The Counting Thread

478 i love that you guys didnt even notice that i skipped from 441 to 454

That is so funny Ilmao . . .

479 - my face is happy from laughing all the time (at M M's comments)

480...if you met this crazy lad you'd laugh even more.... funny bugga he is!!!!

481 i need some fun!

482 - start with a list of what you would call ....'fun things to do'

483 * wake up at start of day with out finding my rear window caved in by some fucking wanker who decided to smassh my car up

484 or is it 485 by now...wait till One baby...I'll make sure you have fun!!!

486 ill pm my number to u and shaggsy before the night so we can catch up there


i been waiting for this event for a few months now harldy gone out in 8 weeks...

now remember Maori_Messiah....Mich and I had a little dare for you for the Cargo night along the lines of cross-dressing....some money to be made...maybe 487 dollars if you're lucky!!!

488 - please wear a long skirt so as to cover your date

489.. maori mesiah looking fine!

490 - Show us 'em Maori_Messiah!

Shake that booteh, Shake that booteh

491 PeAkE is getting far to excited!

492 wiah i had a matching shoe

493.. before bed i must peee!

494 please dont mention that anymore

actually, think ill change that to, dont pee on the floor...lol

495 - ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin alive, stayin alive

496 - puttin on the ritz

497 - Cris P is his name, not Bevan

498 - worms make for an itchy date

499 - Conbantrin makes its all fine

500 - greeeeeeeen bottles.............................Hangin on the wall!

501 how many times must the " name is not bevan" be used for 7???

502 good morning, its 2 early for m y brain to think of any thing to write

503....its Sunday,which means lazy daze....GLEE!!!!

504 - lets post some more

505 im going to work now to fix my magna... and stuff....

506...work on a Sunday...now that sux dix

507 if it wasnt to fix myown car with THEIR tools... i wouldnt be there


might do an oil change... new whiper blades... polish it.... hehhehehe

508 - Drank way too much beer last night, bad hangover.

509....that'll learn ya!!! Hope you supported Coopers brewery in light of the takeover bid looming!!!

510 - best hangover cure ever is a freezie from the servo!

511 or an icecream.....the mixture of dairy and sugar is the best...scientifically proven too!!!!

512 - how much more ram i would like.....

Ew... dairy and alcohol..... bla

513 - pumped $150 towards coopers last night.

Gonna hit Primo for a $9.90 lunch and proly crank some ice cream to.

514 - Just ate a 1.25L tub of icre cream yesterday. Wish i saved some It was golden North Creamy shit to

515.....mmmm sweet overproof Kahlua ('Kahlua Speciale' its called).....dairy and alcohol goes well then....but as a hangover cure icecream is great....

514 - Sarah Lee Ultra Choc is da BOMB!

515 - Just 'cas I can

...what happened bro who are we killing?

516

517 fo real i know really cool things we can do, involving his smallest appendage and my longbow

smp, i don't really wanna dress up as a girl...i tried on a g the other day it's not happening again parts of me that were supposed to go out went in and like yeh...it hasn't been discussed enough and girls clothes cost a FUCK LOAD of cash if i wanna look good and i don't wanna be like a chick i wouldn't sleep with so like...i need to be atleast good enough for me...it's gonna be really hard


518

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519 oldskoolie i got 2 gig corsair ddr400

very happy!

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520...ok Maori_messiah, we'll let you off this time....but you know you can always come over and go through my wardrobe it ya stuck for things to wear...I am actually in the middle of a St Vinnies clean out....maybe you'd like to see them before I give em to the Vinny bin

521 Maori_M.. we is killing any skum i ever see hanging round the cars at night... im just thnkful it was the magna and not the RX-7!

522 - beer is not my friend.......anymore!

528 Until next time lol!!!

523 Until next time lol!!!

524 - yeh i reckon we might make up tomorrow!

525 - that sucks dude and yeah god thing it wasnt the rx, expensive replacement

526 - suuuuure!!! ....beer is everyones friend

527 - yeh i know, who am i kidding?

528 if it was the rx7 its comprehensively insured... and id get a half respray while it was in ;

529 - good mornin

530 - And good morning to you

531- and the bitch is back!!!! good morning everyone!!!! ready for another hi-lerious day?!?

the guy sitting at the comp next to me just scratched his package! hmmmm.....

i really don't like mondays, but i guess that gave it a giggley start!

532 - Indeed.. mondays are the worst.

Thats cool cos next monday is a public holiday! Yay!!

Four day long weekend for me cos I have friday off as well.

533 - i have today off so mondays rule for me!

534- monday is a whore which i far from adore! oh monday, monday, monday..... WHORE WHORE WHORE!!!!!

535 - 5 days for me...fri, mon & tues off work as well! woohoo, bring it on!!

536 - youre all pricks

i forgot to ask for tuesday off AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!

537 - abbs thats awsome dude... i guess that means you can have an absolute BLINDER on the w/end and still have two days to recover!!

Public holidays rule.. especially when they are mondays.

538

kiss my arse two and a half weeks off for me!!!!! as from friday, one is going to take a few days to recover from though!!!!

oh i love my life

539

Oh well arn't you just a smarty pants!!

