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cheesey dinosaur midgets...
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ate bread four times daily because
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it made them do poopies
in the field across the road where
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all the pixies sprinkled
dehydrated water to help the
weed grwo big and strong
and them themselves with them aswell then again, n stuff
that was taken by them to the shop of
pants.
where striders are made only if your
man enough to wear them
not who you say you are
and are man enough to wear them them
but who u like to slap because they
are very nice to touch
and squeeze into a tiny
pair of lace knickers which Chris
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was sniffing
whick looked like
his mums knickers... they were
soiled with something that
she ate that smelt like
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cheese on toast
cooked corn
and greens (gotta love those greens)
they make you want to
throw up like a
an african elephant who took too many
sniffs of my mums undies
and then jumped onto
a trampoline which was made from
horse hair and a piece of
boob.
No-one knows why the price of
ass cream has gone up, but
many speculate it's because of north korean
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nuclear faecal matter
that is smeared on
slimy lizards
testicles using
a spatuler and a
blunt axe that
has a shiny
axe wound
cloth
turtle
and likes to beat
the cockys tongue
slime
for it tastes like a bit of
* dana - this is like, way not cool. Yeah its funny but people could find it very offensive. Please chill out *
king of the island of
(oi!! none of that shite in my thread dude, keep it clean)
anyway...
anyway...
the cat said to kangaroo
"BOING!!"
(oh what!! What did he say?? i missed it!!)
doing!!!
doing!!!
QUOTE(Maori_Messiah @ Oct 17 2006, 01:15 PM)
* dana - this is like, way not cool. Yeah its funny but people could find it very offensive. Please chill out *
QUOTE(Harley @ Oct 17 2006, 02:46 PM)
(oh what!! What did he say?? i missed it!!)
doing!!!
doing!!!
sorry they were song lyrics :$ give or take a few
sorry
my badthen a prophet was like
grapes
on a sunny day they
picked themselves as they thought
jam was butter
but NO, jam is in actual fact
the closest thing to
a hole in the bottle of
jose cuervo tequila
with rice cakes
and a packet of toobs for
christmas, YAY!
sent by the evil mastermind
wally the one nutted wonder dog
. wally had the evil plan to
sniff things
with his elbow
and his piece of
balfours pie
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that was stuck
to his wifes left buttock
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which also had a mushroom growing
under a large palm tree
where the antelope roam
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the hairy pubic region
that was infested
with MC chickens
and McRice burgers with pork
on ya fork
with a stork
and thay talked
about chalk
in the colgate adds
(couldnt think of anything the rhyms with chalk errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
(couldnt think of anything the rhyms with chalk errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
"ooh it does get in" said
carrot to the cellery stick
but the corn felt
before committing suicide by throwing himself in to the giant food processor
to make a delicious cup of
iced peanut milk
for the 3 foot midget he has stored in his
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triangular defecation device
and pokes all the little
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girls...
the dirty old man needs to be taken to
germany
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where there are lotsa more lil girls ( 
)
)
and plenty of cops that like to
poke the
little boys in their
eye BALLS
and take them to
botswana
where the fish like to
smell like chickens, but look like
a parade of frogs doing the
makarena on their
lilypads and drinking bottles of flavoured
cordial mixed with
cough medicine for the purpose of
relaxation and a bit of
ridding the world of magpies
that look like willy nelson
while strummin their cello & lighting their cubano cigars
that where stolen
while i was hung over
and holding down the vomit
with a chastity belt
of titanium!!!!!!!!!!
Forklifts vs people
and the people won 'cause
they strapped bananas to their
forheads and become monkeys
swinging through the fields of
tulips that i tiptoed through
getting chased by the forklifts
in their wild bikinis that
have strap on...
tenticles in their
The forklifts ran
down the street chasing
the 3 wheeld slimy
yabbie.... that takes baths only on
harleys forklift obsession
Forklifts come in all sizes and are fun
to smack harley in the head with because
im am the forklift king
and u like to eat cats
only road kill ones
for the extra 'spice' and the tang from
the bitumen
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of chocolate mummies
from the french deli
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whos owned by giant midget dwarf
that likes to pounce on innocent
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girls that wrestle in jelly
and Sang fell in the jelly while
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hayleys bikini fell off
and Sang threw her a towel phew....
