TO RECAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
pigmy lips you idiot thanks jase you spilt the....got pickled at the funny farm... and the cat had pus coming from his head when.. an ant ate some explosives and...waved at people... Who were naked and shocked the crap out of some really old fart who stank like a bloody Toilet! there was another smelly bum running around with forks.....yes forks!!!!!!!dont forget the...spoons, lots of sweet sweet sweet asses everywhere..... with skimpy Gstrings and hair... coloured bright...and boofy pubes dancing the night ritual of sex in the city which is fairly Odd at this hour but it seems the chickens will run rampant through the Crazy Horse (thats a full stop) the sex shooters deliberately placed their woob of cash in my special place under the grumpy old nannas chair We lay dormant towards the scary green space monkeys holding deformed orange the monkeys went raving glow sticks. BOOM no more motherfucking monkeys the ppl rejoiced at the naked crack whore Mine clearing (thats a comma ) smack heads on the crack that they found underneath the mushroom had crazy side effects to very strong red round things that had googlie squiggles inside them cris p then said
GOONIE GOO GOO gooey glob stuffs and other silly little things that filled up an entire barrel of jelly babies that tasted like chicken lips , funny that concidering it was filled with a strange kinda purple liquid that seemed too . Back on pluto there was a an odd shaped Turnip the turnip had wiped his ass with a cactus that was spikeless
luckily for him however He didnt think to look and there was this huge rabid three-legged antelope that was eating the knickers of his head but unfortunatly OF not off... like jack but a little wink -y dink to the head bone of the dinosaur with cherrys on top that had scary faces
. "whathefark?!?!" said spanky Till spanky got out of bed realising it was all a dream, then the colorfull sky hook came crashing down onto the mexican picnic whilst doing the the african pigmy dance on his mum's lanky legs. The silly apple ate a spider which didn't wriggle or jiggle but it did giggle quite a bit when she made love to a orange frog on the roof... (full stop) then she... climbed down repunzells hair which ate her . "Never seen that happen before" out of house & home then flew to vegas for an elvis type wedding shindig where they found twelve blind monkeys grooming each others nostrils. When the pink foreskin flap helmet lover LOL!! said crIs P. Eight skinny elephants had bulemia of the nostrils from not snorting enough cheesey chicken poofs. 12 bouncing boobies sat on a fence giggling at the strange foot hole that seemed to whistle at the snow while eating nachos and watching E.T
(ah nonsense is good sense isnt it?)
The 12 boobies then...ran to the shops to jiggle on the....large fence that was next to the shops "W0000000000000" said boobie 1 to boobie 6
who then starred at...the giant penis that was being attacked by a bottle of wine near the ocean made entirely of beach balls. Suddenly a walrus appeared carrying nothing but a otter , wearing pick fairy wings and said to bobbie 4 where is my arse run to? Replied bobbie 4, how was the arse hypnotising Was great, but from the sky came................ a large, pink panther riding a unicorn holding a... purple/orange piglet who 'laser', aimed at the shops, then they all rode to the beach where... freddy the one eyed carrot said to them.. how bout a beer? why not, they said as they... Got a beer (I LOVE YOU TIMMY ) how about sum fornication? But I dont have any socks said a lion who.. was timid about the large eagle he saw nekkid on the warm beach front where they ran in circles.. made 'em feel like they were surrounded. The next day up in the tree's a large hamster jumped down and ate a giant Maori Messiah in what looked to be a jack in a box who's name was zion and he came from never never land like another freak who piloted the ghostbuster machine in another dimenion that was full of weird flying purple pigmys with 16 antelopes anus's tied to the flying fox's armpit .(thats a full stop) The smell was getting to some and my nostrils And along comes Lomu the head banging eskimo eating pineapple nachos ontop of a warm rock coverd in a green slime which walked and talked whilst slurring i need a kite to make chocolate for oldskoolies.. floral purse which hung from his inner thai HARDER and encapsulated his codine, as to discuise it as a very pretty penis. In amazment, it was gulped up by the dog who ran up and humped maori messiahs leg Out comes Maori's 500cal fully automatic pistol but he's throws it down cause DON'T KILL THE DOG YOUR SICK and then Moari's flaps got caught in a revolving door... With exclaimation Maori Proclaims "OWWW MY OVERIES" LMAO said crIs P. LMAO did Rav geez.. i wish i could LMFAO (Laugh My Fat Arse Off) said catsy... before running away to hide behind the spiny cactus which can be a real prick at times fell over, on to a little white dog, which now looks a bit like one of those spikey echidna animals that get hit by cars wen they try to cross roads. . Three words later... a rabbit licking his nuts falls off a giant trash compactor into the furness and managed to escape with out fur and holding in what was left of his large intestine.. In agony he crawled across the carpark..
(trying to keep it close to 3 words per post)
to his goggo-mobile which he finds with a flat tyre caused by guy sebastians monobrow "argh" said cuntstable... , the famous painter,
when im old and my mind has gone im sure this will all make sence....
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