The Add A Word Thread....

(i think she wants some more boobs)

looked at stuff...

(sorry, couldn't resist)

that was really

thingy.

Santa cracked the shits cause

he ate way too much vindaloo curry

and his toilet was broken,

so he had to use a porta-potty...

which was mounted on rudolphs back with...

sniffing glue and paper

that mutated into an incomprehensible thingy that

ate insurmountable fungi cheese monkey poo

With a garden salad.

and cherry on top of

mounds of smiggly smok smoks

that were being worn by

mummified hippopotamuses

steeped in a red wine sauce

which was actually yellow

and bright blue!

My piece of rope

was dangling in the yellow-y blue (which makes green) red wine soup without...

no knots which was very

slippery to climb up and find

nothing but golf balls, what the............

hell", said the piece of rope to the...

drunken mouse after it had skulled a whole bottle of tequila

and stumbled around the mouse trap in a dance of triumph

dragging the rope through...

dog shit

that was really a melted snickers bar

with hairy bits and corn...

that wouldnt disolve in the vinegar

poodle juicer's fantastic

great big..

ham MINE screams oprah as she runs screaming...

through the city with...

her ham cluched tight U CANT HAVE IT she said as she

ran through the V8 grid..

punching out lowndsie and skaife

as thay where doing burnouts in there

(8008)

shopping trolleys from

coles at Elizabeth

and drove them to a land far far away

An alien from...

from brahma lodge

told me to very quickly get a

light sabre

and a fishing rod because it was time to

eat some deer

and make fruit juice from

bricks and morta

the light sabre was for cutting the bricks made of

orange peel

and pizza crusts

from dominos in boliva

that make really shit pizzas

because they are in a real shit suburb

but shit has to go somewhere and everybody does

IN A REAL SHIT STATE

like victoria. The city of churches

had lots of churches

and lots of candles

in the churches of the city with churches

with lots of candles there where

satanic lovers like

cris p and toby

they would hope that

that isn't all Adelaide has to

be ashamed of

unlike me which

wafting wafting

is the best smell served cold

on a bed of nails

in the middle of hobart and then we saw

a giant mushroom

made out of human flesh

all the vegetarians were fooled

and then

the horrible fleashy mushroom beast unleashed

and then

said "no and then"

and thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

unleased his inner fury at the persistant "and thens" by

harley made him spew forth his

entire lunch wich was

strangely enough, made up entirely of carrots. And then...

he ate the carrots

w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
0000000000000000000000000000000000t 1000 posts and whoring strong

(yay for Phil!!!)

and spewed them up again, with great gusto and

for some sick reason ate them again!

with great gusto!! then he slipped up on...

what he just up chucked for a third time then went skipping down the garden path to see his granny who looked remarkably like a wolf

wearing a tracksuit and a hat made from cable ties

and half of a holden engine which

was still terrible cause its made in

harleys back shed,

with the tools of a half eaten banana and a spanner made out of

used ky jelly

harleys missus made a hell of a fuss when

she busted me

eating only half of the banana!!

(they are too expensive to waste you know)

but the other half went to good use

making a banana cake

(yeah I saw where that one was going )

and a carrot cake for the anthems bake off which

has a no flour policy

because it is highly addictive and

you can have withdrawls so bananas are the

only fruit that contain mice droppings

which make them so yummy

and expensive because mice are

hard to catch with no toes

let alone no hands

or a pair of tongs for that matter. <----- full stop

All of a sudden...

bat girl and cat women

started playing with ....

Batty boy's tockleys

while saying over and over........

"we must not smell the cheese"...

but inevitably they ....

(he has more than one? lucky guy)

washed it down with...

a crate of coopers!!!!! (amen) and

giraffe jerky

made from the rare white rhino's

inside thigh muscle,

carved from soap

and inside thigh muscle,

. "that's it, i'm outta here"

said charlie lownoise and mental theo...

as they skipped merrily down to the euthanasia centre

singing "to ra lo ra ay" when they were stopped by...

a car full ov happy ravers so thay could.............

talk shit untill

the cow penis

jumped over the moon

and slapped the spoons ass with...

apathetic disruptive attitudes

a bag full of donkey

rice was like eating lemonade

tainted with dusty

dust dustness dustening dusty things,

with one of those dusty thingys

that you cant just dust off

like dust.

and stuff

and things,

and helicopters,

that fly around in figure 8s

and crash into each other, because the dust fell off

the pilots left ear

and onto the things,

on her right ear

dangling from his ear like ear rings, but they were actually

onion rings from

phils house,

with bells on them

and (i was gonna say dust but im a bit over it) little sparkley purple shiny thingymajigs...

that were so blindingly bright

and smelt like a pie from

a old golden chef van

that is served by a hairy legged 'woman' beast who,

likes to wear salami on

her undies,

because it reminds her of

her grannie.

her feet while

her grannies feet just sat there and

love salami and cheese

mm me too, with pickled onions

yum pickled onions rock

said the spyrokheet standing beside the

similarly incomprehensible entity with a ridiculously unpronouncable name...

who liked to be simply called "clive"

who was dereks mate,

back in the day

i think in back in 1979

Your unflapplable conceptions, moralistic views
Never open to criticism, your overpowering ruse.....

means that your a candy midget....

promises of sancuary in eternl bliss,
starry eyed with cash in hand pledge all too the master plan...................

and crank to dyewitness with a

...boing boing boing

awooooooooooooooooga awooooooooooooooga awooooooooooooooooooga sounded the

ompa loompa and wooooooooooop wooooooooop went the

chuggy smag smag chiggly bom bom bouncey thing that

went this way that way and around there and

up in the hills and

down dale.