540!!!!!

mwahahahahaha....

life is sweet....

540

So guys.. i have a favour to ask... you all need to listen to Fresh FM insomnia on wednesday morning between 1am and 6am! DJ Priest is making his debut..

Will be worth listening too

541 - oops

542 CAN DO!!!

543 - Yay for working on Monday! Even more YAY for working on Monday public holidays!

544, i want cheese toast

545 - Cheese toast or a cheese toasty?

546 - personally I would go the cheese toast

547 - yeah cheese on toast rocks ...... put some tomato and onion underneath, bit of pepper....yeah baby

548 - ham and avocado rocks too! mmmmm

549 - ppffffff

550 - LOL!!

551 - i dont get it!

552 - pfff at ur ham and avocado.

553 - well you know, each to their own!

554 - Can I have fries with that?

555 - LOL!!!

556 - longest thread so far i believe!!!

557 it even beats my welcome thread

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558 - Streaming FreshFM w00t! Mad beats

559 - i am happy to report that beer and I have talked it over and are friends once again!

560 - Its always good to kiss and makeup after a hurtful fight. I applaud you both for being able to sit down and talk things over maturely. I hope you let Beer know not make things so unnecessarily uncomfortable and to be more forgiving of the occasional over indulgence, as it only happens to the best of us. Hell I got shit faced last weekend as well.

561 ill have one with dinner.. to get reaquainted...

562 - i'm bored someone brighten up my night...

562 - LMAO! yeh i think we have come to an understanding with each other, for now anyway!

563 - god damn you gotta be quick!

564 gotta be quick if u want to whore

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564 - I hope I can walk again for One!!!!
Pysio work your magic!!!!!

565 - Well I royally stuffed that one up. but if you click the image you can still see it... I hope..

565 - too sloooooooow!!!!

566 - Way tooooooo slooooow!!!!!

566 - Ok maybe not... I think I need to lay down..

567 - OK. that's it... Nap time

566 - dont worry love, if you cant walk i will sit you in a wheelchair in the corner!!!

568 - AAHHHHHHH... LOL!

567 - well i really fucked that up didnt I!

fuck it i am going straight to 570, see if that works!

rewind to 569
damn counting thread!
whos idea was this anyway!!!!!!!!!
LOL!

571 the 614th post in this thread

572 - home from work (finally) get to do what I want to do

573 just had tea!

574 - kjh;orghfdmnjb;oaidhyrtyjhutp9erpkgn/dflkhv;klafngdfh

sorry just couldn't think of anythin to write.... save from having dinner of course lol

575 - how fucked up does it want to get!

576 - its all gone pear shaped!

577
chaos!

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578 - i think we are sorted now!

579 - hooray for boobies!

580 hmmm boobs....

581 No I don't think this is sorted yet!!!!

582 - good night people xo

583 - boobies yeah

584 boobies, that would make a nice bed i think

585 or just a whole room of them like a padded boobie cell

586 - or a bouncy boobie castle

587 - hahahahahahahahaha

588 - now youre talking

5(one fat lady)9

that would bee the coolest!

589 - breathing bleach isnt good for you, just ask my lungs

590 then

591 - yes bouncy bouncy bouncy booby bouncy bouncy

592 - my boobs are up bouncing around lavashing in their last moments of freedom, before I don the restricting bra for my work day.

Good Morning All

593 - I was just going to say goodnight and head for bed as I don a 6pack of Zzzzz's.... damn my body clock's preference for inverted hours

594 im up and ready for more................BOOBIES!


off to work aswell.... chat to yas later tonight!

595

i have boobies!!!! oh yeash i do!!!! i was flashing them at people when i was paro on sat night out the front of the london!!!!! lol

it was cold and i had a whole lotta vodka in my system!!! my sweet sweet child vodka!!!

596 - Dear me...

597 - please make sure a photograper is present at the next unveiling

598 - i wish i had boobies, id bounce them around all over the place

599 - london tavern here we come, bouncing around boobie fun

600!!!

601 - B00Bies are the best!

Though every time I flash mine people chase me yelling out "Perv!"... What's with that?

602 - Hi, before I can fix your computer issues I will need a DNA sample to confirm your identity. Thanks!

603 - So where do i go when i die now?

604 - What do we tell kids?

605 - Is God now unemployed?

606 - Did St Peter lose his bouncer job at the gate?

607 - i dunno thats wierd. was ur knob hanging out at the same time?

608 - sex is great

609 - Actually now that you mention it I think it was. It was making helicopter noises as well.

610 Like thud thud thud thud

611 - I HATE WORK!!! i'm having such a bad day

612 going home soon

613 - Totally agree with you Taz. I'm working on a theory that work is the invention of classical music lovers! I haven’t come up why yet, but like I said - I'm working on it!

614 - HAHAHAHAHHAHHA!!

615 a new rear window for a TR magna tinted and installed costs $220.. thats $220 i coulda wasted this weekend... or gotten wasted on this weekend....

616 - Happy 7th Birthday to Google

617 - just because I can

618 siff google gives me 2638mb email storage....


anyone after a Gmail account i got about 50 i can give away... 2 gig storage...

