Question Thread

defo

why are my eyes sore? no sick random comments allowed i want genuine answers

you need new glasses - your eyes can get "out of adjustment" from what I beleive

ask a doctor?

nah too much effort

much planned for today?

huh what - you woke me!

how did the joke go?

No idea

Ever purchased jewelry from ebay?

no

looking for gangsta bling?

Not quite. Just bling

What would my gangster name be?

Bunnylicious Ho?

Nice one

Wonder if there's a generator for that...

Are you a scrub?

haha I have my moments!

will my attempt at banana choc cake taste good?

Well, I went to the gansta generator you showed me, and:

Old name: Rob

I now dub your ass:

Wobbly Monkey Hunta

wtf is a wobbly monkey hunta? :|

Yeah that's pretty gangster LOL

someone that doesn't answer the question above him as per the thread rules and just answers to his friends a la msn

WILL MY CAKE TASTE GOOD OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!

Yes

Will you share it?

Maybe

Will she?

sure.

if you come get it

will i ever get this house exactly as I want it?

I wouldn't Not if it tasted good

Now I want cake >.<

Not unless you take everything out and start again Em Same as me

Are you ready to get ill?

Nah, maybe crunk

Are you gangster?

I'm Chewy b*tch

Could I be gangster?

Not even if you tried

Reasons why you'd wanna be gangster?

money, power and chicks.

why am i so bored?

cuz you're not a gangsta

pimp instead?

Nah I'mma stick with Gangster

You can call me Chewy tha Arse Star

What's your Gangster name Jase?

Fly-ass Daddy

should I break open the single barrel JD?

Why not man, I'm sad and am drinking at home tonight ONLY coz I'm sick though

WHat you up to?

cold and flu tablets + drinking? you'll be entertaining tonight no doubt

why am I so tired???

Lack of sleep? Or been on your feet all day? Or been doing nothing?

i think its just a pregnancy thing. Its definitely not from lack of sleep or being on my feet all day

will i have a boy or girl?

None of the above Eddy, I'll take D) Up the duff

Should I attempt Wild Turkey?

that stuff makes me fight club

straight vodka?

No thanks

Jager makes me Fight Club

Hmm...Early night tonight?

Nope rFactor all the way!

You?

jager bombs rock! anything on the tube?

YouTube, boob tube? What kinda tube we talkin here?

tube of lube in the sube

straight jd?

Yer, with a Black V chaser

Oh, the goold old days!!

Hmm, make that next weekends plans?

The weekend after when you WILL be coming out, hey?

nuffin

allegedly people are heading out on the 19th??

Well it's a night me and cashew (who I don't think you know yet jas, she's on here but we used to work together) have planned out, gonna be big!

And I'm invited

Snoochie Noochie Boochies Motherf*ckers


Will I go?

if you get the night off

will I go?

If you get the night off

Will Rob go?

Hell yes, there's no doubt about it

Do I want you to go?

Hell yes, there's no doubt about it

Want me to lick your toes?

yesh pleashe

lick a chupa chump?

only strawberry

favourite lolly?

Oooh...Ummm...Pink Love Hearts!!!

Favourite...Ummm...Section of the encyclopedia?

the bit with boobies

fav part of rob?

His hair!!

Ultimate fantasy?

this is a family website!

and yours?

I'm not sure if I have just one

Worst nightmare?

losing my daughter

urs?

Same. Losing anyone close to me really. Those close to me make everyday worthwhile

Musical preference right now?

something with a slow steady rhythmic grinding beat

and you?

nursary rhyme.. so i can fall asleep

wana tuck me in bed?

Nirvana

How did I get an ulcer on the bottom of my tongue?

licking toads

I am not not licking toads?

Not not licking toads, or not licking toads?

will the toad change into something else?

No Ana, that's only in the fairytales

If you lick a toad. The toad is still a toad and you're still stupid

Why am I sOOOOOoooOOOoooOooOoo hyper?

cuz ur chatting to me on MSN

sex talk?

With Mini M&M's...

...Kinky?

yes

audio theif?

No theiving my audio

Karma Sutra M&M's?

maybe

Jenna JaM&Meson??

Gangster?

dude that is soo sexy it is porn!

WTF?

Why the fck not?

WTF McStrategy?

Why do you need a strategy?

what are you all on about?
what have I missed?
what's been happening?