*B*O*O*M*

there was nothing left ...or was there

said Calvin and the Chipmunks who...

were unbeknown to them...

not actually chipmonks, but instead were 3 fat unemployed

hot dogs and cold pies

with an amazing sideline in..

pt augusta cheese

of a precarious nature

made lava with

Roast lamb mmmmmm

and mint sauce

in my pants alongside my

whirlitzer that used to play a happy tune

to the view off

his rather red

granny panties with matching suspenders

(lol)

damn he used to pull wearing that gear

but now all is lost because,

his gran came and..

gimme my panties!!

Did some one say panties??

panties are on sale at the

crotchless panties 'r' us

for the bargin price of..

tree fitty

and 99cents

geebers thats a

Bargain, even in Bali.

"that cause the crothch is the most expensive part" said,

PaulHamon who was still

wearing them on his head

found that he

enjoyed them being there because

thay where kinky

and his 'hair' poked through the crutch,

before he could blink everyone was doing it

and a cult was formed

in the jungle for

a corroboree,

involving a horse and

catered with hours douvers (spelling?)

for the trumpet blower named

bill.

he had a rather large

penis.

which he liked to

swing around his head and

scare the neighbours dog by

slapping them with

his rather large (lol)

penis.

(LMAO - you knew it was coming)

(my cheeks hurt)

(PMSL nice one!)

he also tried to

(ok i think i must be getting old now. what is PMSL?)

stamp on it with

(pissing myself laughing)

his mates turkey

(haha i thought that was a known one!! anyone know what IMO is?)

the turkey cried out because

(in my opinion)

he missed out on a slap,

but got promised by

the grannie with the red panties that...

he could sniff her crotch

if he would make the next door neighbours dog...

also sniff some snatch with a

baseball bat..

fried monkey artichoke squelches like...

A BOILED VIAL OF VOMIT

that tasted like a Whopper

that tasted like a Whopper

skanks are us

just became the largest distributor of

Coopers to the island of

moobly bling bang

in the middle of

bang bling moobly

resurve for the

king of moobly bling bang

and his very big

"member" that stood taller than

bling bling coconut from

a bounty tre on the island

and a very large quagmeir

I found a peanut

i found 2

i played bach on my flute

and then did a poo.

(hey that rhymes )

(if your ears are tuned to F**K THE S**T UP)
And this one time

at moobly oobly blang blung bling splang

the peanut

was jumping around furiously to the beat of...

chitty chitty bang bang

and a grated carrot,

gum nut and poodle

sniffer cholly wang-doodle pips,

mooooooooooooo moooo moooooo

said the 3 mouthed cow

to the farmer with a apple

who was scratching his`

turkeys neck

while the turkey

was slapping stuff with

the other turkey's neck and

and feathers flew,

furiously for fifteen fathoms

i'm meeeeeelting, i'm meeeeeeeeeeellllllllltttttiiiiiiinnnnnnnngggggggggg

into

g00000ey tastey sweet marshmell0w

with peanuts

and spam

and a banana

with chocolate and icecreammmmmmmmmmmm

with cream and a cherry on top

blended into a milshake

that won the

fancy-pants prize at

band camp in the year

3048, it was a close call, the runner up was hyperspace spandex

wearing candy midget monkey who

blew chunks over

the queen of

your house

who smokes big

DynaMiTe infused

chocolate cigars which

tasted like chocolate funnily enough

and then went kaboom into

the heart of the night

and he slapped his

donkey by the

way, and fish was on the menu again

darn i wanted pasta

tough tomatoes, which were actually

made out of bricks,

every one was fooled by the red

water ballons

filled with bricks

that wonder woman

Stole from the the Justice League

when she was there on fraud charges

boring fat mumma

took a liking to whipped

orange juice

because it made her

look fat in these pants.

But horny looking

cows with

leopard g strings

killed kenny

and that little squirm

worm man.

Bloody worm man

ate the banana

which cost $7Billion dollars

then spat the pith at

the pirates parrot. The parrot said

bake me a blue berry pie

said the HOT girl

dam i like your taste sang

who went Yarrrrrr! at

the scurvey sea dog

loved the parot long time

while the hot nun was

picking her toenails

(geez Hayley...way too ruin the mood)

and eating the clippings

(HAHA well i could see where it was going lol)

they tasted rather like the

cheese on Hayleys sandwich

that Sang made for her.... meanie!

