The Counting Thread

21050 what i was trying to say was thats not the type of "Hot chocolate" i was talking about. i wasnt having a go at anyone

21051 - So then shut up? No offense intended but if it's such a private joke then keep it that way. All of us who aren't "in" don't need to know about something we know nothing about. Not every comment made after someones post is in reference to the previous person.

21052 - mwah

21053 - That came across pretty bitchy, lol, I suck at phrasing things nicely. Blunt. That's me

21054 - so much confusion on this thread!

21055 I just want to pet that bird of jase's

21056 - it is a dicky bird

21056 - omg SO BORING

21058 - who? me or the bird?

21059 - you are apparently

21060 - ahh cool cuz if you were dissin my bird.....

21061 - hmmm... penguins.

21061 did the bird run away with the cat?

21062 .... loving the new pendulum right now.

hating java though..

21063 or the dish ran away with the spoon?

21064 - or my brain run away with my sense of humour?

21065 - you don't have one anymore???

21066 - I think I do.. no wait reading some of these posts makes my brain and sense of humour jealous that they are not in on the private jokes... so they ran off together to go eat guacamouli with eachother. Yes. Thats right. You don't get it. ITS A PRIVATE JOKE.

21067 was a random comment

and the dish that ran away with the spoon is a nursey rhyme...

21077 - you don't say

21070 - bex fix up your counting

21071 - NO! Lol. I'm downloading freestyler... omg I cant wait to build a lighting show Yay I will be able to operate a lighting desk

21071 - BORED with the day.. BUSY at work!

21072 *hands celeste some entertainment*

21073 - can't stop laughing

21075 - STFU for things I missed *kisses to Ana*

21076 - immaturity really kicks in good style

21077 that looked like a nice cocktail Fri night Hayley

21078 i know had a hint of mango in it too

21079 - I don't like mango But hmmmm I feel like watermelon.

21080 i dont like it either but it tasted ok..

21081 - bottom

21082- - side to side

21083 - things are looking smashing in here.

21084 - can't beleive what i'm seeing. the word SKANK comes to mind

21085 - The cocktail was f a n t a s t i c! Mmm wasn't too mango'ie

21086 - RE0W i smell *sniffs* skanks!

21087 - You better leave before I leave treadmarks across your face

21088 - i wondered if anyone would get it

21089 - I did!! It's SUCH a comment that I would say to someone

21090 - oh but it applys to people lol

21091 - Too many people

21092 - Huh?

21093 - So much time, so much wasted on here

And watch for the personal jokes... u.may.get.eaten.

21094-mmmmm personal jokes!! *rolls eyes*

21095 *yawn*

i.can't.count >.<

942681

yeah.. there never actually as funny as everyone makes them out to be!!

21097

21098 - I am fuking fuming right about now. absolute cunts. there goes my business with you lot. argh. what a fukin joke. so not fukin happy.

21099 - Cos others weren't there I would suppose

Sif its Tues already...

21100 - Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

freaky.. listening to that at the moment!!!

21101

21102 hehe jase wont stop singing it arrrggggggggggg

21103 - You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie

21104 - Mmmmm....

21105 - lovers you lucy!!! mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx email me kthnxbi

21106 - Lovers you too lady!!

Email you soon

21107 - only 2 more days of work!! woooo hoo

21108 - pretty lightssssssss

21109 *blinks*

21110 - research research research

21111 - hAPPY hUMP DAY EVERYONEEEE

21111 *screams*!!

21113 - *humps everyone*

*heads to bed*

G'Night!

21114 - Happy Hump day everyone. What a humping good day!

21115 - How can it be hump day already?? *gets on humping shoes*

I don't think today classify's as hump day if it's a four day week....

21116

21117 - nah to me it is still the middle of the week - Friday is a just a bonus!!

nice shoes Hayley!

21118 - Still no news...

21119 - on what darling

21120 - Ree's payrise hehe

21121 - I would love a pay rise too!

21122 - I'd love a PAY to begin with! My last job I got 3 pay rises in the space of 4 months.

21123 - productive Bunny! ahh Hump Day at work is over - time to go home...

21124 - sore elbow

21125 - Sore ears

21126 - saw wood

21127

21128 - Ahhhh Friday is taking its time... Can't wait for my horse show.

21129 - Mmmm...Weekend...

21130 - mmmmmm 3.5day weekend

21131 - Umm...Continuous weekend for me

21132 - posting on here for the first time in what feels like forever

21133 - omg who are you?

21134 - Finally it's Thursday!!

21135 - right on time

21136 - ooooooooooooooooooooh half day today for me 2hours to go *dances*

21137 - impatiently waiting

21138 - BLAH no fair! i'm stuck here the whole day!

ditto

w00t i have a sexy fringe again!

21140

21141 - haha misread that - thought you said "w00t I have a sexy finger again"
WTF??

21142 have u been drinking again Jase?

