Question Thread

yes i love cactus




how much red dye should i pour in daves pool for the fish guts side dishes he sent me??

yes please..


what happens to a cactus if you clip its prickles?

...and would it still live if you dyed it blue?

i dont know... but you can try on your cactus


anyone else want some ?

boosting- um...lots *giggles*

hayley- no, my bubbles


why do they make bras pointy??

To pleasure us guys with

Why do I start up a new game on my PC but get bored within 5 mins?

ooooooook then please explain....or better yet...dont



cos your male, if someone else wanted to play it you wouldnt give it up

would you?

he might



why can't i sleep when i know i have a lot on tomorrow?

cos your on the computer and your eyes arent closed, that was a dumb question


why cant xmas go away?

cos the sun keeps rising every day...


why is it u want to sleep in on work days but then on wkends you cant?!

cos weekend stuff is a lot more fun to do




why do i ask dumb questions? hahahahaha

coz you're a boy, therefore the inate ability to ask dumb questions is genetic built in

who wants to go to work for me tomorrow, so I can go back into town and keep partying

ill pass...


does that mean your not coming to gaffios?

I can't answer that for her

Can you?

but she's in sydney now so here would be there for her wahhhhhhhhhhhh dont stay there F*CKING WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i'm sorry i can't answer that rob it's to personal

HARRROW?!?!

what the hell does HARROW mean.....to me its one of the blades of a combine harvester

what Madness made me agree to go to work on this fine Saturday

The mighty fine $$$$$$$$$$

Should i go out tonight even tho im sore?

hell yeh, sore's just a state of mind

Should i go out tonight even tho i'm a god and i shouldn't have to go out?

hell yeah god has to have fun. Meet up with me and you god hands can heal my sores

Where do you think you will go?? Where ever god wants to?

I'm going to mates house for vodka and other litho free stuff

i hate vokda but it's free, worth it?

Yes!

Whats your poison?

it's a oldy but a goldy, sifilis

whats yours?

pisco


why is it that you make your own destiny?

who else's gonna make it for you

like who else is gonna make me fish?

I think you should , gives you some thing else to do with your hands


why does the water go in different directions at different ends of the world?

ahh oooo TWISTY ROUND 2, YOU WATCHED SIMPSONS!!

Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter?

street fighta


tekken 1 or 3?

3 1 has almost no charactors

drangon ball z bodukai 3 or 4?

Never watched em

Family Feud or Deal or No Deal?

Family feud, i just get so pissed off at the ignorance and greed that goes on in the other 1, well we came here with nothing, BUT YOU COULD LEAVE WITH SUMTHING IF YOU WEREN'T A FKN TOOL!!

Simpson's or news

Simpsons of course...the news is too depressing

Who's gonna cook me dinner tonight

i'll cook you a glass of nigro please

whats your favourite colour?

Red

Telstra or Optus?

telstra atm... but i may change companies



fave fragrance?

my fart

whats yours??

your fart baby

WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR??

my fav colour is your fav colour

what are you wearing?

way too much

What should i take off first?

your sunnies

what should I put on??

water for pasta

i want some pasta

im having toast


how about a lime?

no...just a lemon

lemonade?

beer

scones?

ok

White, normal or dark chocolate?

dark

any1 know when the website's clock resets for the post counter?

no i don't



what should i get for tea?

Pasta

who had a good weekend?

i did

coke or pepsi?

coke

clay or cray?

if cray=crayfish, cray..


black or white?

black

herrow or ronry?

horny???
shal i go to bed??

yes i think so shen cuz tomorrow is monday and we all know what that means for most of us


when will the heat fade away n die?

it's not that hot
No1's going to sleep i haven't yet

should i go and have a smoke?

yes

whats good for a saw jaw?

no chewing an ice pack iv broke my jaw in 2 places before

good wend or shit

It was mixed with lots of different crazy shiet. Sat night and sunday morn was a blast but fri night was a shocker

u?

shit hear cleaned back yard got everyone coming for xmas

what u plans for xmas

No idea yet. Proberlly just spend it with my old lady and brothers and sister eat alot and take it easy

u?

GOT THE WHOLE FAMILY COMI FOR LUNCH AN DRINKS

WHAT SHOULD I DRINK XMAS LUNCH

Jagameister

What will you be eating for lunch?