Sang answer to your questions as follows:
M&M's
Nothing
Nothing

Satisfied?

no!!! no i am not

you gunna watch SYTYCD Jase?

yeah I did

did jack and kate (she is soooo sexy) rock?

yes and rhi and graham

who do you think will win?

ME!!

Would you like stars on your socks?

I have stars on my socks... and my tattoo... and some items of clothing



More sleep or stay up?

Sleep would be great. But I'll be staying up. At least for a little while.

Alpha, Bravo or Charlie?

Charlie



Fave fast food?

Red Rooster.

Yours?

Subway


Midnight snack?

Tried that. It's now cold. I'll starve. Going to bed. I'll still be starving when I wake up. Meh.

Sleeping pills an option?

Yes


Want some?

YES!!! I wish. I wish I could sleep for days!!

Scratch on the face?

no...
do you?

I has a massive scratch on my face

Will things get better?

I hope so

optimistic?

Sometimes

Run down?

no I am normally the one doing the driving

need more sleep?

YES! Like days worth. I also need a nanny, chef, maid, butler, babysitter and a doctor.

Got any of those for me?

i can be the babysitter
and the nanny but arn't they the same thing???

i can cook for you... but only cos i lovers you

is that good enough?

I think babysitters just mind the child whereas nanny's do stuff around the house too. I'm not entirely sure though.

Your resume seems good enough You're hired!!

What are you cooking me?

ummmm something better than baked bean toasties...

lol chops??? chicken??? pasta??? you choose

Lamb chops. Mmmmm

What's for desert?

Sticky Date Pudding..

Cream , Icecream or caramel sauce?

Oh, yum! Ice cream

Where are my tissues?

all used up!


Tissue brand?

Sorbent

Best cold and flu tablets?

anything with pseudoephedrine in it! hehe... other then that stuff the meds they don't do anything!


Can you peel my banana?

NOTHING has pseudoephedrine in it anymore.

I would, but I don't want you to get sick.

Time to get ready?

Depends when you have to be "there"

sudafed is gold!!! i was over the moon when i found an old box of the stuff in my medicine cabinet! Get ur mum to buy some for you.. they tend to allow older/mature women to buy the stuff as opposed to anyone 28 and under!

water or soft drink?

Sudafed doesn't have it in there anymore. Hasn't had it in there for a very long time. Plus, I don't have hayfever. I have a cold

My mum doesn't look older, nor mature She's hot!!

Umm, go water...Unless you're lacking energy..

Are you lacking energy?

Bet Shane's loving that! , like they say.. look to the mother to find out what ur woman's gonna look like in 20years time!!


I think Sudafed is the last one that still has it in there, but you have to sign all these concent forms etc!

No not lacking energy at all.. i think i'm just bored and when i'm bored i eat and drink junk stuff...

Time for a healthy snack?

yup *

hands celeste a granny smith apple*

want it?

already had one today.. but i won't turn down another!


What's for dinner tonight?

left over BBQ i thinks.. unless hayley wants dinner


what u cooking me tonight Celeste?

Nothing.. i'm going to my parents for dinner!


what are you making YOURSELF for dinner?

i have Ceasar salad ill just add some more advocado to it

want some?

Nothing because I have a sore throat

Who wants to come to Peru & Bolivia with me??

All expenses paid? Cos I can't afford a holiday right now

What's a good Honeymoon destination?

Overseas.. somewhere beachy if u like that thing.. or snow



Holiday soon?

2010 for me. Yup. Definitely. Though that's not exactly soon

Sleepy time soon?

no your going to stay awake

will i sleep well tonight?

I hope so

Will I?

you deserve to

who's laughing now?

yeha i am

are you?

all the time

laughing hard?

yup very much so.. it hurts so much!


busy day?

yes I am busy day

Celeste should be happy that I am?

haha she will say OMG thats a change!

where is Celeste?

up your bum????

whats for lunch today kids?

Something healthy would be good...


Does anyone know of any highly recommended 5 star restaurants?

that japanese place in the hyatt...

can anyone remember what its called?

depends on the type of cuisine you are after?

its called the House of Chow on Hutt st

there is a place at the bay.

does it matter where it is Celeste?

preferably in the city as that's central to all staff... i was looking for Australian Cuisine, ie; croc, snake, emu.. you know something different (plus i haven't had croc in ages and am craving it!)


Any more suggestions?

hmm cant think of any at the moment babe!...


Straight.. or Drunk?

no i said the hyatt not hutt street .... all good its called Shiki



head to Red Ochre then

they do those kinda dishes

Red Ochre <<< clicky clicky

does that help?

