The Counting Thread

4522 I hope this week passes quickly, bring on the long weekend

4523.. i hear u there hun... altho the weekend is all about work for me too...make it april and easter aleady...mmm easter

4524 come on long weekend

4525.. don't rub it in, i'm not likely to get a long weekend... damn work and stupid events to organise.. where's bevan to help when u need him?

4526.. He's on his way young girl.

4527.. yay bevan.. now get to work B so I can have a long weekend!

i dont know what that is.. a long... weekend.. i dont even understadn the concept of a 2 day weekend after 4 yrs of working every saturday...


4528 the amount of times ive missed out opn stuff happening on a saturday.. or a long weekend..

4529 and i've got a 5 day mega long weekend coming

w00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t

4592 - 30 mins till home time....

YAHOOOOOEEEEEE

4593 cant wait for sunday!!! beach day!!!!

4594

can't wait for......


something!!! YEAH!!

4595 wish i could be there sunday


But for the £1500 just to get there and back and the need for a weeek off i would be too!

4596 how many times have i set poor bevan up!

4597 all good bevans go to heaven!!!

4598
that.. times about 3, is how many minutes till my sling comes off WOOOOT

4599 - morning!!

four day long weekend here we come!!!

4600
YEAH im having one of those as well

4601 - mine is only a 3 dayer but its gonna be a full 3 days i can tell ya.

4602 - Im having a 4-dayer as well, so lets make it a huge one

4603- 3 days is good enough for me

4604 - yeah, thanks for having the three dayer and handing in all of my assignments for me on friday

4605 I hate tafe, im going to post a letter to them and when they open it *bang* hahaha

4606... that's why i wuff u courtz. way to make a statement hun!

quick del.. it' s b.... time!!!

4607 del is too slow

BEVAN wants to steal my chinese that im having for lunch

4608 - bevan doesnt like chinese

4609.. is bevan racist then?

4610

not sure, but on last weeks 60 minutes special in to the oz white power movement i could have sworn i saw someone who looked just like him...

4611.. maybe it was his brother kevin tho??? I know he's a nazi.. bevan told me

4612
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4613 huggles for everyone caz its been DAYS

4614 love you mwah!!

4615 *pounces on Danna for cuddles* i feel sick

4616 man im uber pumped for elusion......ravingham going hardcore!!!

4617 *jumps out way*
*uses gogo gadget arms catches pulls in cuddles*
every1 hates me on RA now and alot of them are threatening and i'm like are you going to proteus they like yes i'm like can't wait to meat they threaten me still they don't know who i am they're gonna get a suprise lol LOVE YOU SARAH MWAH MWAH MWAH

4618- big meanies picking on you *huggles* gotta catch up soon for some proper hugs now that my ribs are all better

4619 miss you heaps sarah!! but i think im getting sick

4620- ive been sick so long that im past sick-im all run down and emotional NOT a good feeling

4621 i think its time for scott to look after you princess~!!

4622.. hannah.. that many minutes times 3 = over 200 days!!!! your sling better come of before then!!!

MM RA sucks... ur safer here ( i base this comment on the constant RA abuse posts on this forum not from personal experience as i refuse to join a place no one feels comnfortable to be themselves)

4623 man RA must suck....ive never been on the forums but ive checked out there site. all i hear from ppl is that they are mean and try and start fights

4624- pfffft!!

4625 fine you come here and i'll look after you

4626- ok just gotta finish plaiting my pigtails

4626 times BRAS annoy the crap outta me... speshially when im getting stabbed by wires...
guys have it way too easy...

that is all...
i thought you'd sleep better tonight knowing that...

4627 *falls asleep at the keyboard safe in the knowledge someone else is being stabbed by wires*

4628 men have it so easy in so many ways..other than just the BRA

4628 stop fussing you two!

4629 maybe we should put a bra on you so u can see what its like hamish..then you will see what the fuss is all about

it'd be a small bra cos he wont even fill an A cup... 4630 minus that infact

4631 *whips off her bra and passes to Ana to put on Hamish*

4630 well i have always wondered wat it would be like.....

^^^ 4632

that female side comes out atleast ONCE in every boys life... lol
or 4633 times in every feminine boys life LOL

4633^^
4634

4635...
i knows i was 4633.... it says that im 4633.... sheesh SAWAH im not that asleep!

4635
u callin me gay? nope wrong im a hetrosexual
what r thoose people called who have both male and female reproductive organs?
imagine that!

4636 Good morning everyone!!

4637 bevan's on a journey to outta space!

no he just doesnt like chinese food, but eats Japanese by the bucket load

HAHHAHHAHHAAAAA!!! you freak!!


i wear bras occasionally. its fun for about 30 seconds.....



ooh la la!!

the term is hermaphrodite

4638 - blah blah blah blah blah...........