619 - fuck the police coming straight from the underground

620 NWA..... long time since i last heard that song.....

621 - I decided to skip all posts before I get automatically logged off again. So whats this counting post supposed to be about?

622 counting dude.. and anything else u wish.... its quite funny at some of the quotes and lines said

Take a number

Its basiaclly a place to come and officially dribble shit. what ever goes, goes. With in the limits and rules of the forums ofcourse.

The only prerequisite is that you include the number next in order from the previous post.

623....

624, 625 - I'm outta here. Got to go back to town for a 4am start at work. Night all.

626- gd nite! *yawn*

627


asian funk.. getting in a couple of numbers there... good work.. play it safe.. and edit the post afetrwards to aplicable number

this thread can reallyget quite fast paced at times...

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627..?
umm Del, if u dont have a number.. get the F.. outta the line! hehehe i have no patience for line-pusher-inners.. how come the post # dont match our numbers? who screwed up in the last 670 posts?

628


AHEM......

629

meow.....

630 - is it friday yet?

631 i wish it was.... ahhwell wednesday off from work is almost as good

623 - shut up!

634

i do believe its timewarp time!!!!

timewarp? thats baaaaad....oh mickey youre so fine time

635.....

Oldskoolie you counting backwards again?

633........

636........my brain hurts

337

its all in the name of boredom and fun!!!!

eye of the tiger......

summer of 69.....

U know u wanna join us in tonights naughty-ness!!!!

638

where is time warp held this week?

639

st pauls me thinks!

640

tempting..... but i think ills tick a tank of petrol in the rx7 instead.... money well spent.

will prolly take her down the local car wash today about 1.. give it a quick wash. then down to habibs rotary deli on mooringue aveneue for lunch about 1:30


im a tad peeved.. my mates FC was smashed not long ago.. and he bought a 180sx as a replacement... now it dont look so nice.. s2 and a 180sx side by side..

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641

thats no good! well we should organise a night out, get a whole heap of rotors! other cars welcome too though! u gotta get everyone involved! the more the merrier!

642 this cruise talk has spread over two threads....

lol fun fun in the sun !!!!


and then after the rx7s.. we can organise a scooter cruise one sunday afternoon

643

hehe.. i wanna buy i scooter for this summer!

644

this is the one i put a deposit on last week




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645

sick, i can't wait to get one it would be awesome

646

as opposed to my 150$ of fuel a fortnight running my rx7 and my magna... the scooter will use about $20... ill sell the magna.. keep the rx7.. and be after 6-8 months making money from it

they pretty much pay for them selves after 12 mointsh of usage.

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647 - that's about how many ppl that don't wanna pay their accounts that have yelled at me today

648 - that's about how many i've sent to the debt collectors

"you know what to do...burn the house down, burn 'em all!!!!!!"

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

649 - Tell them to sell the couch and TV!... Na don't I know someone who got ermm "let off" for saying that

650cents the cost of my lunch!

651 beating on my drum

652 i play bass.. u play drums.. we are the rythm baby.....

652

im feelin blue

i wanna go home now! i have had enough!

653 - post #695

654 - del is a whore

656 its good ot be alive!!!!


and whoring.... if i wasnt whoring this site would be boring!!!








well some days that is hehehhe

657. "ONE" on october 2nd will b like heaven...... ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND ILL RAVE IF I WANT TO... party party party.. cant wait.. everyone gotta buy me birthday drinks. or @ least all get together so we can have a huge anthems crew birthday snap for me....... BLOW THE BIATCH UP AND STICK IT TO MY WALL AS A NIGHT 2 REMEMBER......

658, ill bein that one, and where did 655 go del?

659 - whoring is fine

655 and 660 all at once! i missed a number in my excitment!

just been shopping and bought... food.. n stuff!~

661 i forgot.... i just bumped into PaulHamon! at woolies... we need a spotted thread... to say where we have bumped into anthemites!

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662 oh shit!? and you survived to tell the tale!

663 it was freakkkkyyyyyyyyy!


i ran down the isle throwing ultra whipes at him.. then the dairy isle i lathered my body with butter and slid down the floor FASTER THAN RUNNING!!!!

and escaped by dousing myself with sprinkles and bending over so i looked like a donut...





ok this just got real weird.....

664 LMFAO

665 getting ready for a long drive - about the number of k's I'll be doing too..

666 - scary stuff

MooHahaHaha

thats just wrong, for 667 different reasons..

668 drive safely fo_sho_man...and have a wicked weekend away....seeyou on the dancefloor at Cargo....we'll have 669 new dance moves to show you by then

well im gonna say 670 to that

671 i am king Maori cya all @ 1ne IM GONNA GET SLOSHED HAHA

672 - im down for new dance moves, but you havent seen nothing till youve seen the air wiggle

673!

i had a drink with mr mystery man old skoolie today!!!!

hahahahaha... sucked in! i got to see the real person!!!!

674 - And i met the DD

lol...
You are a lovely person Klub_Kitten



The double backstep is still a favourite of mine..