Yeah it does! thank you! mwah!


Keep the idea's coming people.. Adelaide area restaurants...?

and just so you know! its a top restaurant, i've eaten there before, and we have taken business clients there before for work related functions also

long day?

It feels that way!!

busy day for you?

always is!

i really need to sit down and do some study! but by the time i get home i just wanna relax!!!

is that too much to ask lol

Never!

Don't you get study leave from work?

Nope...

What should I have for lunch?

Lunch.. it's a bit late isn't it?

Given that I am sick as and have slept all day, I think not.

Should I be driving in my sick state?

Depends if you feel light headed or not!?! if ur just feeling generally sick you should be alright if the drive isn't to far!

Do you feel up to it tho?

I feel weak. I don't feel up to it at all, and it's only a 5 minute drive. I'm just gonna stay here. It can wait 'till tomoro.

Liking the warm change?

Yeah i am.. it's nice to be able to leave to go to work and put the birds outside.. i'm sure they are happier there then stuck inside! Plus i can get washing done and hang it outside.. clothes horse just can't hold enough!



doesn't renting suck!?!

Renting does suck. Paying someone else mortgage when you could be paying your own.

What is the point of scented toilet paper?

haha buggered if i know

do you know

No effin' idea.

I also don't understand scented pantyliners

Why must EVERYTHING be scented?

Because they can

True?

True. But I want to know WHY

Will I ever know?

yes coz I'll tell you:
its manufacturers way of balancing out for the people in the world that smell bad.

can you tell I was on a bus full of STINKY people tonight?

haha was that the 253etc buses?

If people smel bad they should SHOWER! All the scented toilet paper or pantyliners in the world is NOT going to make them smell better. Fact.

Will word get back?

no...

we had an indian guy in an office of 4 people! the place stank...

why do indian people smell like curry???

NFI I don't tend to get that close to them

Where's my dinner?

Probably eaten by now!


So.. how bout that weather..?

welcome to tropical adelaide

weather should be good for groove in the park?

I'm not sure.. it's starting to cool down by the extended forecast is saw this morning...


Favourite Candy Bar...?

would have to be Mars

and yours?

I love Twirls or Flakes.. but I've also found a new love.. Reeces Pieces! But they are sickly and expensive!!


Should i airbrush the hood of my car?

yes - anything particular?

ooo ive seen pictures of what celeste has been thinking to do to her car.. i think do it!

does it cost much to do it?

Yes.. quite expensive! I might get a discount from my sister.. but i'm pretty sure it'll still be in excess of $500


Your Idol?

Yikes! will calvin let you do it?

hmm my mummy

It's not up to calvin.. it's my money!


Got any major debts that are getting you down?

nope im debt free .. the only thing i got is my credit card.. but im a good girl

fave book?

penthouse haha JK

Necroscope by Brian Lumley

and yours?

Memoirs of a Geisha

can I go home yet?

Depends when your work day finishes.. not till 5 for me!


pay day?

yes

much planned for the weekend?

same old same old... cleaning the house, cleaning up after an 8 year old that has a habit of making "potions" and other things with random stuff like food dye etc...

hopefully some sleep... so exhausted.

you?

not much on friday... depends on if lucy is still sick or not as to whether we have our weekly catch up session... saturday catching up with one of my best friends and sunday studying!!!

will i catch up with emms sometimes soon?

Maybe...

Who's the king of your castle?

i dont have a king... so i am the queen

will i win the lottery next weekend?

I hope so

ebay whore?

yes you are lol

just like me?

Yup

When will my packages arrive?

What's wrong with your current package?

everything is wrong with my package

thats why i'm trying to fix it!

will i b successful?

Yup

Wanna fix my package?

I'd love to fix your package

Have I fixed it before?

should i eat dinner?

YES

You friggin' naughty girl

If I were there I'd smack your bottom!

But you'd like that wouldn't you?

not really... lol

should i go to bed?

No... sleep is the devil



Should I sleep?

Yes.

Why am I getting sleepy so easily lately?

cos your body is physically exhausted?

will my tafe lecturer ever get back to me !!!

I hope so.

Lack of iron makes you tired doesn't it?

Sure does



Whats for dinner?

Pasta and cheese, with a nice big, hot coffee

And you?

soup with bread

are you jealous

Just a touch. But my pasta does taste soooooooooo good. But yes, I would have like soup with bread

Having any desert?

i want chocolate

but i dont hav any

can you get me some?