NOTHING DONT EAT LUNCH

YOU

proberlly 2 min noodles ahahahaha

Whay did i soend every last dollar sat night?? I didnt even no i spent that much untill i got back to my mates joint to drink

CAUSE THATS WHAT WE MEANT TO DO

SHOULD I GO TO STARDUST NYE OR 4 STRINGS

stardust - 4strings are ok...

who wants lemon cheese-cake yoghurt??

you do

leave some for me?

me mmmm sound yumm

should i make a cake or cup cakes

cupcakes!
do we get some as well??

if you're good

why don't people answer the questions in succession???

cos they are people like me who don't know what succesion is lmao



why do people use big words so early on a mon?

suc·ces·sion /səkˈsɛʃən/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[suhk-sesh-uhn]
–noun 1. the coming of one person or thing after another in order, sequence, or in the course of events: many troubles in succession.
2. a number of persons or things following one another in order or sequence.
3. the right, act, or process, by which one person succeeds to the office, rank, estate, or the like, of another.
4. the order or line of those entitled to succeed one another.
5. the descent or transmission of a throne, dignity, estate, or the like.

why does time always go so slowly on monday morning?

dunno

but how was Sydney??

i didnt go but thanks for asking

why ask me? i have no idea

maybe we are all attracted to you

are you hot?

hahaha
sydney was fine... was really good!
guys are much hotter there!

what's happening this weekend?

no idea.....


possibly HQ???

why am i so tired?

coz you work too early too much and party just as hard

why arent I ready for work yet??

cuz u're slack...
why aren't there sick bays at work?? need a bed

Cause you just need to be a george and sleep under your desk.

How many giner bread men can you eat?

hhahaa i think there is a sick bay in our building.... 5th floor or something!! hahaha


ginger bread men..... not sure i like them

why is it so damn hot in this office..?

giner bread men? didnt know they made them in that flavour. sounds good to me!!

^^^^ cause you dont have the aircon on

why dont you trun it on?

yes it is pretty hot in this office too.. or maybe cuz i'm feeling ill...
y does the printer have to be so faraway??
the gingerbread man??

It is on..... stupid ppl turned it off over the w/e


why turn it off?? we're the government!!

because it saves energy!

anyone else have a good sunday morning? (i certainly did!!)

me did and day was great too

anyone else looking foward to anthems xmas

i was on a plane sunday morning..
i had a great sunday tho
who's having the longest monday ever?
why is time going to slowly?

i agree.. time is going sooooo slow today!

how much longer till i can crawl back into bed?

i agree today is so sssssssslllllllooooooooooowwwwwwww

why cant it go fast

mine is going really fast. Mondays always do for me

Why didnt i have gum sat night?? Now my jaw is so sore

you forgot to plan ahead



why are there so many questions that require answering?

haha sometimes gum can make it even more sore!
did u have fun sat nite?

I had an awesome sunday

monday.... probably the 2nd longest


saturday night was great.....


who else wishes the week was over?

ME!! it needs to be over badly.....i want my hols!!
who else is on hols all next week??

I am but i head back to work on the 2nd

When do u head back?

on the 2nd as well!!
don't have any more annual to take.
it will be very quiet the week starting 2nd... and very boring.. no1 will be here
2hr lunches that week i think??

definately 2hr lunch breaks!!!

but what to do on a 2hr lunch break?

eat 2 hours worth of food


cause people cant think for themselves

wheres my question?

there it is!!

did ppl enjoy the sun on sunday?

Didnt see hardly any of it. Was in the pub untill 1 then crashed out for a power nap to 5 the went home and straight to bed again

Was i lazy?

yes.. that's definatly lazy! wish i'd been that lazy!

are freckles cute or not?

Yes u were!!

The sun was awesome

why does the lady who sits across from me keep talking while i have headfones on??

cos stupidity is like the plague here in adelaide right now




why do people wait till the hot days to order aircon and finally realise summer will be hot this year too?

hahaha.. my thoughts exactly...


why do ppl take so long to do things... how hard is it to reply to an sms, or download some photos onto a cd? grr

why is it so hot in here?

Cos its 34 outside??

why am i staying back at work when i am tired?

cos your like me bludging overtime to talk on anthems




why do i not like my job when i get away with so much?

because it's not challenging enough maybe.. getting away with being slack is ok but after a while it makes you feel a bit useless..

is it almost the end of the day??

yes it is the end of the day!!!

what shall i do 2nite WITHOUT internet access?

OMG... no internet access... i don't know... haha... it's a sad day when we can't live without computers! ... it's nice weather go for a walk damn it!

haha.. who else survived on energy drinks today?

My tongue couldnt stand any fizzy drinks Had coffee instead

How was every1 elses weekend?

was wicked


who's done their christmas shopping? not me bwahahahah

not me either

whos coming to xmas anthems???

i have a ticket so barring any catastrophic emergencies i should be partying pretty hard that night


who else is going to christmas anthems?

Im not sure untill the day/night. Xmas isnt a good one to plan for. There is always something that comes up unexpected

How many 50cent coins can you ballance on your elbow?

not sure maybe 10 or more

how many can u do???

hmm... i've never actually tried to do it!

can you lick your elbow?

No i cant...

Can you lick my elbow?

i'm sure i could manage that! haha

can you pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time?

yes i can

can u put your foot in your mouth

haha.. yes i can!

can i put my foot in your mouth?? (eww.. that was gross.. can't believe i just asked that...)

um no thanks im not into foot fetishes hahahahaha

do you like mushroom sauce?

yeah i do

do you like chillis

yes i like chilli's!!!!

what should i eat for lunch and where should i go?

steak or a counter meal at pub

should i go out for lunch too

i'm in the "wrong" frame of mind today.. so i'm going to skip over that question for fear of offending some ppl!!

