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move a peanut
with his left nut
,but...
it had retreated
into the sandy abyss of
his next door neighbours..
back door
which was made out of sand 
which fell to the floor when he opened that door
and ran back to the sand box.
away from pigs
who were chasing him
with bats
"mmmmmm chicken giblets!!" said the left nut
but the gruff nut likes tomamtos
and turkey n cheese sandwiches
but it only has sour peaches
with thick skin
which wouldnt be so bad, if it had teath...
with pointy bits on them
that resemble
an anteaters pointy teeth (ggrrr)
figjam
Mixed with toejam
makes for an interesting smell said...
the belly button fluff
JPBr
trapped in snuffalufagusses trunk
next to
oldskoolies fairypants..
Why are they here asked
his cross-dressing grannie
who was wearing
oldskoolies fairypants, again...
and eating a hot fudge sundae with
with strawberrys and cream
and a peanut on top
of a hot fudge sunday with
a peanut on top
who was wearing oldskoolies fairypants
that had sparkles and tinsel..
and lots of pink streamers
dangling from his butt crack....
and singing a tune
about oxen and praries..
in south alaska
where its really hot, but its not
covered in moon rocks like
freddys face
which is very rocky
said the blind man
who could not really see any of this happening
because he left his dog at home.
because it was chewing on a bone
and chasing its tail while
whilst its left ear flapped uncontrollably in the wind
sending ear wax right ontop of
the pineapple
who became very excited
at the thought of becoming the leader of the
pineapple earwax brigade
"mmm yummy" said
the purple mamma
in a yellow tuxedo
*Danced in the
pUdDl3 0f T3Rr0R!!!!!!!
and found herself remembering...
about that time back in band camp
with the trombone..
and flute
that had been rammed into
her uncles monkey
throught the saxo(ma)phone's blow tube.
it felt like
being juiced with a(n)...
super dooper high powered food processor 2000
which wasnt wearing any underwear.
bugger off, that's my Junipper bush!
The super dooper high powered food processor 2000 made exceptional
juniper berry mash which was
Aeonr
a little too salty for
her because flying
JPBr
upside down covered in egg yolk
isn't what its 'cracked' up to be
and birds kept getting stuck to her
Sangr
rearend
with gruff nuts
painted with purple
dingle berries
which splashed her
snot rag
with gravy.
Topped with roast pork and potatoes
"ohh dont tease me"....
she says before she...
scoffed the dingled berried snot rag egg yolk pork and potatoes with gravy
ROFL! Mr Lector
Or so he thought
so he flew in his corporate helicopter
to the place!!!!!!
to be for
jello mould balancing competition...
with 6 skimpy
paper clips tied to
your nannas big toe
with a very looooong ...
toenail, that is a lovely shade of
coconuts
and covered in mice
who really dont like paperclips, or coconuts..
with toenails.
holy torteia's sold
his underpants for
Aeonr
two buttons and a strange bean
he planted the bean, and it grew into
crazy poodle juice
of orange bananas
Sangr
which bit the orangutang
on the very looooooooong toenail
it broke and fell off
into the orangutangs
Thay lived in
mr magoos shoe
like polar bears don't.
In the toe of the shoe lived..
marty, cris harley and phil
bite your penis?
with maori messiah's teeth.. yummy said
daana.
cheesy, goodness, combined with...
a think bass line, ahhhh life's...
a roller coaster of
Aeonr
cold war flashbacks
and delusional monkey
grainy soup spillage
frisky rabbits
no not quiet there yet
around 12:78 in
pico minutes, Larry was about to...
serve fried rice on a layer of
green and purple leaves which were
not as stinky as a
blue and black leaf cos they
just aint what the turtle ordered!
neither was the over sized
coin inside the clown's
Sangr
extremely tiny jockstrap
Which simply wasn't
very comfortable...
especially whilst wearing his special strap
Sangr
-on thingamejiggy
which turned him on because
it was a strap on 
beaver enters the room
beaver enters the room
JPBr
also used as
from beaver enters the room.......
and pinches him on the butt
and pinches him on the butt
cause it was so round and shiny and...
tasted like chicken
stir fry made by
JPBr
jamie olivers nemesis
Ian Hewitson who also...
JPBr
was deepfried in
onion and pepper
JPBr
sumptously covered with
jelly crumbs and tortelli skins with
JPBr
rhino schmeg laced
monkey anus. God
is good
Daana is
the square root of a french frie
who occasionally laughs at his own name because
Aeonr
hes from NZ, a land filled with
midgets and pron stars
and damn those pron stars are
just like the wenches from
the pigmy country of orange ants
who filled Daana's pants with
spagetti like substance which
grew mould
around his butt.
Johnny Depp and his banana
tongs were..
drinking beer and
purple monkey dishwasher
in daana pants also, mmm said
the yeast
goes great with this
fondoo set of
steak knifes
witha greasy brim
allowing ease of use
for those sticky situations...
~Em~r
when hanging from a clothesline
on a hot summers night
dripping wet and thinking
~Em~r
about the
llama's bad haircut
~Em~r
which was cut by the wombat
wielding the samurai sword
chanting "can i get a whoop, whoop"
while wagging his
no-one knew the answer
~Em~r
because they were all
furiously in the air.