4639 la la la la la hey la la la la

I am so smart I am so smart s-m-r-t I mean s-m-a-r-t

4640.. my fave simpsons quote!!

4641 coffees needed- please leave them at my door

4642 - do dod do do da da da dee ded de codod d ododo dily daly idjdjuioittt woo woo

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

4643- the chikki im training just bought me cake i LOVE cake

4644 im sooooo bored

No beer & no tv make homer go something something

Go crazy?

Don't mind if I do hfjkasfhkalhfaslkfh

4645 - it must be one of those days....

i shall pronounce today as bored day.

4646 and to kick of celebrations we will start of with the bored relay WOOO

4647.. hands bored relay baton to bevan.... GO BEVAN!!

4648 - ooh this sounds like fun.....

im bored already.

yay go bevan yay *said with utmost enthusiasm and a sarcastic tone*

4649 its not supposed to be fun its bored day

Next is the walk around the tree event till your legs turn into stumps

courtz did u walk past tonic (light square) on friday night about 9:30??

i coulda sworn i saw you


4650 my first counting thread for te day

4651 nope must have been my twin

I was down in the Barossa

four thousand six hundred and fifty two

horse dowsing twix munted and swifty pee

4654- ouch crIs P- that hurt my head

im glad. made me laugh but i crack myself up all the time......nothing new

4655 - i just saw a snake alive

oooooh its a snaaaaaaake!!! an african snaaaaaake...........

who else has had the badger song stuck in their hear 4656 times???

4657 - bevan does!!

4658- home time soon

haha i love thoose cool badgers....for about 30 secs then it gets annoying

Ravingham weeps 4659 tears after the lashing due to failing to comform

4660 times today i have checked to clock waiting for the golden 5:00 to appear... yet it so far off still :/

if you make it through to the 4661st time you see the funiest thing ever! sorry i can't tell you what it is but you'll understand when you get there. >wipes tear away from eye< absolute classic!

mushroom mushroom!!

4662 *bouncy bouncy*

4663 hugs for my baby for being such a sweetie

4664 man im so pumped for elusion.......the music is gonna be like BLAM BLAM BLAM....and im gonna be like STOMP STOMP STOMP

4665 again wish i coulda been there!!!

4*SATAN

how the heck is 666 the devils number????

4667- i dont know but i know a girl who has three '6' shaped birthmarks on her hand

4468 Arrrggggg the pain..can someone take away my pain!!!

hi, i'm Dr Codein, have these 4669 pills and you'll be <said like Mugatu from zoolander>
happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy

4670 - No cigarettes for 3 1/2 days makes PeAky go SOMETING SOMETHING!

4671 - crazy?

4672- been there done that- even have the stamp to prove it
Guilt: The inner voice that tells us that Someone may be looking

four thousand six hundred and seventy three

4674- Yay can't wait til tonight! lol

4675 wats on tonight?

Who cares? Venus is!!! About time there is a decent place to go to on thursday nights! Im only kinda new to the place been goin there for about a month now.

Oh shoot number 4676

4677- i am a squid!! here squidy squidy squidy

*edit* BEVAN!

4678- wots wit the squid?

4679- i wish i knew- i was just driving along & was thinking how cool it would be to be a squid
unless of course you got caught with one of those squid jig things theyre NASTY- just ask my left butt cheek

4680 -

for sex ate one

4682- why cant nailing jelly to a tree just be easy??

4683- not long til its open tonight!!! Yay! I keep tellin people forget the Alma but no they insist. well i aint gonna be at the alma so wot good will it be?! lol kiddin

4684- have some extra fun for me

4685 *dances in her seat*

4686-WOO HOO!

4687- i have stars in my bedroom

4688- Im off to get ready to rock the floor tonight. YYYYAAAAYYYY! Girls night, who doesnt love em?

4689

I have glow in the dark stars in my bedroom! lol!!!

4690- mine were silver and shiny SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDY

4691 shiny and silver - Nice
Squidy *confused!!!*

4692- the correct term is confuzzled

4693 howdee everyone LONG WEEKEND is about 4 hours away , except for those like me that have to work tommorow

4694 afternoon everyone

4695 once i caught a fish alive. Good afternoon party people

4696- Ah great night it was last night!!!

4697- too many cookies my poor poor belly

4698 I want to go home why does evereyone call at the end of the day

4699.. it's a conspiracy that's why hun.. almost home time tho!!!

4BEVAN00

4 7 0 1 i am sitting on my bum

4702 i havnt posted in 24 hrs or so.. i feel almost ill...

4-7-0-3- the weekend has arrived now lets parteeee hard!!