Going to venus on Thrusday night?

WOULD LIKE TOO

YOU GOING

i may put in an appearance.... but i am definately going to Chemistry...oops i mean biology

WELL IV NEVER BEEN AND AM GOING TO TRY TO GET THERE WOULD LOVE TO PUT FACES TO NAMES AND MEET THESE LOVELY anthems PEEPS

WHAT YOUR BIGGEST FEAR

Nah.. was gonna go, but lack of finances is becoming a problem for me.. lookes like it'll be a quiet one for the next month.

want some m&m's?

yes i want m&m's!!!

do bad things always happen in 3's?? if so i got something bad about to happen....

WELL FOR ME IT HAPPENS IN 3

I WANT M&M S TOO PLEASE MMMM

TRY KEEP YOUR CHIN UP HOPEFULLY IT WONT HAPPEN

yeah bad things happens in 3's but so do good things

If i sat on my nose for 4 hours would cats still land on there feet?

yes.. unfortunatly bad things do come in 3's... from what i've found anyway!
but like ang said.. keep your chin up! you have lots of friends around you so you won't be alone through it!

what's your opinion on plastic surgery?

awww thanks guys make me almost cry at work!!! lol

No point focusing on the negative as when you do you miss out on all the good stuff thats happening on around ya. Youl be right mate. Just think its break up day thursday and that means getting paro

Should i get absolutley legless thursday?

I WOULDNT HAVE IT DONE AS IM HAPPY WITH MYSELF

WHAT ABOUT YOU



YEAH GET SHIT FACED

same here.. i'm happy with my body and my image (mind you if i had the money lying around i'd get a boob job)

yeah.. go on!! get leggless.. not like your gonna need your brain on friday!

can you believe that xmas is this weekend already???

NO IT COME SO QUICKLY

HAVE YOU FINISHED XMAS SHOPPING

NOPE haven't even started just awating my last pay before x mas then i'll hook into it.


who else thinks this years weather is up the shit?

yep me!

who reckons we should bring back winter?

HELL NO!!!! love summer... and wearing shorts everyday!!!

who thinks i should be able to leave work early??

and who can ask my boss??

I THINK YOU SHOULD FINISH EARLY TELL U BOSS HE CAN CALL ME AND ILL TELL HIM TO LET YOU GO HOME

SHOULD WE GO IN POOL OR BEACH

beach!
how long more til the weekend?

3 4 DAYS DEPEND WHEN U START U WEND FRIDAY NIGHT OR SAT

SHOULD I HAVE A DRINK OFF BOURBON OR JUST COKE

Just bourbon

If Jack touched his toes with Jills elbow then Helen came running in from the beach yelling some insainitys could Bob tell me the price of eggs at the IGA at Findon?

Damn straight he could!!

is it 5 yet?

no but its almost 5 celeste!!!!

should i leave at 5 or 5:30?

are you crazy? leave at 5 !!


am i going to fall asleep at my desk?

if ur anything like me yes!!!!!!

why is my life so difficult atm?

Cos Saturday was fun and random

Why am i Yawning and sick of work for the week and its only Tues?

is it tuesday??

should we have another random nite soon?

depends how it turns out... but its almost holidays so why not


should i stay at home tonight?

no!! come stay over here with nigel! very quiet at home. (for those of u that don't know.. i'm nigel's hsemate.. nothing suss)

3 more days til hols.. well 2.5 days for me...

shall i drive to work xmas party on friday??

nope not if you plan to drink missy




are we planning on a big one?

nope no big one's for me until next year... me being a good girl!

who else finishes up work on Friday?

not me...its a neverending cycle in my job

when should I start becoming a hermit???

me!!! except, 2 fridays ago ... but i have zero money, so it hurts!!! AH!!!

Who wants to dress up as santa for xmas anthems??

i sure do, but maybe it's just for the presents i got the belly for it ...

why doesn't everyone like mince pies?

You can't be a hermit sang.. you seem to alway's be the life of the party.. and i have yet to party with you!!

lol.. you should lauren.. Sexy Ms Santa Clause!

anyone else get holiday pay in advance? w00t to that too!!

I aint the life of the party

I dont get pay in advance

Anyone been to that brandname sale down at the Showgrounds?? Im thinking of going

nah mate havnt been but its proberlly the usual eastern state prices on them and clothes you never heard of.

Do you put a splash of lemon in your water?

squeeze lemon in ur water in the morning is good for weight loss apparently.. dunno how true it is....
is it gunna rain today?

I hope so

should I go for a walk to town or North Adelaide???

Go to town then back to nth adelaide

What are planing to do??

come to town....
walk??
sounds like hard work

haha.. yeah.. stuff walking!

is it true petrol prices are going up after xmas?

