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this could be fun
2 headed donkey peacock which was running
towards the D.V.D.A (work that one out hint D = DOUBLE) screaming.......
DeLr
my turn my turn let me in !!!
The Custard chuckers often have spontaneous spazmodic spurts of super momentum before...
Wonder woman came in through the door with a cry of....
DeLr
huzzahhh!@@!!! look at my new out fit im dressed as a...
Rhino-Penguin!!!!!!!!!
then wonder woman called upon her.....
Lasso of truth...
but it was nowhere to be seen so she
said fuck it, and went to find a
~Em~r
DVD player so she could watch Orgasmo (yeah Harley, I understood the DVDA 
)
)
cos she is one horny lil
~Em~r
rabbit. After she watches the movie, she
DeLr
proceded to procure variuous kitchen apliances
~Em~r
as they were
of the non-yoghurt variety, and had blankets...
wrapped around their spleens, and they sang
old man river
hip hop style with a banjo. And during this a...
DeLr
3 legged troll walked out from under the porch playing a bango and started playing dueling bangos..
doing a great rendiotion of "greatest song in the worlds" by tenatious D. but half way through....
DeLr
they break out into...
i woudl walk 1 thouansd miles and i....
i woudl walk 1 thouansd miles and i....
until the terminator cames in asking for..
for a big mac meal meal with fries
(Orgasmo hahahahahaha )
(Orgasmo hahahahahaha
)
riding his bike on a sunday...
he did a mono
all the way to his pants...
chewing like a maniac on
dust, for he was watching his figure...
as he had planned to pose for
FHM magazine
in the new section titled
"Man Boobs For You"...
mmmmm man boobs said Oscar
the brave, from high upon his giant vibrating...
Dildo which sounding more like
a blender with carrots and rocks in it
"Can i have Cherry coke with that" said....
the terminator, because "these pretzels are making me thirsty"
but the soup nazi
Pulled out a tommy gun and...
squirted pus all over...
the big hairy...
map of...
lithuania which he had
stashed firmly in his...
ass
which was carrying buckets of water for...
the man down the street who
was setting up his slip and slide for...
the carnival of
hairless midgets
that started growing hair..
underneath their
~Em~r
eyes. it was like they had
13 visions as thay drank st agnes
through their eyes with
screws and nails
for teeth....they tasted rather like
chicken...but then doesn't
everything these days!! listerine was
squirted into the eyeball of...
the colgate man
out of Robs pants...
was lost in love
but loved
the red pill
and not the blue pill because...
and not the blue pill because...
and not the blue pill because...
it told him to get a life you drug addict
but im not addicted to drugs, the drugs are addicted to me
what the fuck happend here
said milo to milky way
mix it up with the Maestro D
and then say hey hey...
Rampaging hamster boy
you've got a nerve saying something like "
overdose is a legend" 
he will go down in the history books for
having strange face paint...
On his arse!!!!
"dammit, i knew i shouldve put on fresh undies"... said rob whilst
bashing the shit out of
himself.
That was interesting
he said as he popped...
5 green herbal mitsubishis and said
"new foundland here we come!!"
running like a monkey dancing to the beats of
this stupid song on fresh.
This song was sent in by crIs
THE CROWD ROARED
"go home donkey lover" or else we
will spank...
ur mum was in the kitchen bakein....
funny smelling cookies which were eaten by
A funny looking man from the planet Mars. He said....
"how much for ze women?"
30 cents.... she on special today!!! so why dont you
buy 3, one for each nipple and..."
one spare incase
of tsunami warning category 5, in which case..
it is quite possible that you will
zaid freda
huh?? he failed to ignore the fact that
that made no sense to...
the oncoming traffic
who hopped away spontaneously...
smash crash bang into a stobie pole
crIs P must be driving the car...
a limited editon..
datsun 120y with...
twin turbo and a
DeLr
loose nut behind the wheel
and a bumper stuck on with
An anthems sticker in the rear window. He couldn't see...
the rhinocerous dancing in the field...
giving flowers to the
purple mamma...
hubba hubba cried the wolf
as its head
exploded into ....
a miriad of fractal patterns and colours
which strangely seemed so real even though...
the stained glass window
*i have to say cris off topic that this would have to be the best forum by far *
*i have to say cris off topic that this would have to be the best forum by far *
depicting the birth of our god:
was just a mirror of
a hobo's relfection
looking rather like
a pig in a
quilted posturepedic blanket that had
QUOTE(Dragoon @ Aug 18 2006, 01:26 PM)
*i have to say cris off topic that this would have to be the best forum by far *
(hahahaha yeah bit of fun
glad you enjoy it 
)stains from last nights...
fun between
the crevase in the bed, and he found a
magnifying glass strapped to...
a super dooper sized
bewildering buldge
large blue thing... this amazing
technicolour dream coat had
DeLr
that emitted from a
the face down ass up thats the way we like to fuck on
technicolour dream coat had
a bed that
a bed that
went a stange kind ov green when ...
all of a sudden...
bush came running out from behind the bush an said....