21143 - *gets bottle of Jack's*

21144 ill bring the coke .

21145 - Tell me that you understand...

21146 - very early morning!

21147 - Slept right through morning today

21148 - ready to punch someone out

21149 - I should be more prepared for public holidays >.<

21150 - bored

21151 - I'm addicted to you. My addiction.

21152 - are you singing?

21153 - Maybe

21154 - lonely.... oh so lonely... i have nobody... to cal my own... i hate that effin song

21155 - Then why are you singing it?

21156 - cos my bro had it playing and it was stuck in my head...shut up you

21157 - Hehe, least you got some music playing.

21158 - the sounds of silence

21159 - Vinegary freshness

21160 - Bring on subway mmm

21161

cant believe this thread is still going..

21162 - Not like it can really die...

21163 - fukin know it alls!

21164 - haha WERD!

21165 - haha ur msn name reminded me! harry potter! woot

21166 - ouch ... time to turn the heater on for toasty warm

21167 - it fookin cold hey!

21168 - Tad chilly yea

21169 -

21170 - *smoooochies* Secrets miss, secrets

21171 - i nver said nuthin!

21172 - Hehe, make that one of your duties I know you won't anyway

21173 - wedding planning is so much fun

21174 - It sure is and will be

21175 - I love waking up to DnB and yogo in the morning... mmmm

21176 - *stretches*

21177 - so effin tired

21178 - Well, whos fault is that

21179 -

21180 - *giggles*

21181 - mmmmm winamp skin matches my desktop.... till it changes next login

21182 - mmm home made soup is gunna be rockin!

21183 - Starving!

21183 - *yawns*

21184 - food stuffs in my gutts

21185 - *yawns again*

21186 - SO TIRED!!! i didn't get nearly enough sleep! 4.5hours just isn't cutting it!

21187 - I got about 8.5 hours but still feel lethargic

21188 - My legs hurt SO MUCH from all the walking i did over the weekend!!! I think i've done enough exercise of the weekend to last me 2 months!!

21190 - mmm...cuddles...

21191 - *tummy rumbles*

21192 - mmmm my legs hurt from friday's horsecapade.

21193 - My legs also hurt

21194 - My legs are feeling a bit better.. but some muscles are still very sore! looking forward to a nice hot bath tonight!

21195 - hmm wish it was friday already!!

21196 - Got any Radox yet Celeste? That will help you alot in your bath!

No, i've run out of radox.. but i do have some bubble bath solution actually come to think of it it might be a Radox bubble bath!

21197

21198 - Nice My legs are bound to be sorer by the end of the week. Back to exercising every night now. Looking forward to my own Radox bath on Friday night

21199 - Double numbers

21200 - Getting there...

21501 - Lucy you can always start a 'family heirloom' with your dress so it will get worn again!

21502 - its such a stunning dress - i hate how i have to get you into it

Hmm...I could. Shane and I do have a plan with what we plan to do with our wedding attire though. Should look great!


21503 - No you don't You love your job

21504 -

21505 - fukin pig i supply plnty of foo n he still wants to eat mine

21506 - Ah, house is so clean

21507 - TTD? Braden and I will be doing that when we get married too

21508 -

whats TTD?

21509 - I can't remember... Is it "Trash the Dress"? Laziness isn't easy to read

21510 - yep best. idea. ever.

21511 - Being single is the best idea ever

21512 - Being happy is the best idea

21513 - Easier said than done.

Alcohol is the best idea.

21514 - Much easier said than done. Take steps towards can help

21515 - Emma, have seen some TTD piccies. But am not doing that. I cannot justify ruining something so beautiful.

21516 - blah!

21517 - sigh.. another monday

24517 - My mum kept her wedding dress and has actually worn it a couple more times. My parents had a Dress up Dinner night and she wore it when her and dad dressed up as King Arthur and Queen..... (?)

21518 - what a cool idea! i love how i'll be able to wear my BM dress again

Why don't you see if you can get it altered so you can wear it out?

21519

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hehe.. just found this funny story.. be warned Lucy...

THE BRIDESMAID FROM HELL!!!

Recently we were asked to attend a friend of a friend's wedding. There were some last minute cancellations and seats needed to be filled. Weddings are always a bit of fun, so we took up the offer (we had nothing else to do that Saturday), frocked up and went along. We could tell much preparation and thought went into the day and all bases had been covered, so to speak. Except there was one little glitch on the day and one rather unexpected string of events which would cause some people extreme embarrassment. Although for others (like ourselves) it brought us some comedy relief for the afternoon.

The glitch in question was a rather nightmarish and colourful BRIDESMAID FROM HELL, whom proceeded to upstage the bride any chance she could get. Typically the role of a bridesmaid is to be a support to the bride, to tend to the bride's needs and to make sure the lady of the moment has a wonderful and memorable wedding day. Although on this occasion, this particular wedding was memorable for all of the wrong reasons.