So Sang bought her some flowers and chocolate...

mmmm chocolate....they were so yummy she ate them all

but she didnt realise one had a diamond hidden it

so she made some ice tea with

the diamond in it and ended up

in the stupid fuccing post office at oaklands park

because cris had it stolen and

ran deleriously towards Kendra the woman in the post office that he wanted to...

smack silly because she

forgot to photocopy the other side the stupid...

woman!! he then decided to

spray paint

her Yorkshire terrier

the colour

of the crows cause thay suck

mainly cos they had

numb numbs in there tum

that were yum andfun

ny.

tube ryhmes with boob

boob rhymes with noob and...

noob isn't lube because

joobs loose food

ju-jubed the boob

and spanked that

turkey right in the

pimp-mobile

and grabbed nanna's

tit.

which exuded a strangely alluring alcoholic liquid

called absinthe

before too long everyone was tripping off their heads

from sucking on grannies tit

and seeing some strange aliens

but not the purple mamma

who was hiding inside the mind of

herself... think about it.....

"well i dont want to"

shreaked the harpy

long legged hermaphrodite from ipswich

who thought 'It' was a sheep, but that children, is what too much paint does to your mind...

(hiya rav, sorry i missed you today. i have a good excuse though, i was sitting in my boss's office drinking red wine )

while making an omlette

(only the shell was left on - creating a rather interesting crunchy texture)

but she ate in anyways because

the boogeyman was chasing them and the blue fluffy slippers were scared

*insert full stop here*

why did she take the pineapple away?? not again said

dr zoidberg, "what am i to do

"...with these grannies panties??"...

suddenly a foot came out of the sky and squashed him monty python style making the <how the hell do you put that sound in to words?!?! pblptptlbtltbt?!> sound.

All you could hear was the sound of the squishing

And all you could see was giant feet (or is that giant's feet)

squishing the pineapple-less grannies panties wearing dr zoidberg.

And a voice was heard over the loudspeakers . . .

"and now for something completely different . . .

"...time to smell the cheese", said...

the tickle MC cookie monster

who smelt like blue cheese

on rye with some rocket and homous

which was wierd concidering he had no sense of smell

and also a lack of that little thing they call

grondle berry weavle sauce

the yummy it is the more you want to

smell the cheese

and lick the bacon for its

prized antelope juices which

are as tender as your

longnecked possumfaced baboon

he's the new kid on the block and likes

hot girls on a stick who

eat dagwood dogs on

wonka styled monkey

dancing lessons from the willy wanker himself

that tosser

he needs to be taught how to

give lessons in

the cha cha cha

wearing a pink toto and g string

and singing loudly to the beat of

the oopmpa loompa song

While hopping on one leg, patting his tummy and rubbing his head

and eating a large pile of

fried green tomatoes

bass it with the drum end 88 you

freak of nature from the 3rd film

of the yellow panda who took awhile to

undress courtney cox while jacking

up the car to change the tyre (haha i know where that was going!) he then

masturbated while singing "liva la vida loca"

and in walked his mum who

was also masterbating to

the film "Midgets and Milfs"...

which is actually a g rated film

g for Gone to Get

(ROFL)

directed by Ron Jeremy and

Mr Ed the talking horse

Mr Squiggle it features a

horny ant played by

the first person who reads this.... and they

whacked off with a rusty

nail... cos it just felt so damn good to

whack off with a rusty

nail, enough of the self mutilation

its starting to hurt!! so he switched to

a rusty

dagger which

resembled a rusty

piece of cheese.... that wasn't actually rusty it was

water with leaves

that covered everyones genitalia

for the festival named

ark anthems

where conditions of entry was

1 x leaf, 2 x dancing shoes and 1 x amusing badge

for the pleasure of eating 3 white

women, i was granted

eternal

happiness and alot of

flowers

that get eaten by

the merciless insanity peppers of Quetsal Saka Tennunga!

where only the grapes will grow to become

big mushrooms, which brings me

to the story of the forrest filled

with hypercolour chocolate shroomies

with gummi bears... mmmmmm gummi.....

and soursobs aplenty

but dogs piss on them

so we dont eat them!

But I bet you did as a kid

and so did you Sang because

it was for a dare worth a bag of

salt n vinegar chips and a piece of

then i set her pussy on fire

ham hanging from a thread of silk

which dang was you GOT MAIL

from the only person u didnt want it and they

jacked off a

giant pigmy

which let go this enormous

spray which white washed the

the Nation of Funkasaurus's

having their holiday in tahiti

whilst sunbaking on the sunny island of

Kissabutt, this island was full of

stange birds who's mating call sounded like a 70's harlem jive talker sayin "kiss ma ass! kiss ma ass!"

and the islands natives greeted people by...

licking their feet

and pouring honey on their

eyes, making them

best mates neighbour

wanna devour them

and them them with them and them, then

them wanna get some themthems

in the land of them them osausageness.... where the