Flying high on love and
IN A INTOXICATED STATE OF
absinth and Bacardi 151
~Em~r
which made them
stumble around unsure where they were
but knew what thay where holding like
teeth.
The american and irish the
triantiwantigongolope
all sung songs about
potatoes
and sour cream
and how good AB's are from the North Adelaide Burger Bar when you have had way to much to drink
and can't remember the name of
the person who got you so drunk
but remember names like Johnny and Jim
and that show before The Young Ones
which was only on because
it had lots of
random subliminal messages and
cheese. "wheres the cheese?" said....
Magilla Gorilla right before
he entered a nudist colony
~Em~r
and much to his surprise, he found
apples
lots and lots of apples
with very large
purple cores which had these amazing
Sangr
orange flavoured panties
that changed colour at night
but once in a blue moon they would
turn transparent so you could
see what god gave them
as a present for their birthday
he spanked the dog
and shot the cat
then ran to china
~Em~r
in a little row boat to find ya
mothers great Aunt
Henrietta who was
eating apples
on a daisy field
and singing loudly
I WILL SURVIVE
over and over until
she fell into a pile of
lyrical genious otherwise known as
papa smurf
better known as
aretha franklin.
~Em~r
R E S P E C T she bellowed
Sangr
when all the monkeys
ate apples
DeLr
while brapping in their Rx7s
with new gearboxes
DeLr
and heavy duty clucthes
and apples
DeLr
and drift pine apples
as well as extractors that need to be longer for more brap 
DeLr
thought full lenght of car was enuff.. to the diff !
now now craig, you just broke the sentence
DeLr
oh my bad....
musta been the piston driver in me... brekaing things
musta been the piston driver in me... brekaing things
said the raving lunatic in the corner
Sangr
who ate the smelly cheese
DeLr
blue vein?
he asked no-one
about the funny sludge oozing from
DeLr
his left nostril
Sangr
then the hermaphrodite
DeLr
called Sang-da-thang
Sangr
gave Del a
a small bottle that was marked
JPBr
CAUTION! buyer beware...
but del still drank the green stuff inside an then
JPBr
there was an explosion within his cerebral cortex
DeLr
cortex??? no it was the VORTEX!!!!
Sangr
But suddenly the whole anthems crew...
~Em~r
agreed that Del might actually....
be insane.
OR IS HE? you'll find out next week on
Desperate Housewives.
starring....
JENNA JANISON or IS THAT THE CORRECT SPELLING co starring
DeLr
( cheers fellas for all yoru love and support )
Co starring other such famous anthemites as No Pants Cris!
)Co starring other such famous anthemites as No Pants Cris!
Sangr
And exclusively directed by famous porn director, Sang the-Asian-guy-with-the-long-name
suddenly no-pantys-cris went....
WEEE WEEE WEEE all the way home
with fairy floss in his hands
because he was cast in sang's movie for having....
a 3rd arm growing out of his back.
which was caoverd in goooo
and looked like a turkey
with goo on it...
Sangr
that CrisP was eager to eat
but knew he shouldn't
DeLr
but he did any way.. and he grew a
Sangr
an insanely bushy tail
"i'm turning in to a squirrel" squeeked
DeLr
cris P as he grabbed his nuts and ran up a tree... or was that a close line???
Sangr
Then the secret squirrel yelped...
"Cor Blimey, Streuth!"
DeLr
in a cokney accent
Sangr
which shocked Sang, Craig and Phil
and quite possibly Rob
Sangr
whose alter ego is actually...
DeLr
THE GREAT ROBERTO!
who has a flying carpet made from woven spaghetti
who has a flying carpet made from woven spaghetti
and baked beans
in case he gets hungry on his way to....
to see Hi 5
in all their glory
and became dissapointed as
are now a punk band
and take after michael jackson with a twisted facination towards
never never land which in another coincidence contains
the one armed green goblin ready to attack
weilding the arm which he lost in the terrible incident as a weapon
wait screamed something in the distance and to my surprise it was
a hairy wombat
NAMED PATCHES MCGEE
he lived deliriously in a tree
AND WOULD THROW ACORNS AT ALL THE PASSING PEOPLE
and wore a ballet outfit
mcgee rather enjoyed preforming to but
couldnt stand the taste of chinese fruitcake
so ordered pizza instead with extra
olives as he loved putting them inside his
nose the smell was soothing
and made him a little queasy so he
ran to the nearest
sip n save
a grab a carton of ciggies and
a bottle of st agnes
and a Bottle of yagar with a four pack of pulse
after he had chugged the lot and then unchugged it again 
when the fantastic 4 apperad
and the rock man snorted the olives with
with a hoover
and......
and......
pooooooow in came spiderman
ready to snap the
hairy goblems little toe
with one mighty swoop of his...
scissors the little gobblin
called help from superman
is it a bird it it a plane no its david hasselhoff screamed
patches mcgee - the hairy wombat
how can i hoff you asked the hoffmiester
"by hoffing in my crotchless hoffs"
hoff off screamed the one armed goblin
or he will hoff you up the
the wrong side of the
tracks where all the hobos
sing and dance merry tunes by
marilyn manson and korn
who dont really sing merry tunes....