It began with the arrival of the bride and her attendants. As the bride stepped out of her car, all but one bridesmaid rushed to her aid to straighten her veil and rearrange her dress. The "stray" bridesmaid seemed more interested in posing for photographs, waving to her boyfriend and checking her lipstick. Strike one! The bride looked less than impressed.

Then as the guests made their way in to the church to await the entrance of the bridal party, the "wandering" bridesmaid stopped and had a conversation with many of the guests. This caused the procession to be halted and the bridal march to be well and truly over before the bride even reached the altar. Strike two! If looks could kill...

The ceremony appeared to be going well until the "daft" bridesmaid's sneezing fit drowned out the exchange of the wedding vows, prompting undesired giggles and sighs from the congregation. Strike three! The fun was just beginning and we hadn't even reached the reception!

The remainder of the service went off without a hitch until the throwing of the congratulatory rose petals in the gardens of the church. The "said" bridesmaid in all her excitement, got hold of a whole bag of rose petals with which she intended to stuff down the brides bustier. But missing her mark (well and truly) the bride ended up with a thump on the chin, resulting in an unsightly bruise instead. Strike four! If the bride were a witch, she'd make the wicked witch from The Wizard of Oz, proud.

Now we should point out to you at this stage we were wondering what else could possibly go wrong and were a bit taken aback at the antics of this bridesmaid. We thought for sure, we were either in a Hollywood movie or starring in Candid Camera. Surely someone couldn't possibly be this uncoordinated and be so lacking of decorum especially in the midst of a wedding photo shoot.

Shall we set the scene for you? Gorgeous sunny day, blue skies, a beautiful park by the beach; an ideal location really for a very becoming bridal party to have their "official" photos taken. This was not to be the case as the "troublemaker" bridesmaid continued to run a-muck and ruin just about every photo with her ridiculous behaviour. More content to play with the groomsmen rather than attend to the bride, the look of horror was evident on the faces of all present. It was becoming apparent that this bridesmaid is "the one" that all those wedding magazines warn you about! Strike five! Do not EVER have a bridesmaid like this at your wedding.

"She" got progressively worse as the afternoon wore on. The reception saw this "upstart" not only drink too much champagne, crash the bridal waltz and trip over the bride's train but also when making her obligatory speech, she dedicated it to herself and all that she had been through rather than talking fondly of the bride. Strike six! The Father of the bride discreetly escorted the "unruly" bridesmaid to one side and proceeded to reprimand her. Let's just say she was quiet from this point on and we were all able to enjoy the remainder of the festivities.

But there was one last surprise to be had. Conveniently forgetting that shaving cream can peel the paint off some cars, the now "spiteful" bridesmaid decided to graffiti obscenities all over the going away car. Charming hey? We think it may have been a case of her being "always the bridesmaid but never the bride", as it was revealed to us upon our departure that she had just been dumped by her third fiancé.

It was certainly an eventful wedding, to say the least, although not necessarily one that the bride and groom will remember warmly. So a warning to all prospective brides and their partners: choose your bridesmaids wisely! Don't just pick them because they picked you. A wedding is supposed to be a magical day and the last thing any bride needs is to be upstaged, hit or tripped by her bridesmaid. Beware the bridesmaid from hell; she DOES exist and WE saw her!

21521 - hi all *waves*

21522 - Haha interesting read there Celeste, though I have read worse lol. I was extremely careful in choosing my Bidesmaids. I did change my selection upon even more careful consideration as I do have a friend who is likely to act like that. She's been in a few weddings but I still don't trust it lol. When you go out with her, it's all about her. I don't want to be upstaged on MY wedding day lol.

21523 - That's it, it's YOUR day!!

21524 - i've already told her i'll be the bridesmaid from hell with lots of demands you love me really lucy

21525 - it's ok, i'll just get a really complicated dress that you have to help me in and out of

21526 - damn you *shakes fist*

21527 - you love me really

omg, bring on dress shopping!

21528 - wooooot!!! i've finished my assignment!!

yes to loving you and woot to dress shopping

21529 - Good girl

21530 - that was a big stress off of my shoulders now i got an essay to write

21531 - Gets dark so early

21532 - Amusing

21533 sleepy *yawn*

21534 - ditto

21535 - Hmmmm I am so tired.

21536 - *dances*

21537 - Morning

21538 - mmmm multi v

21539 - Taking today nice and slow.. and it seems to be working.. no stress!

21540 morning

21541 - im worried about my 3 best friends

you have 3 best friends!!! wow.. lucky girl! (and they are luck to have a best friend like you who worries about them)

21542 - Hump Day!

21543 - one whole week

21544 - Exhausted

21545 - Headache

21546 - hmmmm

21546 - Can't wait for the end of today when i can go pick up Gabber.

21547 -

21549 - ooooooooooooooooh