Might go get a 6pack. I think I've gotten sick of drinking spirits

yeah...I've seen it go up to $1.28 so far in some places

why dont you catch a bus??

it is true, as it helps you absorb water rather than it just passing through, and it will help you fill up, resulting in you eating less

buses are too hot...

who wants to do cartwheels??

not me...I'm plagued with problems

pay you a dollar to do cartwheels at Xmas anthems??

ill do it for a beer...

ok?

BWAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHA! *whipes tears from eyes* your kidding right!?!


I'm not going to be at xmas anthems.. but i'd pay a dollar to see you do cartwheels! haha

done deal

sparkling, stout, pale or lager??

Sparkling but if you drink vb you can get the boonies doll

will you do a reverse side kick

i need a lemon!
i can't do cartwheels
cartwheels on a bus??

what should i eat for lunch?

stay in the office or go out for a walk?

eat something healthy.. and probably best to stay in the office i hear it's getting hot out there!!

anyone know any good movies out on DVD?

Pirates of carabien 2

any1 seen it?

nope.. but got it on dvd.. i haven't even finished watching the first one...

you a fan of jonny depp?

yes

anyone got plans for xmas eve??

YES - ages ago...
johnny depp.....yum
wut kinda movies u after celeste??

Casablanca

do you like old movies too??

no old anything is like new school comody

seen night of the living dead?

yes.. and i think it scared the crap out of me!

anyone know where i can get a copy of Street Fighter?

yeah but only the original that was made in the 1960's

Who likes beef jerky??

ew ew ew.. tried it and totally gross...

Nah, i ment the movie from the 80's with Jean Claude van Dam and Kylie Minogue?

i have it, OMG BEEF JERKY IS THE BOMB!!

who likes to go up de river

you do..

why dont they have beef jerky in Thailand?

Cause Thailand licks a scrot

do they really not have beef jerky in Thailand?

cos beef is too expensive they have cat jerky


how long sice you last had fun?

10 minutes i'm recovering

who would you like to have dinner with any1 in the world?

i would love to have dinner with Hugh Hefner!

what about you?

nah i'll be right...


what do you want for xmas?

hahaha

um last had fun?? last night definately! :

dinner, my best friend who has passed on....

what should i do NYE?

party

who should i corrupt?

some 16 year old

who likes women??

I dont like women of love women

Do you love women

I love women. I love women that love other women even more

anyone remember the KLF???

yes i remember the KLF!!!! but sang we're showing our age

Who rememebers human resource???

DOMINATOR yes we are showing our age

who's going to Biology tomorrow?? Jayses set at 10pm

no

do you remember TMNT?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT Jayse is on early!!!!!!!!

Breast

yup yup

whos having an early one?? I am unfortunately

probably... gotta help at the family business on friday!!

who is going out this w/e?

nope.. not me!

is there anything on this weekend?

no idea.... planning on having a quietish one myself

anyone else, stuff on this w/e?

i got ......
nothing
ideas?

me too and i got a bday at the COopers Ale House...

woop woop who loves Coopers????

xmas eve...8pm till midnight. Mojowest is having bbq and all-you-can drink drinks. $35 tix but must be purchased tomorrow night at Mojowest

whats the deal?

haha i got ideas but none i am posting here hahahahahahaha j/k

why do they call a gathering of people at a house a "HOUSE-WARMING"??

cuz the gathering together keeps u warm?
hahaha are u trying to turn this into something dirty??

isn't that anthems?

yes...yes I am

But if your having a gathering of people to keep warm, then why do ppl only do it when they just move in?

Cant u be warm all the time? Or is this question pointless?? lol

you can be warm all the time, just takes some forward planing and extra effort.



can birds run backwards? can't say i've ever seen it.

Good question, I have no idea!!

Can they fly backwards?

i wouldn't have thought so!!!

what should i do 2nite?

you should see your best friend that needs your support ... thats what you should do.

or get shit faced lol

what should we drink tonight

vodka! drink vodka!
shall i bother going out tonight?
where is every1 gunna be?

at my house


i drank lots of beer whats the best hang over cure?

NOT TO DRINK LOL

WHATS EVERYONE UP TO TONIGHT

I have to drive up into the hills for dinner with a friend.. but he's cooking.. so definately worth it!

excited about xmas?

hello no, i hate xmas


hmm what shall i do during my holidays?

yes very bcoz i get to see all of my lovely friends!!!!

can i please leave my PARENTS work and get some sleep?

YEAH GOT 3 CHILDREN SO CANT WAIT

WHAT ABOUT YOU

YOU LOVE THEM THATS WHY YOU WILL HELP EM

hehehe ur right....


i shall attempt to stay awake!

what should i buy for breakfast then?

BACON AN EGGS FRIED TOMATOES AN MUSHROOM

SHOULD I DRINK TODAY EVEN THOUGH IM HUNG OVER

yep.. best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk!

should i bugger off from work early today?

yes cos i will be doing the same




why is summer so cold today?

because the god's love me and answered my wishes of a random winters day!!

is it dark and grey where you are?

sure is


what shall i do today?