675 does KK live up to her claims oldskoolie????




this post is the post that is special to me.. it is the post that is equal to my member number... im officially a whore

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nope!



Beyond them

676

sounds like an episode in X files... Beyond the Double D! the truth is out there....

oops 677 above!

and this one is 678!

679.....B's are fine....at least I can sleep on my stomach ha ha ha
and Oldskoolie, you better not have wasted any of mine and Mich's viagra stocks on that other woman

680 - Just saw Batman Begins - Wild movie!

lol. No SMP! I can waste them by myself

680

681 - Very Berry Boisenberry is my flavour of the month for Icecream (only available from Woolworths)

682- wen ur happy & u kno it clap ur hands!!!
*clap clap*
if ur happy and u know it, and u really wana show it, clap ur hands..



*awkward silence*

ahm, falling asleep here.... gdnite my evil, porn loving, adorable frends.... Jase pleaz get rid of that tonite!

LOL, luv ya pplz, PeAcE!

683 good morning all!

684 - Mornin gimp. Bring on the 5 day weekend

685 - Morgen all

686 - 4 day weekend for me! wh00 h0 yay for brown nosing to the manager to get Friday & Monday off!

687 - Morning

688 - i havent slept since wed night

689 doing last minute rave shopping today...yay 2 sleeps to go

690 - im boored

691 - foonji get some sleep

692 i have no shopping to do cos i'm boring and i'm at TAFE atm... then work tonight til midnight

oh isnt that loverly



693

Oldskoolie ill make up new one on sunday and show you next time i see your imaginary hairy ass

694

695

u imagine his ass to be hairy???

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696 - Jeebus!

697 bogan heaven....


gonna go sit round a bon fire in a mates back yard and sink some coldies.... so no whoreage by me tonight!

later folks!!!!!

no i know his ass to be hairy
but my ass is hairier!!!!!
BUT APPARENTLY HE HAS AN ASS TO BEGIN WITH


698....

670 - Wax those asses!

671 - LOL

http://inspectorkimball.ytmnd.com/

672 stuck at work,...

whoring it up in my lunch hour..

673 -drinking Carlton Cold: waiting for those cowboys to give us North Queenslanders victory 2moro night !! Woot Woot.

674 yet another whore...


u have started drinking today in preperation of a game that is held tomorow night?


I LIKE YOUR STYLE!

Can the Cowboys do it ? ? ?

675 . . . .

I have even got blue and yellow sausages in the fridge (that I will take photo's of) Cowboys Fever is BIG in this Quiet country town. . .

676 - DL - I am at home you are at work . . . MMMWWWaaaaaHHHHHH

677.

its called frits not devon!!

678 - Chatting on msn. - drunk too much to know what ryhmes with 8. . .

679 - and a yiros not a kebab....a kebab comes on a stick!!

680 - I had kebabs for lunch - 1 x chicken 1 x lamb - and I also bought 1 x blue and 1 x yellow specailly made COWBOYS sausages. . . .

681.

aint this thread lotsa fun..

682 MS i made over 200$ today while u say at home eating kababs

683 - 38 pages of blah blah! I LOVE IT!

684....like your avatar matey....it knows the score....


who is Oldskoolie....??? When will he come out to play????

684 - U go DL - I only made calories on my hips by eating those Kebabs

685 - Everyone have the most sparkling time at ONE 2moro - wish I could be there....

YAAAHHOOOOOO !! Zippity Do Dah and all that Jazz . . . .

686....come down from the sticks for Enchanted Forest in Dec....will be worth the trip babe...bring your North Queensland sun with ya too

lol...

so, when will he...or don't the wifey let you??? Does she keep you in the kitchen where you should be, cleaning all of the 687 dirty dishes??? Good girl...

688 - the wifey doesnt care what i do... Im just lazy

I surprised people tonight and went to something they didnt think i would go to. Anythings possible

689....your reputation as the anthems phantom is now on the line!!

690 - 2 games, shoe hire, hotdog, fries and a coke.


NO Way!!! I shall remain the phantom for a little while longer

691...what and miss out on all the fun....silly old Oldskoolie

692 - <------------ thats me atm

693 im the whore.. he is the phantom... now all we need is a few smurfs a dragon and a unicorn....

694....can I be the dragon....I'd be good at it!!!

695 - Morning all. Hope we are all pumped for the big event

696....hell yeah...I see you didn't sleep in either

697 - whoo i am excited! went to bed at 730 last night! ready for a big one!

698 - Got cained at Painball yesterday, then got drunk and in bed by 11pm. I hope im ok for tonight

699 - I can never sleep in

700 - Can sleep in on weekdays but on weekends and public holidays, i have no hope of sleeping in. Thats if i can get to sleep.

701 i got absolutely smashed last night....

went go karting then down the pub played heaps of 98ball and ot tanked... gmmm in bed about 4:30am... prolly should of slept more..

98 ball....or is that 702 ball....hmmmm....catch some more zzz's this arvo matey and we'll see you later on!!!!

u missed 702


703 8ball... pool... hammered.... must rebuild PC today.....

hmm arvo nap sounds liek a good idea

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710 - i cant count

704...I didn't miss 702...read the post again....are you still pissed DelusionL????