Sure!

Want me to bring it to you?

yes please
what chocolate is it?

Lindt

Good enough?

lindt is perfect....
listening to any music?

Nope, the boys didn't put any on...

Ever had bacon on the bbq?

yup....gross ":( I hate bacon!! lol

got much planned for this week?

seeing lucy on friday and engagement stuff shopping on saturday

having a good day so far?

Meh, so-so

Wish some one else would run my errands though!

Personal slave?

i'd be yours if you'll be mine?

Done!

What's my first chore?

cooking me brekkie on saturday

got bacon?

Will have

Tomatoes with that?

yes and eggs?

Yup!

Yum!

Scrambled or fried?

either!
wat do you prefer?

Scrambled

Do you like cook ups?

some times

up to much this wend

yes have excellent plans with my ladies

and you?

drinking

shopping or pub?

Shopping


White wine or red?

white

to whore or not to whore ?

to whore!
last year of BB yay or nay?

I hope it is

Busy time of the year?

yes! birthdays galore!
are you better now?

no

when will it go away???

Soon my dear, soon



How much fun will a 7 hr drive be?

As fun as you make it

What should I cook Kerri for dinner on Friday?

something that reflects Kerri's personality - like stir fry?

am i stir fry?

why you cooking me dinner lucy? lol

well you like stirring things dont you?

and you ask why someone is cooking you dinner??

YES hahaha
mmmmmmmm will her dinner be good?

I'd say so... Lucy has pretty good taste in foods

when will this house be done?????

Be done for what?

Pizza anyone?

no thanks
strawberries?

yes please!

hot chocolate with marshmallows?

Sounds good to me

Is that it, have I really found everything I was looking for? Can I breath now? Can I relax? Can I stop and take it easy?

yes babe, yes you can

will this weekend be nice and relaxing for me?

So what has happened to anthems, why are there no more parties or events

the big man is in Thailand doing promoting so things are on hold here

but things havnt stopped, infact there is party planned for a couple of months away...



most unhealthy thing you have brought lately ?

the chocolate donut I just devoured

plans for the weekend?

photography exhibition 2night, and then just job hunting, my gosh i am boring!


what room of the house have you not been in today ?

The laundry room
favourite smoothie?

pineapple and yoghurt

is Jordan gonna like his new room ?

Yup. Kids always like new stuff!

Am I onto a winner?

I hope so! (although I got no idea what you're talking about )

Is it all really too much or am I having a pregnant moment?

Pregnancy moment. But get it all out, you'll feel better for it. Even if tomorrow it seems silly.

Will I be busy at work tomorrow?

And yes. WINNER!!! Woo. (Referring to my hair lol)

probably the usual idiots that annoy you coming in... there will definitely be one that comes in 5 mins before you are meant to finish

hair huh? blonde again?

Argh, Emma don't say that lol. Actually my idiot frequent day is Thursday for some reason.

Yus, blonde again Just the top half though. Was a long process!!

Will it fall out when I'm older?

nup, as long as you look after it now it'll be fine

will I last past 9pm ?

Pic?

Yes you will last past 9pm

Will Hayley's be good?

of course it will because you'll be with some awesome people

plans for today?

I had no plans for today. Just to feed my oinker Oh and make dinner.

Will it be yummy?

more than likely

is Jordan the funniest kid ever?

"My name is Jordan Schilling. I'm the king of all the hot dogs in the land"

hahahaha

LMAO. That's great.

Should I try a different hairdresser this week?

yes you should
am i a good cook or what

Ionno

Cook me dinner?

sure
when?

Friday?

oh yes

question?? come on... I'll answer. I promise

Will we get an early Spring?

doubtful

have I earnt a night on the couch?

Of course you have! You're pregnant!

Do people on average, eat more in winter?

i guess so mmmm warm food

favourite winter meal?

Indonesian laksa or lasagna

favourite item of winter clothing?

trackies and hoody (not that any of my hoodies fit me anymore )

coke or pepsi?

neither if I can avoid them but if push comes to shove coke

diet coke, coke zero, or coke (regular ) or any other flavor coke??

regular

coke zero with phenylanine (sp?) = bad

diet coke is just as bad.

gimme the full sugar stuff any day

real health nut or talk it up a bit?

little bit from column a and a little bit from column b - generally go through phases where I try to avoid unhealthy stuff - but then have full piggy weekends very occasionally

worst piggy weekend?

not had a real bad one in ages

should i buy a new bag?