then they did a fantastic rendition of "by the light of the silvery moon"
then they did a fantastic rendition of "by the light of the silvery moon"
My mum is my daddys daughter said Cleatus
DeLr
*hic* up in dem hills lifes a lil like that
'well at leas' you got a real daddy, mah daddy was a goat' said...
billy, the goat rooting
DeLr
rave adelaide'r
fence for getting
a dog a new sock which
electronic impulses towards
the popes left
nut and
he slapped the
camilla with his
dirty stinking
penis, however father johnston believed
that it is not correct to mix breed
with animals and humans
because you might end up with a
antelope that likes
to get it up over
the moon which isn't
hard and round but
it can be if you
order french fries
with chicken salt and
potatoe gems
and a cheese burger with flies on the
chirpy vomit strings and
salty scab flakes
with potato snot phlem and
and soogy saos
scrumdidilyumptious
said ed breidis (who is one of the managers here and looks exactly like ned flanders)
he then took off his pants and...
he then took off his pants and...
spanked a monkey with a
piece of confetti
and screamed loudly as
i love vegetables
almost as much as i love
hairy
legs and arms
noooooooo screamed
the hairy crab under the log
i wish my name was Barry
DeLr
not bevan?
while jeff the animal doctor
ate gherkin and anchovie slice with
cheese and vegimite and aeroplane jelly
which mutated him into a giant green chihuahua
DeLr
which got put down.
does that end the story?
now that the star is dead?
does that end the story?
now that the star is dead?
Sangr
No coz Sang the super duper scientific guy resurrected it again...
DeLr
and then the resurection died of MSG overdopse.. and peanut allergies
Sangr
and because of this failure, team anthems dined on the green chiuhuahua
DeLr
and we all grew a third apendage... dejavu` anyone?
No said monkey majik and his purple elephant
named Bruno. What is it you
and your exceptionally weird
repast that hath given thee three.... appendages?
To this they replied
To this they replied
Beer!!! Its raining beer!!!
out ran the lesbian ant eater with a pitcher to....
Sangr
fill with frothy...
whipped cream and ice
and to the chihuahuas disgust...
he vomited and orderd 16 lobsters
with pig penis souffle..
with pineapple
and pasty artichoke flakes with..
nachos topped onto a
Sangr
heap of monkeys brains
from Indiana Jones's Temple of Doom....
MWUHAHAHAHA..........HA!!
MWUHAHAHAHA..........HA!!
out jumped a panda covered in
Sangr
tar and feathers
and clenched tightly to
Sangr
CrisP's bottom
which was a rather odd
Sangr
feeling for him
but yet he couldnt stop
Sangr
which resulted in
hours of enjoyment
having a permanently attached panda on my butt ...GREAT!!
but it wasn't until the balls deep wench came that
i decided to free myself of...
unwelcome problems and gerbals so he
decided to go out and
get a haircut
even though he was bald
but had glued on hair
on his bottom lip
nooo screamed a porky pig wanna be as he ran through the
airduct which lead to the
utopia of all mand kind
whyyyy!? the proky pig boy screamed again
because the utopia was really hell...... HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!
He looked around in desperation, but
DeLr
yelled loudly
YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY FCUKED UP!
YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY FCUKED UP!
no we're not said the inhabitants of fuckedupopia and they
flew skywards at an alarming rate
terminal velocity to be pricise, which scientifically is
another name for the ever so popular
turkey club roll with
Sangr
panda meat mashed in it.
DeLr
i hear penguin soup is good
I hear the winds of change!
3 flying monkeys was eating
While I sat back in my chair and looked on intently
at the rocket in my pocket, which
just exploded with glee whilst...
the big busted multi colored hair woman sang
"who will buy my beautiful roses!"
i couldnt help but to laugh
at the ridiculous stuff that people post in this thread, its fuckin great!!
But no where as great as me
cause thee art thou greatest'th.....
my ice cream is cold??
said the fairy queen to the...
buy me another you stupid....
tit...
as big as the one on my
Sangr
left butt cheek.
movie with lots of naked people
called
"have you seen my bananas?"
"have you seen my bananas?"
no, but i have seen your
coconuts, and they are a lovely shade of
puss
she grabed something fury but it wasn't a spider it was a
communist
lashing out at the
bannana which now cost her $18.00
because it was packed with
squishy goodness
and gold plated orange peel
con laughed as he was making a
vomit...
filled cupcake for the queen
a tea party is always a grand affair
although the mad hatter was not present the
famous butler from the lara croft game was treating him to
Sangr
a private viewing of
his autographs of canadian shuffle board players when suddenly
Sangr
magnetic flying midget monkeys pounded
DeLr
upon the door, let me in let me in or ill...
Huff and puff and blow your house in!!!!!!
DeLr
oh thats a bit lame said the three little ninjas
And the magnetic flying midget monkeys got out there rocket propelleed granade launchers and said....
where are those blue veined purple headed custard chuckers?