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which was made of
glad wrap
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which hayley didnt realise, so
there she was, with her
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sponge bob bikini
and Sang dancing with his pink g string
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which Hayley wanted to add to her collection
of freakish things that men wear
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to town with girls named hayley
and boys named Sang eat the rotten lemon
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that girls named Hayley drop on the floor 
just for an excuse to
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see leon also eat the lemon
laugh at Sang with a dirty lemon
"dirty lemon eater"
floss while you eat
said the very drunk philbert while bouncing around like an idiot
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while the money eating piece of cheese
up behind
the blue sink
of destrution that had
came from north korea
with a rather large
stonfish out of
stane that was
mutated like
a simspons fish
that had lymphona caught from
the toad down the street he also
smelled like fish
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fillets on icecream cakes
and a banana sandwich for
me, good thing i'm real hungry else i wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot
magpie.... because its the season to
merry and drunk
water and wine
mushrooms and bread
with fish eye sandwiches for all
you freaks.
I want to
fly a kite
in the himalaya's on a tuesday because
the mountain goats are running away from
the rabbit that eats
human flesh and
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killer tomatoes
with pumpernickel soup grains
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that poked peoples orifices
behind their backs
bamboo blinds
painted with a myriad of colourful
egg salads and...
cream cheese and
burnt eggnog with...
hot beer
and a hotdog filled with
your mums...
french toast
and tomato sauce
grundleberries..
made from dirt and sand
with...
a pair of chopsticks
stuck into her ear for the purpose of
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mind control
to make her dance like
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a chicken
then to make her
poke her self in the eye with a sharp stick
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that was carved from a branch struck by
sang's...
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venomous pee...
pee pee pee pee
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on Chris and David
everywhere a pee pee, old...
McFunkster had a farm
e i e i oh
and on that farm he had some ravers
with a glow stick here and
and an E or 2 there...
e i e i oh 
with a cough here and a sniff there
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on my ham and cheese sandwich
with a cherry on top
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that resembles a nipple
in the amazon
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where the naked...
buffalo roam
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with the colony of naked pygmy trolls
that were scientifically developed to cook rissoles by.....
the dried out
suckign the raw out of them with a strong vacuum...
that came with steak knifes
which were confused wtih snake knifes
as that happens quite a lot in these parts
Nobody knows why...
i do but i aint tellin
awww come on uncle boosting 
i'm not your uncle i told ya that DNA test was rigged because..........
e i e i ooooh....
(sorry i couldnt help myself, the last page and a half i was singing everybodies responses to the tune of old mcdonald)
(sorry i couldnt help myself, the last page and a half i was singing everybodies responses to the tune of old mcdonald)
"Whats a red?" asked the girl
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with the three boobies
and a chicken shaped rock on her sholder
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that looked good enough to...
eat... but...
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...you couldnt because.................
it was too hard, so she...
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cut it off with....
nail clippers which she carried in her
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hollowed out possum handbag
that she bought when she was in
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Thailand with...
money, but she didnt have enough so
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the handsome prince...
came to save the day by
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drinking 1000 beers and
she sold her body to
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the prince's dad who
tried to take it back for a refund cos she lives on handson rd
lol said the passing bus load of
southern canadian yak hearders
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that milked...
gnat's and mosquito's
that really pissed
off the minister of arabia for he
drank beer in front
of the giant frog that
also liked beer
Adelaides beer?
no... they drank vomit bombs
(with a shot on the side of carrots and sweetcorn).
which was the only reason......
the testicles came
out from under the
sarong and said
"holy shit batman" what
boogies..
are those over
there with the big
green rubber hat
is running down your face
and taking way too long to eat
every brussel sprout on her
car bonnet for that is where they....
got stuck from the drive..
to get to barry's...
backyard BBQ bonanza
into full swing with a huge
Mexican Sombrero made from
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orangutang genitalia
by the eskimos
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who eat
the dishevelled mess of
their grandma's left
BOOBIE ON A SATURDAY IN
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the cannabillistic pub which
Served a good 5.8% Ale called
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Newcastle Brown Ale which
(touche) All Newcastle lads
spewed cause it was laced
with crack
..ed buttocks.
postulated
over the wall
ONLY TO FIND A BIG
hairy smelly clam
eating gruff nuts
OUTTA A VERY BIG!