YEAH I HAVE LIGHTS ON HEAR

IS IT RAINING WERE YOU ARE

STAY AWAY FROM SHOPPING CENTRE RELAX HOT BATH

nope not raining yet.. praying tho!

oohhh.. a hot bath.. that sounds good!

i dont have a bath tub no more plus its still too humid for baths


sit on my ass or do house work?

gonna skip the hot bath as i just had a shower B 4 work hahahahaha




what are you hoping to get from santa?

be creative and do both

Do you have a chair with wheels?

i sure do... they are the best


who wants some of my mudcake i have on my desk?

i have wheels and i love mud cake


can you make me a cake with wheels?

Yes, Bring me your car and ill put spongecake all over it

whos got the whip cream?

well Glenn's getting stuff to make the whipped cream!


who wants a mosquito?

Hes getting enough to make 20 billion litres of whipcream

yes, but only if it doesnt sting and i can attach camera to it and fly it remotely around the world at 20000 km/hr

Who likes Dilbert?

Not Daana

Who wants a good night sleep?

me big night last night

whos having big one tonight

me... its been awhile!!! (that was to sleep)

i may hav a big one tonight too..


who wants new shoes?

oohh.. i do.. i love new shoes..

what do they look like?

i don't know you haven't got them yet have you?

i want new shoes now too

should i return mum's car with a full tank of fuel or just keep it for the day??

nope not me


could do with some new running shoes for erm.....walkin around

Jogging or walking?

joggin burns more fat

yeah.. but it also jars the knees and ankles. i hate jogging... wait a minute.. i hate exercise.

do you go to the gym? which one?

yes and you know which one

does anyone else have a personal trainer? if so how much do they charge u?

Personal Trainer.. no way.. i don't even exercise! lol.. i'm to slack.

who went out somewhere to watch the storm last night?

not me missed it

who else love thunder an lighting

oh i LOVE thunder and lightning.. that's why i love winter so much!

what kind of foods are dished out at your place for xmas?

sea food and lamb spit

what about u?

the usual turkey, ham , vegies, pudding oooh mum's brandy butter just about strips paint hahahahahahahaha




whats your fav chrissie food?

turkey plater meat platers salads cheese cake mud cake an lots off xmas wine and
drinks

fav xmas food is ham

whats yours

Whatever is served.

when does food become "christmas food" ?

when its christmas time



how long is a long wait?

When you have to look at the time more than once

How many rhetorical questions can we ask?

rofl!!

who want's to ask the next question?

i do

who the fark is you nigga?

your my nigga


what should i have for lunch?

i don't know.. something healthy.. i haven't eaten lunch yet...

do angels exist?

well i am god so i guess so

who wishes they could fly?

not something i've really thought about.. but i guess it would be cool!

do you like flying in planes?

never been in 1

what about you if you could go any where in the world where would u go

Holland and New Zealand

where would you go?

to Europe! (i've been to holland!)

do you like flying in turbulance?

ENGLAND WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHERE MY MUM GROW UP

WHAT YA FAV COLOUR

green and orange (but not together!)

favourite chocolate?

CADBURY FRUIT NUT AT THE MOMENT

WHAT ABOUT YOURS

ferrero rocher

how do I ask someone to leave but by being polite???

SAY HEY MATE SORRY TO SOUND RUDE BUT IV GOT THINGS TO DO COULD YOU COME BACK ANOTHER TIME

um...how about when it's a girl??

does she have a boyfriend?

No, but she does have a girlfriend

How is every1 enjoying the long weekend?

its pretty MEH so far

whats been happening??

Meh

You?

just finished christmas shopping

any1 not finished yet?

I'm all done

What is the number that is one half of one quarter of one tenth of 400?

5

who's the man?

me

whos da n*gga??

OJ Simpson

Who's the whigga?

Rob

I dont wanna watch girly dvds tonight, how do I convince a girl to watch a horror one followed by action??

Well, Sang, when you say action I gather you mean SEX haha...

Go getter Sang!

Is she just a friend?

not quite. One of those ones where you're not quite commited to but you're doing things that most couples do

catchup soon?

Yep for sure mate... I hope you make it to my birthday We'll try before then anyway

Any ideas?

we can go raping souls

who loves blues brothers?

Me

Did you know ET was on tomorrow night?

yeah??

did you know you just made a grammatical error??

I did?

yes... its meant to be : Did you know ET (IS) on tomorrow night?


who will entertain me tonight?

But I was right anyway and no not me!

What's your new years plans?

not sure
and gramatically it was correct, he was stating that he saw (past tence) that it was on tomorrow night

what are your plans rob?

Haha thanks Daana

Hmm I think a house party or town.

I got my mum the Seinfeld series for XMas, do you think she'll like?

i don't know

Does she like crap american sitcoms

It isn't crap

Doing much today?

listening to wu tang

finish this line

WU TANG KILLAH BEE'S WE ON DA _ _ _ _ _

CANDY??