Yes... try ebay...


New wardrobe needed?

Yes... try ebay...

Yes?

Yes... try ebay...

being repetitive?

no your just annoying

was it excetionally cold today?

no - your just soft!

sun for the weekend?

oooooh i hope so lol

what are you plans jase?

nothing really - clean the family truckster and do some gardening (weather permitting) - domestic stuff really

you?

domestic stuff also...


nope, but it was exceptionally cold


what else can I do to help my mum?

what does she need help with?

Not much seeing she's in a container



To go out tonight or not?

yes to going out and get drunk!

where to start?

coming up with the $2k that my brother stole from her - two weeks before they are due to go interstate for my Uncle's bday.... now they are unsure if/how they can afford to go.

up to much today?

recovering...

enjoyable weekend???

Minus being sore from blisters.... and it may improve tonight


How much water do u drink?

over 2L a day


are you excited?

I am... not long to go now



How much walking do u do?

lots! i even run a fair bit too and not to mention the other stuff i do


when was the last time u went for a walk?

This morning. I walked from my bathroom, to the toilet, to the kicthen, to the shower, to the dining room where I am now

Good exercise yes?

Definitely



Food you've eaten today?

toast for late brekky/lunch
now munching on soya crisps. Which are so not healthy... although most people think they are!!

did Lucy's dress hold up throughout the night?

Yes Thanks Em!!! Not sure what condition it's in now lol. It's in a heap on the floor. I am not impressed with the bruises it left me

Orange juice time?

sure. it will probably make you feel a bit better!

were the bruises coz the dress was tight or from the zip? *hoping its not my fault your bruised*

Nah Em, not your fault at all! The boning on one side kept hiking up and stabbing me so now I have a lovely bruised breast The dress WAS tight, but I expected that lol. Not breathing properly is fun.

Photos really do tell stories hey?

stories that we were extremely paro and i am amazed we lasted as long as we did... before yelling obscenities outside earth at people... abusing taxi drivers and watching cops pulling over dickheads who do burnouts around corners

will i sleep well tonight after so little sleep this morning?

Yes you will

Did all that really happen?

I don't recall

yes it did really happen
we walked you out of earth whilst you were yelling how much the security guys were wankers cos they made you put on your shoes before you left the place

will i ever catch up?

In 2 weeks time you shall



Fire or heater?

heater, but only because my fireplaces are boarded up at the top so they can't be used

what should I bake?

Brownies... moist choc ones mmmmm


May I lick the spoon?

Only if I can have the bowl

Why am I eating so much lately?

pregnant again?

velour tracksuit pants on girls??

Hmmm depends.... some are ok! I personally don't like the feel of them



Pluck or wax ur eyebrows?

Wax for me.

Jase - I hope I'm not pregnant again. Yes I want to be but right now it's not practical lol.

Chocolate milk anyone?

wax

isnt that just easier and consistent?

You wax your eyebrows Jase?

no - Rob was telling me about his experiences

although I have had my chest, back, and arms waxed

full back, crack n sak?

Nah i'm good thanks....



Trim?

Where?

depends on the extent of the foilage

are there any girls still "natural"?? haha

Not me



Are you?

at the moment yes, as I can see it to 'tidy' it!

Are you surprised or disgusted that I just announced that on a pubic forum?




















at my purposeful typo

no nothing surprises me here, nor am I disgusted

has that been used as a pick up line?

I fkn hope not. thats a little weird!

Should I cook homemade meat pie, or spag bolognase for tea?

im going to say spag bolognase

should i cook extra dinner tonight so i have leftovers for lunch tomorrow?

Yes. Always a good idea.

Should I eat all the extra bacon?

believe or not some chick used it as a reverse pick up line on me! I never laughed so hard!


smoked bacon?

Nope. Just bacon.

Any bacon is good bacon, right?

defo... mmmm i love bacon

will the barossa be good girly fun this weekend?

For sure, maybe cold tho brrr



Why are ppl hypocritical?

Because sometimes they forget stuff.

Where has my motivation gone?

its winter... no one is motivated to do anything!


what, like "I have a shaved c*nt" in hopes that was gonna attract you to her?

ew.


will my cheesecake be yummy?

If its lemon it'll be delicious mmmmmmm



How many pairs of jeans do you own?

4. 2 the same Oooh...I should buy a new pair this Thursday

Yes?

yes!