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whales blow-hole
whales blow-hole
whales blow-hole
and they tasted alot like
the raw onion ontop of the
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whales blow-hole
while he licked the
's smegma toast lip crunch
did his best too
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in the pants of
sang... who liked to eat a
~Em~r
vegetarian pizza at the strath.
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And I was accompanied by...
~Em~r
a really hot chick 
that liked to eat
~Em~r
vegetarian pizza as well. so they decided to share one
and also some iced coffee's for they
puke from water
a big whales
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rear-ended blow whale
that takes it out of the ball park
And flushes it right down the toilet
round and round it went
musicians bum
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which smelt like
anchovies and sour cream but looked
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like my left butt cheek
which had lipstick
drawn in the shape of?
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a hermaphrodites genitalia
and we all know what that means....
one stop knock shop
in the shy with
QUOTE(jase31 @ Nov 10 2006, 08:58 AM)
one stop knock shop
(LMFAO!!!)
your grandmas frilly...
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dental floss
that got wrapped around my
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tonsils
and caused much pain in my
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tockleys
barmaid.
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So the witch
watched
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the nurse and maid
eat a dish filled with
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choochoos and
drinking out of the punch bowl with their
ear forks.
no one knows the goodness found in
the forest except for
the pink polar bear who
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was chewing on his
toe nails
of ancestors...
that used to be renowned for having the funkiest toe jam in
sandwiches
which sold on
your cousins hairy boat
in the city of egypt
back in the year 2169
where barbie dolls were
used as door stops.
to stop the
excrutiatingly painful and unpleasant
torture that awaited
on his return to
my work...
the boss said
Get the Frak out you .........
overweight midget, why
idiot.. didn't you know i fired you...
for your lack of
literacy skills... Did you think
at all ? ha ha ha
artichoke
are not yummy except when
melting
inside iceream flavoured shorts that
homogenised
some flower pots
while the tin man danced his mery jig
monkey felcher
of the pigeon
bum hole
mother
purple monkey dishwasher
,that line was stolen
from homer thompson
who had a large cat strapped to his
dishwasher
Yes it was stolen lmao
or one might just say your too bloody slow
Yes it was stolen lmao
or one might just say your too bloody slow
Fred and Jane
went to Harleys house
which thay
needed to b at for the
purpose of
manufacturing
a piece of
Harleys special
elf anus pie
which i only
eat with sauce from the
bananas
they are rather sticky from
the spilt
in her skirt which
obviously holds a certain quantity of banana's
at my house
where the ceiling is green and
the gorilla's ass
is on the menu
which includes
pasty smegma drip
and a side order of shut the hell up
No its my house if you dont like it get the fark out
ok i'll wait out the front
watch out for crazy cat lady
who danced around a very big
sombrero made of jarlsburg cheese
in the heat of the night
when its too hot to sleep and
the ice cream
you're stuck to your rubber sheets
from designer direct
clouds
which were being
eaten frivolously by
like marshmellows
which were coated in
sugar and flakes of
dandruff from the old man
bum
which smelt like
the ganster, the killer and the dope dealer
went on a picnic
to get stoned, kill people, run underground poker tournaments and
ding MM.
They were from Alabama.
which was the coolest place to be...
besides the pub
and in my presence.
we drank
jack and coke with
breakfast beans
fishfingers and
grapple berry juice from
cris P's unholy
UNDERWEAR
which were infected with
shite
from his mouth which
is
also where sifilis can be
at
(ooh please dont pay me out)
the best of times
the best of times
when
they are
smelling like
turkey
slaps on a
christmas ham legs...
glazed over a hot
pie
lemon morange
god dog for beer RIPOFF, I NEED A
billy
but i'd rather 78
dollars
16 YR OLDS!!!!
what
foul being put me on this
diseased, wretched...
worthless, cowardly soul
called,
Fred Bloggs, the original pancake
stirfly fryguy moon carnie spaz-mangle head moncholiser manwoman-beast
with a head of a lettuce that obscures the light from the fairy godmother
shenr
shines through the pie
from motherland
in the face of a red faced clown
BOOYA BOOYA BOOYA, i need some