How is everyone today??

We are fine... haven't slept yet but still fine.. crashing soon.
How did every1 else pull up?

Fine and Dandy now!!

But why am i at work?

cause you have to be there

what everyone doing for new years

nothing yet.. too lazy to arrange anything.

Does anyone one have any suggestions?

hahaha yeah calv u organise and we shall follow

what shall i do today?

Fix your remote control cars so we can go for a hoot.



Whats your favorite moment from the christmas celebrations?

spending time with a good friend....

what was yours?

Sleeping

how much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood!

What shall i do for new years eve/my bday??

party... somewhere that doesn't cost the earth!!


how tasty was my chicken baguette i just made?

im guessing it was good

can i have one please

i ate it all was delicious


want some frozen yoghurt?

No thanks.....

How about a red bull?

Got one already

do u know uno?

No can't say I do!...

Whats on this w/e besides nye?

i think everything on the weekend will be related to nye

whos looking forward to 2008 ?

Depends how 2007 goes first

How many vodkas should I have at lunch??

6 shots

haha.... doesnt sound like you're working anyway??

i am certainly not.....

6 shots.... that was before breakfast....

what should i do tomorrow?

do sweet f all glenn

why does celery make your tongue numb?

hrrrm celery makes ur tongue numb... will have to buy some to find out...

why do i always end up getting used or taken advantage of?

Not sure Glenn but thats not good!!..

anyone doing anything exciting on the weekend??

hopefully dancing at stardust on sunday night but thats all for my weekend I'm afraid!

anyone else going to stardust?

i'm thinking about it...
how much are tickets on the door...
i dunno... if i go, i'll only decide after 12am... so..... who else is going?
what time does it end?

no idea when it will end.. i'm in perth! but did manage to find a rave here... all ages, meh... at least there will be decent music...

everyone enjoy xmas anthems?

^^KandiRaver

yep... well, for the short time I was there


not sure how much tix will be on the door, but I know they have an extended lisence so will prob finish around 8am I reckon....

WHO LOVES ME???

me

who going party hard nye

ME!
Well depends...
Who thinks Stardust is a good option??

crumpet


who else loves poached eggs on toast as much as me?

NOT ME HATE EGG


WHAT TIME SHOULD I START DRINKING TODAY

I would say about......... 12ish maybe??

who else is going to 4 strings at earth tonight?

I WAS BUT NOT NOW SO PARTY ON FOR ME

WHO ELSE IS GETTING SHIT FACED TONIGHT

Me

Why aren't you going out anymore?

cos im not purple..


wheres my batard?

on your head...

wheres the glad wrap?

on the chicken



wheres the chicken?

outside missing its head?

should i get some nye head?

Not from me you won't

Do you love me Glenn?

no but porcupines do


is there fireworks tonight at glenelg?

yes there is


what shall i do tonight?

go to glenelg?


what should i do today?

do sweet f all untill u have to get ready to go out..

nah glenelg is boring been there before for NYE, not really keen

any other sugestions?

I've told you were to go... and this time it's not to go get f*cked

Do you wanna go out?

hahaha thanks rob, i do and i dont want to go out, u know my reasons


city or a house party?

house party


lunch?

yes please



what should i do today?

nothing


why do rats run on wheels?

form of exercise?

when should i go back to bed again?

Around dinner time.
Sleep for 12hrs then go to work
Shall i go out?

yes u should come out!!!!!!


but where?

somewhere cool
will it rain today?

hrrrrm lets hope not just yet!!! made a early evening thunder storm! that could be cool!!!

why did the power switch off this morning?? :S

because your just to hot to handle and short circuited the power board!?! lol

why is nye alway's hyped up so much, then ends up being a total let down?

Shouldnt hype it up too much then...

How everyone enjoying the first 15 and half hrs of 2007?

its been interesting... and to glenn its probably overuse of ur aircon that shut the power off


who wants to touch my cactus?

i want to lick it... and rub it up and down my body...

will that feel envigourating?

only to you Nige... only to you


why does Nige hide in a pillow?

cause the pillow is soft!

Y does my melon ask for gravy?

because its not a melon its a chicken


what colour dress shall i get?

hrmmm good question... blue or black

Black - everything looks good in black except I dont wear black.

Chi Chi La Rue??

chitty chitty bang bang


how hot is it outside?

slightly....

how cold is it in the office!!?!?

no idea but my house is FREEZING

what should i do today? apart from drink beer!

Drink milk!

Got milk?

got titties???

should i go out and play now?

yeah why not

should i go to the beach

just remeber the sun screen

Why do i have to take time out of work today to go to court

oh cause u been bad lol


should i drink later

I havnt been bad its over something that i have nothing to do with. Just gota be there thats all

Nah start drinking now

Should i buy a carton of Jack cans or UDL's or beer tonight?

jacks of course

if i start now ill be asleep buy six lol

what should i make for lunch today

A salad with lettuce, tomato, cheese, onion, capsicum, carrot, cucumber, betroot, ham and chicken with a big glass of orange juice

Why cant i have that for lunch

nothing buy it!!!!