705 chances are high.... that u may well be correct

706 - I've got that funny feeling in my tummy

707 hungry buzzn????

708...or does his tummy know what abuse its gonna cop later on....

709 my liver n kidneys have already packed their bags and moved out for the weekend...

711 - iiiiiiiii http://www.iiiiiiii.com/

he came out to play last night!!!
i actually saw him, kick stand and all.......

good to see you again man. you idiot!!
gotta get together and do it properly, pity youre not gonna be there tonight

i miss your tits....

712

713 just cause i can and i cant think of anything that rhymes with teen

except for teen

mmmmmm.........teen

714 - kickstand and a cub scout floosel

ah the floosel
i was thinking mangle but floosel sounds better

715

716 - iye iye iye iye iye LOL!

716 u two got a whole dif language to the rest of us....

dam beaten by skoolie....

717 and 718!

719 ...iye iye iye iye iye iye iye iey yeah!!!!

720 yeah known each other for a while and come up with some crazy things

funny bugger

soony!!!

mandrate firsht playsh

721 the first time i clicked that link nothing happened... i had my speakers off.. was thinking wtf is a blank page so exciting for???

721 - i kissed rueben adult style

damn!! 722- Oldskoolie needs pissing

723 chris u will soon be a whore like me...

724 - Police officer - "Come on mate, get down" (from the roof of a 4wd)

cris p - no response

Police Officer " Comeon! Down you get mate!!!"

cris p - " Oh, what am i doing up here"


I guess you had to be there

725.. sounds like fun! where was my invite.....

mate if i knew you youd have been there im sure was a fuckin riot that night until badness got a hold on us

726

727 i think that was one of the reasons that Oldskoolie doesnt hang out with me anymore on a regular basis....bad influence

728 - It was great, the copper asked me how much id had to drink, and i couldnt stop laughing as i pulled the silver bag off my lap and slopped out of the car. Pure hilarity, i told the copper i was just having a good time.... The drivers seat was probably not a good place to be tho

729 - shut up c*nt! As if!

730 hahah u guys sound liek my old mates from back home.. always up for pissed hilariarity!

729 - i i i ii i i i i ii ii i i i i i i i i ii i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i

check this one, what a freak. http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=668

731 - im pretty shit at this

i think we are up to 132

BANG BUS BONGO

lol- 732.

now 733

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! fuck that was a top night
one that wont be forgotten

733?

just stirring tithead 734

735 - i am alive!!!

736 i keep seeing teh same dam messages wats next... " his name aint bevan"

737 - my name is not bevan

738 - you funny barstate

hahah fucking got you! 739

740 Villies snitty chips n gravy ... damn near a perfect meal.. washed down with a coopers pale.. hmmmmmm

74(1) im bored.. siitting around home. wiating for (1)NE to start....

742 - trasport is an issue

743 im getting wedged into a s2 back seat....

sevenfortyfor - asif you can fit in the back of a s2. I can hardly and im only 5.7" and 70kg

745 5'10 87kg... CRAMPED!

sardine style... only a short trip.. saves me a taxi fare

746 been to one i can hardly move my legs hurt winge winge winge

745 i met VIX !!!!!


this post woudl of gone better as 746... but alas... no one is up posting at between 8am and 9am.... sleep.. need.....sooon....




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746 - u met vix

747 i was in heaven! and no my name is not bevan! i had eleven drinks with seven beauifulladies....


ok im running out of words dude...

748 - its ok mate. s3v3n will come around again, dont be late

yes... and 749 ur logged in in time.....


so start whoring for another day!

750 times over...what a top night we all had!!!

751 - *puts blouse away til the next event*

752.. the odds that oldskoolie will attend an anthems event

753 - LOL!

754.... no more...

755 love is alive.....


give it breath.... give it laughter.... give it the chance it deserves..

756, bash it with sticks..

757 love is made in heaven....

758. slam it in the gate.

759 hold her close.. so devine

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760 - rhymes with sfa lol

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760. she got to want 2 come near u 1st.. + i ran out of shit 2 rime with 760.. lol

761 whorings half the fun....


morph dont make me do this man.. u know im good for 50 posts a day.. i can keep this up all day if i have to...

762. i can beat you maybe??

763 - but can you beat me?

764. 4 sure

pronounced like "shooore"

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765.. its alive!! frankenPOSTWHORE!

766. should go have some wheat-bix

767 i need sleep. gonna take a nap.

768.... WAIT..... no its cool... go 2 bed dr del

769.. u want to do over time...

while im outta the picture u can have free reign

even a whore needs his sleep...

back in an hr or so.. less i go polish teh 7... hmmmm been so long since i last corressed them sweet curves with soft cloth n polish...

770.... ????? who knows.

771... hmmmm time to go make mad pasionate curvacious love to my car with a soft cloth and some pale thick white liquid...

772 - I had an awesome night last night. Was great meeting some of you!

Now where did I put my thinking thingy again?

773. it wasn't me

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774 and i'm keen for more - of that soft caressing cloth ... oh sorry wrong forum

775

tekNique u offering to polish my car for me?