"I'm not happy jan!" while doing....
a bush biscuit with bushy...
kippers
kippers
which stank like...
phalaris
phalaris
which is a hideous and uncomfortable affliction of the
which is a hideous and uncomfortable affliction of the
blood sucking vampires "help me jebus "screamed....
a short strand of hair on the head of...
the grand high poobah whilst porting his stylish
This post has been edited by ike_vinyl: Aug 21 2006, 10:20 PM
This post has been edited by ike_vinyl: Aug 21 2006, 10:20 PM
new pimp coat "ow look at me i look like a.....
the grand high poobah whilst porting his stylish
Star... Im sooo Amazing... the chicks are all over me mate" he said to the
snotty looking cheese eating monkey who
Sangr
snotty looking cheese eating monkey who
was wacking off to...
DeLr
bananas in pijamas
wearing pink
arm bands
and a little hat
on the end of his...
big red nose which was
very shiny, and...
covered in lots of
Sangr
spiky brown poos that
smelt like vinegar
and french onion dip
"what a great combo!!' said...
the mexican with the tin hat
and the apple in his...
armpit which gave the impression of a
dogs bollock that...
everyone had to stare to be
fully aware of ...
the thing that was emerging....
from out of..
the bollock.
This bollock was a special one because
(no full stops allowed chris!)
(no full stops allowed chris!)
(hey this is my thread ill do what ever the fuck i like )
it had special sauce...
)it had special sauce...
(Yeah cris no full stops only !!!!! marks got it
made out of gum leaves
made out of gum leaves
and koala bear saliva
(the majority has spoken cris!)
(the majority has spoken cris!)
(oh is that fuckin right is it?)
which was salted.
which was salted.
Like a jar of salt.
(smart arse)
"i like grapes" said...
"i like grapes" said...
the man eating grapes
?@!#$!
what jase said
with three hats on his...
scratching her minge
left foot shaped like a
wig wam which was
Sangr
developing gangrene
and a strange banana odour from
Sangr
her dark orifice which
collected mice from
and singing "i have a lovely bunch of coconuts"
the saudi arabian government
and playing the piano while
Sangr
scratching her minge
Have a banana....
lollie, they fucking rock!
(hi people, sorry it's been so long :-)
(hi people, sorry it's been so long :-)
said the one legged seventh day adventist minister
(ROFL)
ironically sitting in
ironically sitting in
said the one legged seventh day adventist minister
a very big ...
a very big ...
crowd watching the village people
eating rhubarb yoghurt scented...
hot dogs from wendys
with sheiks of course
with sheiks of course
and holding tightly to
a very large can of RP7...
he shouted loudly
as it sprayed
and holding tightly to
all over his large
peg leg which was in the middle....
of his chest
and a 1 eyed parrot singing...
he shouted loudly
as it sprayed
all over his large
"coombaya my lord coombayaaaaa" and then it...
of his chest
Sangr
"coombaya my lord coombayaaaaa" and then it...
exploded with a loud *POP* as
benny and the jets came running out of the........
shithouse because benny stunk like..
rob.
and looked like...
rob.
batman with a wegie but with a
giant sloth on his ear
so with his sloth an 1eyed parrot he went to....
the local Shell servo and bought himself a
Farmers union iced coffee
which was blue and had...
lumps for the coneheads
afterparty vanilla carpet sperms...
which where stale from chocolate
stenchy-ness and pink...
poo from the
blue lumps...
turned out upside down
(yay!! at last...)
,fat end first...
,fat end first...
spewing out of the shell
of the muti-faceted derekeniser...
which rolled up the katamari
(la la la la la la la la la la....
)
(la la la la la la la la la la....
)
the what???
the katamari derenkeniser!!
"where you been man?" said...
"where you been man?" said...
crIs P to philbert
under a rock with my eyes closed and my fingers in my ears he replied
with silence as Tali butted in and said
i like pies
especially with a can of VB
that hasnt been opened yet cause its SHIT!!
my sentiments exactly said ike and then he
ran away to join the
fairy bloomers clan at wenteotoothy-land...
and then came back and smacked chris across the head
but cris was wearing his orange guardian helmet from years back
ow! my sodding hand! said ike
"i like to wear frilly panties" said cris
( )
(
)
and dance around in the rain to gloria GAYnor
with my umbrella to protect me from the....
men raining down...hallelujah
said me in my frilly GAY panties which i like oh so very much....
with matching bra
(i always suspected...)
(i always suspected...