(enter some number here)
im so drunk hahahhah

4705, i think absent1 is still alive....

4706... phore s3v3n nada sex

Eggs Ectley...

4707 hugs for everyone who put up with me in my emotional crazy woman mood last night
All betterer now

4708 this all i have to say

the square root of 22174681

4710 im so tired but can't motivate myself to go to bed

47-11 hope tomorrow will be a better day

4712, so far so good

4713 is it warm enough today or what? lol

4714 Hows that sand in ya pants Sharan? lol

471 BEVAN and i dont care if im out by a few numbers....

4bevan16 back on target with the numbers!!! Grr someones driven into my car!!!!!not happy!!

4bevan1bevan

4bevan18

Look at you with two bevans! woop

4719- im speeeeeeshal good morning

4720 I feel like death, kill me I'm not drinking red bull and vodka ever again!

4 bevan 21 im so sore today

4722- im so burnt

4723 i believe that scott didnt put enough sunscreen on u

4724- i know but hes gonna smother me in after burnies stuff when i get home

4725 hehe and give u a nice massarge becuase i bet everyone would at least be a lil sore from yesterday.

4726 *nods*

4727 my first post in ages and i just scored a bevan!

4728- steals dels bevan

4 bevan 2 9 gives sarah heaps of cuddles

4730 *huggles your sexy self back*

4731 that bevans oldnow.. u can keep him.. ill get another fresh one later

4732- wooooot *puts bavan in a jar*

4733 - Steals the "Bevan in a Jar" - and puts it up for sale on E-Bay

swore bevans tree sore

yeah im an idiot. i dont care

4735 *steals bevan in a jar back & crams PeAkE in there too*

4736 - takes the jar of PeAk and Bevan and puts in on sale on ebay again, this time with a high reserve and intention to channel the proceeds to the next anthems event

bevan's everywhere but i think that with peakwan in there we can get a fair bit of extra cash, hey, he's a sexy man bitch, that shit sells!! has anyone ever though of auctioning themselves on ebay???

4737- i would but itd just be embarassing if noone would buy me

4738........hot selling items needed on e-bay - anything depicting religious characters on ANY
medium, toast and moisture ingressed walls are particularly fast selling items, i think that piece of toast that supposedly had the virgin mary burnt onto it went for $130,000 one maybe two years ago.

anyway............4738 it is.

4739 i have chocolate who wants that?

4740 please sir, I want some more

4741 moooore you say??

4742

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


???

4743 goodnight folks!

4744...............and still going night Del have a good sleep

4745- morning all

4746 afternoon all

*bounces up n down*

bounce bounce boun.......

if you tell them you're a 15 year old virgin who wants to be violated there will be at least 4747 bevans bidding for you

4748- ohhhhh noooooo!! i think ill say im a fat balding old man

4749 i dont believe there will be just one bevan winner, because they will need all the money they can get to buy sarah cuz she is priceless!!!

4750- awwwww can i keep you? your so sweet

4751 back at work today.. and nothing has changed dam mad house only just now getting food!

skipped lunch and smoko saturday so busy.. same again yesterday... and missed smoko today.. lunch ta 2pm today! eeek!!!

cant we stick clipsal, fringe, arts, festivals a little bit of space between please! us rental industry workers need to eat!!!

4752 *dances around the room all excited like*

You may keep me

no one else seems to want me.




-4753-

4754 *packs you up and moves you to my house*

4755 YAY!!! *jumps up and down*

4756- woooot!!!

4757 poor scott will have double trouble running around the house

4758- hahaha, thats ok- im sure jhell adjust

4759 does that mean he will cook us dinner every night? hehe

4760- do pigs fly?? hahaha im the one who does the cooking but i can cook so its all good

4761 its ok we can take turns, i can cook as well. we can cook ourselves nice food and make scott a steak sandwitch lol

4bevan62 did everyone have a good BJ and steak day!! i didn't!!! boohoo!

4763....oh my god was that last night

we ordered thai food, and I was sick so my poor man missed out on both.....hmmm, will have to make up for it later ha ah ah

4bevan64 the poor man!!! lol

4bevan6clive

if this keeps going long enough are we going to give a prize to the person who gets bevanbevanbevanbevan????

4 bevan sex sex what a lucky man!!!lol

paul bevan lex bevan

4768 - Soooo any interesting stories from the weekend P'Bert? Maybe a blond one?

4769 - peake still trying to find out on a starter for your car. will get back to you asap.

4770 - Thanks mate
I'm going to take it out on the weekend and see what I get quoted for a refresh also.
Me, 2 bolts and 2 wires what can go wrong.......

4771 i'll get bevan and kevin to call the ambo's to be on standby for u peake....

4772 - famous last words lmao

If you need tools + a pair of hands give me a buzz i'm only 5 min from you.