776 - Na I didn't get to meet u morph - next time
Good to finally put a face to some of the peeps in here.
smp971 got a shit load of photos she is threatening to post!
Bring on carg0!

777 thats a whole lot of heaven - and delusionL knows that heaven is in the back seat of my valiant, lots of chrome to polish ...

778.. touche..ill polish the rx7... u can keep the valiant...mopar boy....

779. after your done with his come polish mine

yeah sorry i leaft so ealry PeAK. i am definately gonna go 2 more anthems meets though 4 sure. wanna make new friends. already met a few ppl who i think r great.

780, Peake and Techkique...check out the One thread...nice shot of you two in there!!!! Now where's that blackmail money....

781..

if i ever need extra money.. i know where to come... but seriously.. working on valiants and exa's its lucky u guys will be paying me.....


i want hardship and danger pay...

782. boohoo, my exa is a good car...

783 i resisted the urge to post.. i handled it for 45 minutes.... FFS some one else post somthing.....

the less u post the more i have to... and then u have what u have made me to be....


its not my fault im a whore..... its..... everyone else!!!!!!


ahhhh... that hit the spot like a shot in the arm....

This post has been edited by DelusionL: Oct 3 2005, 05:56 PM

784. you crazy post whore del.

785 ive got broadband intraveniously attached dude... i need a hit every now n again....

786

This post has been edited by Fulcrum: Oct 3 2005, 07:09 PM

787 - the most people in my val at one time - eleven

788 - think its time for some sleep

789 yeah im almost ready for bed... just grabbing a shower gonna dry off.. have alil munch and be in bed early...ISH

790- "it's long, hard, and full of seamen."

(Dr. Evil- Austin Powers, Gold Member)

xoxo gdnite

791 i love the randomness of this thread....

792 - there's gum on my shoe from last nite (or was it early this morning)


still trying to verify the flavour tho

793, Buzzn check out the One thread for some lovely shots of you...well, I think its you....

794 i think u have the names mixed up smp.. i think buzzns the blonde spikey dude...


see u just wanna be delusionl like me....

ah, who knows...those boys will tell me if I've stuffed the names up....and yes, I am beyond DelusionL at this stage.... 3 hours sleep and not copin too well....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........I will sleep for 795 hours if I could

795 u got 2 hrs more than me i tried.. but was pointless..... hehehehhe soooo much fuin last night!

796, but I'm way older than you and nannas need more recovery time.... I will sleep sooooo well tonight....wish I had one more day off to recover properly though
Nanna don't bounce back like she used to - poor me!!! ha ah hahahaaaa

797 aww its ok.. soon u will come equipped with rubber hips and knees and a walking frame... extra support.. and i do belive adult sized nappies for unexpected leaks....



and umm can u fix the link for the pic in my welcoem thread a couple pages back.. its still onlyhalf my head!

798 - clocked up nearly 1700 kms since thurs, nice long drive across 3 states

cannot wait for those 'tena lady' days to come....its been a dream of mine for a long time to be incontinent...NOT!!!! Thanks Del, you young rufians have no respect for your elders these days!!!!

799 SMP's forgetting her numbers.... and she could be right with the names... but for osme reason i thought buzzn was blonde and slide was dark haired... ahhwelll theyboth drive/drove rotors its prooly why im getting em mixed up....

800 - yeh, well slide was cool and did drive a rotor, but now drives a galant... so he's not cool anymore, but playing trance and psytrance as a DJ, well that gets him almost up to the cool stakes again.. but not quite.

and yeh me (Fil/buzzn) be the brunette, and the hot blondie is Ben/ (DJ) Slide

for some weird reason i thought u was blonde.. then again i could be thinking of shane with teh baby J 12a... tall blonde thin dude...


ahhwell... u guys been in the rota history before i came along, im just working on faces to forum names or cruises and stories etc


801...


the 880th post in this thread

they are both hot....802 points each!! and having me and Mich in the shots with them just adds to their hotess, right guys!!! ha ha ha

haha! yeh well we spotted u girls on the dancefloor earlier on, but had to go to the bathroom 803 times to make sure we looked up to scratch for u 2 hotties, going by the pics, we're just not up to your standards yet

804 - are you kidding...you two are babes....ah, if only I was single ( swoon) I was a sweaty shocker all night due to crap airconditioning, and certainly did not look my best at all....and Mich was more munted than I've EVER seen her...was way funny!!!
It was so good last night to put some faces to the names on here though...thanks for coming up and introducing yourself...I had so many people come up to me and go, 'are you SMP'...I wasn't sure if I should admit it or not!!!

lol hwo u think i felt.. i wasnt sure if i was gonna get lynched by a idling mob.. or presented with the anthems.com.au hosting bill for the blown budget of band width for the last two months...

bill totalled at $805

806 - you keep this show moving along!!! its a good thing....and you are always nice in your posts too so how could anyone say too many bad things about you??? The ones who do take it way too seriously!