I have about 6 pairs... none of which fit. and maternity jeans suck.

will my baby come early?

Yes. 2 days early.

Does this only taste bad because I'm sick?

more than likely

is my cheesecake gonna work or did I fk it up? (isn't setting properly)

nope
mine was bad too

what should i cook you?

Whatever you like

Ideas?

how does shit on a stick sound?

no it was the other way around, she asked me if I liked it "natural" cuz she got sick of all the footballers that night asking her if she was shaved!!

kez - not all that apetizing...

Jase - weird chick!

will I get up early tomorrow?

only if you need to

too hard to get out of bed on cold mornings?

yes and im hating it

why am i sleeping properly but still feeling exhausted?

iron deficiency?

brrr how much of winter left... I'm over it!

At least a month... probably longer bbrr



How many blankets do you sleep with?

2. 1 mink blanket underneath me and 1 massive Playboy queen size quilt over me.

Will I get everything done today?

All but one thing

(I sleep with the same lol)


Pizza night required?

Definitely. Always a good night for pizza!!

Will things be half normal today?

Yay pizza it is

Depends what normal is... how do u define normal?

Angel. She defines my normal lol. I have to go by her these days. Yesterday was definitely not a normal day.

When will my injury heal?

never!!!

did i cause the said injury?

No, wrong injury

Will I ever wear that dress again?

yes you will...
without the boning though?

With. I need the boning. Might have to sew something there to stop it taking away my skin next time and bruising my whole breast.

When will I get my group certificate?

soon hopefully babe...

will my tax return come through for me on thursday as promised?

Hopefully

Will I find what I'm looking for?

eventually

will IT come back?

fuk i hope not!
why did it come back?

Not sure.

Proving a point?

what, that she's still a cr@ck whore?

anyone got any idea how old her new baby would be?

Not sure...

Didn't she give birth before me?

I would say so...

change of topic...

should I nap now or stick it out and have an early night instead?

Stick it out if you can. Longer sleeps are better than naps. But if you can't stick it out there's nothing wrong with that

Is all my Coke gone?

maybe... mine is

whats for tea?

ravioli
n u?

spag bog!

early night tonight?

nah have to take my little brother to the movies

busy day tomorrow?

First working day of the week is always busy

Busy weekend?

hmm not really..

plans for today??

work work work work
need to catch up on everything before i go on holidays.

favourite breakfast?

Melted cheese on toast with vegemite

Coffee or Juice?

juice

orange juice or pineapple juice?

Pineapple for sure

Writing or typing?

both

loving the cold weather?

Hating it

Will summer come early or late this year?

probably late

winter or summer person?

winter definately

snow or rain?

rain

pj's or sleeping naked?

snow


skate or skii

skate

why are all the girls standing in a line for the bathroom?

cos there isnt a toilet free??
do you only have one toilet at work?

no there are plenty of toilets - was referring to the N.E.R.D. song

actually the women's toilets on this floor have a makeup room as well - massive mirrors and seats!

why dont the guys get that as well?

oh yeah dont ask how I know!

you want a make up mirror?

no just a nice toilet like they have - lighting, colours of the wall, toilets, the mens is just drab white!!

equal opportunity?

for toilets? dunno about you, but I go in, do what I gotta do, wash my hands and leave!

as long as they're clean and having working plumbing... I really don't see the problem!

Do you want the extra mirrors to perve on yourself?

he sure does....

will he flex his muscles???

more than likely... only his arms though haha

what time is Kez gonna be here?

i made it on time

why am i getting sick again

Because you were out in the cold with no jacket on Saturday night

Half or full head of streaks?

ok so to take your point about toilets being functional, so why do women get all the niceties then? shouldnt both toilets be the same.

And no I dont flex my arms in the toilet - I do that in the gym!

full streaks Lucy

Women get the nice things in the toilets because someone sucks someone for them. Plain and simple lol. Or maybe it's because the men are sick of the women looking fugly? So they think that if they put mirrors in to show them how they look that it'll improve?

Man I could go on forever lol. One of those moods.

Too much coffee perhaps?

yeah I definitely think so!

do I need another hot chick in the office?

No I think you have enough

How many do you have?

probably none... but hey, with his wife, and his little lunch dates, does he need more women around him?

anyone watching SYTYCD US?

He has a wife?

Yes, I'm watching it


What are your thoughts?

haha yes I have a very beautiful wife, and I do have fun lunch dates - dont know about the little part! So to answer your question no!

yes I watched SYTYCD US! Was that popper at the end just supacalifreakinawesome??

