldskoolier22 Sep 2005, 3:47pm

369 - lol, tickets anyone?

crIs Pr22 Sep 2005, 8:02pm

370 - ill buy 70

im sure i could get 69 mates to come to that party

crIs Pr22 Sep 2005, 8:04pm

lillianous... the aussie goddess of lust and lurve

lillyanus???

371

DeLr22 Sep 2005, 8:46pm

372 the 408th post in here...

meikar22 Sep 2005, 10:16pm

373 what number do we have to hit before we get a gold star???????

DeLr22 Sep 2005, 10:17pm

374 im unsure.. im just amused at how far out the post number vs the spoken number by poster.. is getting, its out to 36 now...

are we really that bad at counting ???

meikar22 Sep 2005, 10:18pm

375 Yeh, we sux

DeLr22 Sep 2005, 10:22pm

376 i like to go to work in the morning and come home at night and see how many pages have been added to this.. and the pick up line thread was good for a laugh aswell..

good to see more people posting

meikar22 Sep 2005, 10:24pm

377.... will have do dig up the pick up line thread and add some more dodgy lines

DeLr22 Sep 2005, 10:40pm

378 hell yeah! im sure theres some more lines out there

Kylier22 Sep 2005, 10:56pm

379 who's watching Quidam??? I wanna run away and join the circus..........

meikar22 Sep 2005, 11:05pm

380 Me!!!!!!!!!

How cool are they????

Oh if only we could!!!!!!!

Kylier22 Sep 2005, 11:10pm

381 - I am yet to see some serious fire twirling action! Bring it on!

Oldskoolier22 Sep 2005, 11:10pm

381 - thats a number

Kylier22 Sep 2005, 11:11pm

haha beat you to it! 382 is another number!

DeLr22 Sep 2005, 11:12pm

382 im off for the night!

Kylier22 Sep 2005, 11:12pm

and 383 is a number that I never thought this thread would reach........

Kylier22 Sep 2005, 11:13pm

damn you delusionl! POST WHORE!

DeLr22 Sep 2005, 11:13pm

386 im skipping a couple to get in early as by the time ive posted this some one would od said 384 and 385

Kylier22 Sep 2005, 11:15pm

384 and 385 just to catch up cos Delusionl messed it up.............

this is beginning to lose its appeal

meikar22 Sep 2005, 11:22pm

387 everyones beginning to loose their mind.....YAY!!!!!!!!!

Kylier22 Sep 2005, 11:26pm

388 - bed time! will we be up to 400 by the time I check tomorrow??? Is there something more constructive we could be doing with our time?? Like trying to solve the worlds crises rather than counting????
mmmmm....I wonder!!!!!!!!!

meikar22 Sep 2005, 11:27pm

389 nah Johnny Howard doing a good enough job of screwin that up for us

Kylier22 Sep 2005, 11:31pm

390 - see you at 400 and something............ nighty night xo

Oldskoolier22 Sep 2005, 11:31pm

390 - ham and salad double cut roll cost

Oldskoolier22 Sep 2005, 11:32pm

391 fuck

meikar22 Sep 2005, 11:32pm

392 not havin much luck there tonite!!!!!

PaulHamonr22 Sep 2005, 11:33pm

QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Sep 22 2005, 10:31 PM)

double cut roll

they don't have them in SYNDEY

I used to ask for the every where...

Oldskoolier22 Sep 2005, 11:36pm

QUOTE(PaulHamon @ Sep 22 2005, 10:33 PM)

they don't have them in SYNDEY

I used to ask for the every where...

lol, when i was in Cairns, Dan asked for a cheese and gerkin sandwhich and the lady looked at us like we were from another planet. Then she said 'whats a gerkin?'

They dont have fritz in Sydney either

393

DeLr23 Sep 2005, 7:57am

394

awake i am of all you before

joker4r23 Sep 2005, 8:10am

395 I HATE WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi ho, hi ho, its off to work i go

see ya

DeLr23 Sep 2005, 8:10am

396 i better get dressed.. off to work in 10 minutes...

meikar23 Sep 2005, 9:49am

397.............. Last day of work b4 the weekend YAY!!!!!!!!!!