806.. ahh shit i just realised i whored every thread again... im tryn to be good.. really i am.... ok im gonan head off to bed now gotta be up in not enuff hrs tyo rest from last nights fun

chat to yas more another night... and yeah.. that means tomorow... hehehhe

807 - LOL DeL

My pillow has been talking to me, trying to coax me into bed for quite some time now. I keep telling it I'm not that easy- but then again it is a very nice looking pillow.

Nite everyone

808...now whos delusionL...PeAKe you are that easy!!!! Its common knowledge now!!!!

809 i wish i could sleep another 8hrs 09 minutes

810.... wish i could do "one" again.

811 not me

i kicked myself 812 times because i should have Oned it up!

813 the amount of people telling oldskoolie he was silly and shoulda been there


also time for me to go detail a bus used for footy trip over the long weekend... thrilled at this prospect.. (1)ne can only imagine the state of this vehicle...





chat to yas later tonight

yeah you freak you missed out on at least 813 e kisses
the anthems room rocked

damn post whore!!! 814

815.. about how many times I would have asked smp and the rest of my lot if i was THAT munted at ONE... I'm so proud of myself... went hardcore till the end!!!

816.. he who posts twice in a row in the same thread and then labels me a post whore????

i think ur learning the art of accelerated posting

817....yes Mich was THAT munted...and there are at least 8.18 shots in the gallery to prove it....put ya pants back on for gods sake woman!!!!

819 inches is how long Maori_Messiahs tongue is...mmmmmmm

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820 - this topic is cruising good idea!!!

821 it skips alone when 3-4 people chip in to keep it flowing!

822 - yeah it does hey....defently the biggest thread i rekon??

823

it would be i reckon.. well the biggest that ive seen in my two months here. its eclipsed my 23 page welcome thread. theres been a few good 10 page threads. some great conversations

now.. to just get more users posting more often make this place really pump!

824 - yeah to get some newer people joining this forum......it's the biggest i've seen aswell.....i can't believe u've only been on here for 2 months!! i wouldn't suspected almost a life time member

the idea of this originally was just a place for general bullshit chat. By throwing a number in it gives everyone some sort of direction and also gives EVERYONE an entry point into the thread, and posting in general. I didnt know if it wouold work when i started it, thus, no explanation...... but it seems to be working alright!!!!

And it will be a hard one to beat!!!

825

826 yeah...ummmmm i get around a bit on here

yes. you seem to have your keyboard legs spread 24/7

Oldskoolie...you missed a number in your excitment over writing your two favourite words down in the one sentence (legs + spread)

827 smacks to you....bad Oldskoolie!!!!

823 SMP u forgot to defend my honour....

828 - wtf is 823 doing above me bitch

829 3 and 8 look the same.... i must be tired!

830 - forgiven...

831 the amountof minutes of sleep im going to get....

GNIGHT ALL!

832 - yeah... me needs beauty sleepings too

833 - geez, am i the only one going to be up till 5am for the second night running?

844 mate... up till last night id had 4 hrs sleeep since friday i need SOME sleep at some stage....

have a good evening!

-gone-

835 goes here i assume?
damn those whores, you'd think they could at least count seeing as they handle so much cash each night...

836..... pick up sticks???? get petrol @ the quicks???? i need a chocolate fix???? me and milk dont mix????

Delusional needs soome counting lessons

837

Oldskoolie needs some spelling lessons

838

839 - so soo me

840 counting lessons glasses.. sleep... hmm countings covered going to an accounant today to see if he can teach me to count higher than 10!

841- i'm soooooo f'ing bored !!!

any ideas on wat to do?

842 - Look at the people around you and plot how they should die... but you have to be creative..
Or do what i do when i'm at work (harris scarfe.... blah). I call it the suicide game. I have to stand on one of three doors at work, then i look at what sale items i could use to die in the most creative way possible!
This is interchangable with the first game, as you can easily apply this to other people...

NO i'm not a suicidal maniac, just standing a a zone of about 4m by 4m for 5-8 hours at a time can make ANYONE homicidal

that's a great idea.....now how to kill myself with my laptop lmfao

843 - should be miney's

844 - Candy_Cat what do you do that requires you to work in a 4mx4m space. Are you a change room???

845 - HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

thats hilarious!!

846 - I understand how you start thinking weird shit while your at work.
Try working in a factory production line

847. Yeah.. well i'm a door greeter person... which entails...

1.hello
2.goodbye
3. can i see you're receipt
4.can i check your bag?
5. Putting up with people who speak little or no english
6. Screwed up old people - i love old people but these guys suck...
7. opening a door every now and then...
8. and being extremely bored not allowed to move from your post

and staring at a wall of confectionary and just to the right knives....

chocolate suicide ritual? Mwahaha

848 - Atleast your not making overalls at the pheonix society

849 - just saying ciao to all i'm off to cairns tomorrow, luv yas all...ciao

noooooo, we only just met you!!! For how long?????

less han 850 days or more????

850, installing windows is a bi-atch.... stuffed up my registry and now gotta call microsoft to register.. grrrr

and you still can't count....no wonder you're having trouble installing software 851

nasty woman! u posted before me! 852

853 -

Forever and ever unless i can find a job once i'm qualified in accounting

854 dam laptops..... but im glad i have it..

my poor pc is being rebooted n crap so much right now...

no worries babe....so many accounting jobs in this town....look at this thread....people in this place can't count....they need our help - me, an accounting type too

numeracy lesson 855 begins in ten minutes people!!!!