OMG I thought so too! Amazing. Mesmerizing even.

Could you eat to save your life?

yeah watching that now

they sliced up a human! did the sausage roll make you queasy?

Nope. lol. I love food.

Is that wrong that it didn't affect me?

nah dont worry it didnt really affect me either!

do you eat healthy?

Not really. I try, but I don't. Balanced maybe. Healthy - no.

Food for thought?

yeah this Jamie show is - but it is not as shocking as I hoped it would be

busy day tomorrow?

Yup

You?

yeah, rewriting my review on the eat to save your life show on SAFG.

it affected me... a few things anyway. We eat healthy, but it opened my eyes to the hidden salt content of some of the foods we eat.

is my review good?

seems to be so far but my brain switched off as soon as i saw the gross picture you posted

will today meeting just be a bitch session for the f*kin accounts dept?

not bad Em - you got the major points there

did you like the cross section?

what cross section?

on the Jamie Oliver special the mad german doctor Gunther (he looked like a mad scientist) froze donated human bodies then cut them in to cross sections!

good show overall?

no idea
i forgot it was on
and because i felt so sick last night i was asleep by 830.
i should of recorded it shouldn't i?

yes

got an iPhone?

nup.. theya rent that cracked up too be


do u want one?

NOPE
i too have heard they are a piece of shit

should i upgrade my phone?

question is do you need to?

my current contract is up in 4months and i get a free upgrade so i may as well

would you stick with nokia or switch to a funky SE??

I don't think i'd ever go back to Nokia.. i have a SE at the moment.. pretty happy with it...
I like the IPhone.. i've seen one in action and it's really really really impressive!

What's the funky SE we are talking about anyway?

Im not tooooo sure?!?

How is your day going?

yeh not too bad thankyou

Sony Ericsson C902 is the one that i have seen

how much longer do you think winter will last?

Till September...


Where can I buy gingerbread... damn cravings since last night

Coles have 99c gingerbread.

Will it be good?

I dunno, but i'm gonna drive there and find out


Will I have luck finding it?

hopefully... then I don't have to hear any more about gingerbread. the thought of it makes me feel sick!

will I get up in time tomorrow?

Yes

In time for what?

to leave to go to Clare. will have to leave around 7:45am to be in clare on time.

I haven't driven that far in a very long time... will I be OK? (going on my own with Jordan)

of course you will... as long as there are no scary drivers around!

whose car will you be using?

Mine

where am I going?

to my house!
have you been there before?

nope

taking the 4wd

will the baby ever get off my fkn bladder? *goes to piss again for the 3rd time since 4pm*

Yes, when it's born

Why is it so cold?

coz its winter

do I have to ask a question? I can't think of any. hang on a minute... that was a question. woo!

yes you do as that is the title and you also answered it in the same sentance

looking forward to the drive>?

hell no.

am I gonna be absolutely knackered when I get home?

you sure will... that amount is tiring for anyone let alone you being pregnant!

are you looking forward to the weekend?

I'm looking forward to sleeping in on saturday, something I haven't done in a couple of weeks!!

What am I going to do next week? Jordan won't be here, the house is clean...

Play video games in your underwear



Favourite champagne?

none. yuck.

wine on the other hand

busy weekend?

nope, just researching and organising my tour plans


favourite Hubba Bubba flavour?

Purple one... grape



Who's up for extreme weather?

How extreme?

don't know... but not keen. especially seeings as we are now driving to bordertown and back tomorrow so much for my sleep in.

will I sleep in anyway and piss braden off?

Sure why not!



Will we get big winds from this tornado?

Probably

Will my palm trees fly away?

only if the coconuts have wings

nice night to go out?

yeah, why not rain never stops me from going out


plans for tonght?

couple of drinks with friends then town

should the turkey be cooked?

hahah you better hope the turkey is cooked, or it will be running around headless!


whats ur posion?

every rose has it thorn or unskinny bop - just love those songs - brett michaels is so dreamy and the first to get Pammy!!

too early in the evening for sillyness?

never! life is too short to be serious


turkey slap?

Only on you love



Favourite chocolate?

umm probably Cadbury mint chip or plain yummmy!

how is ur monday going?

pretty laid back.. cant wait about to go see the travel agent!


whats for lunch?

Nothing... again.



Why can't I sleep forever?

Because forever is a very long time!

Who will win BB08?