4773 - I have the hikups! - Where's WIZZY?

4774 same number back to front

4775- my cookie tastes like fruit loops

4776 i feel like chocolate

4777 scooby doo

4778 - ^^777^^ Number of the BEVAN!

4779.. but what's kevin's number???

almost home time!!

4780 - kevin, who the feck's kevin, this is the bevan thread god damn it, what do ya think you're doing bringing kevin in to the whole thing. damn woman, must be crazy!!!

4781 - I can see this bevan vs kevin thing is gonna get rough.

4782 *sells kevin on ebay too* for a MUCH lower price then the peake/bevan jar

4783... kevin is bevan's brother... there'll be no fighting, kevin's scared of bevan... you have to read back a long way in this thread to get the bevan/kevin history.

4784 will Bevan and kevan go to the shops for me? i dont want to go to my old work place

4785 - we love bevan, kevin is just a cheap chinese knock off.

4786 *hugs Ana & Paulie*

4787 - WOOOOOOOT doubble bevan. * hugs ana & sarah back *

4788 will see both of you tonight for massive cuddles and kisses!!

*nows Strike a pose*

*click click*

4789 - lets break this jig

Bevan Hills 4790 - staring the whole anthems krew with a special guest appearance by luke perry.... he'll be playing the drunk teenager trying to get in the club but gets mashed by the bouncers for mouthing off.

4791 *flashes the camera*

4792 -* Paulie see's camera flash and has the need to drop pantalooms*

4763 SEEEEEXY MAN

*stares* lol


-4764-

4793 where's you head at girlie and wheres these sexy men?

4794 - CONTACT RIGHT!

4795 Bevan is still allive

its called a palendrome

4 bevan 9 6

4 bevan 9 bevan

HA HA!!

sorry just couldnt help myself

i can hear Del now running and telling his mum

4798.. alright smartie pants cris... still that word is too hard to remember

4799

we are about to go in to bevan eclipse, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

4800 no bevan till 7 posts time

4801- Paulie has been officially dubbed SEEEEEEEEEXY MAN I shall intro you to all the sexy men next week

4802 Pinky u missed out on some eye candy tonight!!

4803

Cris your a very naughty boy! my mummsie tells me so!

she said u need to be taken outside and spanked.. while wearing assless chaps and a cowboy hat..


*nods*

4804 - please give prior warning for this punishment so i can go inside and hide

4805- ill be front and centre
Morning Mr Spooty pants hows SEEEEXY MAN this morning?

4806... feeling tired this morning!!

oh gee im looking forward to that !!!!

*now where are my chaps to?*

480BEVAN!!!

YES!!

4808 um (insert witty comment here)

4809 ........ YEAH!!!

4810 i have my own witty comment to insert

but i forgot what it was.............

4811- i was stalking a rabbit tricky little bugger got sus and ran down a hole though fun time over

48 El Bevan - w00t, and it's not even a tru bevan number!!

4812 dum di do da

4813 i feel like chocolate...

4814 - thats funny you don't look like chocholate.

4815 ROFL paul its figure of speech. plus there is a song as well thast goes along the lines of "i feel like chocolate" maybe for a commercial?? oh wells i cant remember

but yes i would like some choclate please paul

4816 - turns to page 19 of the " Seeeeeexy mans pimptastic guide to getting your wiggle on" and reads the following
So you like chockolate?
* grabs crotch * cos i got half a bar, full cream dairy milk

4817 ROFL ... thats all i gotta say

Paul you crack me up

DuDe!!! rofl

4818

Man thats gold material....im gonna get irishly drunk and use it on some poor unsuspecting lass at the slug n lettuce tonight!!!!

on second thoughts i better not MAYBE

4819 how many times im gonna change my excuse for not goin into work tomorrow...

4820 your quoting my guide rofl- such drunken stupidity

4821 u only need one exscuse... explosive diahorea they will never ask u for proof

4822 or 'womans troubles'

4823

4824 Damn slug line up went to v8 super bar and run a muk....
i love bein the only one off ummm the garden tap man i love stuff

4825 i sence a bevan is aproaching and whois hiding and waiting ready to poach him...

4826 - so, so close....

four ate two bevans...

mmmmmmm.... tasty....

4828- the number of things ive done since getting outta bed 2 & 1/2 hours ago- damn voting waking me up early

4829 i would say you had a nice sleep in

4830- ooooh YEAH! Now im cooking & cleaning like a little trooper

4831....relaxo at the rancho time....noice

4832- today is officially the first day of my stress leave so i have doctors orders to be a bum

are we up to 6969 yet? no? damn... HURRY UP YOU NUMBER SLUTS!!!!!

oh by the way this post is

WHORE ATE THREE TREES! what a muncher!

whore ate three for. 3 what's and why???