Is that eight hundred and fifty sex seconds?

Oops Freudian typo

857

858 neering 1000... nice

859 - does anyone know where enchanted tickets are being sold... other than venutix etc??

860 - LMAO's

861 - havin fun

861 the 943rd post on this thread... thats how bad we are at counting....

ahaha, had a feeling that would happen...

863

864 u make me whore.....


bastard.. posting half a second before me...

865 - keeping the dream alive...

gotta get in quick...

866. i have a computer round here somewhere that fast???

867...terets AAAHHHHH

868

gotta love broadband

870 im skipping one as i wasnt watching and no doubt some ones said 869 already

umm 869 - cos no one did

871

hahaha

872 - gotta luv Zest.. so much eye candy

873 wheres that link gone in your sig buzzn?

874.. i left the 7 out the front... i gotta go warm her up n move her out the back... then i think its almost time for bed...

875 - haha, Fulcrum, that's the cool n tricky thing about it..

875

i do believe 877 is the order of the day..

877 ahh crap i can't count either...

878 thats an issue alot of us have to deal with...

879 yeh, we should start the anthems school of basic math

880 teh number of the VIA chipset my mother baord is based upon...


also time for me to head to bed. gnight folks.

881 - i count for a living. i will teach you.

882 - today i suspect we will hit 2000 members

883 - 9 hours til i go bub bye's

884 - woo 2000

885- yes that's right we're in 2005

886 - i need a coffee fix

887 - i need a coke and salt and vinegar chips fix

887 - 7 1/2 hrs i'm getting scared

888 - i almost had mine.. until i poured pineapple juice into my cup instead of milk.. seems i'm outta milk

889

hmmmmm, me tooo! i was banned from coffee a while ago coz i was turning into a "coffee junkie". heh, who do they think THEY r, hehehe they dont kno iv been getting my coffee anyway....


LOL. my sista iz thinking im delusional rite now coz i said sumthing trippy 2 her & she said i was hot...

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890

pineapple juice in coffee, interesting...

891

wow, i just got back from bunnings (sausages 4 lunch!) & HARDLY anyone has posted since then. that was like an hour ago or sumthing...

hehehe, pineapple juice in coffee iz tha BEST, u shuld try it!, u kno u want to Fulcrum...

892

haha, dont tempt me, would be ok in tea i reckon... pineapple juice is on the next shopping list

This post has been edited by Fulcrum: Oct 6 2005, 01:47 PM

893

have u ever heard that wives tale/ urban myth about wen boys drink pineapple juice?



hehehehehehehehehehee!

894 - no what happens? i am intrigued!!!

895 - i've heard something like that, but can't remember what it does...

is it similar to porn stars taking zinc tablets?

896 - Apparently it makes cum taste nice

No asparagus juice thank.... lol

897

ahaha, yeh asparagus is great for clearing a bathroom apparently

898 - mmm pineapple cum hey? well i dont have a habit of putting it in my own mouth so doesnt really matter now does it? wish i could though.........

890 - cause i had asparagus the night before... i am lucky.....

i'll just go 899

Chris P u CANNOT count 4 shit! 898, then 899, not 890!

hmmm, 899 for chris & 900 for me! Yay uhm, yeah a bit suprisd oldskoolie was the only one who kne!... lmao

fk, im really slow! uh so is this 902?

902

ahahaha! you're as bad as all of us monica... 901?


903

yeah, well u wernt suposd 2 post b4 (899) but u did! so then mine was rong! so i just went 2 wat it wuld of been if i kne u had posted!

904

905

lol i'm confused... i'll just pretend this didn't happen

sori babe i do that quite a bit 2 ppl sumtimes! hehehe.... my mind is sumwer & i dnt kno how long its gona b gone!...

906

907 - haha, yeh i know what you mean...

908- u think u do, but how can u? do u hav it?

909 - what if i could read minds?

SH*T!!!!!!!!! , that culd be bad 4 u tho! u mite end up crazy & even mor delusional than me!



910

911

hahaha, i could only imagine...

it's too nice to be inside today, i'm off to bask in the sun...

so true! i wish i culd get up on the roof so i culd sunbake nude! its so annoying wen u get shitty tan lines! awel, hav fun basking!

omg ur numba was 911! get it? 9/11. call 911 therz an emergency!

peace

912

yeah well you cant spell for shit its cris p

913

im sori babe! i used 2 always spell chris w/out a h and then my frend started going out with a cHris & she kept gettin pissy at me wen i spelt it like cris! it makes mor sense spelt like cris...
hmmm, lookin back at that post i sounded kinda bitchy! well, i already said it so i'll say it again, sorry hehe, & u hav that in writing

914

shit! the next post is the 1000th!.... im not gona double post, u can hav it cris P

gee thanks 1000th post yeah!!
915
thats ok Monica my name is actually spelt Chris, i was just giving u shite back. LOL!!!