What do some of the smartest ppl i know, make the worst choices in life?

Because they wanna try something different. Who knows?
Why am i back at work already?

cos you had yesterday off

When will it be over?

When the time is right.
When can i go to the beach again?

tonight or tomorrow night!!!! tomorrow is gonna be HOOOOOOOT!!!!

what should i do today?

go for a swim or to the pub

should i go beach or pool

beach.... and yes i am going to the pub later on!

Yes

Have you seen the muffin man??

No I haven't actually..........

is everyone having a good wednesday??

no not me

are u

no

will tomorrow be better?

i hope so

but it going be hot

will the wend be good

i hope so i might go check out the human zoo exhibition on at the zoo

would you do something like that?

hmm maybe... I saw it on the news.. looked pretty interesting..

anyone else hitting the beach this week?

yes hitting the beach this afternoon well a bar near a beach

anyone else??

if the weather stays good thne maybe

yeh, it does sounds interesting, sounds a bit like BB...... wonder if they will be required to mate??

lol that would be good

not going beach got me pool

shold i start drinking now

yes start drinking now
go to the beach then pool... or pool then beach?
i wanna go to either one as well
the muffin man??

sounds good to me but cant drive now cause iv had 2 drinks lol

should i make a bbq for tea

no but you make me a bbq for tea. Ill have a couple marrinated steaks and chicken steaks and a snapper in foil cooked so it melts in my mouth. Cheers

Anyone else wana join??

hahaha yeah i am in... no plans

someone bring beer!

should i drive to the bay??

the quicker you get there the quicker you can check out the eye candy

Do we love eye candy?

i love eye candy!!

what's the first thing you look at?

A$$

When will i, will i be famous? & When will i get my picture in the papers?

tomorrow, i will take your picture and send it in to the advertiser whey you deliver me my brand new gold plated toilet!!

why does the crockery monster keep eating all my bowls?.. i only have one left!

How un motivated am I? :<

probably as unmotivated as me... got up at 12.30 and didn't get dressed till 2!!

apparetly there is a tornado coming towards perth!! what's the weather like over in adelaide?

hot and will be hotter tomorrow.




what should i have for tea?

have a nice juicy piece of steak!!! that's what i'm having! Ben is taking me out for dinner for my last night in perth! awe

what should i wear on the plane coming back to adelaide from perth, something cool i take it?

wear a hat that is all.........

will you come and cook my steak?

awe. i would if i was in the same state!

how do you like your steak cooked?

medium rare hehe


what sauce can you make to go with it?

Go the rare steak!!!

do u like it bleeding?

only when i stab it


do you like to stab it?

i liek to stab it...


who likes clean underwear?

me definitely


how about you?

I wonder if KandiRaver has ever recieved a package from me, since I do their area? (i'm a courier)

in this thread you answer the question of the above poster and then you post your own question on the next line just so you know for in future



i have no idea if she has recived one

why do i always stay up so late?

Because you're an insomniac like me ;D

Wonder if i'll get to sleep tonight?

Yes you will about an hour before you have to get up for work




why does today have to be so damn hot?

it's all got to do with science..


didn't get any sleep, i blame the hot weather, i reckon we should all blame the weather for everything, even if it's irrelevant, what do you reckon?

Thats what i reckon! I had the air con on all last night and i froze so i had the quilt on and had wicked nights sleep.

Do you like porn?

hahahaha i cannot answer that question... what is porn?


Why do i always miss/care about the wrong ppl?

Its the way life is, the people we let closest to us have the capacity to hurt us the most. You just have to work out who's worth it and who's not.



what are people doing today?

Im at work slogging it out to get work done for Sydney before the electricians go back to work on Monday. No rest for the wicked. Id rather be at home with air con on with a beer on my hand watching the cricket

Are we going to finish the ashes series 5 nil?

i hope so


who thinks work should be banned on hot days?

it is isn't it???

I am bored, what should i do?

i do! for sure!
It's too hot for brain to function.
How hot is it tomorrow?

same again i think



want to go to the beach?

i thought it was a cool breeze out there and cloudy today... well looks that way so far from the window...


another storm maybe?

Maybe but lets hope not. I will get to sticky etc.....

Where is a good hotel with a spa? and not to dear

hrmmm the ocean when its rough? lol...


where can i find a pop tart?

in a place that sells them in packets........not sure



why is today dragging along?

because your looking at the clock every 2 mins and hoping a hour had passed

What are doing?

the ants go marching 1 by 1 horah horah

Got rice?

nah but i reckon we have some rice cream in the pantry.

why did i have no sleep but i'm not tired at all?

Rice at home...
Beach sounds cool.. was there yesterday night in the water...

Got lunch?