Oh........ my bottle of vodka is calling me!!!!!!!!

Soon........ darling soon.........

PeAkEr23 Sep 2005, 10:32am

398 - What a good day to have off work!

Pass that bottle of vodka?

meikar23 Sep 2005, 11:35am

399......... Can u have a drink of that vodka for me tooo......

5 hours til I can have a drink!!!!!!

hmmmm maybe I can sly one under the desk!!!

meikar23 Sep 2005, 11:36am

400 YAY!!!!!!!!!

This is really starting to move along!!!!

I think we vcan make it to 1000 no probs!!!!!!!!

Oldskoolier23 Sep 2005, 12:09pm

401 - oh what fun!

crIs Pr23 Sep 2005, 12:31pm

402 - just cause i can

foonjir23 Sep 2005, 12:34pm

403 - bloody people that can't communicate and cause lots more work, especially 1 week before end of term and one! meaning i gotta have no holidays and work also

foonjir23 Sep 2005, 12:36pm

404 - i can't find this page

tazr23 Sep 2005, 12:47pm

405 - this placed is full of crazy ppl!!

crIs Pr23 Sep 2005, 2:28pm

QUOTE(foonji @ Sep 23 2005, 11:34 AM)

403 - bloody people that can't communicate and cause lots more work, especially 1 week before end of term and one! meaning i gotta have no holidays and work also

ah yes isnt it fun!!??

405

crIs Pr23 Sep 2005, 2:38pm

damn i am dumb

406 and 407 - my name is not bevan

Oldskoolier23 Sep 2005, 2:41pm

408 - my name is not mandrate

Maori Messiahr23 Sep 2005, 2:43pm

409's a rhymn

you'd think being the lyrical genious that i am i could spell rhymn...

purple

Maori Messiahr23 Sep 2005, 2:44pm

410 i like to party wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Maori Messiahr23 Sep 2005, 2:45pm

412 knowing my luck it will probably be hell

Maori Messiahr23 Sep 2005, 2:46pm

4 13yr olds will acompany me to my can tonight

SINTECHr23 Sep 2005, 2:47pm

409...

Perhaps we could start counting backwards to zero...

By that time this thread will have lost its appeal (if not already) and we can find something else to amuse ourselves with.

just a thought

Maori Messiahr23 Sep 2005, 2:47pm

415 wif dem

Maori Messiahr23 Sep 2005, 2:48pm

4 16yr olds *drool

SINTECHr23 Sep 2005, 2:48pm

whow!! that happened quick
we are up to 415 already

Oldskoolier23 Sep 2005, 2:49pm

No Way SINTECH! We're going to 1000!!! And from there... Who knows

418

SINTECHr23 Sep 2005, 2:51pm

Ok my bad..

419 and 420 if someone got there before me

1000 it is. almost half way

Maori Messiahr23 Sep 2005, 2:52pm

missed 417 guys
419

SINTECHr23 Sep 2005, 2:54pm

whow!! this is getting confusing

422??

Maori Messiahr23 Sep 2005, 2:55pm

422 i hope

Maori Messiahr23 Sep 2005, 2:56pm

424 rahhhh

Maori Messiahr23 Sep 2005, 2:58pm

425 woohoo

Maori Messiahr23 Sep 2005, 2:59pm

426 remember back in the day

meikar23 Sep 2005, 3:26pm

428........ Nearly finished work

Have that beer cracked, chilled,ready and waiting for me!!!!

Maori Messiahr23 Sep 2005, 3:53pm

fair call 429

crIs Pr23 Sep 2005, 3:55pm

QUOTE(Oldskoolie @ Sep 23 2005, 01:41 PM)

408 - my name is not mandrate

430 LMFAO!!!!

crIs Pr23 Sep 2005, 3:56pm

431 - you idiot

Oldskoolier23 Sep 2005, 4:28pm

433 - What are you tryinig to say exactly?