4835 wooot for relaxing sunday

4836 wish mine was easy gotta work!!!! But i get to drive my car again!!!

4837 *cries* people SUCK!! love you guys

4838 cuddles go to sarah!


im still crankn from last night.. and looking forward to daves party this arvo!

phwoar, ate three knives!

indeed...

im so sleepy yet i want to go to daves place and yet i want to sleep... so have no idea right now...

4940 is probably the number of tissues ive gone through today

4941 the amount of hugs we should give to AnGeL^EyEs for the cold she has!!!Awwww!!!

4942 - After such a great weekend i don't even mind coming to work today ooooh hang on what the hell am i saying * checks forehead temperature* hmm i'm not sick just delusional lol.

4943

Boosting thinks he's Delusional

Does that mean Delusional thinks he's boosting ??

4944- at least he didnt say he was feeling delusional wooot- no work for me

4945... that was yesterday

4946 i have a devils tail

4647 - BEVAN

4648 - great......

4689 - mMM YOU shall be mine

its actually 4950...

4950 - 0h no!!

48985 0 who cares

4952 too slow cris

786237 - or maybe too early?

or 4951 now - WE ALL SUCK!

4954 suck what excatly

4955... w00t!

4956 whom shall claim the next bevan?

perhapps 4957? Who wants to stay up late trying to guess the next...

4958 who do we appresiate!!!

4959 um off to work i go awww why can't i get paid for not going

4960 i want that kinda job aswell Dallie!!!

maybe 2-3 weeks off would do me fine....

I'd pay you not to work hun! And you know i would lol
i'd probably pay about $4961 *place the decimal where ever you want hun!!

4962 - you can get paid for not going its called a sickie its an australian tradition.

4963 - i wish the same applied for uni :S

dame study for me

dame study hey?

that sounds alright

4964

4965 - i'm not into uni but even i'd enroll for that WOOOOOT

4966

rofl, go for a major in bikini studies

4967

Just tap it in just taaaaapppp it in give it a little tappy tap tap TAPAROO

4968.. bevan lived in taparoo once... or did he just tap a roo on the shoulder? I forget...

4969 - Use correct tools and correct force. *grabs sledge hammer, damn drift pin get the fuck out* hehe fun of bashing track on a AFV!

dangerous thing tapping a roo on the shoulder!! you have to run at like 4969kph to get away!!!!

49Bevan0... bevan does like to live on the edge!

49bevan1 I did hear something about that!!

49Bevan2 - once on the sholder bevan tapped a roo
sacred him so much he needed to poo
the first time was fun
But the second he got a kick in the bum!


I think there's a lesson in there for all of us!

49Bevan3... lucky for bevan he's a quick learner.. now he lets kevin tap the roo's

49bevan4 **cuddles michelle miss you heap babe!!** where have you been hiding?

49bevan5... working my butt off!! miss u too my gorgeous one. kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss and a cuddle for good measure!

496 wtf

4977- i was being a farm girl this morning milking cows, feeding calves- including mini moo- the CUTEST little premmie calf, shes about the size of a kelpie
Awwww- damn country bumpkins

49BEVAN8 - you don't get milk from cows it comes in cartons!

49Bevan9.. or if you're old like me, you remember the day it came in bottles and the milk man delivered it (among other things)

4979- it comes from cow titties not cartons you weirdo ill give you some REAL milk when you come visit

4981 i remember thoese days 6am and the milk man would come past in his truck, funny enough i still see the guy every now and again.

4982- never had a milk man, only had to have shop bought milk for about 6 months and it made me violently ill weve always just had to walk over to the dairy and get it from the vat nothing beats it

4983 cows milk is nice but have you tried goats milk??

it stinks!!! when its freshly taken from it.

4984- goats milk is icky

phwoar dime hates jive
we didnt have cows on our farm... we had sheep... and we certainly didnt milk them! sheared, moved, sliced, shot, belted with a piece of poly pipe, kicked them up the ringer, sort them, treat the fly blown ones, run over the stupid ones in the truck *freaking hillarious story* yeah theyre some of the things we did to our sheep..

4986 NEOPHYTE!!!!

4987... is it home time yet???? Bevan? Anyone???

4988 - no, sorry i don't go that way.

4989 i say it should be time for you to head off home michelle

4990.. thanks ana, can u tell my boss that.. he don't think so!

4991 sure whats his or her's number?

4992.. is not his/her number!! LOL... i think i can last another half hour... next time i need an early pass I'm calling on you tho!

4993 anytime babe, ill just call up and pretend to have family emergancy that you need to leave staright away from work

4994 Good Morning wat a crisp morning it is!!! *puts more clothes on*

4995 - good morning ana i wish i was still in bed i need more sleep.