)
and corset with ribbons to hold in the....
curves of his wonderful bust
as he sings to the sweet melody of....
back on pluto, now that it's no longer considered a planet
(poor pluto...
)
(poor pluto...
)
. And as Rob starts a new sentence
everyone wanders what happened to
chris and his wonderful undergarments
of A
perplexful nature
perplexful nature
(lol)
they were burned with witches
they were burned with witches
on steak...
with suace
with suace
with suace
and german potato salad
.. the taste of it all was somewhat
painfull, oops, forgot to take out the skewers
Aeonr
the skewers rose...
in revolt to years of opression
with bananas
and chop suey'd porcupines
was the main course for the
prestigeous event to be held at the arkaba called
swahmi's paradise conglomerate...
(total left field, love it!)
It is where heeeeeeaaaaaaaps of
It is where heeeeeeaaaaaaaps of
chickens in drag
do the hoola while..
Sangr
all the candy midgets...
DeLr
did the macarana
(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!)
while eating soft
while eating soft
soft dope cake
do u want sum said the candy midgets to..
the rev heads who wanted to slow
down the pedestrians so they could
beat them up with tyre irons
but it was cold
an their nips were...
icey blue, they looked like
popping candy...
which also tasted like...
a party in my mouth...
sweet chilli eggs
mixed with Runny engine oil. Why do
your armpits...
taste like....
gherkiny snot paste...
which has been fermented slowly
in the juice of george washington's
anus...
with pink streamers shooting out of
the ends of his fingers...
lovley dovley
cock rockets
spurting out...
frogs and butter menthols
"mmm rub it on my toenails please" said...
the ugly trollop from the wild west and then
>BAM< she was hit by a flying cow!!
Ouch that hurt, but not as much as
my left...
earlobe disslocation. Suddenly out of nowhere.......
this stinking
collection of
Zombies
myxamatosis infested
beer glasses
with grape juice bubble blowers..
were drank by the before mentioned zombies in a very zombie like manner
(i.e. not the most coordinated thing you've ever seen...)
(i.e. not the most coordinated thing you've ever seen...)
to the tune of baby elephant walk while...........
they were being walked on by baby elephants. How ironic
said santa now i must...
Sangr
"...take a dump" while he...
played twister with all the elves
and rudolf, blithzen and the gand did..
this fairy
tits...
twisted off by
qantas
Sangr
who were singing...
Insane in the membrane to the tune of
"the sound of music"...
while eating peaches covered in
Sangr
candy midgets candy fur
and slapping himself on the ass
(dammit!! i was gonna just write ass regardless of what word had been written before)
"sniff, sniff" said...
"sniff, sniff" said...
(hahaha too bad bet ya to it )
the mongolian priest as he
)the mongolian priest as he
masturbated over a llama
(wtf??)
(wtf??)
's ass...
(LMAO)
(LMAO)
Sangr
which was in excruciating pain...
because of the size of...
the sweet potato that was
jammed...
up his butt hole
with pink bits of...
donkey fluff from the country
bumpkins wench harem...
smeared around his ass (as in donkey)
who they used for a catch the greased up donkey game
back on rigel-8
but back on earth,
a tiny little planet in....
a tiny little planet in....
the milky way
grew very large...
(OH MY GOD PHIL YOUR AVATAR IS DOING STRANGE THINGS TO MY HEAD)
(OH MY GOD PHIL YOUR AVATAR IS DOING STRANGE THINGS TO MY HEAD)
"oh my" said the pope
where is that
(i could watch that for hours)
ass of mine?"...
ass of mine?"...
(it's a wonderfull thing)
i need it to
i need it to
(stop it!!)
rub on my...
rub on my...
full body rash
(it's mesmerising, isn't it?)
(it's mesmerising, isn't it?)
which makes me want to...
(yes very)
(yes very)
look at my avatar
and then i realize
that is one sick avatar
that i can have it....
(why oh why oh why are these things sent to disturb us?)
(why oh why oh why are these things sent to disturb us?)
on every page of
something to do with nothing...
that's just an excuse to see
Phills boobs....
( i like you r boobs philbert lmao )
( i like you r boobs philbert lmao
)
"awe shucks" said
Phil to Paul...
still its one killa avatar
said Harley to everyone who was.....
Mesmorised... mesmorised... mesmorised by such
(oopss its working on me now too!)
(oopss its working on me now too!
)
"lovely things, i cant wait until the day when we can have moving images like that on t-shirts" said...
cris p, drool coming out of his
mouth while harley agreed with the shirts
200,000 times....
looking at the
boobs.
i'm laughing so hard i can hardly breathe
shouted the subterranean sea melon who lept from
between the boobs...