Kylier23 Sep 2005, 5:05pm

434 - told you i'd be back at 400 and something.......

nickdubr23 Sep 2005, 6:25pm

435 talkin some jive!

spewin i missed 69 - dinner for two

PeAkEr23 Sep 2005, 6:54pm

QUOTE(meika @ Sep 23 2005, 03:26 PM)

428........ Nearly finished work

Have that beer cracked, chilled,ready and waiting for me!!!!

436

Cracked and already emptied. I'll open another for ya though

DeLr23 Sep 2005, 6:55pm

446 and u guys call me a whore.. look at maori's run!!!!

*pass whoreage cap to maori_mesiah'

meikar23 Sep 2005, 7:09pm

QUOTE(PeAkE @ Sep 23 2005, 05:54 PM)

436

Cracked and already emptied. I'll open another for ya though

438 I think you messed up DelusionL

Yeh I've now finished 5!!!!!!!! Time for no.6!!!!

Evasive Action............ here I come

PeAkEr23 Sep 2005, 7:17pm

QUOTE(meika @ Sep 23 2005, 07:09 PM)

438 I think you messed up DelusionL

Yeh I've now finished 5!!!!!!!! Time for no.6!!!!

Evasive Action............ here I come

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

439

DeLr23 Sep 2005, 7:22pm

440, someone will always hit 'post' a split second before you... and make u look the fool that cant count..

meikar23 Sep 2005, 7:31pm

441 But you jumped like 10 whole numbers!!!!!!!

Someones Confuzed !!!!!!!!!!!

Maori Messiahr23 Sep 2005, 7:50pm

454 chevrolet power...i couldnt wait

and i'll see ya @ Evasive Action HAHA!!!!

Kylier23 Sep 2005, 8:06pm

455 - not if we see you first!

DeLr23 Sep 2005, 8:11pm

456 hope yas have fun!

Kylier23 Sep 2005, 8:22pm

457 - i am sure it will be heaven

Kylier23 Sep 2005, 8:23pm

458 - hope we're not late

PeAkEr23 Sep 2005, 9:44pm

460 - It always is

mineyr23 Sep 2005, 10:27pm

461 - far out this thing is cruisin...last time i looked it was only at 10 pgs.

DeLr23 Sep 2005, 10:50pm

462 im off to sleep.. work tomorow i got to doooooo

mineyr23 Sep 2005, 10:59pm

463- have a good one

i'll b cruisin soon too

DeLr24 Sep 2005, 7:57am

464 footy grand final today! im stuck at work for 10 hrs.. till 5pm..... yayyayayayayyaa

*sneaks a tv into work*

happybr24 Sep 2005, 10:46am

465 my how time flys

*smp*r24 Sep 2005, 11:11am

466.....so everyone...hows trix?

crIs Pr24 Sep 2005, 2:31pm

467 - yeah fine thanks!!

crIs Pr24 Sep 2005, 3:13pm

468 - oh thats great

crIs P24 Sep 2005, 3:14pm

470 - posts a plenty

Oldskoolie24 Sep 2005, 4:04pm

471 - wheres the frickin sun?

miney24 Sep 2005, 6:34pm

472 - doesn't matter it's almost dark

=MS=24 Sep 2005, 6:49pm

473 - the sun is with me

Here In sunny Kennedy

=MS=24 Sep 2005, 6:50pm

474 - who could ask for more

=MS=24 Sep 2005, 6:50pm

475 - kinda makes me glad to be alive

DeL24 Sep 2005, 6:51pm

476 some fucker smashed my window

=MS=24 Sep 2005, 6:53pm

476 - chick with dicks
'Transgender/Crossdressers' the theme to the book that I am reading

Maori Messiah24 Sep 2005, 6:56pm

477... i looked it up on a google image search...THATS FUCKED UP