4996 i just got up.... hmmmm

bugger u all im double posting to steal a bevvan u have had 15 minutes!!!!


4997 BEVAN!!!!!!!!!!1

now to go to the clipsal track and get my tickets

4998- mmmm, i had steak for breakfast

4999 mmmmmm one more wait for it

5000 yay i cracked it wicked it wacky woo

5001 *shakes fist* i was waiting for that

5002 Awwww! No need to fight! lol!

5003- im a lover not a fighter *drags nyssa into the bushes*

5004 - paulie yells at them to get out of bushes . I can't video tape foxy boxing inside a bush

5005 * gets a deck chair and a cold beer* oi boosting let them fight..... i got ring side seats!!!

5006 i dont care about bevan he hasnt been very nice to me lately

5007 - i aint stopping them i just wnat a good camera shot




OOOOH OOOOOH OOOOOH I JUST POACHED A BEVAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

5008- *pounces on paulie and tackles him to the ground for a noogie*

sleep? what is sleep? paul sleep is over rated, but good afternoon

5009

*jumps up n down* weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee

5010 - jumps up and down in a joyus dance. WeEeEeEeEeEe

5011 are you dancing around because your going home now arent you paul?

5012- nope hes dancing to the music in is head

5013

*dances along with paul*

dancing to going home music in my head........... yes, that will do............ now people won't think i'm crazy............. oops i've said too much where are those 5014 cyanide pills.

thats all folks


5015

5016 - i like tricks

5017 hahahahaha BEVAN is all mine. yes we are friends again

5018 slaps for my ex- DUMB ASS!!!!!

5019 can i slap him out for you sarah? btw all ex are dumb ass'

5020- you can help me

5021 how can i help you

5022- ill bring the petrol if you bring the matches ill teach him a lesson for saying mean things about scott and me
*huggles for you Ana*

5023 can anyone smell smoke??

*huggles for my sarah*

5024- i smell petrol

5025 and there are burnt matches on the ground

5026 *poooooooooooooooooof*

5027 *bevan stomps on the ashes*

5028- fire gone now

5029 - awwwz


hmmz i wonder if we cna keep this up sarah and do a whole page of just us posting??

5030- wouldnt be too hard

5031 i wonder how many posts we haveto do to we reach page number 297??

5032- i dont know too drunk to work it out

i think i am spotting some severe posting whoring 5033 times over

5034 what are u drinking sarah?

5035- me a whore? ok yeah, your right champagne

5036 ill need to buy a fair few bottles of thoes next week

5037- makes my brain bubbly

5038

and drunk

5039- me drunk? *giggles*

5040- drunk? neva

i dont believe in that word

hey lil miss LadyK what happened to our romp in the bushes how did it end????

5041 times good over and over

5042- i waited in the bushes for you but you never joined me- so im on champagne bottle number 2 and still waiting

5043

number 3 will soon be popped!!

5044 *POP*

5055-

*showers sarah with champane*

5056 *changes into a white shirt*

5057 -

wooot a wet t shirt comp.. with champane

now whos gona lick? hehe

5058- not me- im not that flexible

5059- im flexable to a degree

oops did i say that out loud

5060- wooooot

5061

*dances*

btw im not drunk

5062- were gonna get bashed for post whoring dont blame me im drunk- and i have a sore toe

5063 i know we are.. everyone will need to catch up on some reading


ill just blame it to errrr ...ummmm lack of sleep.. yeah thast the one

hehe

5064- nighty night- im drunkski

5065 - nighty night sarah


weeeeeeeeee but im still alive n kicking

5066 sounds like a good night damn i missed the brawl behind the bushes! lol

brawls are easy to find Roy13777.....just pick a fight wth any one of the 5067 randoms you wil encounter today and there you have it....it will be on for young and old

5068 - it was a clash of the tightans it was GOLDEN GLOVES ladyk vs THE DESTROYER dalliedog . There were thrills spills and action galore. It was a fight not to be missed but i guess you missed it.

5069 times i scream no for missing the destroyer dalliedog and golden gloves ladyks battle of the titans!!!

50BEVANY



BLEH!!!!!!!!!!!

50BEVAN1... the number of times this morning I have cursed my work for not paying me... a week of poverty awaits!

50BEVAN2 just tell em what i tell mine i come here for the money stop paying me i stop coming simple. hope they sort it for ya my work did it to me 1 week before christmas nothing like doing all your christmas shopping on chrisie eave lol

50BEVAN3

*BASH THEM MICHELLE*

PoliceBevanFour


don't encourage her, she will. prolly hear about it on the news too!