(waiting for crIsP's reply)
whilst his tongue was
clued to the
toob of sustanence...
wedged between the boobs
of substance and non-floppyness...
that were glorious in their
(no more boobs! i can't take it anymore!!)
(no more boobs! i can't take it anymore!!
)
(b00b)
splendiferous bounciness
splendiferous bounciness
with their wondrous ability to defy gravity sans brassiere
they're just like apples with
(soooooo many things i could say )
jelly and doughnuts
)jelly and doughnuts
jelly which just so happened to be smeared on the boobs due to a jelly wrestling match which.............
was televised on
fox boobs 7
played around the simpsons episodes
(BOOBIES!!!)
with mighty gusto from...
with mighty gusto from...
boobie land in the universe
of boobonotrous 36DD...
where the boobians cavort bouncily
backwards in a boobtastic fashion while
all the boobs boob around with their boobie friends who have boobs of a boobazing nature and...
were bamboobzeled by
three monkeys playing drums on their
bare and raw behinds
that looked like boobs
tiny tots
have snot...
which isn't pleasent when they
try to offer u som sooo u....
better instead eat mr. davis's wonderful taffee
dildo said the
grey umbrella weilding staphlococcii...
as he leapt from the undertakers underpants
with a marvellous undertaking...
leap he sprung out of the
undertakers underpants. Falling from....
the undertaking that he under took taking
(LMAO, its gone from boobs to understuffs)
the taken boob underwear takings from...
oops that was me (crIs P)
the taken boob underwear takings from...
oops that was me (crIs P)
(yes now i can have another turn)
the take-a-lot taking taker thing, as...
the take-a-lot taking taker thing, as...
that took from the rook with the book in the crook of his look
(i can rhyme!)
(i can rhyme!)
suck a furkin sook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One can of coke said to the other "
are u fellin all fizzy
No i'm feeling flat..
and tastless but
still packed with caffeine and sugar 
".
(my avatar, oh my avatar, sob sob sob )
".(my avatar, oh my avatar, sob sob sob
)
and that moth ball taste
which is just like apples
Apple flavoured mothballs have been a strong seller for
the independent monarchy of zanzibar
~Em~r
and purple wombats.
the latest craze is to
crush ants and thyme together and.....
seal over a medium flame
while holding...
with added nuts
just for flavour and
because i said so
(i'm off to work, l8rz)
(i'm off to work, l8rz
)
much for red bull....
it was obvious that
the t rex
had a doubble jointed middle finger whith a wort which was an amazing wort which spoke the words.......
grrr growl grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr growl rrrrruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
( LMFAO )
to which his musically tallented but hole sang to the tune of......
to which his musically tallented but hole sang to the tune of......
waltzing matilda being played on
A banjo made out of ivory and strung with the pubic hair of the last wild white rino which......
tasted like chicken
QUOTE(philbert @ Sep 2 2006, 11:56 AM)
still packed with caffeine and sugar ".
(my avatar, oh my avatar, sob sob sob )
".(my avatar, oh my avatar, sob sob sob
)(what happened to it?)
,cause everything that isnt cow or pork or pig tastes like chicken,
or feces, mmmm i love the smell of feces in the
middle of a packed bathroom
without proper ventilation and...
with 6 pissed blokes that have been eating garlic yiros's
for a 4:45am breakfast at
chris p's house
and nachos was on the ceiling
(LMAO @ Haley hehe good to see you on line)
Cos thats where they are always kept
Cos thats where they are always kept
(hehe yeah i try to get on when i can!)
to keep them fresher for when its time to
to keep them fresher for when its time to
dive deep into
the pool full of jelly where
ChrisP and
Mr T talked about fools they have pittied while
(My previous avatar was too "explicit" and contravened forum guidelines. Tennerage had his revoked as well. one question, would you rather see an avatar that is se4xually related or one that is violence related, or one that is even drug related?? for those who didn't see, or for those who want to see it again, here it is just one more time http://anthems.dyndns.org/Images/dance.gif)
(My previous avatar was too "explicit" and contravened forum guidelines. Tennerage had his revoked as well. one question, would you rather see an avatar that is se4xually related or one that is violence related, or one that is even drug related?? for those who didn't see, or for those who want to see it again, here it is just one more time
http://anthems.dyndns.org/Images/dance.gif)
thay ponded taking over the world by...
hyptonising meer cats and mongooses...
to do there bidding and
jump on trampolines till...
2 plus 2 = 4
said the none boobie dancing avatar
while eating apples
that had been grated and covered with glucose powder "mmmmmmm"
* not appropriate for all viewers*
* not appropriate for all viewers*
mmmmmmmesmerising.....
ENOUGH WITH THE BOOBS!!! i want some more
(ohhhhhhhhhh what!!!!!)
beans for the castle
beans for the castle
where the amazon women