Chicken Carbonara

why do i accumulate so much crap in my wallet?

cuz u don't clean it out regularly..
or cuz u dont' have a big enough wallet to accumulate crap that u won't notice is there cuz it's crap

why is work so boring?

rub your tummy and pat your head

feel better?

no now i feel sick.
head hurts from patting it and tummy hurts from rubbing it..
hahaha j/k
where shall i go for lunch?

the stanford grand then yo pocket will hurt!!

Do you like chilli on your pasta?

no its too hot for me...


who wants to hang out my washing?

not me unless you have an airconditioned back yard



how long is your lunch break?

as long as i like... im on holidays till monday


how longs urs?

well today has been 45 mins .......thats what it wa supposed to be but its been about 4 hours today haha



how many jelly shots can you drink/ eat before you fall over?

1

do you think it has hit 40 today

well i was just outside... yes its freaking hot as!!!! (and i think i did 10 jelly shots one time)


why do i not have any icecream?

cos i ate it last night

whats your fav icecream besides padlepops

mint slice ice cream

would i be hot in a 2 seater plane flyn over st kilda now?

only in pink spandex..

If Johnny has 10 apples and gives 3 apples to sally, who cuts them in half & shares 4 halves with Bobby, who drives to Brisbane at a distance of 1546km, travelling at 110kmh & leaves at 5:15 pm CST to purchase 5 cheese graters which he gives 2 to Johnny so he can make apple sauce. How many fingers would Johnny be holding up?

none because Sally had cut of Johnnys fingers

is that close?

there really is no wrong answer because i didn't think that far

what tastes better - humble pie, or a can of whoop ass??

pie!
wut is there to do tonight?

nothing

life is just work work work...whats next???

next is party??

party where??

Venus or bio 2nite?

Where should i go after the "intervention"??

go home to sleep it all off

how can I make more money??

Grow a money tree or print some.



To be or not to be that is the question?

only if your asking it

LCD or Plasma?

Plasma!
Coffee or tea?

Tea just had aone actually



hot weather or cold weather?

neither i like it in the 20's nice weather

lollie pops or chewys?

Chewies, makes your breath nice and minty.



What are people doing on the weekend?

having a party tomorrow night and ur coming!!


why are u smiling?

Because its your birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAYLES




Whats not to smile about?

exactly!!!


presents?

yes please i'd like a fire truck that makes all the noises he he



Whats your perfect day consist of?

carrot cake haha nah umm I like surprises!! i'd say spending time with my friends tomorrow night will be great too


would u like butter on that?

butter please... i can smell toast
shall i go check out where it's coming from?

always! haha.. what better to do on a boring day in the office then investigate every little sound!

OMG i can't believe how hot it was when i got off the plane last night... has it been that hot constantly for the last 2 weeks?

yes it has!
u're lucky today has no sun
isn't it meant to be worse in perth?

Not sure

WELCOME HOME KANDIRAVER



What time did you get back?

err... ill let her answer that

fish and or chips for lunch?

fish definitely...


want a cruiser?

yes please!
wut flavour?

Pineapple for sure

anyone else having a crap friday?

hmmm.. yes.. i've suddenly re-discovered my taste for curisers...
Shen: not really, more humid in perth.. but not this hot..
Boosting: got home at about 10.30 last night.

what flavour you holding?

guava mmmm


how come im drinking it so fast?

coz it's a warm day.. lollie water alway's goes down faster on warm days!

what should i have for brekkie (that's right haven't had breakfast yet)?

a cruiser


how many shall u drink

guava?? there's guava cruisers?? i want!
Lunch, celeste... lunch...
eggs!

haha... i was thinking of something a little more substancial to start the day off!

anyone for some 2 minute noodles?? ROFL

yum make me some.
i'm too lazy to go down to get food...
is it gunna rain?

yeah it was spitting outside before...


do i feel tipsy?

Looks like it but not too sure...


Is there a melon cruiser or am I imagining things??

**oops u posted just b4 me!

i think there might be a melon one... guava is the bestest tho!!


any1 for some jelly shots?

jelly shots?? cant say I have ever had them before!!

are they good?

Yes, it goes down very easily and u get drunk without knowing

How many did u make hayles?

almost 8 ice cube trays worth!!!


how many can u handle?

ill have a couple

we had enough fridge space?

I'll have 8 trays worth thanks hayles

What shall i do this afternoon?

sleep...
shall i walk around the office chatting to people?

yes.. so your finally not alone anymore at work!

should i sit on anthems or clean?

Sit on anthems of course!

anyone doing anything exciting on the weeeeeeeekend?

going bday shopping for my little girl

what about you

nothing much..
i think hayley's party will keep me busy for awhile.. not to mention after the party hehee...
ah well keeps me outta trouble hehe
who's coming to her party??

me me me!!!

who else?? ppl who don't live within walking distance?

me...i live out north...


what should i eat? (im too lazy to think for myself)

warm chicken salad

anyone heading to town this weekend?

box lunch at the y

should i have a smoke?

no they will kill you



chicken corma for tea?? or should i be lazy and buy it?