News just in:
Crazy lady opens monster can of whop arse in the BankSA building today. people were heard running for their lives yelling "IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE!!!". An evil cackling laugh was heard from within.

back to you tom...


Luv ya mich >Hugs< >Hugs< >Hugs< please don't hurt me

50BEVAN6

Michelle wouldnt hurt anyone, i hope.


*hugz phil and michelle* group huggggggggggg

50BevanBevan... course i wouldn't hurt anyone... ha ha ha ha ha ha (that's an evil laugh!!!)

if I could get out of the office there'd be some ass kicking going on that's for sure... and our server is f*cked so apologies for all the weird posting... stupid f*cking, mother c*nting assholes!!!

50Bevan8

*prays you only hurt the ones are mean to you*


*goes into hiding*

50bevan9... i'll try not to hurt the ones I love!! LOL.. of course only the ones that hurt me.... I'm not THAT evil!

5080

i know babe *hugz tight*

why cant it be the weekend yet??

i want the weekend too 5081 times as much as you do.

I want there to be 5082 bikes advertised in the trading post, that way I know I'd definitely have one in a short amount of time.. instead of having to wait for sooooo long

5083

good luck with the search justin, im sure you will find something eventually you will like.

five
oh
eight
more


sex popcorn chicken monkey!!!!!!

^^5084^^


AND for me lock in number 5085 thanks eddie.

5086- just like you locked in number 2 paulie?

5087

who wants candy??

someone who's going to end up in a fight with cRisP...

5088

5089 - There are a few candy/kandis here P'Bert. Not all of them are human

5090 cuddles to peake for being such a sweetheart...

5091 I can feel a group hug coming on!

5092 die mich die love you hun

5091 i think Michelle is mad *looks at scary avatar and runs*


eeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

i wouldnt run away from you!!

5093 ^^

5094.. me mad??? no

tarantula why don't you go eat a flesh eating spider???? i wuff u!!! kiss, kiss.. i hope you a) choke on it and then it eats you from the inside while you're choking

5095 mich i hope that teeth avatar thing of you bites your legs off ps wubcho

5096.. it wont.. it's coming for u... wubchoochooo too too

5097 pffft stuff this wubchoo crap I'm burying you both alive in a coffin together!

5098.. don't you fucking dare missy... i'll show you buried alive in a coffin!!!! *shakes fist at courtz while on the phone to a funeral home* "I'll have your tiniest coffin please... this b*tch is getting cut up into pieces first...

5099 wooOOOOooo I'm getting cut into pieces better then being buried alive Mwahahaha

5100.. i'm gonna try do it in a way that you're still alive for a bit.. like cut off you fingers, toes, legs, arms.. then bury you alive to bleed to death. it'll take a bit of effort on my part but you're worth it to me

5101 hehe *southern accent* I'm a getting my chainsaw ready were going to have a massacre here!

5099 ill bury both of you with fire ants cover you in honey and watch as you DIE haahgahah loves yas

5102.. one step ahead of u.. i got a box with sharp teeth (refer to avatar)... lets not fight courtz.. i like u, lets gang up on tarantula!

(because he can't freakin count!)

5103 Hell yeah I have the chainsaw you can have my prized machete Lets take this b*tch down

5104.. so there!!!!

5105 i never was good at math die bitch die btw you cant kill me im the anti chirist

I AM THE GOD OF FUCK hehe lol manson

5106.. no you're just fucking insane!

5107 hence why you wub me

5108 - you people are scaring me

5109.. u love it!! we want to kill each other out of love.. trust me!

5110

Yeah we really do love each other *hits mich on the back of the head with a hammer*

5 Wan Won One

it's love and family fun in a good ol' Charlie Manson kind o' way...

5112....isn't that the postcode of somewhere down North that I don't want to mention

5113 - Elizabeth Downs

Yeeeeeeeaaaaaah!!!

5514-

pick up my shoe

5515 number 5 is alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



pity my feet arnt... ouchies from standing on them all day

5516 pick up a load of sticks!! lol!

are you an ex? that would make you a dumbass too

5517 bevan yay

5518.... the amount of times I threw up this morning... all before getting to work.. lost count of how many times since...

yay... crisp finally got a bevan!

5519 - Does that mean there is a little evil mich/tobyz on the way?

5520.... only if my turkey baster and rusty coat hanger dont work! Nah... all part of an infection.. the joy of stuffed kidney's. I get to vomit all day and if i'm lucky, all day tomorrow too

5521 - Will that's the first ROFLCOPTER for the day!

Mich your a clasic! Love your work

5522 - the lazy mans number only two keys to find lol. Mwahs to mich hope you feel better soon

5523- *yawn* DAMN friday mornings so much to do today but on energy to do it

5524.. thanks boosting.. me too and as for u peake... u can borrow either anytime u need them.