Terri! To be honest, I'm very happy with it coming down to either Rory or Terri, but if I have to choose one I choose Terri.

What can I do with my days now that the house is clean?

You can design a birthday invitation for my mum

Why don't I have any chocolate in the house?

coz you didn't buy any?

Ooo I like designing things... can I really do it?

have you got a rough idea what you want on it? ie: colours, photos etc

send the pics through to me on msn and I'll do a few different ones for you to choose from

is there anything that your mum specifically likes that I can put on there too? Favourite flower, animal, etc etc... anything to really personalize it.

Yes, yes and yes

Hunting now...

Why was last night unsuccessful?

because i wasnt there??

do you miss me?

Sure do!

Last night was unsuccessful because you weren't here hey...

You reckon you can get Angel to sleep?

Be my guest

I'll reserve a spot on the couch for ya

i reckon i could.... maybe... hahah she loves me... that must count for something

should i be excited?

Definitely.

Lots to talk about?

hell yes!!!!

when can we talk about it?

Thursday night.

If you're still coming?

hell yes!

can we please go to sintra?

Of course!!

Coffee at Gloria Jeans?

mmmm caramel latte please

would you like a baby with that?

Kinda part and parcel these days

Is 7am a good time to wake up, start talking and want to play?

i think so

i'll be up early tomorrow
will we find what we need at TTP tomorrow?

What are we looking for?

my new bag

and arnt we shopping for hayleys birthday present?

Yuppers.

Do they sell decent guys with hot bodies, blue eyes, blonde hair, potential drumming skills and a high sex drive at TTP?

unfortunatly for hayley... no

is there scum there?

There's scum everywhere!

How much scum would you like?

easy off bam to get rid of the scum?

I wish that'd remove all the scum... but you'd need ALOT of it!!



What am I allergic to?

Eggs. Or the protein that's in eggs. Hmm, maybe have a protein filled meal without eggs and see what happens? Do you take vitamins, do they have protein in them? Wow, wish I thought about this when we were talking about it

Silly much?

A little, but thoughtful



Why did I believe there is eggs in chocolate?

are you talking cage or free range?

free range all the way!
can you believe the price i farmer gets paid for a chicken compared to the price they retail for?????

yeah, i can believe it.

why is kez's work email saying she isn't at work???????? where are you woman?

im at home
i had holidays this week hehehehehe
where are you?

also at home, but not for long

will it stop soon

dont stop now baby!

or should I have said that?

if you want my really bad pregnancy induced back pain to continue... then yeah I guess you could say that.

will tomorrow be better?

well Em I hope so for you

boring weekend?

Not so far ... Went to systo last night, got a couple of hours sleep and work today

How's yours?

Been great, systo too




Sunday plans?

Bridal Expo for me today! And then bowling hehe.

Week plans?

work work and more work!!

will this week be crazy?

Yes - well hopefully not too crazy ....

Will movies be good tonight?

hopefully it was goood

is trance better than electro?

That's a hard one.. i don't really like either that much!! Probably go Trance...


Do you drink enough water during the day?

I sure do. Love the stuff!

A fan of Cheese and Onion chips?

yessums!

are they your favourite?

Not too sure lol. My favourites vary...

What's for dinner?

burritos and lasagne

will Lucy make 10,000 posts before the end of August?

Definitely

Will you?

no way im not even close

will we find what we need?

Of course we will

We have 3 weeks, enough time?

Maybe.. although time goes pretty fast!!



Hump day gonna be good?

nah probably boring

who you gonna call?

ghostbusters?

that's right!

am I going to be bored today?

not if you have enough work to do

will it rain this arvo? i'm supposed to be getting my car detailed!

*does rain dance*

getting the full detail inside and out? Surprised I didnt make a joke about getting a full wax job? Oh wait I just did!

nah i cancelled it! not worth getting it done for it to rain this arvo again is it?

you could of got the interior done still! get that almost new car feel.

leather seats?

nah i don't have leather seats... but i do like them!

lots of maintenance though yes>?

no they are not

??????

i guess your extremely tired jase seeing as though its in every thread?

It's hump day.. it just oozes tiredness! lol.

anything on TV worth watching tonight?

and bored

Celeste - No, nothing worth watching on TV tonight that I'm aware of.

Busy day tomorrow?

yeah working lol

up to much this wend ??

yes lots of plans
get to see lots of people i loves muchly

will things be ok for a friend of mine?

hope so xxxx

doing much today