5525 Bit late for that now isn’t it, had to use the vacuum cleaner!

Sooooooooooooooo

5526... eeeewwwww and u tell me off for being crude. Nice work!!!! suck it out!!!

5527 That's what I tell all the girls

5528 - just don't tell the girls you missed a bevan they will be devistated

5529 I don't go for those back door shenanigans

5530.. that's not what i hear!

5531 - thats right, the rumors i starte....... *cough cough* oops i mean heard clearly state he loves shenanigans

5532 That's it, I'm declaring shenanigans on you young lady! *gets courtz's thickest wooden thumping stick*

5533... ha ha ha ha... she wont lend it to u to belt me!

5534-

why are people staring at me weirdly today??

5535.. because you're paranoid sweetie.... lol *shrugs*

i think it might have to do with my hair

5536

5537 i got another bevan!!

5538 Then I'll have to kill her!


5539 What Mich said!

5540

yup im a werido cuz my hair is purple

5541 Mwahahaha you can't kill me I am the anti christ

I'll belt you *shakes fist*

554236549 just because....

5543 i think leon has fat fingers

5544 thats not all...

my bad....

5545... no u have a fat head too.... lol... sorry Leon... me wuff u kindy friend!!!

5546... Mich is too slow

5547.. but Bevan taught me how to edit!!! so i did!

5548.....use it in a sentence, you say? Thank God its Friday x 5548

5549 bottles of scotch for me- i need to destress and get ready for the dreading moving process

5550 ahhh airconditioning.....

5551- 4 off 5555

5552 lazy again 2 keys only??

anyoen see me on tv???

LOL


ahh clipsal.. back again tomorow!

5553 he shouts nope!

5554 i am so poor

dam accident grrrr

5555 what happend hun?

5556

whooooo its the weekend!!!

hive hive hive bevan...

"she was a, SUPER mega FUGLY..."
KBW

5558kgs- the weight of that DAMN wardrobe my poor aching little girl arms

5559 another great day on the track.. i pushed a race car again....

and got abused by the channel 10 race reporter... frkn wanker he is.. tall skinny duide with blonde hair...


anyone wanna run him down??? I DO!!!!

5560 the number of minutes i been waiting for the doctor to come see my little one

5561 *dances*

5562 *Does a jig to your dance!*

5563 *dances a jig with roy*

..oh no, 5564 dirty dancing moves on the forum

*does 5565 dirty dancing moves with sharan *

5566 does a dance with both of you in a Strictly Ballroom manner scoring perfect 10's across the board!!!

eeeeeooooowwwwww x 5567....gotta love a guy who can dance!!!

5568 can bevan dance???

5 5 6 9 i can dance in time

55BEVAN0 Bevan watches phil dance in time

55bevan1 Bevan scores are in" 5 5 bevan 1" *oh a slip by the last judge there!*

55BEVAN2 many beers last night....


physically exhausted today....


why am i going to work


i wanna sleep in!

55BEVAN3... the amount of times Del should have taken a sickie by now (needed or not) but hasn't. you're far too good to that place and you know it!

55BEVAN4 who would like to come shoopping with me?

and purchase very interesting novelties for the party on saturday?

55BEVAN5 - don't forget my sacred pimp items ana LMAO

55BEVAN6 Oh i wont Paul i shall have you a date by the end of the day

55BEVANBEVAN... the banner we'll have to make up for BEVAN's 55th birthday!!

55BEVAN8- i agree, id be up for that

55BEVAN9

Boostin has a date for satuday night

5580 - i do too, but im staying home i hope. need to hermitize myself for a while

5581 - chris, i totally agree about hermitising... maybe next weekend though....

carn the hoods and the pimp/pro party!!!!

5582.. what phil said!! altho we'll be missing pimp/pro party due to another birthday bash... and trust me we're 5583 times sorry that we wont be able to make it!

argggggggggggggggggggggggggg

5583 im double booked!!!

almost triple booked!!!!

5584^^^

5585 weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee its tuesday!!! one step closer to the weekend

5585


hmmm sleep in tomorow... YAYAYYAYAYAYYAYA

5586 - lets hear a cheer for inflatable dates

558BEVAN Rofl paul ur date is such a handful, please come and take her off my hands

ummmm ok some things must of changed around here......i think the bevan thing has gone to far. cant we just go back to counting?


i have no idea were we wer up to but ill try play along

559BEVAN is this correct?

nup

Seven = Beven = Seven

5589

/agree
be carefull how you use your bevan, i'm saving my next for a double, tripple or the magical 7777...... with the way most post whores are hammering this thread it can't be too far off....

p'b

5590 *bashes paypal* its a pain in the bum